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(The Sun)   Tan Mom, banned from every tanning salon in her home state of New Jersey, plans to beat ban by moving to London (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 38
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2013-02-24 10:34:04 PM
6 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-02-24 06:29:47 PM
6 votes:
She'll fit right in.
Brits are known for their tans due to the relentless sunshine.
2013-02-24 10:56:55 PM
5 votes:
"I never felt tanning was doing me any harm and love looking like I'm just back from vacation."


Where the fark is she holidaying, the 7th circle of hell?  The heart of Betelgeuse?  That skin colour doesn't occur in nature, she looks like she's rolled in creosote.  I hear Death Valley is nice this time of year, certainly gets a bit sunnier than Chingford.  Or Clacton-on-Sea.
2013-02-24 08:27:54 PM
5 votes:
the sun is not there
2013-02-24 11:03:33 PM
4 votes:

namatad: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!



Clearly she absorbs those attacks. Try Ice.
2013-02-24 10:31:13 PM
4 votes:
If she doesn't want her own tanning bed, wouldn't maybe moving someplace like Arizona work better?  Or Philadelphia.  I hear it's always sunny in Philadelphia.
2013-02-24 10:29:08 PM
4 votes:
I would bid 500 quatloos to see her tan until she catches on fire.
2013-02-24 10:25:41 PM
4 votes:
I don't even like my toast that dark.
2013-02-24 10:18:44 PM
4 votes:
image.shutterstock.com

Mahogany is not a skin tone, damn it.
What does she use as tanning lotion? Lemon Pledge?
2013-02-24 10:50:28 PM
3 votes:
Dear Britain,
You gave us Piers Morgan and in return we are giving you Tan Mom.

Congrats,
USA
2013-02-25 02:20:46 AM
2 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk

prettycleverfilms.com
2013-02-24 11:08:17 PM
2 votes:
pics.drugstore.com
Is this the tanning lotion she plans to market? If so, already been done.
2013-02-24 10:57:24 PM
2 votes:
That woman's gonna make some guy a nice set of seat covers
someday.
2013-02-24 10:46:25 PM
2 votes:

Mithiwithi: skullkrusher: she is straight up Jersey trash and she's talking about her "garden" and referring to herself as a "mum" and talking about her "dreadful" existence? This woman did not say those words.

Yeah, The Sun probably translated her dialect into chav. It's not like we're dealing with a paragon of journalistic integrity here.


they translated it into the Queen's English. She now lives a "dreadful" existence from which she must flee? Yeah, this slab of prosciutto from North Jerz probably said that.
2013-02-24 10:45:54 PM
2 votes:

skullkrusher: Real Women Drink Akvavit: skullkrusher: Sheseala: I somehow avoided this story, was she making the redhead tan??

daughter was sunburned and someone said that the kid said she got burned from a tanning bed. Who the fark knows. This woman is a psycho but this article is a load of horseshiat

Having had the misfortune of hearing her speak for a news interview attempt and now reading that article makes me agree. Unless she has a very interesting case of multiple personality disorder.

/well, that and having seen many Sun articles before makes me agree...

she is straight up Jersey trash and she's talking about her "garden" and referring to herself as a "mum" and talking about her "dreadful" existence? This woman did not say those words.


Get over it. Have you ever seen "Honey Boo Boo," and how they have subtitles?  This is the same thing. They are translating whatever she uttered into their readership's vernacular.
2013-02-24 10:26:00 PM
2 votes:
Eh, as bad as she is it still doesn't make up for the "Piers Morgan" deficit.  However, its a start.
2013-02-24 10:24:44 PM
2 votes:
Chavulous!
2013-02-24 10:22:41 PM
2 votes:
Tan Mo-

gifrific.com
2013-02-25 11:53:10 AM
1 votes:
Is this what they call: "Tanarchy In The UK?"
2013-02-25 04:20:17 AM
1 votes:
skibalaw.com
2013-02-25 03:18:20 AM
1 votes:
cdn.ebaumsworld.com

Not seeing the problem here.
2013-02-25 02:53:30 AM
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: skullkrusher: "It's freezing cold here in New Jersey during winter so I cannot spend any time sunbathing in my garden."

Yeah, I totally believe that this woman from New farking Jersey is referring to her backyard as her "garden".

Ignorance is bliss, moran. New Jersey is "The Garden State". Wow did your Momma raise a fool.

Foxxinnia: When I think of a place that's less of a nanny state than New Jersey, the first place that comes to mind is England.

Just because you toss the salads of diseased street urchins in front of children on their way to school is no reason to sling insult. The citizens of New Jersey just have morals and values. Remember them? They're what you gave up when you were 12 and started doing anal for nickels.

ISO15693: There you go, London. Your challenge is to seem more educated and less small minded than new jersey.

In addition to some of the countries finest public schools New Jersey has over 65 Colleges and Universities. And there is no lack of bright minds from The Garden State that have greatly contributed to most every field of science, medicine, the arts, inventions, etcetera. When you project your own lack of personality, education, contribution and that terribly low self-esteem you suffer from towards others it mirrors what a pathetic POS you are as a representative of San Jose CA. Now get back to work, you have at least a dozen more stray dogs to blow before your shift is over.


One KrispyKritter defends another?

Color me farking shocked.

/Ice it down, brah.
//Your spraytan is showing.
2013-02-25 01:29:00 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-25 12:57:46 AM
1 votes:
"From an early age I associated being tanned with being pretty. I would spend hours sunbathing on the beach or in my garden. The darker I got, the prettier I felt.

She also needs an eye exam.

"To me, London is the perfect place. Nobody will know us and, unlike in New Jersey, I think people are more educated and less small-minded.

Unless you are such an attention whore that you tell the news media that you're moving... AND make sure it's in a British newspaper.  Plus it will only take a few days for people to notice the crispy fried freak walking around their burg.
2013-02-25 12:15:30 AM
1 votes:
Great, now there will be even FEWER white Britons in London.
2013-02-24 11:05:29 PM
1 votes:
mortal. Need edit here on fark... I never see my typos until after I submit.
2013-02-24 11:03:58 PM
1 votes:
1. She looks like one large melanoma.
2. She said: "They told me it was bad and tanning beds cause cancer. But I've been using them for years and never got cancer, so what do they know?"
My dad smoked, used carcinogenic chemicals at work, and had exposure to asbestos. He made similar comments before his lung cancer diagnosis, but no longer made those comments between his diagnosis and death.

I used to open hot radiators for customers when I worked in a gas station. So one day my car overheated, and I gave myself a 3rd degree burn opening the radiator before it cooled. Now I know that I, too, am moral.


Sooner Or Later -- With apologies to The Grass Roots
Sooner or later, cancer is gonna get ya
Sooner or later, girl you got to give in
Sooner or later, cancer is gonna let ya
Sooner or later, cancer is gonna win
Its just a matter of time
Before you make up your mind
To give all that cancer that you've been hiding
Its just a question of when
I've told you time and again
I'll get all the cancer you've been denying
Sooner or later, cancer is gonna get ya
Sooner or later, girl you got to give in
Sooner or later, cancer is gonna let ya
Sooner or later, cancer is gonna win
You say you'll never be mine
But darling they'll come a time
I'll taste all that cancer that you've been hiding
Its just a question of time
Before you make up your mind
And give all that cancer you've been denying
You've been looking for cancer
In all the wrong places
You've been looking for cancer
All the wrong faces
Gotta get ya girl
On this illusion
Gonna save your heart
From all this confusion
Sooner or later, cancer is gonna get ya
Sooner or later, girl you got to give in
Sooner or later, cancer is gonna let ya
Sooner or later, cancer is gonna win
cancer is gonna win
Its just a matter of time
Before you make up your mind
And give all the cancer that you've been hiding
Its just a question of when
Told you time and again
I'll get all the cancer you've been denying
Sooner or later, cancer is gonna get ya
Sooner or later, girl you got to give in
Sooner or later, cancer is gonna let ya
Sooner or later, cancer is gonna win
Sooner or later, cancer is gonna get ya
Sooner or later, girl you got to give in
Sooner or later, cancer is gonna let ya
Sooner or later, cancer is gonna win
2013-02-24 11:01:12 PM
1 votes:
Spontaneous combution is next, spa, spa, I would love to see it.
2013-02-24 10:57:11 PM
1 votes:
When you make Snookie look normal, you have a problem...

www.nypost.com
2013-02-24 10:56:34 PM
1 votes:
Hope she stays away from Los Angeles tonight, they might mistake her for an Oscar.
2013-02-24 10:43:30 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: she is straight up Jersey trash and she's talking about her "garden" and referring to herself as a "mum" and talking about her "dreadful" existence? This woman did not say those words.


Yeah, The Sun probably translated her dialect into chav. It's not like we're dealing with a paragon of journalistic integrity here.
2013-02-24 10:41:20 PM
1 votes:
Very very sorry London please don't be mad at us for this.
2013-02-24 10:40:38 PM
1 votes:
She went black and is taking measures ensure she doesn't go back.
2013-02-24 10:38:44 PM
1 votes:

namatad: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

and wouldnt it be cheaper and easier to buy a home tanning bed??
LOL


Because if she bought a tanning bed, she wouldn't be able to attention whore.

Even funnier, she thinks she can escape mockery and snide comments in the UK.  The people I know over there would pounce on her like a cat, but not quite kill her so they could bat her body around for an hour or two to amuse themselves.
2013-02-24 10:36:17 PM
1 votes:
keep it classy tan mom.
celebrities.ninemsn.com.au
2013-02-24 10:32:10 PM
1 votes:
"It's freezing cold here in New Jersey during winter so I cannot spend any time sunbathing in my garden."

Yeah, I totally believe that this woman from New farking Jersey is referring to her backyard as her "garden".
2013-02-24 10:30:02 PM
1 votes:
I thought she married Zonker Harris and moved to Malibu.
2013-02-24 10:24:42 PM
1 votes:
she already looks british. Ugly and bad teeth. no prob fitting in.
 
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