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(Talking Points Memo)   Karzai to US Special Forces: GET. OUT. NOW   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 326
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2013-02-25 09:36:21 AM
We could totally win this thing if we're willing to be more brutal than the Soviets.  How hard can it be?
 
2013-02-25 09:44:32 AM
I say we oblige him.  We've wasted far too much money and blood there as it is.
 
2013-02-25 10:07:13 AM
Ok everybody, get on the plane. Karzai's going to prop up his drug empire with Afghani troops now.

Peace With Honor is here!
 
2013-02-25 10:25:56 AM
Karzai had better tone it down.

If not, we could be going war in Afghanistan.
 
2013-02-25 10:30:04 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I say we oblige him.  We've wasted far too much money and blood there as it is.


This

/what are we accomplishing at this point besides making more money for KBR?
 
2013-02-25 10:30:55 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I say we oblige him.  We've wasted far too much money and blood there as it is.


You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!
 
2013-02-25 10:46:32 AM
Did he throw their clothes on the lawn?
 
2013-02-25 10:48:33 AM
I wonder which of his drug operations they were disrupting, or potential payoffs he is lining up for....
 
2013-02-25 10:49:22 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-25 10:49:28 AM
Karzai assassinated in 3...2...1...
 
2013-02-25 10:49:36 AM

Therion: Ok everybody, get on the plane. Karzai's going to prop up his drug empire with Afghani troops now.

Peace With Honor is here!



The "drug empire" was non-existent until US forces arrived.
 
2013-02-25 10:49:44 AM
So there is a point where you are so rich you can afford to bite the hand that feeds and protects you? Hope smiley has his escape pod ready. The warlords will eat him alive.
 
2013-02-25 10:49:46 AM
Would LOVE to see full withdrawal from the region.
 
2013-02-25 10:49:51 AM

Rapmaster2000: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I say we oblige him.  We've wasted far too much money and blood there as it is.

You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!


www.crankycritic.com

"I'd like to summarize my feelings in the words of the titular character of Sylvester Stallone's epic movie, Rambo..."
 
2013-02-25 10:49:52 AM
I've always wondered if this is the way to withdraw and let Karzai get street credit.  Look he kicked us out, he's not some American puppet.  Just ignore that plan we had in place about leaving the region by 2014.
 
2013-02-25 10:51:16 AM

ha-ha-guy: I've always wondered if this is the way to withdraw and let Karzai get street credit.  Look he kicked us out, he's not some American puppet.  Just ignore that plan we had in place about leaving the region by 2014.


Yeah, your leader is to blame.
Then when they beg for more money, glass parking lot.
 
2013-02-25 10:51:37 AM
Guess he don like the cornbread either.
 
2013-02-25 10:52:21 AM
Karzai makes the Vichy look like Churchill.
 
2013-02-25 10:52:52 AM
It doesn't really matter. We either spend 20 years fighting the Taliban now or 20 years fighting the Taliban after they crush Karzai's little empire and start harboring anti-US terrorists again. Either way, we will be fighting the Taliban for a long time.
 
2013-02-25 10:53:22 AM

Rapmaster2000: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I say we oblige him.  We've wasted far too much money and blood there as it is.

You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!


Ok, bad Stallone impersonations aside...

Getting called "baby killer" by a group of semi-homosexual frat boys who wouldn't know how to survive in the woods more than a couple of hours and who think it might be cool one day to go shoot a gun (OMG!)..."you know...at one of those places that lets you rent one and burn a couple of clips on *full auto*, wouldn't that be cool!" is not a good afternoon.

I had to resist putting more than one of them through a plate glass window more than once...

Anyway, stupid motherfarker is getting cocky and thinks he actually has the nuts to keep the Taliban at bay.  Fine.  Have at it.  Just make sure our people are out of harm's way and don't beg for air support later.
 
2013-02-25 10:53:38 AM
"leave a strategically important eastern province"

Ummm, oh nvm.
 
2013-02-25 10:53:44 AM
What, don't you try to get everyone out of your place before your dealer shows up?
 
2013-02-25 10:54:44 AM
excelsior-recordings.com
GET.  OUT.
 
2013-02-25 10:54:52 AM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Karzai assassinated in 3...2...1...



What are you droning on about now?
 
2013-02-25 10:56:34 AM

cgraves67: It doesn't really matter. We either spend 20 years fighting the Taliban now or 20 years fighting the Taliban after they crush Karzai's little empire and start harboring anti-US terrorists again. Either way, we will be fighting the Taliban for a long time.


Yeah, but if Karzai can tie them down for 20 years, we can have Terminators up and running by then.  Fighting them in 20 years will be punching some buttons on a computer and stepping out for an early lunch.
 
2013-02-25 10:56:55 AM
Karzai the Bipolar Puppet is going to have an intimate encounter with a Hellfire missile.
Our SF guys are clearly cutting into his business interests a little too hard.
 
2013-02-25 10:58:18 AM

Yogimus: Would LOVE to see full withdrawal from the region.



We can't leave yet.

They still hate us, and that's dangerous.

We have to stay there, bombing, shooting, and oppressing them until they love us.
 
2013-02-25 10:58:19 AM
Obama should use his time machine and send ODA 574 on a vacation.
 
2013-02-25 10:59:46 AM
not quite sure why there is a "WAR" going on there anyway.

Get out and blame this guy, unless you know you have a piece of an oil pipeline or international drug trade worth 10's of millions per day....
 
2013-02-25 11:00:39 AM

Amos Quito: We have to stay there, bombing, shooting, and oppressing them until they love us.


Just like my ex-girlfriend.
 
2013-02-25 11:00:48 AM

Rapmaster2000: We could totally win this thing if we're willing to be more brutal than the Soviets.  How hard can it be?


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-25 11:02:26 AM
Karzai to US Special Forces: GET.OUT.NOW.

US Special Forces to Karzai: FIND.US.
 
2013-02-25 11:02:54 AM
I cant take anyone seriously who wears dumb hats.
 
2013-02-25 11:04:15 AM

spentshells: not quite sure why there is a "WAR" going on there anyway.


More like geopolitical maintenance.  We don't have the political will to commit (never did, not even on 9/12/2001), but we have special interests that won't let us forget the place entirely either.
 
2013-02-25 11:05:53 AM

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Karzai to US Special Forces: GET.OUT.NOW.

US Special Forces to Karzai: FIND.US.


Guess who's hosting the Hide and Seek World Championship again.
 
2013-02-25 11:08:01 AM
It'll never happen.

The US knows all those soldiers haven't got a chance in hell of finding a real job when they get home....
 
2013-02-25 11:08:04 AM
Alright, let's leave.   Let them have their shiat hole to continue killing each other in peace.  We've proven we don't care about borders anymore, next terrorist attack, we don't have to invade, just violate airspace, bomb the shiat out of the guilty party and fly back out.
 
2013-02-25 11:09:34 AM

Rapmaster2000: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I say we oblige him.  We've wasted far too much money and blood there as it is.

You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!


John, I think you can come home now.  THIS MISSION IS OVER, Raven!

Seriously, we need to really draw it down.  Having been there and done that, the Afghans need to deal with their security and we need to pack up our huge bases and return home.   It is really costing us an assload of cash to be out there.
 
2013-02-25 11:12:52 AM
t3.gstatic.com
"Detriments you call us? Detriments? Well I want to remind you that it was detriments like us that built this bloody Empire AND the Izzat of the bloody Raj. Hats on."

Oops - wrong time period/empire/nation/etc.
 
2013-02-25 11:13:33 AM
Get to the choppa?
 
2013-02-25 11:13:41 AM

ha-ha-guy: I've always wondered if this is the way to withdraw and let Karzai get street credit.  Look he kicked us out, he's not some American puppet.  Just ignore that plan we had in place about leaving the region by 2014.


Absolutely fine with me. I do not give a flying fark at this point. I feel bad for the Afghanis that want to live in a democratic society, but there's too many tribal savages in their land for that. I don't want another drop of blood spilled because of them. Let them fight each other for the kind of life that they want.
 
2013-02-25 11:13:50 AM
We are leaving...

Funny but with music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ywt9a3lEQ
 
2013-02-25 11:14:02 AM

Rapmaster2000: We could totally win this thing if we're willing to be more brutal than the Soviets.  How hard can it be?


Grand_Moff_Joseph: I say we oblige him.  We've wasted far too much money and blood there as it is.


America could have totally destroyed Communism if Truman had the balls to let MacArthur cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China.   We had a second chance in Vietnam, but noooooo!  You libs had to go and ruin that for us too.

It's no different now, except that the Communists have been replaced my Islamofascist Jihadis.

And now you want our brave American fighting heterosexual men to cut and run, abandoning the field to our archenemies, who will not rest until every last American man, woman, and child is dead, converted to Islam, or gay married.

You swore you wouldn't forget 9-11.  Well, you did.

Don't blame me when the smoking gun comes in the form of a mushroom cloud over America's heartland.  We warned you.
 
2013-02-25 11:14:24 AM

Therion: Ok everybody, get on the plane. Karzai's going to prop up his drug empire with Afghani troops now.

Peace With Honor is here!


Yes.
Opium.
It's always the opium.
All other headlines are misleading on purpose.
 
2013-02-25 11:14:26 AM

oldfarthenry: [t3.gstatic.com image 252x200]
"Detriments you call us? Detriments? Well I want to remind you that it was detriments like us that built this bloody Empire AND the Izzat of the bloody Raj. Hats on."

Oops - wrong time period/empire/nation/etc.


That movie had the most breathtaking muttonstaches ever filmed.
 
2013-02-25 11:14:31 AM
Guess our guys are harvesting more of the cash crop than he is comfortable with.
 
2013-02-25 11:17:22 AM

Rich Cream: The "drug empire" was non-existent until US forces arrived.


Was well under-way when the Soviets were there and they've been the #1 producer of Opium since 1992, long before we ever showed up.

But clearly, facts mean nothing to you.
 
2013-02-25 11:17:41 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I say we oblige him.  We've wasted far too much money and blood there as it is.


THIS, fark them ungratefull SOB's. Stoneage savages.
 
2013-02-25 11:18:14 AM

Parthenogenetic: Rapmaster2000: We could totally win this thing if we're willing to be more brutal than the Soviets.  How hard can it be?

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I say we oblige him.  We've wasted far too much money and blood there as it is.

America could have totally destroyed Communism if Truman had the balls to let MacArthur cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China.   We had a second chance in Vietnam, but noooooo!  You libs had to go and ruin that for us too.

It's no different now, except that the Communists have been replaced my Islamofascist Jihadis.

And now you want our brave American fighting heterosexual men to cut and run, abandoning the field to our archenemies, who will not rest until every last American man, woman, and child is dead, converted to Islam, or gay married.

You swore you wouldn't forget 9-11.  Well, you did.

Don't blame me when the smoking gun comes in the form of a mushroom cloud over America's heartland.  We warned you.


A single tear rolls down my face........
 
2013-02-25 11:20:19 AM

Parthenogenetic: Rapmaster2000: We could totally win this thing if we're willing to be more brutal than the Soviets.  How hard can it be?

Grand_Moff_Joseph: I say we oblige him.  We've wasted far too much money and blood there as it is.

America could have totally destroyed Communism if Truman had the balls to let MacArthur cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China.   We had a second chance in Vietnam, but noooooo!  You libs had to go and ruin that for us too.

It's no different now, except that the Communists have been replaced my Islamofascist Jihadis.

And now you want our brave American fighting heterosexual men to cut and run, abandoning the field to our archenemies, who will not rest until every last American man, woman, and child is dead, converted to Islam, or gay married.

You swore you wouldn't forget 9-11.  Well, you did.

Don't blame me when the smoking gun comes in the form of a mushroom cloud over America's heartland.  We warned you.


guycodeblog.mtv.com
 
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