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(Kansas.com)   This is why you don't date a woman who argues by throwing lit firecrackers at you while you're in bed   (kansas.com ) divider line
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9317 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Feb 2013 at 10:53 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-25 12:45:02 PM  
1 vote:
What was the name of the cereal, Prostitooties?

They don't snap, crackle or pop, they just lay there and bang.
2013-02-25 12:05:21 PM  
1 vote:
No, that is not the kind of woman you want to date.  That is the kind of woman you want to marry.
2013-02-25 11:56:18 AM  
1 vote:
This being Fark, I expected a couple ChallengeAccepted.jpgs

ITG holiday?
2013-02-25 11:47:27 AM  
1 vote:
A friend of mine named Beccy Tanner wrote that story and she told me it was the perfect Wichita story.
2013-02-25 11:35:09 AM  
1 vote:
monsieurlion.com

/oblig

Ooops, your girlfriend rolled a bit too fare to the right.

/hot like firecracker
2013-02-25 11:07:22 AM  
1 vote:
And so she says to me she says "you wanna be a BAD guy?" And I says "yeah baby" and she says "you gotta have a gimmick."

This could happen to you, this could happen to ANYBODY.

/Churchillspaceponies
 
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