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(Battle Creek Enquirer)   "The men apparently believed they were safe because they could see the bullet but forgot that the loaded chamber advances when the trigger is pulled"   (battlecreekenquirer.com) divider line 15
    More: Fail, Samuel Castanier, Battle Creek, safe  
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2013-02-24 09:13:27 PM
8 votes:
They didn't even tack on a charge for stealing David Byrne's jacket. Justice has not been done.
2013-02-25 06:56:16 AM
3 votes:
Investigators said the men often played a game of loading a revolver with one slug, spinning the cylinder and then pointing it at another player before pulling the trigger.

Ah, yes, Polish Roulette!
2013-02-25 04:50:09 AM
3 votes:
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I guess we know where Lurch's tailor ended up.  I've bought better-fitting jackets off the rack.
2013-02-25 01:00:22 AM
3 votes:
The gun is NEVER loaded. Always point the gun at anything and everything.

Lessons 1 and 2 of proper use.
2013-02-25 06:17:16 AM
2 votes:
Well, at least they weren't playing violent video games.
2013-02-25 04:57:41 AM
2 votes:

jtown: I guess we know where Lurch's tailor ended up.  I've bought better-fitting jackets off the rack.


This is not my beautiful wife....
2013-02-25 12:47:43 AM
2 votes:

MisterTweak: There is no need to perhaps reconsider if the qualifications for owning a handgun need to be a tad higher than "able to fog a mirror within three attempts", surely.


Exactly.

Which is why this crime didn't actually happen.

The guy never had a gun because it's illegal for a convicted felon to own one.

Therefore, this story must have been planted for political propaganda.
2013-02-25 09:48:31 AM
1 votes:

RobSeace: Investigators said the men often played a game of loading a revolver with one slug, spinning the cylinder and then pointing it at another player before pulling the trigger.

Ah, yes, Polish Roulette!


Not true. Polish roulette involves a semiautomatic.
2013-02-25 06:47:19 AM
1 votes:
I knew a girl in college who, when she saw my .357 on my dresser, asked if she could see it. I opened it and checked to make sure it was empty. From her vantage point (sitting on the end of the bed) she could not have seen firsthand that it was empty. I handed it to her and she immediately pointed it at the TV and started pulling the trigger.

I said: Stop! Are you f*cking crazy!?

She said: I saw you check it.

I told her to never touch ANY of my guns, consider them always to be loaded. She got mad and she didn't touch ANY of my guns again.

(Damn it.)

/Oh well...
2013-02-25 06:44:17 AM
1 votes:

doglover: We have to ban potato clips.


But how will I shovel cleddar cleese dip into my facehole?
2013-02-25 05:38:42 AM
1 votes:

Another Government Employee: Alcohol + Firearm=Darwin Wins.




If not for the firearm, these men would be out there trying to have sex with our daughters and pass on their stupid to the next generation.
Skr
2013-02-25 05:00:52 AM
1 votes:
Ah one of the classic blunders. Right up there with getting involved in a land war in Asia.
2013-02-25 04:30:20 AM
1 votes:

Sid_6.7: 4. Point gun at concrete floor while surrounded by people and attempt to pull trigger.

Yeah, "had a friend".


I'm sorry for your loss.
2013-02-24 10:44:20 PM
1 votes:
"And you have many good qualities," the judge said. "You are a good neighbor, you help the elderly and you are a doting father to your 10-year-old daughter."

But then the judge listed Castanier's criminal record of one felony for making a bomb threat as a juvenile and multiple charges resulting in 11 misdemeanor convictions as an adult including domestic violence, assault, vandalism, and drunken driving.


There is no need to perhaps reconsider if the qualifications for owning a handgun need to be a tad higher than "able to fog a mirror within three attempts", surely.
2013-02-24 09:27:34 PM
1 votes:
Jesus Christ, there should be a 15-year sentence just for being so criminally stupid.
 
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