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2013-02-25 09:54:40 AM
What, the Oscars were attacked by drones and they allowed the terrorist to repossess their turf.  Were the security guards Iraq war vets?

I did my over reacting, where is my Oscar?
 
2013-02-25 10:19:14 AM
You can seriously poke out someone's eye with those things.  Seriously. SERIOUSLY!
 
2013-02-25 10:21:40 AM

PsyLord: You can seriously poke out someone's eye with those things.  Seriously. SERIOUSLY!


Oh, he'll be made to understand how serious his actions were.  This is going on his permanent record.
 
2013-02-25 10:22:11 AM
The Oscars are serious business and actors are serious business people. I hope they arrest that terrorist.

/dnrtfa
 
2013-02-25 10:22:22 AM
FTA Alas, there was a happy ending


What were you hoping for, Taylor?

Or are you using words you don't know again?
 
2013-02-25 10:23:06 AM
Oh c'mon, she was just having fun!

Stuffy 'ol Oscars! You can let Seth Mcfarlane be the Host (he was actually pretty good, IMHO), but ooooh noooes if you throw a damn paper airplane!
 
2013-02-25 10:23:44 AM
Unimpressed:
farm7.static.flickr.com

/ hot stuff
 
2013-02-25 10:24:56 AM

Diogenes: PsyLord: You can seriously poke out someone's eye with those things.  Seriously. SERIOUSLY!

Oh, he'll be made to understand how serious his actions were.  This is going on his permanent record.


Why do you assume it's a he? You think women can't make a flying machine out of paper?
 
2013-02-25 10:27:20 AM
Quirky
 
2013-02-25 10:27:35 AM
This stems from an incident a few years back when 'Dodgeball' won a best catering award and Ben Stiller nailed Judi Dench in the face with an overhand line-drive.
I heard her tiara flew off and it stabbed Tommy Lee Jones in the nut-sack (forcing him to change his grimace slightly).
 
2013-02-25 10:31:11 AM

Frankenstorm: Diogenes: PsyLord: You can seriously poke out someone's eye with those things.  Seriously. SERIOUSLY!

Oh, he'll be made to understand how serious his actions were.  This is going on his permanent record.

Why do you assume it's a he? You think women can't make a flying machine out of paper?


Pssh. Yeah right. Like they'd have time. What with all the sammich making.
 
2013-02-25 10:32:16 AM

Frankenstorm: Diogenes: PsyLord: You can seriously poke out someone's eye with those things.  Seriously. SERIOUSLY!

Oh, he'll be made to understand how serious his actions were.  This is going on his permanent record.

Why do you assume it's a he? You think women can't make a flying machine out of paper?


Complex engineering? From a dame????
 
2013-02-25 10:33:51 AM

Combustion: Frankenstorm: Diogenes: PsyLord: You can seriously poke out someone's eye with those things.  Seriously. SERIOUSLY!

Oh, he'll be made to understand how serious his actions were.  This is going on his permanent record.

Why do you assume it's a he? You think women can't make a flying machine out of paper?

Complex engineering? From a dame????


The planes didn't fly according to TFA, so anything is possible.
 
2013-02-25 10:34:14 AM
If the entire audience had been armed with paper planes, this woman would not have been a threat.
 
2013-02-25 10:36:29 AM
A nominee for a short film about a man making and throwing paper airplanes.
 
2013-02-25 10:38:50 AM

SpdrJay: If the entire audience had been armed with paper planes, this woman would not have been a threat.


That would actually be awesome. Everyone throwing paper airplanes all over the place? Pelting the host, and the losing nominees throwing things at the winners? I think I found a way to improve ratings.
 
2013-02-25 10:39:41 AM
CNN is reporting a second paper airplane has just hit the south tower.
 
2013-02-25 10:43:05 AM
She was in attendance only to (gun shots) and (cash register rings) and take your money.
 
2013-02-25 10:43:12 AM

vudukungfu: CNN is reporting a second paper airplane has just hit the south tower.


LOL
 
2013-02-25 10:45:42 AM
Because here at the Oscars we take patting ourselves on the back very very seriously!

\seriously
 
2013-02-25 10:45:52 AM
UltraFark2: An Oscar nominee for a short involving paper airplanes.
 
2013-02-25 10:49:19 AM
I came for the engineer v. liberal arts smug, and am leaving with exactly what I expected.
 
2013-02-25 10:53:43 AM
So besides being stoned out of her ass, what else did Renee Zellwager do, again?

\dnrtfa
 
2013-02-25 10:53:44 AM
At $47,802, Oscar swag bags cheapest in 5 years

A gold statue is nice, but Hollywood A-listers nominated for Oscars will get a consolation prize even if they don't win: a $47,802 goodie bag.

That's about the same as the MSRP for an entry-level Mercedes Benz M class (and it's within shouting distance of America's 2011 median household income of $50,054). Still, it's the least-expensive this gift bag has been in five years; in 2010, Oscar swag topped $90,000.



1% world problems?
 
2013-02-25 11:01:37 AM
Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/
 
2013-02-25 11:06:06 AM

neversubmit: At $47,802, Oscar swag bags cheapest in 5 years

A gold statue is nice, but Hollywood A-listers nominated for Oscars will get a consolation prize even if they don't win: a $47,802 goodie bag.

That's about the same as the MSRP for an entry-level Mercedes Benz M class (and it's within shouting distance of America's 2011 median household income of $50,054). Still, it's the least-expensive this gift bag has been in five years; in 2010, Oscar swag topped $90,000.


1% world problems?


Nope. Not even close.
 
RTX
2013-02-25 11:08:54 AM

jfivealive: Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/


36.964 meters.  So there.
 
2013-02-25 11:16:31 AM
Proving for the 17,000,000th time Leftist/Liberals have no sense of humor

/Hollywoooood
 
2013-02-25 11:21:23 AM

Clemkadidlefark: Proving for the 17,000,000th time Leftist/Liberals have no sense of humor

/Hollywoooood


Duh - everyone knows conservatives make the best clowns - Limbaugh, O'Reilley, coulter....
 
2013-02-25 11:24:19 AM

RTX: jfivealive: Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/

36.964 meters.  So there.


Because it's on now.
i280.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-25 11:29:24 AM
All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And (KA CHING!)
And take your money


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y
 
2013-02-25 11:32:10 AM
"For extra fun, they could show pictures of David Geffen's yacht and John Travolta's personal Boeing 707 on the Senate floor. You want to tax fat cats? I gotcher "fat cats" right here! Repeal the Hollywood Tax Cuts!"

Link
 
2013-02-25 11:37:42 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: "For extra fun, they could show pictures of David Geffen's yacht and John Travolta's personal Boeing 707 on the Senate floor. You want to tax fat cats? I gotcher "fat cats" right here! Repeal the Hollywood Tax Cuts!"

Link


So glad that losing several elections and tons of support from voters have not caused Republicans to stray from their top cause: stickin it to dem libz.

/"Country First," amirite?
 
2013-02-25 11:38:41 AM

Clemkadidlefark: Proving for the 17,000,000th time Leftist/Liberals have no sense of humor

/Hollywoooood


That butthurt is never ever going away - is it? It's time to re-brand it as "chronic pain".
 
2013-02-25 11:41:51 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And (KA CHING!)
And take your money


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y


Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head. No, seriously. I love this damn song! And M.I.A. is VERY hitable!
 
2013-02-25 11:47:01 AM

Clemkadidlefark: Proving for the 17,000,000th time Leftist/Liberals have no sense of humor

/Hollywoooood


Is this funny?   Chlamydiotbake, my troll name for you.
 
2013-02-25 11:51:27 AM
They should have tazed her.
 
2013-02-25 11:53:14 AM
Seriously.  The entire ceremony is nothing more than a  bunch of overpaid Hollywood egotists patting their selves on the back for their "plays well with others" grades. Something that only appears on the sidebar of normal people's report cards, and that we cease paying any attention to some time shortly after Kindergarten. And they want to pretend to be mature enough to expect no horseplay or running?

Seriously.
 
2013-02-25 12:00:10 PM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: RTX: jfivealive: Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/

36.964 meters.  So there.

Because it's on now.
[i280.photobucket.com image 750x457]


i1303.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-25 12:02:29 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: UltraFark2: An Oscar nominee for a short involving paper airplanes.


Did you see the short? It was pretty farking awesome.

It played before "Wreck it Ralph".
 
2013-02-25 12:03:47 PM
In related news Robert Downey Jr. obtained the prototype model, built a spacecraft out of it and gave it long-range flight capabilities.
 
2013-02-25 12:04:29 PM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: RTX: jfivealive: Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/

36.964 meters.  So there.

Because it's on now.
[i280.photobucket.com image 750x457]


80.194m but I aint clever enough to post it :P
 
2013-02-25 12:05:30 PM

mafiageek1980: Day_Old_Dutchie: All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And (KA CHING!)
And take your money


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y

Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head. No, seriously. I love this damn song! And M.I.A. is VERY hitable!


I guess EyeballKid's comment was too subtle for you ;)
 
2013-02-25 12:08:19 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-25 12:15:20 PM
Yeah, but that Clown walking on the backs of the chairs is fine?!

/the hell Hollywood?
 
2013-02-25 12:21:35 PM

a61sun: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: RTX: jfivealive: Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/

36.964 meters.  So there.

Because it's on now.
[i280.photobucket.com image 750x457]

80.194m but I aint clever enough to post it :P


You can cheat a bit by clicking and dragging the airplane to the edge of the frame, then move your mouse entirely around the frame to the other side.  It's tough cause you can't see where you are moving your mouse pointer, but I assume some of you are ultra mega mouse movement aficionados.
 
2013-02-25 12:21:40 PM
The Oscars are about as boring as watching a monkey in the zoo eating its own crap.  Every speech is the same.  For once I'd like to see an award winner just say it like it really is:

"Thanks for nothing.  If it weren't for me you losers wouldn't even have jobs.  Oh. and in conclusion, all you layabout shytes that I waste my money on, don't bother coming to work tomorrow, your all fired.  You can pick up your pay checks out of the dumpster in the alley".
 
2013-02-25 12:42:19 PM

Frankenstorm: mafiageek1980: Day_Old_Dutchie: All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And (KA CHING!)
And take your money


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y

Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head. No, seriously. I love this damn song! And M.I.A. is VERY hitable!

I guess EyeballKid's comment was too subtle for you ;)


*DOH!* That totally went over my head. It's Monday. I need more coffee
 
2013-02-25 12:43:25 PM

jfivealive: Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/


OMG! 59m! It took a while to get it out the window
 
2013-02-25 12:50:02 PM
Nominee in question?
3.bp.blogspot.com
/i know, spruce, not paper
 
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