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2013-02-25 10:39:41 AM
13 votes:
CNN is reporting a second paper airplane has just hit the south tower.
2013-02-25 10:34:14 AM
5 votes:
If the entire audience had been armed with paper planes, this woman would not have been a threat.
2013-02-25 10:27:35 AM
5 votes:
This stems from an incident a few years back when 'Dodgeball' won a best catering award and Ben Stiller nailed Judi Dench in the face with an overhand line-drive.
I heard her tiara flew off and it stabbed Tommy Lee Jones in the nut-sack (forcing him to change his grimace slightly).
2013-02-25 10:43:05 AM
3 votes:
She was in attendance only to (gun shots) and (cash register rings) and take your money.
2013-02-25 01:57:13 PM
2 votes:

roc6783: The Muthaship: I can't get it out the window.

There's a pill you can take for that.


Defenestratia?
2013-02-25 02:26:36 PM
1 votes:

The Muthaship: roc6783: The Muthaship: I can't get it out the window.

There's a pill you can take for that.

Defenestratia?


Just make sure to call a doctor if it doesn't come back in after 4 hours.
2013-02-25 01:54:33 PM
1 votes:

The Muthaship: I can't get it out the window.


There's a pill you can take for that.
2013-02-25 01:19:20 PM
1 votes:

Frankenstorm: Diogenes: PsyLord: You can seriously poke out someone's eye with those things.  Seriously. SERIOUSLY!

Oh, he'll be made to understand how serious his actions were.  This is going on his permanent record.

Why do you assume it's a he? You think women can't make a flying machine out of paper?


According to TFA is was a broad, but the planes didn't fly. So, yeah.
2013-02-25 11:53:14 AM
1 votes:
Seriously.  The entire ceremony is nothing more than a  bunch of overpaid Hollywood egotists patting their selves on the back for their "plays well with others" grades. Something that only appears on the sidebar of normal people's report cards, and that we cease paying any attention to some time shortly after Kindergarten. And they want to pretend to be mature enough to expect no horseplay or running?

Seriously.
2013-02-25 11:38:41 AM
1 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: Proving for the 17,000,000th time Leftist/Liberals have no sense of humor

/Hollywoooood


That butthurt is never ever going away - is it? It's time to re-brand it as "chronic pain".
2013-02-25 11:24:19 AM
1 votes:

RTX: jfivealive: Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/

36.964 meters.  So there.


Because it's on now.
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RTX
2013-02-25 11:08:54 AM
1 votes:

jfivealive: Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/


36.964 meters.  So there.
2013-02-25 11:01:37 AM
1 votes:
Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/
2013-02-25 10:23:44 AM
1 votes:
Unimpressed:
farm7.static.flickr.com

/ hot stuff
2013-02-25 10:22:22 AM
1 votes:
FTA Alas, there was a happy ending


What were you hoping for, Taylor?

Or are you using words you don't know again?
2013-02-25 09:54:40 AM
1 votes:
What, the Oscars were attacked by drones and they allowed the terrorist to repossess their turf.  Were the security guards Iraq war vets?

I did my over reacting, where is my Oscar?
 
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