What, the Oscars were attacked by drones and they allowed the terrorist to repossess their turf.  Were the security guards Iraq war vets?

I did my over reacting, where is my Oscar?

The Oscars are serious business and actors are serious business people. I hope they arrest that terrorist.

/dnrtfa

FTA Alas, there was a happy ending


What were you hoping for, Taylor?

Or are you using words you don't know again?

Oh c'mon, she was just having fun!

Stuffy 'ol Oscars! You can let Seth Mcfarlane be the Host (he was actually pretty good, IMHO), but ooooh noooes if you throw a damn paper airplane!

Unimpressed:


/ hot stuff

Diogenes: PsyLord: You can seriously poke out someone's eye with those things.  Seriously. SERIOUSLY!

Oh, he'll be made to understand how serious his actions were.  This is going on his permanent record.

Why do you assume it's a he? You think women can't make a flying machine out of paper?

Quirky

Frankenstorm: Diogenes: PsyLord: You can seriously poke out someone's eye with those things.  Seriously. SERIOUSLY!

Oh, he'll be made to understand how serious his actions were.  This is going on his permanent record.

Why do you assume it's a he? You think women can't make a flying machine out of paper?

Pssh. Yeah right. Like they'd have time. What with all the sammich making.

Frankenstorm: Diogenes: PsyLord: You can seriously poke out someone's eye with those things.  Seriously. SERIOUSLY!

Oh, he'll be made to understand how serious his actions were.  This is going on his permanent record.

Why do you assume it's a he? You think women can't make a flying machine out of paper?

Complex engineering? From a dame????

Combustion: Frankenstorm: Diogenes: PsyLord: You can seriously poke out someone's eye with those things.  Seriously. SERIOUSLY!

Oh, he'll be made to understand how serious his actions were.  This is going on his permanent record.

Why do you assume it's a he? You think women can't make a flying machine out of paper?

Complex engineering? From a dame????

The planes didn't fly according to TFA, so anything is possible.

A nominee for a short film about a man making and throwing paper airplanes.

SpdrJay: If the entire audience had been armed with paper planes, this woman would not have been a threat.

That would actually be awesome. Everyone throwing paper airplanes all over the place? Pelting the host, and the losing nominees throwing things at the winners? I think I found a way to improve ratings.

CNN is reporting a second paper airplane has just hit the south tower.

She was in attendance only to (gun shots) and (cash register rings) and take your money.

vudukungfu: CNN is reporting a second paper airplane has just hit the south tower.

LOL

Because here at the Oscars we take patting ourselves on the back very very seriously!

\seriously

UltraFark²: An Oscar nominee for a short involving paper airplanes.

I came for the engineer v. liberal arts smug, and am leaving with exactly what I expected.

So besides being stoned out of her ass, what else did Renee Zellwager do, again?

\dnrtfa

At $47,802, Oscar swag bags cheapest in 5 years

A gold statue is nice, but Hollywood A-listers nominated for Oscars will get a consolation prize even if they don't win: a $47,802 goodie bag.

That's about the same as the MSRP for an entry-level Mercedes Benz M class (and it's within shouting distance of America's 2011 median household income of $50,054). Still, it's the least-expensive this gift bag has been in five years; in 2010, Oscar swag topped $90,000.


1% world problems?

Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/

neversubmit: At $47,802, Oscar swag bags cheapest in 5 years

A gold statue is nice, but Hollywood A-listers nominated for Oscars will get a consolation prize even if they don't win: a $47,802 goodie bag.

That's about the same as the MSRP for an entry-level Mercedes Benz M class (and it's within shouting distance of America's 2011 median household income of $50,054). Still, it's the least-expensive this gift bag has been in five years; in 2010, Oscar swag topped $90,000.


1% world problems?

Nope. Not even close.

jfivealive: Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/

36.964 meters.  So there.

Proving for the 17,000,000th time Leftist/Liberals have no sense of humor

/Hollywoooood

Clemkadidlefark: Proving for the 17,000,000th time Leftist/Liberals have no sense of humor

/Hollywoooood

Duh - everyone knows conservatives make the best clowns - Limbaugh, O'Reilley, coulter....

RTX: jfivealive: Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/

36.964 meters.  So there.

Because it's on now.

All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And (KA CHING!)
And take your money


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y

Zeb Hesselgresser: "For extra fun, they could show pictures of David Geffen's yacht and John Travolta's personal Boeing 707 on the Senate floor. You want to tax fat cats? I gotcher "fat cats" right here! Repeal the Hollywood Tax Cuts!"

Link

So glad that losing several elections and tons of support from voters have not caused Republicans to stray from their top cause: stickin it to dem libz.

/"Country First," amirite?

Day_Old_Dutchie: All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And (KA CHING!)
And take your money


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y

Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head. No, seriously. I love this damn song! And M.I.A. is VERY hitable!

Clemkadidlefark: Proving for the 17,000,000th time Leftist/Liberals have no sense of humor

/Hollywoooood

Is this funny?   Chlamydiotbake, my troll name for you.

They should have tazed her.

Seriously.  The entire ceremony is nothing more than a  bunch of overpaid Hollywood egotists patting their selves on the back for their "plays well with others" grades. Something that only appears on the sidebar of normal people's report cards, and that we cease paying any attention to some time shortly after Kindergarten. And they want to pretend to be mature enough to expect no horseplay or running?

Seriously.

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: RTX: jfivealive: Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/

36.964 meters.  So there.

Because it's on now.
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Tyrone Slothrop: UltraFark2: An Oscar nominee for a short involving paper airplanes.

Did you see the short? It was pretty farking awesome.

It played before "Wreck it Ralph".

In related news Robert Downey Jr. obtained the prototype model, built a spacecraft out of it and gave it long-range flight capabilities.

mafiageek1980: Day_Old_Dutchie: All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And (KA CHING!)
And take your money


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y

Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head. No, seriously. I love this damn song! And M.I.A. is VERY hitable!

I guess EyeballKid's comment was too subtle for you ;)

Yeah, but that Clown walking on the backs of the chairs is fine?!

/the hell Hollywood?

a61sun: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: RTX: jfivealive: Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

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36.964 meters.  So there.

Because it's on now.
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80.194m but I aint clever enough to post it :P

You can cheat a bit by clicking and dragging the airplane to the edge of the frame, then move your mouse entirely around the frame to the other side.  It's tough cause you can't see where you are moving your mouse pointer, but I assume some of you are ultra mega mouse movement aficionados.

The Oscars are about as boring as watching a monkey in the zoo eating its own crap.  Every speech is the same.  For once I'd like to see an award winner just say it like it really is:

"Thanks for nothing.  If it weren't for me you losers wouldn't even have jobs.  Oh. and in conclusion, all you layabout shytes that I waste my money on, don't bother coming to work tomorrow, your all fired.  You can pick up your pay checks out of the dumpster in the alley".

Frankenstorm: mafiageek1980: Day_Old_Dutchie: All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And (KA CHING!)
And take your money


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y

Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head. No, seriously. I love this damn song! And M.I.A. is VERY hitable!

I guess EyeballKid's comment was too subtle for you ;)

*DOH!* That totally went over my head. It's Monday. I need more coffee

jfivealive: Have fun getting nothing done for the next hour

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OMG! 59m! It took a while to get it out the window

Nominee in question?

/i know, spruce, not paper