ultraholland: Yeah, if your kid's a camper, chances are they're going to go on a killing spree against the most vulnerable targets. Parents, know the signs of camping before it gets out of hand.
Mike_LowELL: anyone want too play me in call of duty my gamertag is sailormoonfan69
Pointy Tail of Satan: It's true though. I play Fallout 3 all the time, and I can't tell you how many real life feral ghouls and super mutants I've killed now. It's so bad, my picture is on the cover of the new DSM-V!
INeedAName: Pointy Tail of Satan: It's true though. I play Fallout 3 all the time, and I can't tell you how many real life feral ghouls and super mutants I've killed now. It's so bad, my picture is on the cover of the new DSM-V!Try living in DC. I am forever pointing out spots to my wife where I killed different critters! People look at you funny when youre standing bynthe Washington monument talking about how you killed a few super mutants.
untaken_name: Deoan: I would bet that a larger percentage of criminals went to public school than played online video games. Maybe we should ban public schools. On a related note, they probably paid sales tax. That should be banned, too. Just in case.They also enjoy the dangerous drink dihydrogen monoxide.
namatad: and are you telling me that all the hawt girls that I chat with in WOW are probably not actually girls??
Maus III: Digipr0f69: wildcardjack: I just watched American Psycho and, even though I've read the book, was the whole homicidal maniac thing just a personal fantasy or did he really get off scot free? It's been a while since I read the book, but I'm pretty sure he spends time consoling someone after her sister had been found... Well, let's just say it wouldn't make even a brown wrapper directors cut.IIRC He had a confrontation with another business guy he thought he murdered in a restaurant.He was ex-term-inat-ed.
Bonanza Jellybean: I used to suck dick for Planescape: Torment. Y'ever suck some dick for Call of Duty?/yeah, that's what I thought
quatchi: Iowa police sound dumb./And fat.
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