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(Talking Points Memo)   Karzai to US Special Forces: GET. OUT. NOW   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 326
    More: Interesting, Provinces of Afghanistan, Afghans, u.s. special forces, coordinated attack, Jalalabad, CH-47 Chinook, Wardak provinces, Zabiullah Mujahid  
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2013-02-25 11:20:25 AM

Clemkadidlefark: Therion: Ok everybody, get on the plane. Karzai's going to prop up his drug empire with Afghani troops now.

Peace With Honor is here!

Yes.
Opium.
It's always the opium.
All other headlines are misleading on purpose.


Opium is probably the reason why the puppet no longer feels the hand in his ass.
 
2013-02-25 11:21:35 AM

cgraves67: It doesn't really matter. We either spend 20 years fighting the Taliban now or 20 years fighting the Taliban after they crush Karzai's little empire and start harboring anti-US terrorists again. Either way, we will be fighting the Taliban for a long time.


Why bother fighting them at all? They are a small group of borderline cave people on the other side of the earth. They are a problem for Pakistan, the Afghani people and a pain in the ass for a few countries around Afghanistan, let them deal with it.
 
2013-02-25 11:22:13 AM

Rapmaster2000: We could totally win this thing if we're willing to be more brutal than the Soviets.  How hard can it be?


Terribly hard since we're not there to invade. The problem with US foreign policy is it is self defeating. You don't occupy someone's land to bring them 'freedom'. You go there to either invade, steal something, rescue someone or you don't go in at all.

Bringing 'freedom' to a group of folks who in their own minds are free anyway is not a tangible and attenable military objective which is why it will ALWAYS be a mission failure in the long run.
 
2013-02-25 11:22:15 AM
Look, either murder the lot of them, or leave them alone. No more of this half assing.
 
2013-02-25 11:22:27 AM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Karzai assassinated in 3...2...1...


Nah, he acts up every so often, until he gets his bribe money.  This is hardly the first time.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-25 11:23:07 AM
Fine. Let's pull out ALL of our resources. EVERY-FARKING-THING.
1 little warning to him:
"Keep your shiat inside your borders. The second it spills over onto someone else' land and they ask for help from us we will deliver such shiat as you have never seen."
 
2013-02-25 11:23:08 AM
Afghan = the people who life in Afghanistan.
Afghani = the money they use.

/Purchase a clue, people.
 
2013-02-25 11:23:21 AM

Parthenogenetic: Don't blame me when the smoking gun comes in the form of a mushroom cloud over America's heartland.  We warned you.


It won't be America's heartland getting irradiated.
 
2013-02-25 11:24:30 AM
"Get out now"!! Stop pissing on our poppy's.
 
2013-02-25 11:25:46 AM
Just a little late to be pulling out there skippy

/best leave country before they expect child support
//whoops, wrong train of thought
 
2013-02-25 11:26:52 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Afghan = the people who life in Afghanistan.
Afghani = the money they use.

/Purchase a clue, people.


And this is the mascot of the Taliban

www.petinsurance.com

Part monkey.  Part dog.  All opium induced breeding will eventually lead to this.
 
2013-02-25 11:29:09 AM
Good. Fire up the C-5s, collect everything of reusable value, bulldoze the rest into big piles and then light it all up as the last plane gets airborne. Drop leaflets saying "Goodbye you Fin messed up people. Don't call us, we'll call you"
 
2013-02-25 11:29:10 AM
In a related story, Karzai just bought several cats especially conditioned to make a fuss when they see a red 'laser pointer' dot.....
 
2013-02-25 11:29:18 AM

Mi-5: It is really costing us an assload of cash to be out there.


I think that depends on your definition of the word "us".
 
2013-02-25 11:30:48 AM
oldfarthenry

"Detriments you call us? Detriments? Well I want to remind you that it was detriments like us that built this bloody Empire AND the Izzat of the bloody Raj. Hats on."

Oops - wrong time period/empire/nation/etc.



Wrong movie pic too...
 
2013-02-25 11:31:51 AM
Get out!  Or I shall say Get out again!
 
2013-02-25 11:32:28 AM
Fine by me.  A bullet in Karzai's head on the way out would be appropriate.
 
2013-02-25 11:35:10 AM

MyToeHurts: Good. Fire up the C-5s, collect everything of reusable value, bulldoze the rest into big piles and then light it all up as the last plane gets airborne. Drop leaflets saying "Goodbye you Fin messed up people. Don't call us, we'll call you"


No, we're talking about Afghanistan, not Finland.
 
2013-02-25 11:35:16 AM
Thanks for keeping me propped up in power, now GTFO!!!!
 
2013-02-25 11:36:07 AM

Parthenogenetic: Rapmaster2000: We could totally win this thing if we're willing to be more brutal than the Soviets.  How hard can it be?

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I say we oblige him.  We've wasted far too much money and blood there as it is.

America could have totally destroyed Communism if Truman had the balls to let MacArthur cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China.   We had a second chance in Vietnam, but noooooo!  You libs had to go and ruin that for us too.

It's no different now, except that the Communists have been replaced my Islamofascist Jihadis.

And now you want our brave American fighting heterosexual men to cut and run, abandoning the field to our archenemies, who will not rest until every last American man, woman, and child is dead, converted to Islam, or gay married.

You swore you wouldn't forget 9-11.  Well, you did.

Don't blame me when the smoking gun comes in the form of a mushroom cloud over America's heartland.  We warned you.


I salute you sir.
 
2013-02-25 11:36:34 AM
Boy oh Boy, Obama's smart diplomacy has really been a big success.   Can anyone else remember how everyone on TV was saying that the "Muslim World" would love us because Obama wasn't EvilBushMcHitler.  Ha ha jokes on us for thinking that he wasn't totally incompetent.   As much as it pains me to say this but Palin probably could have put together a better foreign policy.
 
2013-02-25 11:36:54 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-25 11:37:15 AM
Would it be asking too much for the article to tell us which province they are talking about?
 
2013-02-25 11:41:43 AM
Karzai is just getting ready for Kabul 2020.

Clearly he needs the land for Olympic Training Facilities.

i139.photobucket.com

Opening Ceremonies (yt)
Gymnastics (yt)
Balance Beam (yt)
Water Sports (yt)
Cross Country (yt)
Obstacle Course (yt)
Skeet Shooting (yt)
Dressage (yt)
Closing Ceremony Fireworks (yt)
 
2013-02-25 11:42:07 AM
You don't have to go home...but you can't stay here.
www.mikechurch.com
 
2013-02-25 11:42:22 AM

SpdrJay: It'll never happen.

The US knows all those soldiers haven't got a chance in hell of finding a real job when they get home....


Actually they have quite lucrative careers as contractors doing Force Protection in Afghanistan after US soldiers withdraw from Afghanistan.
 
2013-02-25 11:42:47 AM
I thought we were going to be their heros and they would have parades for us.
 
2013-02-25 11:42:50 AM

NullReferenceException: MyToeHurts: Good. Fire up the C-5s, collect everything of reusable value, bulldoze the rest into big piles and then light it all up as the last plane gets airborne. Drop leaflets saying "Goodbye you Fin messed up people. Don't call us, we'll call you"

No, we're talking about Afghanistan, not Finland.


Presumably "F'in" as in "farking".

Anyways, instinct reaction is to fark off and let 'em build their heroin plantations, but there are concerns.

Pakistan for one.  Pakistan has nuclear weapons and is basically 2 or 3 bad days from losing their capital city to fanatic rebels.
 
2013-02-25 11:43:03 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Afghan = the people who life in Afghanistan.
Afghani = the money they use.

/Purchase a clue, people.


The American Heritage Dictionary disagrees with you. Afghani is one of the demonyms.
 
2013-02-25 11:43:56 AM

Rapmaster2000: We could totally win this thing if we're willing to be more brutal than the Soviets.  How hard can it be?


If Karzai thinks the Chinese are going to be better partners after the US leaves, ohhhhhhhhBOY is he gonna get an education!
 
2013-02-25 11:44:43 AM

Rich Cream: Therion: Ok everybody, get on the plane. Karzai's going to prop up his drug empire with Afghani troops now.

Peace With Honor is here!


The "drug empire" was non-existent until US forces arrived.


Air America Fark Yea!!!!

// i say on the way out we set off 3 or 4 small TNW's
 
2013-02-25 11:44:54 AM
FTA: comments come a day after President Hamid Karzai ordered all U.S. special forces to leave Wardak province within two weeks because of allegations that Afghans working with them are torturing and abusing other Afghans.

So kick out the people actually abusing people... retarded country with retarded savages who have no clue and are retarded.

/retarded
 
2013-02-25 11:45:25 AM
Phase 1: Abuse Afghans. Phase 2: ?  Phase 3: Profit.
 
2013-02-25 11:45:45 AM
www.deviantart.com
 
2013-02-25 11:46:03 AM
Sequester the damn country.
 
2013-02-25 11:47:04 AM

Lando Lincoln: HotIgneous Intruder: Afghan = the people who life in Afghanistan.
Afghani = the money they use.

/Purchase a clue, people.

The American Heritage Dictionary disagrees with you. Afghani is one of the demonyms.


He's right. The point is the people call themselves Afghans and their currency Afghanis. If you call somebody an Afghani, to them it would sound like somebody calling you a dollar. And then opening up their own dictionary and saying "But it says right here that you are a dollar!"
 
2013-02-25 11:47:05 AM

johnny_vegas: Parthenogenetic: Rapmaster2000: We could totally win this thing if we're willing to be more brutal than the Soviets.  How hard can it be?

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I say we oblige him.  We've wasted far too much money and blood there as it is.

America could have totally destroyed Communism if Truman had the balls to let MacArthur cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China.   We had a second chance in Vietnam, but noooooo!  You libs had to go and ruin that for us too.

It's no different now, except that the Communists have been replaced my Islamofascist Jihadis.

And now you want our brave American fighting heterosexual men to cut and run, abandoning the field to our archenemies, who will not rest until every last American man, woman, and child is dead, converted to Islam, or gay married.

You swore you wouldn't forget 9-11.  Well, you did.

Don't blame me when the smoking gun comes in the form of a mushroom cloud over America's heartland.  We warned you.

[guycodeblog.mtv.com image 575x350]


WOW  Just WOW

+10
 
2013-02-25 11:48:21 AM
Congratulations, America. You accomplished nothing, and it cost you your nation's wealth.
 
2013-02-25 11:48:26 AM
Good.  Fark him/them.
 
2013-02-25 11:48:35 AM
NullReferenceException


Good farking luck invading Finland in the first place.
 
2013-02-25 11:49:18 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I say we oblige him.  We've wasted far too much money and blood there as it is.


This
 
2013-02-25 11:50:08 AM
Meh, ok, good luck.

/charity begins at home, spend the money here instead.
 
2013-02-25 11:54:02 AM

Joe Blowme: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I say we oblige him.  We've wasted far too much money and blood there as it is.

THIS, fark them ungratefull SOB's. Stoneage savages.


Seriously! The nerve of those people to not appreciate all those bombs and predator drones we sent them...
 
2013-02-25 11:54:07 AM
Boy is his face going to be red when US forces leave and Afghans are still brutalizing one another.
 
2013-02-25 11:54:17 AM
Who the hell cares? Leave already.
 
2013-02-25 11:56:32 AM
Bush's fault.
 
2013-02-25 11:57:17 AM

Rich Cream: Therion: Ok everybody, get on the plane. Karzai's going to prop up his drug empire with Afghani troops now.

Peace With Honor is here!


The "drug empire" was non-existent until US forces arrived.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-02-25 11:59:20 AM

hdhale: Rapmaster2000: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I say we oblige him.  We've wasted far too much money and blood there as it is.

You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!

Ok, bad Stallone impersonations aside...

Getting called "baby killer" by a group of semi-homosexual frat boys who wouldn't know how to survive in the woods more than a couple of hours and who think it might be cool one day to go shoot a gun (OMG!)..."you know...at one of those places that lets you rent one and burn a couple of clips on *full auto*, wouldn't that be cool!" is not a good afternoon.

I had to resist putting more than one of them through a plate glass window more than once...

Anyway, stupid motherfarker is getting cocky and thinks he actually has the nuts to keep the Taliban at bay.  Fine.  Have at it.  Just make sure our people are out of harm's way and don't beg for air support later.



Thank you for your service, but fark you. You're an asshole.

/and I do not for a minute believe you were ever called "a baby killer." That's like UFO abductees always managing to describe their UFO encounters exactly the way one appeared in a movie they saw once.
 
2013-02-25 11:59:54 AM

boobsrgood: Congratulations, America. You accomplished nothing, and it cost you your nation's wealth.


see: Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men
 
2013-02-25 12:00:04 PM
Afghanistan's president ordered all U.S. special forces to leave a strategically important eastern province within two weeks because of allegations that Afghans working with them are torturing and abusing other Afghans.

So we're getting thrown out because the Afghans were torturing their own people?

If Karzai has to play silly-arsed games like this to protect his power, what have we actually accomplished after expending all this time and money......and don't give any of that WE GOTS BIN LADEN blather.
 
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