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(The Sun)   Tan Mom, banned from every tanning salon in her home state of New Jersey, plans to beat ban by moving to London (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 185
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2013-02-24 06:29:47 PM  
She'll fit right in.
Brits are known for their tans due to the relentless sunshine.
 
2013-02-24 07:05:10 PM  
i877.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-24 07:49:55 PM  
The occasional rare mummified corpse aside, I did not realize a white woman could turn that color and not become a corpse herself.
 
2013-02-24 08:27:54 PM  
the sun is not there
 
2013-02-24 09:02:49 PM  
"All I do is cry and cry and cry and I think the only way out of this dreadful existence is to flee as far away as possible.

"no matter where you go, there you are".
 
2013-02-24 09:35:52 PM  
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

and wouldnt it be cheaper and easier to buy a home tanning bed??
LOL
 
2013-02-24 10:18:44 PM  
image.shutterstock.com

Mahogany is not a skin tone, damn it.
What does she use as tanning lotion? Lemon Pledge?
 
2013-02-24 10:21:02 PM  
If she is that addicted to tanning wouldn't it make sense to just buy her own tanning bed?
 
2013-02-24 10:22:41 PM  
Tan Mo-

gifrific.com
 
2013-02-24 10:23:12 PM  
Man, she is just a hoot. It actually says something for where we are going as a nation that she wasn't able to parlay this kerfuffle into a reality show.
 
2013-02-24 10:23:17 PM  
inb4 just buy a tanning bed?
 
2013-02-24 10:24:12 PM  
You all can keep her.
 
2013-02-24 10:24:22 PM  
Tanning beds are harmless...

www.zarinas.com

... provided you wear protection
 
2013-02-24 10:24:25 PM  
On behalf of the USA, I would like to go ahead and proactively apologize to the Brits for the money your tax payers will spend on her healthcare (leading up to her death from cancer) and the subsequent cost of raising her daughter after she's gone...
 
2013-02-24 10:24:42 PM  
she already looks british. Ugly and bad teeth. no prob fitting in.
 
2013-02-24 10:24:44 PM  
Chavulous!
 
2013-02-24 10:25:41 PM  
I don't even like my toast that dark.
 
2013-02-24 10:26:00 PM  
Eh, as bad as she is it still doesn't make up for the "Piers Morgan" deficit.  However, its a start.
 
2013-02-24 10:27:58 PM  
"It has also heaped torment on her other children Ashley, 19, Alec, 18, Austin, 16, and four-year-old Addison, who have faced harrassment and bullying at school and in their neighbourhood."


You mean if your Mom is a complete dumb-ass it may have consequences on you? Who would have hunk it?
 
2013-02-24 10:29:08 PM  
I would bid 500 quatloos to see her tan until she catches on fire.
 
2013-02-24 10:29:30 PM  
ASBO to follow.
 
2013-02-24 10:30:02 PM  
I thought she married Zonker Harris and moved to Malibu.
 
2013-02-24 10:30:31 PM  
You'd think she'd move to someplace sunny- like Libya or Egypt.
 
2013-02-24 10:31:13 PM  
If she doesn't want her own tanning bed, wouldn't maybe moving someplace like Arizona work better?  Or Philadelphia.  I hear it's always sunny in Philadelphia.
 
2013-02-24 10:31:18 PM  
It would be amusing if you could actually quantify self-awareness somehow.  She'd be on the low end, of course.
 
2013-02-24 10:32:10 PM  
"It's freezing cold here in New Jersey during winter so I cannot spend any time sunbathing in my garden."

Yeah, I totally believe that this woman from New farking Jersey is referring to her backyard as her "garden".
 
2013-02-24 10:32:47 PM  
I somehow avoided this story, was she making the redhead tan??
 
2013-02-24 10:34:04 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-24 10:34:27 PM  

Sheseala: I somehow avoided this story, was she making the redhead tan??


daughter was sunburned and someone said that the kid said she got burned from a tanning bed. Who the fark knows. This woman is a psycho but this article is a load of horseshiat
 
2013-02-24 10:34:40 PM  
www.wisechoiceuk.com
 
2013-02-24 10:34:46 PM  
Ugh..she's got that wrinkled leather upper chest thing happening.  Can't tell what's worse on a chick...leather tanning skin or smoker hair.
 
2013-02-24 10:36:17 PM  
keep it classy tan mom.
celebrities.ninemsn.com.au
 
2013-02-24 10:36:31 PM  
Moving to Britain so she can tan because she's banned in all the salons here?  Wouldnt it be easier to just buy your own tanning bed?
 
2013-02-24 10:36:46 PM  
Oh my fraking god
 
2013-02-24 10:38:02 PM  
After reading that article, two things continue to boggle my mind:

1) Somebody married and supports that thing
2) She says she can't sunbathe B/C the winter's too cold in Jersey...so she's moving to London

i.qkme.me
 
2013-02-24 10:38:44 PM  

namatad: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

and wouldnt it be cheaper and easier to buy a home tanning bed??
LOL


Because if she bought a tanning bed, she wouldn't be able to attention whore.

Even funnier, she thinks she can escape mockery and snide comments in the UK.  The people I know over there would pounce on her like a cat, but not quite kill her so they could bat her body around for an hour or two to amuse themselves.
 
2013-02-24 10:39:37 PM  

skullkrusher: Sheseala: I somehow avoided this story, was she making the redhead tan??

daughter was sunburned and someone said that the kid said she got burned from a tanning bed. Who the fark knows. This woman is a psycho but this article is a load of horseshiat


Having had the misfortune of hearing her speak for a news interview attempt and now reading that article makes me agree. Unless she has a very interesting case of multiple personality disorder.

/well, that and having seen many Sun articles before makes me agree...
 
2013-02-24 10:40:38 PM  
She went black and is taking measures ensure she doesn't go back.
 
2013-02-24 10:41:20 PM  
Very very sorry London please don't be mad at us for this.
 
2013-02-24 10:42:12 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: skullkrusher: Sheseala: I somehow avoided this story, was she making the redhead tan??

daughter was sunburned and someone said that the kid said she got burned from a tanning bed. Who the fark knows. This woman is a psycho but this article is a load of horseshiat

Having had the misfortune of hearing her speak for a news interview attempt and now reading that article makes me agree. Unless she has a very interesting case of multiple personality disorder.

/well, that and having seen many Sun articles before makes me agree...


she is straight up Jersey trash and she's talking about her "garden" and referring to herself as a "mum" and talking about her "dreadful" existence? This woman did not say those words.
 
2013-02-24 10:42:38 PM  
When I think of a place that's less of a nanny state than New Jersey, the first place that comes to mind is England.
 
2013-02-24 10:43:30 PM  

skullkrusher: she is straight up Jersey trash and she's talking about her "garden" and referring to herself as a "mum" and talking about her "dreadful" existence? This woman did not say those words.


Yeah, The Sun probably translated her dialect into chav. It's not like we're dealing with a paragon of journalistic integrity here.
 
2013-02-24 10:45:54 PM  

skullkrusher: Real Women Drink Akvavit: skullkrusher: Sheseala: I somehow avoided this story, was she making the redhead tan??

daughter was sunburned and someone said that the kid said she got burned from a tanning bed. Who the fark knows. This woman is a psycho but this article is a load of horseshiat

Having had the misfortune of hearing her speak for a news interview attempt and now reading that article makes me agree. Unless she has a very interesting case of multiple personality disorder.

/well, that and having seen many Sun articles before makes me agree...

she is straight up Jersey trash and she's talking about her "garden" and referring to herself as a "mum" and talking about her "dreadful" existence? This woman did not say those words.


Get over it. Have you ever seen "Honey Boo Boo," and how they have subtitles?  This is the same thing. They are translating whatever she uttered into their readership's vernacular.
 
2013-02-24 10:46:19 PM  

skullkrusher: daughter was sunburned and someone said that the kid said she got burned from a tanning bed. Who the fark knows. This woman is a psycho but this article is a load of horseshiat


Whether she made the kid, let the kid, the kid did or didn't burn isn't the issue.

That beef jerky face (and the attitude behind it), once on the 'Net, was the issue. And an object of ridicule.
 
2013-02-24 10:46:25 PM  

Mithiwithi: skullkrusher: she is straight up Jersey trash and she's talking about her "garden" and referring to herself as a "mum" and talking about her "dreadful" existence? This woman did not say those words.

Yeah, The Sun probably translated her dialect into chav. It's not like we're dealing with a paragon of journalistic integrity here.


they translated it into the Queen's English. She now lives a "dreadful" existence from which she must flee? Yeah, this slab of prosciutto from North Jerz probably said that.
 
2013-02-24 10:47:49 PM  

dopirt: skullkrusher: Real Women Drink Akvavit: skullkrusher: Sheseala: I somehow avoided this story, was she making the redhead tan??

daughter was sunburned and someone said that the kid said she got burned from a tanning bed. Who the fark knows. This woman is a psycho but this article is a load of horseshiat

Having had the misfortune of hearing her speak for a news interview attempt and now reading that article makes me agree. Unless she has a very interesting case of multiple personality disorder.

/well, that and having seen many Sun articles before makes me agree...

she is straight up Jersey trash and she's talking about her "garden" and referring to herself as a "mum" and talking about her "dreadful" existence? This woman did not say those words.

Get over it. Have you ever seen "Honey Boo Boo," and how they have subtitles?  This is the same thing. They are translating whatever she uttered into their readership's vernacular.


her speech is not nearly as bad as Honey Boo Boo
 
2013-02-24 10:48:41 PM  
First: wouldn't buying a tan bed be easier?
Second: knowing from experience, it is farking difficult to move to a different nation.  Why not move to a different state?  Northern Alaska, right up against the north Alaskan coast line is a wonderful place.

And finally: good bye.
 
2013-02-24 10:49:15 PM  
blogs.swa-jkt.com
 
2013-02-24 10:49:48 PM  

Lidocaine: On behalf of the USA, I would like to go ahead and proactively apologize to the Brits for the money your tax payers will spend on her healthcare (leading up to her death from cancer) and the subsequent cost of raising her daughter after she's gone...


Considering they've given us Piers Morgan, Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsey; I think this is a fair trade.
 
2013-02-24 10:50:17 PM  
Why do British papers make up quotes from people? Have you seen "tan mom" interviewed on TV? Do the "quotes" in this piece sound like an uneducated woman from New Jersey said them?
 
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