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(TMZ)   Porn company searching for Lindsay Lohan lookalike, apparently don't realize that they could get the real Lindsay Lohan for the same 50 bucks and a baggie of meth they pay their regulars   (tmz.com) divider line 68
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2013-02-25 08:19:59 AM
Yes, but a real porn actress can be counted upon to feign interest *and* maintain consciousness for almost an entire scene. Lohan would wander away before the donkey was even in the harness.
 
2013-02-25 08:31:15 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Yes, but a real porn actress can be counted upon to feign interest *and* maintain consciousness for almost an entire scene. Lohan would wander away before the donkey was even in the harness.


Hey now, don't leave us hanging.   What happens next?
 
2013-02-25 08:53:05 AM
You get paid in meth to do porn?  How did I not know this?  All this time I could be getting meth in exchange for my dignity and self-esteem instead of money and possessions?
I have been getting ripped off!
 
2013-02-25 08:55:24 AM
I predict this thread will do well, but not as well as last week's boobies thread.
 
2013-02-25 08:55:39 AM
$50 may be enough for Lindsey, Subby, but not for any other regular.
 
2013-02-25 08:56:18 AM
So....they're looking for a dopplebangher?
 
2013-02-25 09:00:48 AM
You'd think they'd go with Marie McCray or Scarlett Pain.
 
2013-02-25 09:03:36 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Yes, but a real porn actress can be counted upon to feign interest *and* maintain consciousness for almost an entire scene. Lohan would wander away before the donkey was even in the harness.

Hey now, don't leave us hanging.   What happens next?


She fixes the cable?
 
2013-02-25 09:07:49 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Yes, but a real porn actress can be counted upon to feign interest *and* maintain consciousness for almost an entire scene. Lohan would wander away before the donkey was even in the harness.


How could Lohan wander away if she was in a harness?
 
2013-02-25 09:14:01 AM

SirLothar: I_Am_Weasel: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Yes, but a real porn actress can be counted upon to feign interest *and* maintain consciousness for almost an entire scene. Lohan would wander away before the donkey was even in the harness.

Hey now, don't leave us hanging.   What happens next?

She fixes the cable?


Don't be fatuous, Lothar...
 
2013-02-25 09:16:47 AM

UNC_Samurai: So....they're looking for a dopplebangher?


I hate you for making me laugh at that
 
2013-02-25 09:18:49 AM
That's not a porn company, that's Lindsey looking for someone to do her court appearances for her.
 
2013-02-25 09:21:42 AM
Most of the women in Private movies are hotter.

/Les Miserables would be a real challenge, finding an Anne Hathaway and Amanda Seyfried lookalike.
 
2013-02-25 09:23:00 AM

farkeruk: Most of the women in Private movies are hotter.

/Les Miserables would be a real challenge, finding an Anne Hathaway and Amanda Seyfried lookalike.


Is Private a movie studio or something?
 
2013-02-25 09:23:35 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Yes, but a real porn actress can be counted upon to feign interest *and* maintain consciousness for almost an entire scene. Lohan would wander away before the donkey was even in the harness.

Hey now, don't leave us hanging.   What happens next?


Jesus CHRIST man, there are some things you just don't talk about in public.
 
2013-02-25 09:23:42 AM
The part she played in "Machete" is her future. Of course, she didn't realize it was just her playing herself, but still, that is her future.

Embrace it Lilo, it is your legacy
 
2013-02-25 09:31:57 AM

LittleSmitty: The part she played some of the time in "Machete" is her future. Of course, she didn't realize it was just her playing herself, but still, that is her future.

Embrace it Lilo, it is your legacy


Any naked scenes were a body double. Notice the hair in the eyes, the camera not on the face, etc.

Most of her character's actions scenes were performed by a stunt woman, too.

So she was in 1% of that movie.
 
2013-02-25 09:35:12 AM
Hard to believe at one point she had a very promising future, hell that could have been her getting nominated or winning an academy award. Now shes so far gone that it really is plausible that she would do porn one day. I have to wonder what kind of people she has around her that make her feel like her actions are good ideas and that's a hell of a bubble shes in.
 
2013-02-25 09:35:51 AM
Oh, and NONE of them look like her. `Not leathery enough.

Porn casting directors are usually lousy at casting lookalikes.
 
2013-02-25 10:01:14 AM

SirLothar: I_Am_Weasel: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Yes, but a real porn actress can be counted upon to feign interest *and* maintain consciousness for almost an entire scene. Lohan would wander away before the donkey was even in the harness.

Hey now, don't leave us hanging.   What happens next?

She fixes the cable?


HAHA!  Nice.  First scene I thought of reading that comment.
 
2013-02-25 10:04:03 AM
Haha, haven't you read the internet? All porn stars are well-adjusted feminists with graduate degrees that use acting in porn to empower themselves and their vaginas.
 
2013-02-25 10:09:36 AM
Meth is for poor people.  Lindsay does cocaine.
 
2013-02-25 10:10:53 AM
I for one would love to see Lindsey look like a melted candle at the end of the money shot.
 
2013-02-25 10:48:27 AM
The question is what era LiLo lookalike do you want? Mean Girls Lindsay, yes please. Duck Lips Lindsay, not so much.
 
2013-02-25 10:52:30 AM
My nomination:

Natasha Nice
 
2013-02-25 10:57:56 AM
Did Faye Reagan quit the biz? If not she's probably the best you're gonna get.
 
2013-02-25 11:02:17 AM

UNC_Samurai: So....they're looking for a dopplebangher?


Best sniglet of the year.
 
2013-02-25 11:06:55 AM

Arkanaut: Meth is for poor people.  Lindsay does cocaine.


Lindsay's broke. But where there's a dick, there's a way.
 
2013-02-25 11:39:26 AM

geo9270: Did Faye Reagan quit the biz? If not she's probably the best you're gonna get.


Fact.

Odd note/question: I once read an article about "the biz" that interviewed her and the writer noted she was "best known for her intense anal scenes." Do I live in a strangely specific shell of censure or was that writer talking out of their ass?
 
2013-02-25 11:52:28 AM

Mugato: Arkanaut: Meth is for poor people.  Lindsay does cocaine.

Lindsay's broke. But where there's a dick, there's a way.


Like a shotgun?
 
2013-02-25 11:59:07 AM
we got kirstin dunst already covered.

Misti Dawn
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2013-02-25 11:59:58 AM

UNC_Samurai: So....they're looking for a dopplebangher?


And now I've got tea up my nose. I hate you.
 
2013-02-25 12:08:36 PM

mentallo69: we got kirstin dunst already covered.

Misti Dawn
[farm5.static.flickr.com image 333x500]


She's like the girl next door.

*scrolls below neck line*

...if you live next door to a methadone clinic.
 
2013-02-25 12:10:17 PM

Mugato: mentallo69: we got kirstin dunst already covered.

Misti Dawn
[farm5.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

She's like the girl next door.

*scrolls below neck line*

...if you live next door to a methadone clinic.


never said anything about that. JUst that she looks like Kirstin Dunst
 
2013-02-25 12:15:51 PM

Mugato: mentallo69: we got kirstin dunst already covered.

Misti Dawn
[farm5.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

She's like the girl next door.

*scrolls below neck line*

...if you live next door to a methadone clinic.


If you enjoy porn in the modern day you have to develop an appreciation for tattoos. Ink is the silicone of yesteryear.
 
2013-02-25 12:25:25 PM
Wonder if they need an Amanda Bynes look-a-like, too. You know, just to be safe as their stories are almost interchangeable.
 
2013-02-25 12:25:41 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Mugato: mentallo69: we got kirstin dunst already covered.

Misti Dawn
[farm5.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

She's like the girl next door.

*scrolls below neck line*

...if you live next door to a methadone clinic.

If you enjoy porn in the modern day you have to develop an appreciation for tattoos. Ink is the silicone of yesteryear.


I am actually quite fond of tattoos
 
2013-02-25 12:43:54 PM
Don't porn actresses have to pass an STD test.  That could be a big hurdle for LiLo
 
2013-02-25 01:06:47 PM

UNC_Samurai: So....they're looking for a dopplebangher?


*Slow Clap*
 
2013-02-25 01:08:01 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Mugato: mentallo69: we got kirstin dunst already covered.

Misti Dawn
[farm5.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

She's like the girl next door.

*scrolls below neck line*

...if you live next door to a methadone clinic.

If you enjoy porn in the modern day you have to develop an appreciation for tattoos. Ink is the silicone of yesteryear.


I certainly hope this doesn't become a thread dedicated to people's favorite tattooed porn actresses, filled with pics and NSFW links.  That would be intolerable.
 
2013-02-25 01:09:59 PM

born_yesterday: I certainly hope this doesn't become a thread dedicated to people's favorite tattooed porn actresses, filled with pics and NSFW links. That would be intolerable.


waiting....
 
2013-02-25 01:19:31 PM

UNC_Samurai: So....they're looking for a dopplebangher?


Aaaaaaaaaaaand you magnificent bastard.
 
2013-02-25 01:21:22 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Mugato: mentallo69: we got kirstin dunst already covered.

Misti Dawn
[farm5.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

She's like the girl next door.

*scrolls below neck line*

...if you live next door to a methadone clinic.

If you enjoy porn in the modern day you have to develop an appreciation for tattoos. Ink is the silicone of yesteryear.


....yeah, and this is why I click on vintage/classic pr0n.
 
2013-02-25 01:25:02 PM
Marie McCray is too classy to do Lilo porn.  Plus, we're getting married.

Faye Reagan has herpes.
 
2013-02-25 01:33:23 PM
With the popularity, or at least the sheer volume, of porn performers these days with tattoos, fake boobs, shaved crotches and at least two piercings in somewhere besides the earlobes, I would think that a girl with no tats, real boobs, a modest neatly trimmed bush and piercing free would make people say "Wow...something different!" Eventually, it will happen. No tat/silcone women will be a hot commodity since they're so rare!
 
2013-02-25 01:41:56 PM

mentallo69: we got kirstin dunst already covered.

Misti Dawn
farm5.static.flickr.com


So was she a Marine or in the Navy?
 
2013-02-25 01:53:41 PM
Faye Reagan?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-25 02:10:06 PM
Well, they probably want someone that looks like Lohan before she was so... obviously strung out all the time.  Porn tends to have at least a mild preference for attractive people, in the actresses at least.
 
2013-02-25 02:21:36 PM

Rwa2play: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Mugato: mentallo69: we got kirstin dunst already covered.

Misti Dawn
[farm5.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

She's like the girl next door.

*scrolls below neck line*

...if you live next door to a methadone clinic.

If you enjoy porn in the modern day you have to develop an appreciation for tattoos. Ink is the silicone of yesteryear.

....yeah, and this is why I click on vintage/classic pr0n.


I'm not a big fan of watching VHS rips. Thank technological advancement for HD recording so I may see every pockmark, scar and blemish in perfect clarity.

born_yesterday: I certainly hope this doesn't become a thread dedicated to people's favorite tattooed porn actresses, filled with pics and NSFW links.  That would be intolerable.


If I weren't at other work they'd be plenty of Mariah Mars all up in this thread.
 
2013-02-25 02:30:52 PM

The_Sponge: My nomination:

Natasha Nice


Yeah.  Was going to link to something but now I don't need to.  But they look almost exactly alike.
 
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