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(Opposing Views)   13-year-old girl stabs 13-year-old boy after he steals her bag of potato chips at lunch   ( divider line
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10092 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Feb 2013 at 7:24 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-25 07:55:08 AM  
3 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: Heh, I like how this came from a website called "opposing views". Well that's one way to settle an argument.
He stole the chips, I say let him crash
2013-02-25 07:32:27 AM  
3 votes:
FTA- The girl said the knife was not hers, and that she was holding it for another student.

Not her first time talking to police.
2013-02-25 07:32:19 AM  
3 votes:
I think a larger problem is why this girl felt like she needed a knife at school. Does this boy (or others) regularly harasss her? Middle school was a nightmare for me so I can relate to that. But stabbing someone over potato chips is stupid and she sounds fat.
2013-02-25 09:13:36 AM  
2 votes:
2013-02-25 08:33:17 AM  
2 votes:
I do remember reading somewhere that girls are entering puberty at a younger age now than ever before:
2013-02-25 08:29:08 AM  
2 votes:
jesus people, do I have to do all the heavy lifting around here? 43 comments in and nothing?
-1 internets for today
2013-02-25 07:31:16 AM  
2 votes:
biatch stole his fish first.
2013-02-25 07:28:59 AM  
2 votes:
This wouldn't have happened if... oh, never mind.
2013-02-25 07:05:34 PM  
1 vote:
He stole her property, he deserves to learn a lesson in manners.
2013-02-25 12:04:44 PM  
1 vote:
I was stabbed with a compass (math kind not camping kind) in the arm in the first grade.  I tried to kiss a girl.

Oddly enough, they tend to have the exact same reaction today.
2013-02-25 10:35:44 AM  
1 vote:
Not guilty by reason of temporary insanity. She was obviously delirious with fever for the flavor of a Pringles.
2013-02-25 10:22:40 AM  
1 vote:
Middle schoolers are the worst kind of human beings (while in school). Once home they are who you think they are but man, they truly transform into cruel degenerates as soon as they cross the metal detectors. I am sure it's a defense mechanism but I feel sorry for kids that can't stand their ground.

I am surprised we dont hear about more stabbings. Pencils are pretty dangerous, as are scissors, forks, mexicans and plastic knives.
2013-02-25 09:59:16 AM  
1 vote:

mizchief: Ban potato chips! Somebody explain to me why anybody needs a potato chip.

Now is not the time to discuss more restrictions on potato chips.
2013-02-25 08:48:55 AM  
1 vote:

Marcintosh: What?
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jesus people, do I have to do all the heavy lifting around here? 43 comments in and nothing?
-1 internets for today

Just was I was looking for.

/great minds and all that
2013-02-25 08:41:34 AM  
1 vote:
Well that puts a crinkle in things
2013-02-25 08:13:12 AM  
1 vote:
Let the chips fall where they may.
2013-02-25 08:02:24 AM  
1 vote:
If they ban her knife, she would still try to kill him with something else,  No reason to over-react.
2013-02-25 07:54:27 AM  
1 vote:
.....and he'll never do it again.
2013-02-25 07:53:15 AM  
1 vote:
Who says romance is dead?
2013-02-25 07:45:43 AM  
1 vote:
Are we talking Doritos or Sun Chips here?  It makes a difference.
2013-02-25 07:41:58 AM  
1 vote:
Is Honey boo boo 13 already!?
2013-02-25 07:29:14 AM  
1 vote:
With pic of what a bag of chips might look like.
2013-02-25 07:29:08 AM  
1 vote:
Heh, I like how this came from a website called "opposing views". Well that's one way to settle an argument.
2013-02-25 07:26:47 AM  
1 vote:
...or is it I who have penetrated you?
2013-02-25 07:26:37 AM  
1 vote:
Well he did steal the chips. Sounds fair. Case dismissed.
2013-02-25 06:30:45 AM  
1 vote:
Clearly we have to ban these dangerous 13 year old girls.
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