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(Yahoo)   How can you not love a woman who can cook well, quote philosophy at will, and has a clause in her contracts that forbids editors from airbrushing her pictures to make her less curvy?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 58
    More: Spiffy, Nigella Lawson, food festivals, Bertrand Russell, MIPCOM, food writer, Anthony Bourdain  
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2013-02-24 09:54:29 PM

The Billdozer: FedExPope: Love this woman. I was watching her show once and she made a comment about souls that led me to believe she might be an atheist. I checked it out and, sure enough, she is. Or at least she's non-religious. She went up a few notches in my book. So to recap: she's hot, can cook like a mad fool, she's hot, doesnt give a shiat about what people think about her weight (which isn't even an issue as far as I'm concerned), she injects philosophy into cooking and she's got no qualms about saying she doesn't dig on religion. If I found out she played video games, I would ejaculate on the spot, I think.

The quoting Bertrand Russel would be a turn-off to me, personally.  I'd prefer my cooks to have a bit of "soul", if you will. But then again an atheistic English cook would be kinda fitting with the stereotype that all their food is bland and tasteless and only good for satisfying basic biological needs.


For what it's worth, I've tried some of her recipes and the food doesn't seem to be the stereotypical bland English fare.
 
2013-02-24 09:58:18 PM

PJMurphy: Quantum Apostrophe: I wonder how loud and long she can fart? Is she a trumpet or a tuba?

She might be a trumpet now, but she'll be a tuba once I'm done.


That's the spirit!
 
2013-02-25 01:40:52 AM
I can actually do better than the "talking dirty" video.

Enjoy.

http://www.mobypicture.com/user/Bourdain/view/14784154

Posted by Bourdain on his twitter about two weeks ago. Some awesome backstage comments from the delectable Ms. Lawson.

Slamming the champagne at the end just makes it more awesome.
 
2013-02-25 04:22:58 AM
My girlfriend said she would only ever consider a 3-way if #3 was Nigella.

*whew*
 
2013-02-25 08:50:59 AM
You forgot "exercises in just a bra and sneakers":

http://www.fark.com/comments/7477859/Nigella-Lawson-says-that-she-onl y -wears-a-bra-trainers-on-treadmill-Why-did-I-just-think-of-whipped-cre am
 
2013-02-25 11:48:40 AM

Hard Nard: Can't watch her anymore. Wife caught me one day on the couch watching Nigella - open bath robe, nothing else.

Yeah, that's tough to come back from.....



Sorry about your wife.
 
2013-02-25 12:33:50 PM

Echidnaguy: I can actually do better than the "talking dirty" video.

Enjoy.

http://www.mobypicture.com/user/Bourdain/view/14784154

Posted by Bourdain on his twitter about two weeks ago. Some awesome backstage comments from the delectable Ms. Lawson.

Slamming the champagne at the end just makes it more awesome.


That was awesome.  Just that look she gives as she downs the bubbly, you know it's an honest answer.
 
2013-02-25 01:09:56 PM
Her pussy has a constant yeast infection.   No thank you.
 
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