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(Courier Mail)   Veterinarian prepares to cross the Antarctic with only his feet and a giant pair of fiberglass breasts. He expects the weather to get quite nipply   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 76
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2013-02-25 01:11:23 PM

THX 1138: FTFA:He will only be able to carry enough supplies for 80 days and will rely on radio contact with Russian and American research stations in case anything goes wrong.

Kind of a bizarre choice of lifelines, considering those two countries are located at the opposite pole from where the headline says this guy is going to be taking his expedition.


No, he'll be in contact with research stations in the Antarctic, in his own neighborhood.

Although, there is some logic to using longer range radios.  For most of his trip, he's going to be outside of the short range VHF "radio footprint" of the stations, and there will even be areas where NVIS techniques on the low bands might be iffy:  It's about 884 miles straight-line from McMurdo to the Pole, and if you were half-way in between, that's a distance of 442 miles either way, a bit out of comfortable NVIS distance.   If you were to chose frequencies and antennas that give you more range, though (at the expense of closer-in contacts), that places a number of different stations spread out across the continent within range, and they can relay the information for you if you need help.
 
2013-02-25 01:16:20 PM

brantgoose: If there is one thing we know about giant breasts, it is that they usually travel in pairs.

Scene from Woody Allen's Everything You've Always Wanted to Know about Sex But Were Afraid to Ask*.

A lot of people complain there are no black men in his movies, but there's one in this movie. One of the sperm in the ejaculation scene is black. He vocalizes his confusion by repeating "What am I doing here?)
So is the Wizard in the medieval sketch. Mind you, IIRC, it's the same actor in two roles.

But don't say that Woody Allen never has any black people in his movies. He may not have any black people in his social set, but then what are the odds? He lives in one of the most expensive and exclusive buildings on Central Park, the Dakota. The name tries to tell you how many black people live there. The waiting list is longer than the history of slavery in America. I'm just saying you shouldn't expect a lot of black people in Woody Allen movies because that's not the world he lives in, unless you count Knicks games.

But I digress. Back to the boobies.


Now why would a jew want to actually associate with a black? Jews only force blacks on whites, they dont want to actually associate with them themselves.
 
2013-02-25 01:23:22 PM

WeenerGord: Now why would a jew want to actually associate with a black?



I think this guy has a theory on that.

www.bluesbrotherscentral.com

/ I hate Illinois Nazis.
 
2013-02-25 01:29:31 PM

No Time To Explain: lack of warmth: He'll be lost, and in 100 or so years, they will find the top of that sled and wonder how boobs got there.  Their first guess will be aliens.

Only if he found an under the ice pyramid


It could happen, we don't know if the scientist aren't trying to figure out how to make ice pyramids right now.
 
2013-02-25 01:37:04 PM
Read that as Venitari.  I Expect he would fall off the bottom of the disc.
 
2013-02-25 01:44:34 PM
He is probably hoping the boobies will distract everyone from the fact that he failed geography forever when he went to Canada to cross the Antarctic.

/and, judging by this thread, which ordinary would have a dozen people criticizing him for geography fail right off the bat, he is right
 
2013-02-25 01:45:30 PM
Prostate cancer can be deadly as well, but my mind shies away from imagining the kind of sled they would use to raise awareness.

Though it would be kind of amusing to see someone dressed up as a finger.
 
2013-02-25 01:46:16 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Since he doesn't eat meat it will be hard to get enough protein for the trip


a typical antarctic expedition expects to consume 10,000 to 15,000 calories a day.   Even if you eat plain white flour you'll be getting more than a pound of protein.
 
2013-02-25 01:58:42 PM

Snarfangel: Prostate cancer can be deadly as well, but my mind shies away from imagining the kind of sled they would use to raise awareness.

Though it would be kind of amusing to see someone dressed up as a finger.


that's just nuts.
 
2013-02-25 02:02:25 PM
Silly Austrians and their bad geography skills.
 
2013-02-25 02:03:26 PM
Prostate cancer kills more people then breast cancer.

/just sayin.
 
2013-02-25 02:11:49 PM
His taun taun will freeze before he reaches the first marker.
 
2013-02-25 02:13:28 PM
Well, at least he's not doing it for prostrate cancer.
 
2013-02-25 02:19:11 PM

IkonOlator: He hopes to start the journey in early November, when weather conditions on the vast southern continent are at their most favourable.

Gee, it's nice that conditions in Antarctica will be most favourable, but this boob will be in the Arctic.  Does that mean conditions will be their most unfavorable?


Either way, both places are goddamn cold.
 
2013-02-25 02:20:01 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Snarfangel: Prostate cancer can be deadly as well, but my mind shies away from imagining the kind of sled they would use to raise awareness.

Though it would be kind of amusing to see someone dressed up as a finger.

that's just nuts.


like a walnut?
 
2013-02-25 02:28:19 PM

WeenerGord: Uchiha_Cycliste: Snarfangel: Prostate cancer can be deadly as well, but my mind shies away from imagining the kind of sled they would use to raise awareness.

Though it would be kind of amusing to see someone dressed up as a finger.

that's just nuts.

like a walnut?


It's a better choice than a chestnut or a chinnut
 
2013-02-25 02:44:36 PM
I hope he has fondle the day he returns.
 
2013-02-25 02:57:18 PM

brantgoose: But don't say that Woody Allen never has any black people in his movies. He may not have any black people in his social set, but then what are the odds? He lives in one of the most expensive and exclusive buildings on Central Park, the Dakota. The name tries to tell you how many black people live there. The waiting list is longer than the history of slavery in America. I'm just saying you shouldn't expect a lot of black people in Woody Allen movies because that's not the world he lives in, unless you count Knicks games.


He doesn't live in the Dakota.  (Yoko Ono does).  He lives on the Upper East Side, though I agree that his persona is stereotypical Upper West.

And, the Dakota does not have a waiting list.  Co-op apartment buildings don't work that way.

But, a black Wall Street Rich Guy owner of a Dakota apartment is in a big legal bruhaha with the Co-Op Board because they turned him down in his effort to buy the apartment next door (for $5,700,000) and expand his apartment.
 
2013-02-25 03:03:41 PM
Okay, count me in with the folks who think the article was not exactly clear that he was only practicing in the Arctic for his eventual attempt in the Antarctic.
 
2013-02-25 03:11:06 PM

Pawprint: Okay, count me in with the folks who think the article was not exactly clear that he was only practicing in the Arctic for his eventual attempt in the Antarctic.


More people know where the North Pole is.
 
2013-02-25 03:18:03 PM
WeenerGord:
Now why would a jew want to actually associate with a black? Jews only force blacks on whites, they dont want to actually associate with them themselves.

Who's awesome?

image1.findagrave.com

Not you!
 
2013-02-25 03:38:25 PM
Real ones float.
 
2013-02-25 04:10:04 PM

belhade: WeenerGord:
Now why would a jew want to actually associate with a black? Jews only force blacks on whites, they dont want to actually associate with them themselves.

Who's awesome?

[image1.findagrave.com image 250x313]

Not you!


Don't blame me, Zombie Sammy, I'm just the messenger. Israel has been trying for years now to deport all of its African Migrants. Look it up for yourself. That's why I gave a google link to Israel Deport instead of one article. You can read your choice of the 3,280,000 results and make up ya own mind. If you have the courage.

Oh, and fark you for cheating on your wife with that dancer slut. Dumbass. Then she dumped your tiny one-eyed ass after she ruined your marriage, serves you right.
 
2013-02-25 04:27:21 PM
If you're gonna die...
If you're gonna die...
If you're gonna die...
Die with your boobs on!

/or something
 
2013-02-25 07:56:13 PM

noitsnot: SO TIRED of all the creepy fawning over breast cancer charities.  Lung cancer kills more women and colon cancer kills more women.  Where's the guy with the colon-sled crossing the Antarctic?  Oh right - people just like taling about boobs.

"My charity is raising awareness" == "I'm pocketing all the money"


I do think breast cancer probably has the most awareness and fundraising from everywhere and it's about time everyone and his mom, uncle, sister, cousin and grandma stopped attention whoring about it.
 
2013-02-25 09:13:45 PM

WeenerGord: belhade: WeenerGord:
Now why would a jew want to actually associate with a black? Jews only force blacks on whites, they dont want to actually associate with them themselves.

Who's awesome?

[image1.findagrave.com image 250x313]

Not you!

Don't blame me, Zombie Sammy, I'm just the messenger. Israel has been trying for years now to deport all of its African Migrants. Look it up for yourself. That's why I gave a google link to Israel Deport instead of one article. You can read your choice of the 3,280,000 results and make up ya own mind. If you have the courage.

Oh, and fark you for cheating on your wife with that dancer slut. Dumbass. Then she dumped your tiny one-eyed ass after she ruined your marriage, serves you right.


zombie sammy?

goodiesfirst.typepad.com

i8.photobucket.com
 
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