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(CBS News)   FDA approves new "gummy bear" silicone breast implants. Perfect for women who want to become eye candy   (cbsnews.com) divider line 32
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2013-02-25 08:49:48 AM  
Think I'll just bookmark this thread...
 
2013-02-25 08:59:20 AM  
Good job subs. Well played.
 
2013-02-25 09:34:58 AM  
If you want to save a few bucks I know a guy that can get you Sour Patch Kids and Swedish Fish in a double-D.
 
2013-02-25 09:36:25 AM  
Small and real is better than big and fake
 
2013-02-25 09:36:58 AM  
On behalf of all fat kids that loves boobies, thank you.  Thank you.
 
2013-02-25 09:40:09 AM  
What does the 40 Year Old Virgin work for the FDA? Boobs don't feel like gummy bears.
 
2013-02-25 09:41:37 AM  

ArkAngel: Small and real is better than big and fake



AMEN!
 
2013-02-25 09:47:27 AM  
So they look more natural, but feel less natural. As only one of these affects me, I'll be cautiously optimistic.
 
2013-02-25 10:00:27 AM  
"These new form-stable implants are not necessarily a better product or a better choice for all women," he said. "They are just a new product and a new choice for women that fills a certain need and makes up for certain shortcomings."

"Certain shortcomings," wow, they really know how to keep people's self-esteem low.
 
2013-02-25 10:07:54 AM  
They're bouncing here and there and everywhere. Here comes the faaaaake boobies.
 
2013-02-25 10:51:32 AM  
And soon we'll see women skipping over hills singing, "I'm so happy 'cuz I'm a gummy bear, gummy bear!" as they bounce up and down.
 
2013-02-25 10:58:11 AM  
I love gummy bears and I love breasts.....what a perfect combination.
 
2013-02-25 11:10:06 AM  

ArkAngel: Small and real is better than big and fake


Real is better than anything else, no matter what shape or size.

i560.photobucket.com

Also, according to TFA, these implants are supposedly "firmer" than the usual kind. What does that mean? Are they made of wood or something?

Yes, I know there are guys who like fake boobs ...but there are guys with amputee fetishes too.
 
2013-02-25 11:34:13 AM  

Cheeseface: "These new form-stable implants are not necessarily a better product or a better choice for all women," he said. "They are just a new product and a new choice for women that fills a certain need and makes up for certain shortcomings."

"Certain shortcomings," wow, they really know how to keep people's self-esteem low.


Shortcomings of other implants.
 
2013-02-25 11:55:12 AM  
I already like to lick boobs. I don't need any more encouragement. But thanks for the thought.
 
2013-02-25 12:12:56 PM  
Love them big beautiful fake boobies. Hate waking up with a gal whose tits are in her armpits.
 
2013-02-25 01:02:33 PM  

yanoosh: Love them big beautiful fake boobies. Hate waking up with a gal whose tits are in her armpits.


Request that she sleep standing up then.
 
2013-02-25 01:40:10 PM  

Uncle Tractor: Also, according to TFA, these implants are supposedly "firmer" than the usual kind. What does that mean? Are they made of wood or something?


It says in TFA that the silicone is 'more tightly-cross linked'.  Standard silicone implants are a bit like jello in a bag.  These are apparently more like a 'gummy bear'.  They're far stiffer.  How that affects appearance/feeling, I don't know.  It's supposed to be 'more real', which I suppose isn't bad.

That said, I don't really care as long as they don't go overboard.  Boobies that are over 50% silicone by mass/volume look strange/overdone.
 
2013-02-25 01:40:36 PM  

Uncle Tractor: Also, according to TFA, these implants are supposedly "firmer" than the usual kind. What does that mean? Are they made of wood or something?


www.brooksinternational.com
 
2013-02-25 01:55:35 PM  

ArkAngel: Small and real is better than big and fake


Big and real is better than anything else
 
2013-02-25 03:46:43 PM  
Smeggy Smurf: Big and real is better than anything else

No, Real and getting to see them out of the hammock or touch them is better than anything else.
 
2013-02-25 03:56:29 PM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: yanoosh: Love them big beautiful fake boobies. Hate waking up with a gal whose tits are in her armpits.

Request that she sleep standing up then.


Demand that she leave immediately after you finish.
 
2013-02-25 03:59:56 PM  
RTFA.  Sounds like these implants are for look-but-don't-touch cockteasers.
 
2013-02-25 04:59:23 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: yanoosh: Love them big beautiful fake boobies. Hate waking up with a gal whose tits are in her armpits.

Request that she sleep standing up then.

Demand that she leave immediately after you finish.


Damn, hadn't even thought of that. I usually just throw them out the next morning and tell them I will never speak to them again because they tried to draw too much of a commitment  from me by standing in the same room overnight. That is if they didn't already tire of standing and leave.

/I also don't own many possessions
 
2013-02-25 06:31:44 PM  
Would be nice if TFA had something about cost.  How many lap dances will a gal have to give to get a pair bolted on?

Or minutes in the champagne room.

/there's no champagne in the champagne room
 
HBK
2013-02-26 03:03:18 AM  

Uncle Tractor: ArkAngel: Small and real is better than big and fake

Real is better than anything else, no matter what shape or size.

[i560.photobucket.com image 640x500]

Also, according to TFA, these implants are supposedly "firmer" than the usual kind. What does that mean? Are they made of wood or something?

Yes, I know there are guys who like fake boobs ...but there are guys with amputee fetishes too.


Sure. Real's nice on a 24 year old.

But what about a 40 year old woman who's had 3 kids? Is real better then?
 
2013-02-26 04:01:04 AM  

HBK: Uncle Tractor: ArkAngel: Small and real is better than big and fake

Real is better than anything else, no matter what shape or size.

[i560.photobucket.com image 640x500]

Also, according to TFA, these implants are supposedly "firmer" than the usual kind. What does that mean? Are they made of wood or something?

Yes, I know there are guys who like fake boobs ...but there are guys with amputee fetishes too.

Sure. Real's nice on a 24 year old.

But what about a 40 year old woman who's had 3 kids? Is real better then?


That's what nipping and tucking is for.  Don't add more weight, just remove the wrinkled areas.
 
2013-02-26 06:18:48 AM  

HBK: But what about a 40 year old woman who's had 3 kids? Is real better then?


Yes.

Cosmetic surgeons aren't good enough to make a fake boob that's better than the worst nature has to offer. A boob that looks like an empty sock won't look better if you fill it with marbles. Cutting off the "excess" bits will only make it look like a lumpy scar.

Fake breasts look good in the same way Michael Jackson's face looked good; not at all.
 
2013-02-26 08:10:55 AM  
Wife's are real and spectacular.

\The answer is no
 
2013-02-26 08:49:17 AM  
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2013-02-26 12:01:24 PM  
ArkAngel:

Small and real is better than big and fake

Bingo. I've never seen fake tits that looked anything but ludicrous, whereas some of the sexiest women I've known were as flat as little boys.

But no, they weren't little boys: how do you think I knew they were so sexy?
 
2013-02-26 01:41:41 PM  
The One True TheDavid:

[S]ome of the sexiest women I've known were as flat as little boys.

But no, they weren't little boys...


That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
 
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