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2013-02-25 12:51:31 PM
Drama...at the Oscars?  Say it aint so....

Even with paper airplanes, the TSA is a biotch.
 
2013-02-25 12:55:07 PM

Jame5G: In related news Robert Downey Jr. obtained the prototype model, built a spacecraft out of it and gave it long-range flight capabilities.


From spare parts?
 
2013-02-25 12:59:39 PM

jfivealive: Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/


56.40!
 
2013-02-25 01:11:11 PM

LazarusLong42: Jame5G: In related news Robert Downey Jr. obtained the prototype model, built a spacecraft out of it and gave it long-range flight capabilities.

From spare parts?


In a cave. With a box of scraps.
 
2013-02-25 01:19:09 PM
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2013-02-25 01:19:20 PM

Frankenstorm: Diogenes: PsyLord: You can seriously poke out someone's eye with those things.  Seriously. SERIOUSLY!

Oh, he'll be made to understand how serious his actions were.  This is going on his permanent record.

Why do you assume it's a he? You think women can't make a flying machine out of paper?


According to TFA is was a broad, but the planes didn't fly. So, yeah.
 
2013-02-25 01:30:30 PM
Did he work for Disney?


latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-25 01:39:58 PM

genner: Did he work for Disney?


[latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com image 600x435]


Um...    yes.

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2013-02-25 01:43:23 PM

Grandemadaca: genner: Did he work for Disney?


[latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com image 600x435]

Um...    yes.

/notsureifserious.jpg


Ha!  I thought the same thing.....
 
2013-02-25 01:43:46 PM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: RTX: jfivealive: Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/

36.964 meters.  So there.

Because it's on now.
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105 meters and then 113.
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2013-02-25 01:44:20 PM

boinkingbill: The Oscars are about as boring as watching a monkey in the zoo eating its own crap.  Every speech is the same.  For once I'd like to see an award winner just say it like it really is:

"Thanks for nothing.  If it weren't for me you losers wouldn't even have jobs.  Oh. and in conclusion, all you layabout shytes that I waste my money on, don't bother coming to work tomorrow, your all fired.  You can pick up your pay checks out of the dumpster in the alley".


Oh, what was J.K Simmons nominated for?
 
2013-02-25 01:44:36 PM
I can't get it out the window.
 
2013-02-25 01:54:33 PM

The Muthaship: I can't get it out the window.


There's a pill you can take for that.
 
2013-02-25 01:56:27 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-25 01:57:13 PM

roc6783: The Muthaship: I can't get it out the window.

There's a pill you can take for that.


Defenestratia?
 
2013-02-25 02:14:05 PM
If you don't want to be there, don't go or pull a Dishwasher Pete and have a friend go instead of you but don't act like Henry Rollins and cross your arms and roll your eyes because everyone is jerking everyone else off.
 
2013-02-25 02:26:36 PM

The Muthaship: roc6783: The Muthaship: I can't get it out the window.

There's a pill you can take for that.

Defenestratia?


Just make sure to call a doctor if it doesn't come back in after 4 hours.
 
2013-02-25 03:07:16 PM
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2013-02-25 03:12:47 PM

neversubmit: At $47,802, Oscar swag bags cheapest in 5 years

A gold statue is nice, but Hollywood A-listers nominated for Oscars will get a consolation prize even if they don't win: a $47,802 goodie bag.

That's about the same as the MSRP for an entry-level Mercedes Benz M class (and it's within shouting distance of America's 2011 median household income of $50,054). Still, it's the least-expensive this gift bag has been in five years; in 2010, Oscar swag topped $90,000.


1% world problems?


The IRS has declared them income - you got the taxes for $50,000 of income on ya?  Think Samuel L. Jackson does? Of course.  Think the writer of the best animated short subject does? Probably not.
 
2013-02-25 03:13:53 PM

Weenie_Boy: [i283.photobucket.com image 512x272][i283.photobucket.com image 512x272]


Did you submit a 27B-6 form with that post?
 
2013-02-25 03:21:17 PM
Whoa!

i28.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-25 03:22:40 PM
Crud. I should have refreshed before posting.

/slips out unnoticed
 
2013-02-25 03:22:54 PM
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stupid flash game is stupid....
 
2013-02-25 03:27:38 PM
What did they call paper airplanes before Orville and Wilber's Kittyhawk stunt? Paper ornithmimetics?
 
2013-02-25 03:30:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-25 03:31:43 PM
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I'm curious what the records are.
 
2013-02-25 04:04:11 PM
Ah yes, the Oscars. Where people who pretend to be other people get together to congratulate each other for pretending to be other people.
 
2013-02-25 04:09:03 PM

nmsarazi: A nominee for a short film about a man making and throwing paper airplanes.


You will take my aerodynamically flawed paper airplane from my cold dead hands.
 
2013-02-25 04:29:22 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img689.imageshack.us image 771x453]

stupid flash game is stupid....


Yeti Sports: Penguin Throw is stupider.
 
2013-02-25 06:41:08 PM

The Muthaship: Grandemadaca: genner: Did he work for Disney?


[latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com image 600x435]

Um...    yes.

/notsureifserious.jpg

Ha!  I thought the same thing.....


As serious as a person who didn't read the article or watch the oscars can be.
 
2013-02-25 08:00:34 PM

mafiageek1980: Oh c'mon, she was just having fun!

Stuffy 'ol Oscars! You can let Seth Mcfarlane be the Host (he was actually pretty good, IMHO), but ooooh noooes if you throw a damn paper airplane!


so were the aryan nation freaks who mailed anthrax and killed some people.  what she did was not smart. if you're going to do that shiat, get it cleared.

i can't co-sign her bullshiat. it was thoughtless and juvenile.
 
2013-02-25 08:06:24 PM

genner: As serious as a person who didn't read the article or watch the oscars can be.


Right on, I understand that.  It was just amazing that you included a pic from the film they were talking about in the article without having read it.  Pretty cool.
 
2013-02-26 01:12:47 AM
Just glad it wasn't the producer for Brave, instead.
 
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