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(Talking Points Memo)   Karzai to US Special Forces: GET. OUT. NOW   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 38
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2013-02-25 10:54:52 AM
10 votes:

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Karzai assassinated in 3...2...1...



What are you droning on about now?
2013-02-25 11:14:02 AM
5 votes:

Rapmaster2000: We could totally win this thing if we're willing to be more brutal than the Soviets.  How hard can it be?


Grand_Moff_Joseph: I say we oblige him.  We've wasted far too much money and blood there as it is.


America could have totally destroyed Communism if Truman had the balls to let MacArthur cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China.   We had a second chance in Vietnam, but noooooo!  You libs had to go and ruin that for us too.

It's no different now, except that the Communists have been replaced my Islamofascist Jihadis.

And now you want our brave American fighting heterosexual men to cut and run, abandoning the field to our archenemies, who will not rest until every last American man, woman, and child is dead, converted to Islam, or gay married.

You swore you wouldn't forget 9-11.  Well, you did.

Don't blame me when the smoking gun comes in the form of a mushroom cloud over America's heartland.  We warned you.
2013-02-25 10:46:32 AM
5 votes:
Did he throw their clothes on the lawn?
2013-02-25 10:25:56 AM
5 votes:
Karzai had better tone it down.

If not, we could be going war in Afghanistan.
2013-02-25 09:36:21 AM
5 votes:
We could totally win this thing if we're willing to be more brutal than the Soviets.  How hard can it be?
2013-02-25 11:05:53 AM
4 votes:

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Karzai to US Special Forces: GET.OUT.NOW.

US Special Forces to Karzai: FIND.US.


Guess who's hosting the Hide and Seek World Championship again.
2013-02-25 11:02:26 AM
4 votes:
Karzai to US Special Forces: GET.OUT.NOW.

US Special Forces to Karzai: FIND.US.
2013-02-25 10:58:18 AM
4 votes:

Yogimus: Would LOVE to see full withdrawal from the region.



We can't leave yet.

They still hate us, and that's dangerous.

We have to stay there, bombing, shooting, and oppressing them until they love us.
2013-02-25 11:20:25 AM
3 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: Therion: Ok everybody, get on the plane. Karzai's going to prop up his drug empire with Afghani troops now.

Peace With Honor is here!

Yes.
Opium.
It's always the opium.
All other headlines are misleading on purpose.


Opium is probably the reason why the puppet no longer feels the hand in his ass.
2013-02-25 11:20:19 AM
3 votes:

Parthenogenetic: Rapmaster2000: We could totally win this thing if we're willing to be more brutal than the Soviets.  How hard can it be?

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I say we oblige him.  We've wasted far too much money and blood there as it is.

America could have totally destroyed Communism if Truman had the balls to let MacArthur cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China.   We had a second chance in Vietnam, but noooooo!  You libs had to go and ruin that for us too.

It's no different now, except that the Communists have been replaced my Islamofascist Jihadis.

And now you want our brave American fighting heterosexual men to cut and run, abandoning the field to our archenemies, who will not rest until every last American man, woman, and child is dead, converted to Islam, or gay married.

You swore you wouldn't forget 9-11.  Well, you did.

Don't blame me when the smoking gun comes in the form of a mushroom cloud over America's heartland.  We warned you.


guycodeblog.mtv.com
2013-02-25 11:12:52 AM
3 votes:
t3.gstatic.com
"Detriments you call us? Detriments? Well I want to remind you that it was detriments like us that built this bloody Empire AND the Izzat of the bloody Raj. Hats on."

Oops - wrong time period/empire/nation/etc.
2013-02-25 11:00:39 AM
3 votes:

Amos Quito: We have to stay there, bombing, shooting, and oppressing them until they love us.


Just like my ex-girlfriend.
2013-02-25 10:49:22 AM
3 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-25 01:34:01 PM
2 votes:
images.wikia.com
2013-02-25 11:00:48 AM
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: We could totally win this thing if we're willing to be more brutal than the Soviets.  How hard can it be?


24.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-25 10:56:34 AM
2 votes:

cgraves67: It doesn't really matter. We either spend 20 years fighting the Taliban now or 20 years fighting the Taliban after they crush Karzai's little empire and start harboring anti-US terrorists again. Either way, we will be fighting the Taliban for a long time.


Yeah, but if Karzai can tie them down for 20 years, we can have Terminators up and running by then.  Fighting them in 20 years will be punching some buttons on a computer and stepping out for an early lunch.
2013-02-25 10:54:44 AM
2 votes:
excelsior-recordings.com
GET.  OUT.
2013-02-25 10:49:51 AM
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I say we oblige him.  We've wasted far too much money and blood there as it is.

You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!


www.crankycritic.com

"I'd like to summarize my feelings in the words of the titular character of Sylvester Stallone's epic movie, Rambo..."
2013-02-25 10:49:36 AM
2 votes:

Therion: Ok everybody, get on the plane. Karzai's going to prop up his drug empire with Afghani troops now.

Peace With Honor is here!



The "drug empire" was non-existent until US forces arrived.
2013-02-25 10:30:55 AM
2 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I say we oblige him.  We've wasted far too much money and blood there as it is.


You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!
2013-02-25 10:07:13 AM
2 votes:
Ok everybody, get on the plane. Karzai's going to prop up his drug empire with Afghani troops now.

Peace With Honor is here!
2013-02-25 08:55:29 PM
1 votes:

airsupport: But when you put a gibbering, brutal desert-dwelling primitive in power, you can't expect them to act with sophistication and intelligence.  They only understand violence, domination and greed.  Oh, and violence against women; they have a penchant for that.


www.ihatethemedia.com
2013-02-25 02:53:46 PM
1 votes:
The Southern Dandy:

If we acted like the Good Guy, this shiat wouldn't happen.  Apparently, Rumsfeld burned all the copies of the Art of War at the Pentagon, and nobody has bothered to buy new ones.

MORAL Law.  When you lose it, you've lost the war.


Who won? The USA lost that one some time after WW1.
2013-02-25 02:39:32 PM
1 votes:

Joe Blowme: Gyrfalcon: Joe Blowme: Gyrfalcon: Lando Lincoln: ha-ha-guy: I've always wondered if this is the way to withdraw and let Karzai get street credit.  Look he kicked us out, he's not some American puppet.  Just ignore that plan we had in place about leaving the region by 2014.

Absolutely fine with me. I do not give a flying fark at this point. I feel bad for the Afghanis that want to live in a democratic society, but there's too many tribal savages in their land for that. I don't want another drop of blood spilled because of them. Let them fight each other for the kind of life that they want.

If they want a democratic society, they have to make their own. Democracy can't be imposed from without, because then it's not a democracy. And if the people don't want a democracy enough to fight for it on their own, they won't have one. If the only reason Afghanistan (or Iraq, or Congo, or wherever) is a "democracy" is because of the presence of foreign troops, then it isn't a democracy, it's a play-democracy, an act. It's a dictatorship pretending to be democratic at the point of a sword. You can't have a "fair election" when US troops have to enforce it any more than if the Ayatollahs have to bless it.

So if Afghanistan wants us out, and there's going to be a big civil war, and the Taliban takes over again--well, then that's what the Afghanis want, and are willing to accept, and the US will have to deal with the Taliban as their chosen government. And maybe if we DID, and stopped trying to say people have to have the kind of government WE like, they'd get along with us better.

Tolerance of evil is a crime.
Deal with the Talibal with 2000lb JDAM, no need for boots on the ground

Who gets to define evil?

Seriously? Stoning people not evil to you? Hanging people for being gay not evil to you? Treating women like property not evil to you?
/i hope you are just playing devils advocate and are not really just a retarded cultural relativist


Why do you hate the Old Testament?
2013-02-25 01:54:31 PM
1 votes:

Tumunga: Yogimus: Look, either murder the lot of them, or leave them alone. No more of this half assing.

That would work, but I think the Libtards in charge are trying to figure out how to provide the Afghans amnesty so they will vote Democrat.


Oh, COME ON. Next time, don't capitalize Democrat if you want to be taken seriously. True conservatives would rather die than use proper grammar in relation to their sworn enemies.
2013-02-25 01:43:27 PM
1 votes:

Marine1: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Marine1: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Remind me again why the fark we went there in the first place?

A terrorist network based in Afghanistan trained a number of Arabs to carry out successful attacks on the United States on Sept. 11th, 2001. The terrorist group, Al Queda, was a known and tolerated guest of the Taliban, which controlled the country at the time after a civil war that raged when the Soviets withdrew.

That's the Reader's Digest version.

Oh, well that certainly seems worth 2000+ dead, 50K injured American kids and a trillion dollars.

It's not as if we could have just bombed the shiat out of those training camps from the air.

We did that in, what, 1998? That sure didn't do anything about 9-11.


That's because instead of going after bin Laden, Clinton bombed an aspirin factory to distract America from the Lewinsky scandal.

Did you also not know that Sudan offered to hand bin Laden over to the USA on a silver platter in 1996, but Clinton refused because there "wasn't enough evidence to arrest him"?

Also, did you know that Col. Oliver North was grilled by a Senate committee packed with liberals and was soundly criticized for buying a $60,000 home security system? Ollie said he needed it to protect his family from the world's most dangerous terrorist... Osama bin Laden.  The senator in charge of the committee openly mocked Col. North and called him a pussy for being afraid of somebody that nobody had ever heard of, and would never pose a real threat to America.  That senator was none other than Al Gore.

If you don't believe me, kindly provide your email address and I will re-forward the emails containing all of the relevant information, which I have saved in my AOL email account.
2013-02-25 11:57:17 AM
1 votes:

Rich Cream: Therion: Ok everybody, get on the plane. Karzai's going to prop up his drug empire with Afghani troops now.

Peace With Honor is here!


The "drug empire" was non-existent until US forces arrived.


i0.kym-cdn.com
2013-02-25 11:47:04 AM
1 votes:

Lando Lincoln: HotIgneous Intruder: Afghan = the people who life in Afghanistan.
Afghani = the money they use.

/Purchase a clue, people.

The American Heritage Dictionary disagrees with you. Afghani is one of the demonyms.


He's right. The point is the people call themselves Afghans and their currency Afghanis. If you call somebody an Afghani, to them it would sound like somebody calling you a dollar. And then opening up their own dictionary and saying "But it says right here that you are a dollar!"
2013-02-25 11:45:25 AM
1 votes:
Phase 1: Abuse Afghans. Phase 2: ?  Phase 3: Profit.
2013-02-25 11:36:54 AM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-25 11:26:52 AM
1 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: Afghan = the people who life in Afghanistan.
Afghani = the money they use.

/Purchase a clue, people.


And this is the mascot of the Taliban

www.petinsurance.com

Part monkey.  Part dog.  All opium induced breeding will eventually lead to this.
2013-02-25 11:25:46 AM
1 votes:
Just a little late to be pulling out there skippy

/best leave country before they expect child support
//whoops, wrong train of thought
2013-02-25 11:22:13 AM
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: We could totally win this thing if we're willing to be more brutal than the Soviets.  How hard can it be?


Terribly hard since we're not there to invade. The problem with US foreign policy is it is self defeating. You don't occupy someone's land to bring them 'freedom'. You go there to either invade, steal something, rescue someone or you don't go in at all.

Bringing 'freedom' to a group of folks who in their own minds are free anyway is not a tangible and attenable military objective which is why it will ALWAYS be a mission failure in the long run.
2013-02-25 11:18:14 AM
1 votes:

Parthenogenetic: Rapmaster2000: We could totally win this thing if we're willing to be more brutal than the Soviets.  How hard can it be?

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I say we oblige him.  We've wasted far too much money and blood there as it is.

America could have totally destroyed Communism if Truman had the balls to let MacArthur cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China.   We had a second chance in Vietnam, but noooooo!  You libs had to go and ruin that for us too.

It's no different now, except that the Communists have been replaced my Islamofascist Jihadis.

And now you want our brave American fighting heterosexual men to cut and run, abandoning the field to our archenemies, who will not rest until every last American man, woman, and child is dead, converted to Islam, or gay married.

You swore you wouldn't forget 9-11.  Well, you did.

Don't blame me when the smoking gun comes in the form of a mushroom cloud over America's heartland.  We warned you.


A single tear rolls down my face........
2013-02-25 11:13:33 AM
1 votes:
Get to the choppa?
2013-02-25 10:53:44 AM
1 votes:
What, don't you try to get everyone out of your place before your dealer shows up?
2013-02-25 10:52:21 AM
1 votes:
Karzai makes the Vichy look like Churchill.
2013-02-25 10:51:16 AM
1 votes:

ha-ha-guy: I've always wondered if this is the way to withdraw and let Karzai get street credit.  Look he kicked us out, he's not some American puppet.  Just ignore that plan we had in place about leaving the region by 2014.


Yeah, your leader is to blame.
Then when they beg for more money, glass parking lot.
 
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