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(Courier Mail)   Veterinarian prepares to cross the Antarctic with only his feet and a giant pair of fiberglass breasts. He expects the weather to get quite nipply   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 76
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2013-02-25 09:37:21 AM
Since he doesn't eat meat it will be hard to get enough protein for the trip
 
2013-02-25 10:00:18 AM
Whether or not he does it successfully, he still won't get her to love him back the way he wants to make love to her.  Dude, give up and find a different friend that isn't so hard to please.

Three boobs went into the Antarctic wilderness, how many will come out?
 
2013-02-25 10:28:56 AM
When you say nipply, do you mean like Anne Hathaway last night? That was hawt.
 
2013-02-25 10:29:59 AM
Well, that pink sled will make it easier for the air rescue to spot his frozen corpse...
 
2013-02-25 10:31:05 AM
Komen would sue if they could
 
2013-02-25 10:31:35 AM
Why do people do these things? Worst part, I don't think he can see the boobs from inside the sled so he can't even fap to it during those lonely nights at sea.
 
2013-02-25 10:35:01 AM
I prefer real boobs.  Unimpressed.
 
2013-02-25 10:35:35 AM
Boob sled?

Why doesn't this story have the HERO tag?!
 
2013-02-25 10:37:58 AM
Yo dawg, I heard you like boobs, so... Oh damn, it doesn't work.
 
2013-02-25 10:38:00 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Worst part, I don't think he can see the boobs from inside the sled so he can't even fap to it during those lonely nights at sea.


Still, "Pink Boob Sled" will make a great name for my new avant-garde rock band.
 
2013-02-25 10:39:12 AM
It's a good thing he doesn't have boobs because he's going to lose those feet to this foolishness, mark my words.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-25 10:39:22 AM
I wish him all the breast.
 
2013-02-25 10:39:23 AM

GORDON: I prefer real boobs.  Unimpressed.


I hear DC is full of them.
 
2013-02-25 10:39:44 AM
According to my research, this is the first sled that doubles as a motorboat, ever.
 
2013-02-25 10:40:04 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: Since he doesn't eat meat it will be hard to get enough protein for the trip


I'd like to take a moment to thank him for his prior military service.
 
2013-02-25 10:48:58 AM

strangeluck: Boob sled?

Why doesn't this story have the HERO tag?!


Yeah, they had me at "boob sled".

I like boobs.
 
2013-02-25 10:51:32 AM
I wonder if he's paying his protection money to Planned Parenthood... Because that's what actually matters....

This seems like an odd way to raise money to me but if it works... hey...
 
2013-02-25 10:53:12 AM

SpdrJay: Well, that pink sled will make it easier for the air rescue to spot his frozen corpse...


I was actually thinking that Pink makes a lot of sense for this kind of venture in case he needs help.
 
2013-02-25 10:53:19 AM
Don't you mean ..'.a tit bit nipply', followed by, 'we'll keep you abreast of this titillating tale'
 
2013-02-25 10:54:36 AM

strangeluck: Boob sled?

Why doesn't this story have the HERO tag?!


200 years from now, the Discovery Channel will run a special...first Shackelton...then Boob Sled.  It will be based on the 200 year anniversary archeology dig finding this guy and a 1995 playboy and some hand lotion with his boob sled.
 
2013-02-25 11:02:04 AM
Doesn't "Antarctic" signify southern pole while "arctic" signifies northern? Maybe not, but if so I have no actual idea where this guy is headed.
 
2013-02-25 11:07:07 AM
that sled's the tits!
 
2013-02-25 11:09:26 AM

Luminaro: Doesn't "Antarctic" signify southern pole while "arctic" signifies northern? Maybe not, but if so I have no actual idea where this guy is headed.


FTA: Gold Coast veterinarian Geoff Wilson has just jetted off for the Arctic Circle in Canada to prepare for a gruelling record attempt at crossing the Antarctic with only his feet and a giant pair of fibreglass breasts. - i.e. he's going to the Arctic now, to train for his Antarctic trip in November.

/reading is like, hard and stuff
 
2013-02-25 11:15:26 AM
This is too dumb to comment upon

/comment
 
2013-02-25 11:15:29 AM
He hopes to start the journey in early November, when weather conditions on the vast southern continent are at their most favourable.

Gee, it's nice that conditions in Antarctica will be most favourable, but this boob will be in the Arctic.  Does that mean conditions will be their most unfavorable?
 
2013-02-25 11:15:30 AM

puckrock2000: Luminaro: Doesn't "Antarctic" signify southern pole while "arctic" signifies northern? Maybe not, but if so I have no actual idea where this guy is headed.

FTA: Gold Coast veterinarian Geoff Wilson has just jetted off for the Arctic Circle in Canada to prepare for a gruelling record attempt at crossing the Antarctic with only his feet and a giant pair of fibreglass breasts. - i.e. he's going to the Arctic now, to train for his Antarctic trip in November.

/reading is like, hard and stuff


If he doesn't prepare in the South, how is he going to handle surprise penguins?  This guy is gonna die.
 
2013-02-25 11:16:20 AM
He'll be lost, and in 100 or so years, they will find the top of that sled and wonder how boobs got there.  Their first guess will be aliens.
 
2013-02-25 11:17:46 AM
FTFA:He will only be able to carry enough supplies for 80 days and will rely on radio contact with Russian and American research stations in case anything goes wrong.

Kind of a bizarre choice of lifelines, considering those two countries are located at the opposite pole from where the headline says this guy is going to be taking his expedition.
 
2013-02-25 11:20:13 AM
He should bring a diary to write down his mammaries.
 
2013-02-25 11:26:51 AM
Oh for crying out farkling loud. We get it, breast cancer exists. Stop with the farking pink.
 
2013-02-25 11:29:34 AM

lack of warmth: He'll be lost, and in 100 or so years, they will find the top of that sled and wonder how boobs got there.  Their first guess will be aliens.


Only if he found an under the ice pyramid
 
2013-02-25 11:29:35 AM
Not impressed:

i432.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-25 11:32:23 AM
I hope anybody that cares about him already knows where he wants to be buried, or at least where he wants his marker.
 
2013-02-25 11:33:07 AM
Ummm, if he's going to be crossing the Antarctic, he's going to have a long trip south from the Arctic first!  Who the hell wrote this article anyway?
 
2013-02-25 11:49:22 AM
SO TIRED of all the creepy fawning over breast cancer charities.  Lung cancer kills more women and colon cancer kills more women.  Where's the guy with the colon-sled crossing the Antarctic?  Oh right - people just like taling about boobs.

"My charity is raising awareness" == "I'm pocketing all the money"
 
2013-02-25 11:54:02 AM

noitsnot: SO TIRED of all the creepy fawning over breast cancer charities.  Lung cancer kills more women and colon cancer kills more women.  Where's the guy with the colon-sled crossing the Antarctic?  Oh right - people just like taling about boobs.

"My charity is raising awareness" == "I'm pocketing all the money"


Meant to include citation:

http://www.cancer.gov/cancertopics/types/commoncancers

And correction - colon cancer doesn't kill more women, but it does kill more people.
 
2013-02-25 12:00:10 PM
He should have a team of boobies pulling his boobies.

www.factzoo.com

/boobies
 
2013-02-25 12:03:13 PM
I guess he will redefine the phrase:  "Colder than a witches tit".
 
2013-02-25 12:07:52 PM

sprag: Not impressed:


I was rather expecting this approach to his outfitting
 
2013-02-25 12:10:50 PM
I always knew that Canada encompassed part of the South Pole.  I also know that Quicheland is a province in southern France.
 
2013-02-25 12:15:58 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-25 12:23:20 PM
Bet he forgets to bring a nipple wrench.
 
2013-02-25 12:46:11 PM

THX 1138: FTFA:He will only be able to carry enough supplies for 80 days and will rely on radio contact with Russian and American research stations in case anything goes wrong.

Kind of a bizarre choice of lifelines, considering those two countries are located at the opposite pole from where the headline says this guy is going to be taking his expedition.


Presumably like Amundsen-Scott and McMurdo.
 
2013-02-25 12:46:33 PM
Blue-footed boobies. I calls 'em Tory Birds.

The Red-footed boobies are called Liberals.
 
2013-02-25 12:48:12 PM
Giant breasts prefer a temperate climate.
30.media.tumblr.com
/and they're treacherous
 
2013-02-25 12:57:48 PM
If there is one thing we know about giant breasts, it is that they usually travel in pairs.

Scene from Woody Allen's Everything You've Always Wanted to Know about Sex But Were Afraid to Ask*.

A lot of people complain there are no black men in his movies, but there's one in this movie. One of the sperm in the ejaculation scene is black. He vocalizes his confusion by repeating "What am I doing here?)
So is the Wizard in the medieval sketch. Mind you, IIRC, it's the same actor in two roles.

But don't say that Woody Allen never has any black people in his movies. He may not have any black people in his social set, but then what are the odds? He lives in one of the most expensive and exclusive buildings on Central Park, the Dakota. The name tries to tell you how many black people live there. The waiting list is longer than the history of slavery in America. I'm just saying you shouldn't expect a lot of black people in Woody Allen movies because that's not the world he lives in, unless you count Knicks games.

But I digress. Back to the boobies.
 
2013-02-25 12:59:09 PM

MikeBoomshadow: sprag: Not impressed:

I was rather expecting this approach to his outfitting


"Oh dear! My earmuffs seem to have fallen down."
 
2013-02-25 01:02:36 PM
If I hadn't stopped to make that bad booby joke, I might have gotten my Woody Allen reference in before Mbooda's.

Why Mbooda? Was Mbooty taken? Is Mbooda a Buddhist? Inquiring minds want to know.

But then, as educatars say, inquiring minds, fark 'em!

Back to our sheep boobies.
 
2013-02-25 01:03:04 PM
It's for charity.
What is your fark handle, Dr. Wilson?
 
2013-02-25 01:05:17 PM

brantgoose: Why Mbooda? Was Mbooty taken? Is Mbooda a Buddhist? Inquiring minds want to know.


It's my name.  See profile.

/yes, booda was taken
 
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