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2013-02-25 09:32:09 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GCfcJ79QOs

When it comes to chimp sit-up bits, Pan and James will always be my faves.  Yes, I am a simian exercise video aficionado.
 
2013-02-25 09:56:51 AM  
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damn little monkey
 
2013-02-25 11:19:18 AM  
Monkeys are all muscle. I'm not ashamed to admit that I'll never be as fit as a monkey.
 
2013-02-25 11:28:00 AM  
That little flicking tail freaked me the fark out!  shudder
 
2013-02-25 11:34:57 AM  
That was basically an effortless task for the monkey given his strength to weight ratio.
 
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2013-02-25 12:13:05 PM  
So that was a video.
It sure was...
 
2013-02-25 12:17:17 PM  
Well, let's face it.  If you've ever seen a monkey drive, you know why they need ABS.
 
2013-02-25 12:21:44 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Monkeys are all muscle. I'm not ashamed to admit that I'll never be as fit as a monkey.


Primate muscle is several times stronger than ours. A chimp could ragdoll a body builder.
 
2013-02-25 01:29:56 PM  
Strong as a lemur
 
2013-02-25 02:13:27 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: Lando Lincoln: Monkeys are all muscle. I'm not ashamed to admit that I'll never be as fit as a monkey.

Primate muscle is several times stronger than ours. A chimp could ragdoll a body builder.


Yep, early humans gave up their strength for endurance and heat tolerance. We're physically weak but over long distances can outrun just about any animal, even horses.
 
2013-02-25 07:22:13 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: Lando Lincoln: Monkeys are all muscle. I'm not ashamed to admit that I'll never be as fit as a monkey.

Primate muscle is several times stronger than ours. A chimp could ragdoll a body builder.


and a retarded monkey will one day rule the world

JC
 
2013-02-25 07:32:25 PM  
That awkward moment when you realize the monkey has better abs than you

I really don't see why anyone would care about a monkeys abs.  Worry about whether it has a bigger penis instead.
 
2013-02-25 08:04:35 PM  
it always amazes me how many many human qualities chimps have.. basically a small dumb human with a hairy body, and can't speak english..

we're pretty much the same animals with a few tweaks
 
2013-02-25 10:35:39 PM  

skodabunny: That awkward moment when you realize the monkey has better abs than you

I really don't see why anyone would care about a monkeys abs.  Worry about whether it has a bigger penis instead.


They don't, unless you are extremely underequipped. Humans have by far the largest penises of all primates (ex: gorillas average 3cm), although other primates still have a baculum (aka "penis bone"). In terms of ratio to body length, humans are larger than most other mammals.
 
2013-02-25 10:37:51 PM  
I'm pretty strong for a squirrel though, so there's that.
 
2013-02-25 10:42:09 PM  

Smagma: it always amazes me how many many human qualities chimps have.. basically a small dumb human with a hairy body, and can't speak english..

we're pretty much the same animals with a few tweaks


We took their jeorbs.  Humans are the illegal aliens of the primate world.
 
2013-02-26 03:21:24 AM  
What about that really awkward moment when you realize you're checking out a monkey's abs?
 
2013-02-26 05:04:58 AM  

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: skodabunny: That awkward moment when you realize the monkey has better abs than you

I really don't see why anyone would care about a monkeys abs.  Worry about whether it has a bigger penis instead.

They don't, unless you are extremely underequipped. Humans have by far the largest penises of all primates (ex: gorillas average 3cm), although other primates still have a baculum (aka "penis bone"). In terms of ratio to body length, humans are larger than most other mammals.


No shiat, Sherlock.
 
2013-02-26 05:02:21 PM  
Animal cruelty is always funny.
 
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