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(Yahoo)   How can you not love a woman who can cook well, quote philosophy at will, and has a clause in her contracts that forbids editors from airbrushing her pictures to make her less curvy?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 58
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2013-02-24 11:03:25 AM  
Want.
 
2013-02-24 11:12:37 AM  
Curvy is too often just a rest stop on the way to the fat farm.
 
2013-02-24 11:17:16 AM  
"Today, it's all about marketing and people want to know where to place you," Lawson said during an interview Saturday at the South Beach Wine and Food Festival. "And I suppose I just don't care about that."

What you just did is called "marketing".
 
2013-02-24 11:21:55 AM  
...as they show a flattering pic of her where you can't see her belly.

/she's probably wearing spanx in that pic... just sayin'
 
2013-02-24 11:24:50 AM  

SilentStrider: Want.


So much this. Mrs. Speaker and I have a free pass list, people who we're allowed to spend a weekend with without having the marriage vows challenged. Nigella is on that list for me.
 
2013-02-24 11:24:52 AM  
I would crawl naked thru rusty nails and glass just to masturbate in her shadow.
 
2013-02-24 11:43:20 AM  
She's proof there is no God  'cause He'd have kept something that fine for Himself...
 
2013-02-24 11:47:57 AM  

BunkyBrewman: ...as they show a flattering pic of her where you can't see her belly.

/she's probably wearing spanx in that pic... just sayin'


sharpknees.jpg
 
2013-02-24 12:06:00 PM  

clancifer: Curvy is too often just a rest stop on the way to the fat farm.


Actually, she's been all over the place with regards to he weight. She's recently lost a bunch.

Through it all though, she's never not looked anything short of freakin hot.
 
2013-02-24 12:12:09 PM  

johnryan51: I would crawl naked thru rusty nails and glass just to masturbate in her shadow.


it's worth it, too.  trust me.
 
2013-02-24 12:54:45 PM  

Vodka Zombie: clancifer: Curvy is too often just a rest stop on the way to the fat farm.

Actually, she's been all over the place with regards to he weight. She's recently lost a bunch.

Through it all though, she's never not looked anything short of freakin hot.


You just basically asked someone to post that pic of her pre-weight loss at the beach.
 
2013-02-24 01:36:14 PM  

clancifer: Curvy is too often just a rest stop on the way to the fat farm.


ohferchristsake

Go fark a skeletor and leave the real women for the rest of us.
 
2013-02-24 02:03:12 PM  

BunkyBrewman: ...as they show a flattering pic of her where you can't see her belly.

/she's probably wearing spanx in that pic... just sayin'


nowmagazine.media.ipcdigital.co.uk

404 obese belly not found
 
2013-02-24 02:04:21 PM  
And another shot from an even less flattering angle.

Still not seeing anything she should be ashamed about. *shrug*
 
2013-02-24 02:16:35 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: And another shot from an even less flattering angle.

Still not seeing anything she should be ashamed about. *shrug*


Thats because you're not Studman69.
 
2013-02-24 02:21:51 PM  

SilentStrider: The My Little Pony Killer: And another shot from an even less flattering angle.

Still not seeing anything she should be ashamed about. *shrug*

Thats because you're not Studman69.


shiat, I'm straight and I would do her.
 
2013-02-24 03:02:55 PM  
Real women have curves.
 
2013-02-24 03:08:50 PM  
I'd wear her like a hockey mask.

That is all.
 
2013-02-24 03:13:51 PM  

clancifer: Curvy is too often just a rest stop on the way to the fat farm a euphemism for fat


Edited for accuracy
 
2013-02-24 03:14:38 PM  

teto85: Real women have curves.


What about the women whose curves have curves?
 
2013-02-24 03:24:38 PM  
i'd make it jiggle like jello.
 
2013-02-24 03:25:19 PM  
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2013-02-24 03:26:01 PM  
Yea. Shes way hot. And hell, I'll help her burn some calories.
 
2013-02-24 03:31:35 PM  
Know what?  I'll be over here in the "Pretty Sure I'd Hit It" section.

Just thought y'all should know.
 
2013-02-24 03:36:27 PM  
Because she spits?
 
2013-02-24 03:43:47 PM  
TFA:  high-faluten

REALLY?

goddammitsomuch, AP.
 
2013-02-24 03:51:07 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: BunkyBrewman: ...as they show a flattering pic of her where you can't see her belly.

/she's probably wearing spanx in that pic... just sayin'



404 obese belly not found


Robert Smith is being oddly effected by age
 
2013-02-24 03:51:17 PM  
I'm a fan.
 
2013-02-24 03:52:05 PM  

GWSuperfan: TFA:  high-faluten

REALLY?

goddammitsomuch, AP.


Oh, this too.  Who doesn't love the teapot bit?  (Rhetorical...but you knew that.)
 
2013-02-24 03:54:43 PM  
I don't get it. She looks like a soccer mom. She's not ugly, fat, blah blah blah. Just... unremarkable. She's a woman. Who looks like a woman. That's about all.
 
2013-02-24 03:58:00 PM  
Nigella talks dirty:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

/obig?
 
2013-02-24 04:00:09 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: SilentStrider: The My Little Pony Killer: And another shot from an even less flattering angle.

Still not seeing anything she should be ashamed about. *shrug*

Thats because you're not Studman69.

shiat, I'm straight and I would do her.


Almost every straight man would.

Wait ... are you a chick?
 
2013-02-24 04:17:08 PM  

Mayhem_2006: Nigella talks dirty:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

/obig?


i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-24 04:23:17 PM  
Dream woman.
 
2013-02-24 05:09:07 PM  
media.indiatimes.in


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cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-02-24 05:09:25 PM  
Problem: Want
www.superchefblog.com

Solution: Flight
i.imgur.com

(yeah right....in my dreams)
 
2013-02-24 05:13:32 PM  
Love this woman. I was watching her show once and she made a comment about souls that led me to believe she might be an atheist. I checked it out and, sure enough, she is. Or at least she's non-religious. She went up a few notches in my book. So to recap: she's hot, can cook like a mad fool, she's hot, doesnt give a shiat about what people think about her weight (which isn't even an issue as far as I'm concerned), she injects philosophy into cooking and she's got no qualms about saying she doesn't dig on religion. If I found out she played video games, I would ejaculate on the spot, I think.
 
2013-02-24 05:43:53 PM  
I've purposefully not viewed any images. I base my comments on the contents of subby.

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There is nothing more attractive than a woman who is comfortable in her own skin & at whatever time in life the calendar dictates. Wrinkles, grey hair, extra lbs, etc.  I personally at am a point where all the aforementioned physical bowlshirt pales in comparison to a human (in my case, a female) who's heart, spirit and soul are pointed in the right direction. I envy such people & would consider myself blessed to share time with such a person.
 
2013-02-24 05:47:36 PM  

Mentalpatient87: I don't get it. She looks like a soccer mom. She's not ugly, fat, blah blah blah. Just... unremarkable. She's a woman. Who looks like a woman. That's about all.


Exactly. You've just solved the riddle of What Men Want.
 
2013-02-24 05:50:15 PM  
Can't watch her anymore. Wife caught me one day on the couch watching Nigella - open bath robe, nothing else.

Yeah, that's tough to come back from.....
 
2013-02-24 06:10:12 PM  

Hard Nard: Wife caught me one day on the couch watching Nigella - open bath robe, nothing else.


She cooks naked?

/not a member of Fark's Chubbychaser Brigade, so I don't have a cow in this contest
 
2013-02-24 06:46:02 PM  
How can you not love a woman who can cook well, quote philosophy at will, and has a clause in her contracts that forbids editors from airbrushing her pictures to make her less curvy?

Nigella?

*clicks link*

yup, Nigella
 
2013-02-24 07:14:38 PM  
She can cook for me anytime.  The curves?  Who cares?  Pour me a glass of claret, dear.
 
2013-02-24 07:16:07 PM  

HotWingAgenda: Hard Nard: Wife caught me one day on the couch watching Nigella - open bath robe, nothing else.

She cooks naked?

/not a member of Fark's Chubbychaser Brigade, so I don't have a cow in this contest


If that's chubby chasing then roll her in flour and butter and send her to my chambers
 
2013-02-24 07:26:04 PM  

FedExPope: Love this woman. I was watching her show once and she made a comment about souls that led me to believe she might be an atheist. I checked it out and, sure enough, she is. Or at least she's non-religious. She went up a few notches in my book. So to recap: she's hot, can cook like a mad fool, she's hot, doesnt give a shiat about what people think about her weight (which isn't even an issue as far as I'm concerned), she injects philosophy into cooking and she's got no qualms about saying she doesn't dig on religion. If I found out she played video games, I would ejaculate on the spot, I think.


The quoting Bertrand Russel would be a turn-off to me, personally.  I'd prefer my cooks to have a bit of "soul", if you will. But then again an atheistic English cook would be kinda fitting with the stereotype that all their food is bland and tasteless and only good for satisfying basic biological needs.

/Soul or coke usually makes the best cook
//or Colt 45, if my previous exposure means anything
 
2013-02-24 07:26:37 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: HotWingAgenda: Hard Nard: Wife caught me one day on the couch watching Nigella - open bath robe, nothing else.

She cooks naked?

/not a member of Fark's Chubbychaser Brigade, so I don't have a cow in this contest

If that's chubby chasing then roll her in flour and butter and send her to my chambers


She looks like she sweats butter already, so that step probably isn't necessary.
 
2013-02-24 07:31:51 PM  

HotWingAgenda: She looks like she sweats butter already, so that step probably isn't necessary.



But enough about Paula Deen......
 
2013-02-24 08:08:26 PM  
I wonder how loud and long she can fart? Is she a trumpet or a tuba?
 
2013-02-24 08:10:07 PM  

Apos: HotWingAgenda: She looks like she sweats butter already, so that step probably isn't necessary.


But enough about Paula Deen......


Put them together with a Royal Enfield and a sidecar, and you'll have the new Two Fat Ladies cooking show.
 
2013-02-24 09:08:47 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: I wonder how loud and long she can fart? Is she a trumpet or a tuba?


She might be a trumpet now, but she'll be a tuba once I'm done.
 
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