loki see loki do: WinoRhino: loki see loki do: Model 8 motherfarking sixteen, yo.Is that the one with the attractive wooden base?Damn straight.
rumpelstiltskin: fark you, marketers. There's nothing stupid about this particular law. Go think of some other way to sell your walnuts.
WinoRhino: loki see loki do: WinoRhino: loki see loki do: Model 8 motherfarking sixteen, yo.Is that the one with the attractive wooden base?Damn straight.Here's the thing with that particular model. One Christmas Eve I'm drinking martinis, I'm cracking nuts, smoking a little of the haze, right? I start to bug out a bit. The Christmas tree starts growing, I'm shrinking and all these army mice come out of nowhere led by this, like, mouse king I guess. At that point I'm calling at the ol' model 816 to help me out, right? Nutcrackers are supposed to fight this shiat off. But no. He's all "Look, I have an attractive wooden base!" Not legs, mind you, like a proper nutcracker. No bayonet. No intimidating red uniform. He's just wagging his wooden handle like a scared puppy. I had to fight off the mice creatures with a goddamned sword swizzle stick, and it was a biatch to get that olive off first. I finish off the mouse king, suffer a few bites, possibly rabies, all while the 816 just apologizes and offers me a goddamned filbert. fark the model 816 and its attractive wooden base. I regifted that biatch the next morning.
WinoRhino: loki see loki do: Model 8 motherfarking sixteen, yo.Is that the one with the attractive wooden base?
St_Francis_P: The first two posts seem to have covered the subject nicely. Subby must work for Big Walnut.
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