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(Opposing Views)   Dog stranded on ice float for more than a week follows kayaker's instructions and arrives safely on land   ( divider line
    More: Hero, Lake Michigan, Chicago Fire Department, dogs  
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14660 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Feb 2013 at 8:19 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-25 08:27:57 AM  
3 votes:
You oughta know by now, that you should never argument with a man in a kayak-ak-ak-ak-ak.
2013-02-25 04:16:44 AM  
3 votes:
Well, you know what they say, you gotta goat with the float
2013-02-25 10:31:26 AM  
2 votes:
Step 1:  Man sees dog on ice floe
Step 2: Man gets in kayak and leads dog to shore
Step 3:  There somethin

2013-02-25 09:05:33 AM  
2 votes:
2013-02-25 02:41:08 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-25 01:17:59 PM  
1 vote:
Well, it's a doggy dog world, submitter.
2013-02-25 11:38:31 AM  
1 vote:

Amos Quito: mrinfoguy: The article: well, written, it was. Helicopter? Hero? Steponavicious?

Neri-jus Step-on-a-vicius

He sounds cruel.

You never Steponavicius dog.
2013-02-25 10:16:15 AM  
1 vote:
Follow up news report:  The shelter puts the dog down after 12 hours because an employee who knew nothing of the rescue came in for a weekend shift.
2013-02-25 09:46:01 AM  
1 vote:
Authorities soon caught up with the dog, however, as he did not have much energy to run very far. The put him in a white utility van and took him to a shelter.

What a racist detail to put into the story. Or pointless. Racist or pointless.
2013-02-25 09:06:07 AM  
1 vote:
The article: well, written, it was. Helicopter? Hero? Steponavicious?
2013-02-25 08:56:56 AM  
1 vote:
Ice float?

This is one of them there eggcorns, isn't it?
2013-02-25 08:34:07 AM  
1 vote:
Floe, dammit, floe
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