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(The Gazette)   Iowa police warning parents that online video games are "a vehicle for criminal behavior" and insist that parents often miss "warning signs"   (thegazette.com) divider line 33
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2013-02-25 12:22:04 AM  
5 votes:
images56.fotki.com

Typical vehicle for criminal behavior
2013-02-25 07:33:38 AM  
4 votes:
I'm a 34 year old man who plays too much Call Of Duty even though I'm not very good at it. The game actually makes me NOT want to go on a killing spree. Seriously, I can't even get a 10 kill streak before some kid blows my head off. With all the guns kids supposedly have at school I wouldn't last two minutes before one of them shoots me and calls me an offensive name while tea bagging me.
2013-02-25 06:26:33 AM  
4 votes:
Parents, beware these warning signs:
IF YOUR CHILD...
...is a bully
...enjoys following school rules, no matter how silly
...shows interest in becoming a hall monitor
...lies to avoid getting in trouble
...lies to get others in trouble unfairly

WATCH OUT!!! These are warning signs that your child may become a police officer. Abandon them immediately*!

/*do not abandon your children
2013-02-25 03:39:50 AM  
4 votes:
img29.imageshack.us
2013-02-25 12:44:52 AM  
4 votes:

ultraholland: Yeah, if your kid's a camper, chances are they're going to go on a killing spree against the most vulnerable targets. Parents, know the signs of camping before it gets out of hand.



1. Stake pounding
2. Bag rolling
3. Latrine digging
4. Hatchet wielding
5. Arson training
6. Disposal of evidence
2013-02-25 05:40:33 AM  
3 votes:
What a boring-looking place,
A bunch of squares,
s15.postimage.org
2013-02-25 12:24:16 AM  
3 votes:
Yeah, if your kid's a camper, chances are they're going to go on a killing spree against the most vulnerable targets. Parents, know the signs of camping before it gets out of hand.
2013-02-25 06:06:13 AM  
2 votes:
I love that they managed to label the XBox as "EVIL" with the evidence tape.  It's subliminally delicious.

thegazette.com
2013-02-25 04:20:51 AM  
2 votes:

Mike_LowELL: anyone want too play me in call of duty my gamertag is sailormoonfan69


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2013-02-25 04:03:34 AM  
2 votes:
Video games don't make you violent.
You want a game that will make you violent? Try playing this one.
Make sure to sit right next to your girl friend. She will wish you dead. Or vise versa.
Either way, there will be no lovin.
img339.imageshack.us
2013-02-25 02:54:07 AM  
2 votes:

Pointy Tail of Satan: It's true though. I play Fallout 3 all the time, and I can't tell you how many real life feral ghouls and super mutants I've killed now. It's so bad, my picture is on the cover of the new DSM-V!


There was a period of my life where I was utterly consumed by Morrowind.  It got to the point where if I was outside for some reason, I would notice various plants and flowers and idly wonder to myself what their alchemy properties were.
2013-02-25 02:30:37 AM  
2 votes:
Stop meeting people online.
Instead, meet people in bars, where they would never lie or commit any crime.
2013-02-25 08:06:53 PM  
1 votes:
The only "violent behavior" that violent video games induce is the violent reaction of wanting to break your controller over the douches heads who cheat at online gaming.
2013-02-25 07:45:36 PM  
1 votes:
Slakers!

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

It will also cause white women to have sex with black men.

/be afraid
2013-02-25 10:30:11 AM  
1 votes:
Other Warning signs to let you know if your child is in DANGER!:

- Repeated attempts to sign "Open Borders" and trade agreements with foreign nations (Civilization series)

- Is caught eating bugs and plants to see what they can do (Skyrim)

- Begins building lots of Egyptian statues to 'gain favor' (Age of Mythology)

- When entering a plaza with a fountain he whispers 'Strategic point identified' (Dawn of War)

- Draws orange and blue ovals on the walls and tries to 'hop through' (Portal)
2013-02-25 09:13:17 AM  
1 votes:

INeedAName: Pointy Tail of Satan: It's true though. I play Fallout 3 all the time, and I can't tell you how many real life feral ghouls and super mutants I've killed now. It's so bad, my picture is on the cover of the new DSM-V!

Try living in DC. I am forever pointing out spots to my wife where I killed different critters! People look at you funny when youre standing bynthe Washington monument talking about how you killed a few super mutants.


I played Assasin's Creed II and fell off a roof in Florence.

Then I killed the pope.
2013-02-25 09:03:00 AM  
1 votes:

untaken_name: Deoan: I would bet that a larger percentage of criminals went to public school than played online video games.  Maybe we should ban public schools.  On a related note, they probably paid sales tax.  That should be banned, too.  Just in case.

They also enjoy the dangerous drink dihydrogen monoxide.


Ban it.  Ban it everywhere.  Especially in sizes over 16oz in New York City.
2013-02-25 08:11:49 AM  
1 votes:

namatad: and are you telling me that all the hawt girls that I chat with in WOW are probably not actually girls??


They are G.I.R.L.s

Guys In Real Life
2013-02-25 06:59:34 AM  
1 votes:

Maus III: Digipr0f69: wildcardjack: I just watched American Psycho and, even though I've read the book, was the whole homicidal maniac thing just a personal fantasy or did he really get off scot free? It's been a while since I read the book, but I'm pretty sure he spends time consoling someone after her sister had been found... Well, let's just say it wouldn't make even a brown wrapper directors cut.

IIRC He had a confrontation with another business guy he thought he murdered in a restaurant.

He was ex-term-inat-ed.


That's why I like the American Psycho mod for Fallout3. Gives a good use for all those fusion batteries.
2013-02-25 04:40:00 AM  
1 votes:
And drugs. They lead to drugs too.

i321.photobucket.com
2013-02-25 02:52:48 AM  
1 votes:

ultraholland: Yeah, if your kid's a camper, chances are they're going to go on a killing spree against the most vulnerable targets. Parents, know the signs of camping before it gets out of hand.


F**k campers, I will find out where they live and kill them all.
2013-02-25 02:52:01 AM  
1 votes:
Sometimes when my wife calls and asks what I'm up to on my days off, I tell her I'm starting a war against America because Washington bullied Almaty again. She just sighs.

/I expect a visit from Homeland Security any day now.
2013-02-25 02:50:31 AM  
1 votes:

INeedAName: Pointy Tail of Satan: It's true though. I play Fallout 3 all the time, and I can't tell you how many real life feral ghouls and super mutants I've killed now. It's so bad, my picture is on the cover of the new DSM-V!

Try living in DC. I am forever pointing out spots to my wife where I killed different critters! People look at you funny when youre standing bynthe Washington monument talking about how you killed a few super mutants.


Bet they never believe who your father is.
2013-02-25 02:49:14 AM  
1 votes:

Bonanza Jellybean: I used to suck dick for Planescape: Torment. Y'ever suck some dick for Call of Duty?

/yeah, that's what I thought

Ok, let's try that again.
I think I've discovered your identity:
i49.tinypic.com
2013-02-25 02:40:36 AM  
1 votes:

Pointy Tail of Satan: It's true though. I play Fallout 3 all the time, and I can't tell you how many real life feral ghouls and super mutants I've killed now. It's so bad, my picture is on the cover of the new DSM-V!


Try living in DC. I am forever pointing out spots to my wife where I killed different critters! People look at you funny when youre standing bynthe Washington monument talking about how you killed a few super mutants.
2013-02-25 02:27:10 AM  
1 votes:
It's true though. I play Fallout 3 all the time, and I can't tell you how many real life feral ghouls and super mutants I've killed now. It's so bad, my picture is on the cover of the new DSM-V!
2013-02-25 02:22:41 AM  
1 votes:
I used to suck dick for Planescape: Torment. Y'ever suck some dick for Call of Duty?

/yeah, that's what I thought
2013-02-25 02:18:49 AM  
1 votes:
In my defense, I never ASKED your little 8 year old whore to email me ictures of her vagina.
2013-02-25 02:16:49 AM  
1 votes:
Did you know that molesters can LITERALLY finger your child's arse over Xbox Live?

The more you know!
2013-02-25 02:15:43 AM  
1 votes:

quatchi: Iowa police sound dumb.

/And fat.


I wonder if they can be called to a dark alley ... to meet with some .... informants
to tell them where the forbidden donuts are hidden !!!
2013-02-25 02:15:10 AM  
1 votes:
Don't feel bad, parents. My sister & her hubby raised four children in a lovely home on a lakefront in a really low crime community with good schools; their kids attended Church always and they all graduated from good Catholic based colleges. And their youngest son wants to be a Cop.

/ breaks my farking heart
2013-02-25 12:55:57 AM  
1 votes:
Remember kids, if someone wants to meet you, be sure to pick a nice isolated spot with no witnesses. And ALWAYS turn off your cell phone before going.
2013-02-25 12:10:53 AM  
1 votes:
wait wait wait
a fark headline is misleading?
and are you telling me that all the hawt girls that I chat with in WOW are probably not actually girls??
sigh
 
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