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(YouTube)   Jennifer Lawrence takes inane reporter questions and turns them into an Oscar winning comedy routine   (youtube.com) divider line 28
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2013-02-25 09:16:18 AM  
22 votes:
I'll show her what peaking too soon is all about.
2013-02-25 09:14:49 AM  
13 votes:
Jennifer Lawrence, Aboleth from Aboleth News. You've mentioned about taking a shower this morning, and I was wondering if you ever 1. sang in the shower, 2. brushed your teeth while you're taking a shower, 3. worn lingerie while showering, and 4. take a shiat in the shower and then heeled it down the drain.
2013-02-25 09:36:06 AM  
7 votes:
I realized that Jennifer Lawrence is the mirror universe version of Kristen Stewart.
2013-02-25 10:14:38 AM  
6 votes:
2013-02-25 02:10:53 PM  
5 votes:
No wonder she won, the odds were ever in her favor.
2013-02-25 05:10:47 PM  
4 votes:
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JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS THE WINNER OF MY *HEART*
2013-02-25 10:32:38 AM  
4 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: How can you not love this girl?


Well, the restraining order plays a large part in preventing that...
2013-02-25 11:40:54 AM  
2 votes:
She's terrific. I love her  supple, ample, bouncy  senses of humors.
2013-02-25 10:43:33 AM  
2 votes:
No, nothing like that, I just know she was hooking up with a 16 yr old when she was 22....that she met playing Halo 2.

You realize you just made her about 20 times more attractive to most of the males posting here, right?
2013-02-25 09:48:17 AM  
2 votes:

ZeroCorpse: Who?


I know, right?  She was only given the best actress Oscar on one of the most watched television shows on the planet last night, how could a cool guy like you be expected to know who she is.
mhd
2013-02-25 09:46:27 AM  
2 votes:

ZeroCorpse: Who?


The "yeah, ok" girl.

/Known to the younger crowd as that archerette with a name that sounds like feline micturation.
//Also a good completion for your Mother/Maiden/Crone menage a quatre if you're starting out with Sobieski and Hunt
2013-02-25 09:10:13 AM  
2 votes:

Girion47: Jennifer,

I went to one of the all guy schools here in your hometown, you know what I mean.....call me!


So...you want to go shopping with her?


/Tom Cruise went to St. X. Look how he turned out.
2013-02-25 05:23:34 PM  
1 votes:

I Love Rooster: Why does she make me roll my eyes so much at everything she says? I must be getting old.


I dated a 20-something for a while. It was like dating the air.
2013-02-25 03:57:58 PM  
1 votes:
Favorite current Jennifer Lawrence animated GIF: Too Large for FARK

/your move, Alison Brie
2013-02-25 03:10:16 PM  
1 votes:
i1282.photobucket.com
2013-02-25 02:47:02 PM  
1 votes:

Zerochance: Girion47: Zerochance: Girion47: I used to live over on Kenwood Ave. I could walk to Vietnam Kitchen easily.

Shut your whore mouth.  I absolutely love VK and I miss their godlike spring rolls fortnightly.

I might drive over there and get their yellow curry chicken just to spite you.

I don't think people here in the west coast believe me when I tell them this little hole-in-the-wall joint in Louisville, KY, has some of the best Vietnamese food you could ever eat.  I would gladly kick a baby for a Heineken dark, an order of shrimp spring rolls, and any of their Pho dishes.


I lived in DC for 5 years and I scoured all of Annandale, Chinatown and Springfield and I couldn't find any vietnamese that came close to VK.

Back on topic, here's another video of Jennifer Lawrence meeting Jack Nicholson last night and being even more lovable.

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/jennifer-lawrence-anne-hathaway-disc us s-oscar-wins-jack-18587986
2013-02-25 02:10:18 PM  
1 votes:
She should have worn her fire dress from the Hunger Games.
2013-02-25 12:20:00 PM  
1 votes:

exploding pork: I realized that Jennifer Lawrence is the mirror universe version of Kristen Stewart.


Mind, blown.
2013-02-25 11:34:13 AM  
1 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: Pappas: She answered the one serious, thoughtful question in a serious and thoughtful way.  Jennifer Lawrence will be having none of your shiat today, entertainment reporters.

She may be the perfect woman.

Young, skinny and uneducated ?


So the imperfect woman is old, fat, and smart?
2013-02-25 10:43:06 AM  
1 votes:

Girion47: give me doughnuts: Girion47: FitzShivering: give me doughnuts:

I went to a public school, so that meant we always lost football games to Trinity and St. X (never played DeSales).
Also, our only movie star alumnus was Ned Beatty.

I wanted to go to Manual MST, which would have been some awesome football beat downs, but alas, certain family members weren't comfortable with relative shade of peoples' skin there.  Hooray racism.

/Manual football was so bad in my time I could have started there

I dated a girl from there, she was top of her class and still a complete dumbass.

Also a clingy, controlling pedophilic biatch.


Were you in elementary school at the time?

No, nothing like that, I just know she was hooking up with a 16 yr old when she was 22....that she met playing Halo 2.


Damn. If she had waitied a couple of years, and become a teacher, she could have had her very own Fark headline.
2013-02-25 10:30:28 AM  
1 votes:

Girion47: FitzShivering: give me doughnuts:

I went to a public school, so that meant we always lost football games to Trinity and St. X (never played DeSales).
Also, our only movie star alumnus was Ned Beatty.

I wanted to go to Manual MST, which would have been some awesome football beat downs, but alas, certain family members weren't comfortable with relative shade of peoples' skin there.  Hooray racism.

/Manual football was so bad in my time I could have started there

I dated a girl from there, she was top of her class and still a complete dumbass.

Also a clingy, controlling pedophilic biatch.



Were you in elementary school at the time?
2013-02-25 10:25:56 AM  
1 votes:

Mikey1969: uberaverage: One of the few actresses that is actually more attractive when she speaks.

I have never in my llife had any interest in a post-Oscar interview. THAT, on the other hand, was awesome. It wasn't even just the stupid questions, she was 'on' from the second she stepped in front of the mic, with the "I hope this isn't an auction, because this is worth more that that." line. Funny thing is; she was on SNL a few weeks back and I thought she sucked. Good to see her doing so well here.


SNL is a vortex that actually sucks the funny out of funny people. If they'd just told Jennifer to stand on the stage and talk about random stuff for three minutes, it would've been a hundred times funnier than the horrible material they gave her.
2013-02-25 10:17:37 AM  
1 votes:

uberaverage: One of the few actresses that is actually more attractive when she speaks.


I have never in my llife had any interest in a post-Oscar interview. THAT, on the other hand, was awesome. It wasn't even just the stupid questions, she was 'on' from the second she stepped in front of the mic, with the "I hope this isn't an auction, because this is worth more that that." line. Funny thing is; she was on SNL a few weeks back and I thought she sucked. Good to see her doing so well here.
2013-02-25 09:54:54 AM  
1 votes:

Carth: downtownkid: ZeroCorpse: Who?

I know, right?  She was only given the best actress Oscar on one of the most watched television shows on the planet last night, how could a cool guy like you be expected to know who she is.

Yea, it isn't like she was nominated for best actress in 2010, was in X-men first class in 2011 and starred in Hunger Games in 2012. She is just some obscure actress.

If you don't know who Jennifer Lawrence is at this point you don't care about movies.


Maybe he cares so much about movies he hasn't watched anything recent to demonstrate to the man that they can't ruin his film memories and get away with it.

yeah...
2013-02-25 09:51:34 AM  
1 votes:

downtownkid: ZeroCorpse: Who?

I know, right?  She was only given the best actress Oscar on one of the most watched television shows on the planet last night, how could a cool guy like you be expected to know who she is.


Yea, it isn't like she was nominated for best actress in 2010, was in X-men first class in 2011 and starred in Hunger Games in 2012. She is just some obscure actress.

If you don't know who Jennifer Lawrence is at this point you don't care about movies.
2013-02-25 09:47:00 AM  
1 votes:
she's freaking adorable.
2013-02-25 08:59:37 AM  
1 votes:
Those guys went to the sports sideline reporter school for questions.
2013-02-25 08:58:31 AM  
1 votes:
One of the few actresses that is actually more attractive when she speaks.
 
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