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(My Fox Chicago)   Here's an easy one. What do you get when a band named Mindless Behavior holds a meet and greet at a Detroit shopping mall?   (myfoxchicago.com) divider line 75
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2013-02-24 03:48:55 PM
didn't happen in Detroit subby.

Ford City Mall is located in Chicago.

/reading comprehension, get some
 
2013-02-24 04:04:57 PM
Civil disobedience?
Anarchy?
Everybody kungfu fighting?
Help us out here subby
 
2013-02-24 04:39:08 PM

sweet-daddy-2: Civil disobedience?
Anarchy?
Everybody kungfu fighting?
Help us out here subby


Pretty much all of that.  Not surprisingly, though, no irony.
 
2013-02-24 05:27:58 PM
Boy bands are the death rattle of civilization.
 
2013-02-24 06:40:00 PM
Ummm, Thursday?
 
2013-02-24 06:40:15 PM
To be fair, this would have probably ended worse if it was actually in a Detroit city mall.
 
2013-02-24 06:41:07 PM
Now a meet and greet with Mindless Self Indulgence...that would be some shiat going down.
 
2013-02-24 06:44:37 PM

Twitch Boy: Now a meet and greet with Mindless Self Indulgence...that would be some shiat going down.


Damn. Came here to say this.
 
2013-02-24 06:45:49 PM

Twitch Boy: Now a meet and greet with Mindless Self Indulgence...that would be some shiat going down.


I was hoping that I was not the only one here who read the headline that way. Thank you sir.
 
2013-02-24 06:46:10 PM
Nice fail subby. It is Chicago not Detroit.
 
2013-02-24 06:46:56 PM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: To be fair, this would have probably ended worse if it was actually in a Detroit city mall.


Detroit still has malls? I assumed they would have been looted into oblivion decades ago.
 
2013-02-24 06:47:23 PM

doctor_sbaits0: Nice fail subby. It is Chicago not Detroit.


And coincidental, not ironic.  Ironic would be if the band was called, 'A Peaceful Day at the Mall'.
 
2013-02-24 06:47:53 PM
Mindless Submitter
 
2013-02-24 06:48:46 PM
Should have gone to see Fingerbang....
 
2013-02-24 06:49:27 PM

FloydA: Boy bands are the death rattle of civilization.


www.1st-art-gallery.com

......And then, to nearly everyone's surprise, civilization took a hard left and headed straight towards the cultural abyss.
 
2013-02-24 06:52:26 PM
How could a boyband cause a violent riot in a shopping mall, what's their fan base, a bunch of 13 year old girls?

*reads article, checks out the pictures* ah.. they're black, everything makes sense now.
 
2013-02-24 06:54:16 PM
ಠ_ಠ

I see what you did there, subby

[Chicagoan]
 
2013-02-24 06:54:29 PM

justoneznot: How could a boyband cause a violent riot in a shopping mall, what's their fan base, a bunch of 13 year old girls?

*reads article, checks out the pictures* ah.. they're black, everything makes sense now.


Seriously?  You want to be that guy?
 
2013-02-24 06:59:00 PM
Um, who?
 
2013-02-24 07:08:15 PM
"Robert" LOL
 
2013-02-24 07:08:45 PM
Is Chicago the new Detroit?
 
2013-02-24 07:09:32 PM

OhioUGrad: Um, who?


Apparently they are a boy band in the tradition of Justin Bieber and so much auto-tune.

/Yeah, I didn't know either.
//Meh.
 
2013-02-24 07:12:07 PM
What a well-spoken group of witnesses.
 
2013-02-24 07:12:39 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: justoneznot: How could a boyband cause a violent riot in a shopping mall, what's their fan base, a bunch of 13 year old girls?

*reads article, checks out the pictures* ah.. they're black, everything makes sense now.

Seriously?  You want to be that guy?


What's got your knickers in a bunch, lovey?
 
2013-02-24 07:16:21 PM
Utter Pandemonium?
 
2013-02-24 07:17:08 PM

justoneznot: How could a boyband cause a violent riot in a shopping mall, what's their fan base, a bunch of 13 year old girls?

*reads article, checks out the pictures* ah.. they're black, everything makes sense now.



Your parents must be so proud.

[PLONK]
 
2013-02-24 07:24:43 PM
s3.amazonaws.com

^ Mindless Behavior ^

media.nbcchicago.com

More mindless behavior



"teens...teens... teens... teenagers... teens... "!!!!!

/Odorless
//Colorless
///And definitely TASTELESS
 
2013-02-24 07:26:02 PM
No way my kids are listening to this crap.  NWA, Slayer and GG Allin is fine, but this?
 
2013-02-24 07:30:15 PM
"Kick this ass!... I'm not asking you - I'm TELLING you - kick this ass!!!!"

/Artie Fufkin
 
2013-02-24 07:34:38 PM

FloydA: Boy bands are the death rattle of civilization.



NSYNC was the most violent.

Except maybe the Monkees.
 
2013-02-24 07:36:49 PM
I don't know, you can never tell by the name, after all there were only about 5 maniacs
 
2013-02-24 07:39:46 PM

Canton: OhioUGrad: Um, who?

Apparently they are a boy band in the tradition of Justin Bieber and so much auto-tune.

/Yeah, I didn't know either.
//Meh.


We're old, get off our lawns

/or just have actual taste in music
 
2013-02-24 07:40:23 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: justoneznot: How could a boyband cause a violent riot in a shopping mall, what's their fan base, a bunch of 13 year old girls?

*reads article, checks out the pictures* ah.. they're black, everything makes sense now.

Seriously?  You want to be that guy?


LSC is right FARK is no place for the truth.
 
2013-02-24 07:44:56 PM
Monkeys See, Monkeys Do.
 
2013-02-24 07:45:30 PM
The new Oldsmobiles came in early?
 
2013-02-24 07:49:58 PM

OhioUGrad: Canton: OhioUGrad: Um, who?

Apparently they are a boy band in the tradition of Justin Bieber and so much auto-tune.

/Yeah, I didn't know either.
//Meh.

We're old, get off our lawns

/or just have actual taste in music


Hey, I had to Google it, too.

And now I'm on a '90s pop nostalgia trip. Boy bands were better then. Still incredibly bland, but at least they displayed some evidence of singing ability.

/Taste, I haz it.
//But also, memories.
///Sometimes they clash.
 
2013-02-24 07:49:58 PM
Yep, shot at Detroit always wins.  Even if takes place in a different state entirely.  Awesome job, mods/admins/whatever!

OhioUGrad: Canton: OhioUGrad: Um, who?

Apparently they are a boy band in the tradition of Justin Bieber and so much auto-tune.

/Yeah, I didn't know either.
//Meh.

We're old, get off our lawns

/or just have actual taste in music



Look, you're old.  It's cool.  I never liked N'Sync or Backstreet Boys, but my mind won't let me ever forget the f--king lyrics to I Want You That Way either.  Know all of 'em, thanks to friends not letting me change the radio / high school talent shows / whatever.  Anyway, enjoy not knowing who the f--k this is.  I know I am.

As for me, I also misread it as Mindless Self Indulgence, so I have Clarissa stuck in my head now, which is okay.
 
2013-02-24 07:51:31 PM
Idiot, douchebag kids show up and break sh*t, cause "yeahhhhh boyeee!"?
 
2013-02-24 07:57:30 PM
Who?

Oh look, it's that band again. And now they have autotune for when puberty hits and their voices crack.

/Or are they castrati?
 
2013-02-24 07:58:00 PM
"So we all just mambo dogface to the banana patch..."
imageshack.us
 
2013-02-24 08:07:08 PM
main411.ca

Jackson 5
 
2013-02-24 08:12:58 PM
FTFA: It remains a mystery what sparked the fight that prompted the mass melee.

I for one wouldn't be completely surprised if it was just a fight that happened to break out at a mall full of people, that fight sort of started pushing people out of the line to meet Mindless Behavior, and the people pushed out of line mistakenly assumed it was an attempt to cut. I'd see that turning into an all out brawl.

Simple fight turns into brawl turns into melee because of a misunderstanding, happens everyday.
 
2013-02-24 08:19:16 PM
And the man at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz

/Ballroom blitz
//Ballroom blitz
 
2013-02-24 08:20:39 PM
Just as the band's promoter had planned it.  Teen mall riot = free publicity.
 
2013-02-24 08:21:31 PM
Here's an easy one. What do you get when a band named Mindless Behavior holds a meet and greet at a Detroit shopping mall?

Um, conscientious and thoughtful behaviour?
 
2013-02-24 08:22:06 PM

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Yep, shot at Detroit always wins.  Even if takes place in a different state entirely.  Awesome job, mods/admins/whatever!
OhioUGrad: Canton: OhioUGrad: Um, who?

Apparently they are a boy band in the tradition of Justin Bieber and so much auto-tune.

/Yeah, I didn't know either.
//Meh.

We're old, get off our lawns

/or just have actual taste in music


Look, you're old.  It's cool.  I never liked N'Sync or Backstreet Boys, but my mind won't let me ever forget the f--king lyrics to I Want You That Way either.  Know all of 'em, thanks to friends not letting me change the radio / high school talent shows / whatever.  Anyway, enjoy not knowing who the f--k this is.  I know I am.

As for me, I also misread it as Mindless Self Indulgence, so I have Clarissa stuck in my head now, which is okay.


That's what I thought it said at first also, then I reread it and then I thought maybe it was just a bad typo so I had to go see the article. Now I am going to have to listen to a song or 2 of theirs, or bust out their live DVD to get the idea of pop music out of my head.
 
2013-02-24 08:22:28 PM
Ooo, ooo!  I know...a chimpout?
 
2013-02-24 08:31:12 PM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: FTFA: It remains a mystery what sparked the fight that prompted the mass melee.

I for one wouldn't be completely surprised if it was just a fight that happened to break out at a mall full of people, that fight sort of started pushing people out of the line to meet Mindless Behavior, and the people pushed out of line mistakenly assumed it was an attempt to cut. I'd see that turning into an all out brawl.

Simple fight turns into brawl turns into melee because of a misunderstanding, happens everyday.


Not in U.S. places like Portland, Seattle, Maui, Santa Clara, Vermont, etc. It really depends on the culture, which for whatever reason correlates directly to how many food stamps and government assistance is doled out. Examples: Detroit, St. Louis, Chicago, DC, Baltimore, etc.
 
2013-02-24 08:41:44 PM
Based on the ironic tag, I will assume they engaged in some sort of activity requiring insight and forethought.
 
2013-02-24 08:42:03 PM
I used to love going to the Orange Julius at that mall.  Now I'm not allowed anywhere near it.
 
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