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2013-02-25 04:13:15 PM  
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Really?
 
2013-02-25 05:52:11 PM  
It's like he starts to crow, realizes how ridiculous it is, and laughs at himself.
 
2013-02-25 05:55:01 PM  
Cock-a-doodle-BWAHAHAHAhahahahaha penis.
 
2013-02-25 06:15:25 PM  
That bird is high.
 
2013-02-25 06:43:14 PM  
That's what she said!

/really, 4 posts for this?
 
2013-02-25 07:10:59 PM  
apparently seth macfarlane submitted the headline
 
2013-02-25 07:12:35 PM  
I SAY, BOY, THAT WAS THE JOKE. DON'T YA GETIT? ~Foghorn Leghorn

/you know you said it in his voice

JC
 
2013-02-25 07:34:28 PM  

JoeCowboy: I SAY, BOY, THAT WAS THE JOKE. DON'T YA GETIT? ~Foghorn Leghorn

/you know you said it in his voice

JC


It's ironic because I think that is actually a leghorn chicken.  they're an egg laying breed.

The more you know.
 
2013-02-25 07:59:18 PM  
seems pretty normal to me.. wheres the funny
 
2013-02-25 08:19:27 PM  
Probably just the funniest WHITE cock subby has seen.
 
2013-02-25 08:57:04 PM  
You obviously haven't seen the death metal cock.
 
2013-02-25 10:26:08 PM  
C'mon, what white cock isn't funny?
 
2013-02-25 10:54:34 PM  

Epiphani: You obviously haven't seen the death metal cock.


Damn, that is ridiculous lung capacity for such a small animal.
 
2013-02-26 12:23:33 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Epiphani: You obviously haven't seen the death metal cock.

Damn, that is ridiculous lung capacity for such a small animal.


Seriously, and one of the best lead vocalists for death metal I've heard.  A real artist.
 
2013-02-26 12:59:29 AM  
Wow, the cock is sauced!
 
2013-02-26 02:35:41 AM  
I literally laughed until I had tears.
 
2013-02-26 02:48:23 AM  

Epiphani: You obviously haven't seen the death metal cock.


Death Metal Rooster is awesome, but nothing tops Techno Chicken.
 
2013-02-26 06:17:12 AM  
lame
 
2013-02-26 08:13:49 AM  
It's funny looking, but the chicken likely has a tumor in its throat which is causing it to 'hiccup' as it crows. It's extremely painful for the chicken, and it will likely die soon.

When I was young, I had a rooster. I selected him from a flock of little chicks when he was just a little yellow fluff ball. He'd follow me around the house and I'd leave birdseed for him in his bowl. I remember how he used to flutter up to sit on my shoulder while I watched pro wrestling and he'd later nestle on my lap as I petted his feathers. We had a game where we'd run up and down the stairs, but he'd always win because he'd jump over the banister and flap his wings until he landed on the couch. We had so much fun. As he matured, he began crowing, like roosters will do. But a few months in, it was obvious something was wrong. He'd crow loudly and then he seemed to cough several times. He would try to crow and after a while no sound would come out. The doctors said it was a tumor growing in his throat. They suggested we put him to sleep so he wouldn't have to suffer anymore.

I don't know if we did the right thing by him. We didn't take the advice of the doctors. We kept him and let him die a natural death, which he did 4 months to the day after the doctor's visit. The tumor had grown so large that it blocked his windpipe. He died of oxygen deprivation to his brain. Since then I've never been able to bring myself to owning a pet.
 
2013-02-26 08:20:26 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: but the chicken likely has a tumor in its throat


Thanks Debbie!
 
2013-02-26 12:41:12 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: It's funny looking, but the chicken likely has a tumor in its throat which is causing it to 'hiccup' as it crows. It's extremely painful for the chicken, and it will likely die soon.

When I was young, I had a rooster. I selected him from a flock of little chicks when he was just a little yellow fluff ball. He'd follow me around the house and I'd leave birdseed for him in his bowl. I remember how he used to flutter up to sit on my shoulder while I watched pro wrestling and he'd later nestle on my lap as I petted his feathers. We had a game where we'd run up and down the stairs, but he'd always win because he'd jump over the banister and flap his wings until he landed on the couch. We had so much fun. As he matured, he began crowing, like roosters will do. But a few months in, it was obvious something was wrong. He'd crow loudly and then he seemed to cough several times. He would try to crow and after a while no sound would come out. The doctors said it was a tumor growing in his throat. They suggested we put him to sleep so he wouldn't have to suffer anymore.

I don't know if we did the right thing by him. We didn't take the advice of the doctors. We kept him and let him die a natural death, which he did 4 months to the day after the doctor's visit. The tumor had grown so large that it blocked his windpipe. He died of oxygen deprivation to his brain. Since then I've never been able to bring myself to owning a pet.


Was he delicious?
 
2013-02-26 12:47:22 PM  

Ghastly: AverageAmericanGuy: It's funny looking, but the chicken likely has a tumor in its throat which is causing it to 'hiccup' as it crows. It's extremely painful for the chicken, and it will likely die soon.

When I was young, I had a rooster. I selected him from a flock of little chicks when he was just a little yellow fluff ball. He'd follow me around the house and I'd leave birdseed for him in his bowl. I remember how he used to flutter up to sit on my shoulder while I watched pro wrestling and he'd later nestle on my lap as I petted his feathers. We had a game where we'd run up and down the stairs, but he'd always win because he'd jump over the banister and flap his wings until he landed on the couch. We had so much fun. As he matured, he began crowing, like roosters will do. But a few months in, it was obvious something was wrong. He'd crow loudly and then he seemed to cough several times. He would try to crow and after a while no sound would come out. The doctors said it was a tumor growing in his throat. They suggested we put him to sleep so he wouldn't have to suffer anymore.

I don't know if we did the right thing by him. We didn't take the advice of the doctors. We kept him and let him die a natural death, which he did 4 months to the day after the doctor's visit. The tumor had grown so large that it blocked his windpipe. He died of oxygen deprivation to his brain. Since then I've never been able to bring myself to owning a pet.

Was he delicious?


I'm not big on the taste of cock.
 
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