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		Understandable: Getting tossed out of class for throwing paper airplanes. Fark: Getting tossed out of the Oscars for throwing paper airplanes. UltraFark: An Oscar nominee (gawker.com)		16
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vudukungfu		2013-02-25 10:39:41 AM

13 votes:

CNN is reporting a second paper airplane has just hit the south tower.

SpdrJay		2013-02-25 10:34:14 AM

5 votes:

If the entire audience had been armed with paper planes, this woman would not have been a threat.

oldfarthenry		2013-02-25 10:27:35 AM

5 votes:

This stems from an incident a few years back when 'Dodgeball' won a best catering award and Ben Stiller nailed Judi Dench in the face with an overhand line-drive.
I heard her tiara flew off and it stabbed Tommy Lee Jones in the nut-sack (forcing him to change his grimace slightly).

EyeballKid		2013-02-25 10:43:05 AM

3 votes:

She was in attendance only to (gun shots) and (cash register rings) and take your money.

The Muthaship		2013-02-25 01:57:13 PM

2 votes:

roc6783: The Muthaship: I can't get it out the window.

There's a pill you can take for that.

Defenestratia?

roc6783		2013-02-25 02:26:36 PM

1 votes:

The Muthaship: roc6783: The Muthaship: I can't get it out the window.

There's a pill you can take for that.

Defenestratia?

Just make sure to call a doctor if it doesn't come back in after 4 hours.

roc6783		2013-02-25 01:54:33 PM

1 votes:

The Muthaship: I can't get it out the window.

There's a pill you can take for that.

andychrist420		2013-02-25 01:19:20 PM

1 votes:

Frankenstorm: Diogenes: PsyLord: You can seriously poke out someone's eye with those things. Seriously. SERIOUSLY!

Oh, he'll be made to understand how serious his actions were. This is going on his permanent record.

Why do you assume it's a he? You think women can't make a flying machine out of paper?

According to TFA is was a broad, but the planes didn't fly. So, yeah.

HAMMERTOE		2013-02-25 11:53:14 AM

1 votes:

Seriously. The entire ceremony is nothing more than a bunch of overpaid Hollywood egotists patting their selves on the back for their "plays well with others" grades. Something that only appears on the sidebar of normal people's report cards, and that we cease paying any attention to some time shortly after Kindergarten. And they want to pretend to be mature enough to expect no horseplay or running?

Seriously.

oldfarthenry		2013-02-25 11:38:41 AM

1 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: Proving for the 17,000,000th time Leftist/Liberals have no sense of humor

/Hollywoooood

That butthurt is never ever going away - is it? It's time to re-brand it as "chronic pain".

Mayhem of the Black Underclass		2013-02-25 11:24:19 AM

1 votes:

RTX: jfivealive: Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/

36.964 meters. So there.

Because it's on now.
i280.photobucket.com

RTX		2013-02-25 11:08:54 AM

1 votes:

jfivealive: Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/

36.964 meters. So there.

jfivealive		2013-02-25 11:01:37 AM

1 votes:

Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/

Charles_Nelson_Reilly		2013-02-25 10:23:44 AM

1 votes:

Unimpressed:
farm7.static.flickr.com

/ hot stuff

The Muthaship		2013-02-25 10:22:22 AM

1 votes:

FTA Alas, there was a happy ending

What were you hoping for, Taylor?

Or are you using words you don't know again?

lack of warmth		2013-02-25 09:54:40 AM

1 votes:

What, the Oscars were attacked by drones and they allowed the terrorist to repossess their turf. Were the security guards Iraq war vets?

I did my over reacting, where is my Oscar?

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