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(Daily Mail)   How Mohammed got his groove back   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 37
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2013-02-25 09:51:53 AM
That's just nuts
 
2013-02-25 11:02:15 AM
Don't be a pussy, Mo. Use a strap-on.
 
2013-02-25 11:11:49 AM
Aisha, I want you to know. I'm a MURDERER.
 
2013-02-25 11:18:16 AM
Did they want 22 bucks for it?
Did he talk them down to 17?
 
2013-02-25 11:25:31 AM
He married a Jamaican man who turned out to be gay?
 
2013-02-25 11:25:41 AM
The Embarrassing Bodies team - Dr Dawn, Dr Christian and Dr Pixie - helped Mohammed rebuild his sex life
i.dailymail.co.uk
Okay I admit I lol'ed at this.
 
2013-02-25 11:32:39 AM
Hee-haw!
 
2013-02-25 11:33:43 AM
How did he manage to snare a wife without "proper wedding tackle"?
 
2013-02-25 11:39:00 AM
 
2013-02-25 11:40:47 AM

oldfarthenry: How did he manage to snare a wife without "proper wedding tackle"?


I'm guessing that she does not like sex and will divorce him if his equipment starts working.
 
2013-02-25 11:42:33 AM
Dude, she already married you.  I would wager she doesn't particularly want a sex life if she picked you over any of the other available men around.
 
2013-02-25 11:53:10 AM
Embarrassing Bodies is one of my guilty pleasures.  Lots of fun.  Far better when you can fast-forward large chunks of it, though, when they get repetitious and preachy.
 
2013-02-25 11:55:14 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

I'm struggling to conceive of when it will be called for, but I will find a use for this image in the future.

/lol, "lost penis"
 
2013-02-25 12:20:15 PM

oldfarthenry: How did he manage to snare a wife without "proper wedding tackle"?


She's from Pakistan and he lives in Scotland.

It was either arranged or 'hello Mr. Green Card".

/Probably a nice guy
//Poor guy
 
2013-02-25 12:21:40 PM

Latinwolf: The Embarrassing Bodies team - Dr Dawn, Dr Christian and Dr Pixie - helped Mohammed rebuild his sex life
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Okay I admit I lol'ed at this.


How exactly does a set of chopsticks enter into penis reconstruction surgery?

/Refusing to do stereotype humor.
 
2013-02-25 12:26:30 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x286]

I'm struggling to conceive of when it will be called for, but I will find a use for this image in the future.

/lol, "lost penis"


It's lying on a blanket, next to a broken toaster oven.
 
2013-02-25 12:28:20 PM
Nah, subby, it's how Mohammed got into the grove.
 
2013-02-25 12:31:34 PM

Cybernetic: It's lying on a blanket, next to a broken toaster oven.


Wondered if anyone would quote the King
 
2013-02-25 12:33:37 PM
www.hotflick.net

Also was seen at the doctor's office.

/I'll drop the suit if you slam your balls in the door
//hot, like Extract
 
2013-02-25 12:43:24 PM
FTFA: 'I was treated by one nurse when I was just seven, and she helped me throughout my younger life. She was like a second mother to me and we are still in touch.'

Why'd you need the wife then?  Keep letting the hot nurse touch you!
 
2013-02-25 12:51:59 PM
FTFA: "A man who lost his penis in a car accident at the age of six is looking forward to getting his sex life back by having a penis reconstruction surgery."

Back?  He was six when he got maimed.  How much of a sex life did have?
 
2013-02-25 01:05:37 PM
has he stopped screaming yet
its after you have kids the sex stop i thought
i came here to see the worlds largest sex toy collection...leaving disappointed
 
2013-02-25 01:11:58 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x286]

I'm struggling to conceive of when it will be called for, but I will find a use for this image in the future.

/lol, "lost penis"


Save it for when you write your epic sci-fi porn western: "Riders of the Lost Penis".
 
2013-02-25 01:42:43 PM

Weidbrewer: FTFA: "A man who lost his penis in a car accident at the age of six is looking forward to getting his sex life back by having a penis reconstruction surgery."

Back?  He was six when he got maimed.  How much of a sex life did have?


It factored heavily into the accident...
 
2013-02-25 02:21:56 PM
Penis be upon him.
 
2013-02-25 02:31:34 PM
Wow, that sucks.
 
2013-02-25 02:34:28 PM
Poor unfortunate dude.
 
2013-02-25 03:02:10 PM

Cybernetic: Bonanza Jellybean: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x286]

I'm struggling to conceive of when it will be called for, but I will find a use for this image in the future.

/lol, "lost penis"

It's lying on a blanket, next to a broken toaster oven.


I was thinking on the Moon, next to the bottle of Roland's wits.
 
2013-02-25 03:04:19 PM

Honest Bender: It factored heavily into the accident...


Okay - I don't know what I expected in response, but it wasn't that.  Well played.
 
2013-02-25 04:03:42 PM
Mr Christopher also discovered Mohammed's missing testicle...

Under the couch?
 
2013-02-25 05:01:46 PM
Sounds like sex for him could be complicated, but it probably wouldn't be hard.

Seriously, though, at least he can achieve orgasm. If his penis is totally gone, I'm guessing it's through prostate stimulation. As long as his remaining testicle works, at least the guy might be able to have kids.
 
2013-02-25 05:55:18 PM
"A man who lost his penis in a car accident at the age of six is looking forward to getting his sex life back by having a penis reconstruction surgery."

He had a sex life before he was six?
 
2013-02-25 07:16:19 PM

oldfarthenry: How did he manage to snare a wife without "proper wedding tackle"?


Modified wooden toilet roller?
 
2013-02-25 08:43:00 PM
pbfcomics.com
 
2013-02-26 12:47:38 AM
Mo should get himself a Mighty Mo Thruster.  Unfortunately it's obscure enough that it's gurgled down google's memory hole.
 
2013-02-26 10:34:33 AM

Tiiba: [pbfcomics.com image 850x283]


That comic is sad because the real man with no penis killed himself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer

His penis was burnt off as a child during circumcision and a doctor suggested sex reassignment surgery and raising the child as a girl. That doctor was nuts:

"Dr. Money forced the twins to rehearse sexual acts involving "thrusting movements" with David playing the role. As a child, David Reimer painfully recalled having to get "down on all fours" with his brother, Brian Reimer, "up" with "his crotch against" his "buttocks". In another, Dr. Money forced David to have his "" with Brian on top. Dr. Money also forced the children to take their "clothes off" and engage in "genital inspections". On at "least one occasion", Dr. Money took a photograph of the two children doing these activities. Dr. Money's rationale for these various treatments was his belief that "childhood 'sexual rehearsal play'" was important for a "healthy adult gender identity"."
 
2013-02-27 06:45:31 AM
pictures of Mohammed or it didn't happen
 
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