The Billdozer: FedExPope: Love this woman. I was watching her show once and she made a comment about souls that led me to believe she might be an atheist. I checked it out and, sure enough, she is. Or at least she's non-religious. She went up a few notches in my book. So to recap: she's hot, can cook like a mad fool, she's hot, doesnt give a shiat about what people think about her weight (which isn't even an issue as far as I'm concerned), she injects philosophy into cooking and she's got no qualms about saying she doesn't dig on religion. If I found out she played video games, I would ejaculate on the spot, I think.The quoting Bertrand Russel would be a turn-off to me, personally. I'd prefer my cooks to have a bit of "soul", if you will. But then again an atheistic English cook would be kinda fitting with the stereotype that all their food is bland and tasteless and only good for satisfying basic biological needs.
PJMurphy: Quantum Apostrophe: I wonder how loud and long she can fart? Is she a trumpet or a tuba?She might be a trumpet now, but she'll be a tuba once I'm done.
Hard Nard: Can't watch her anymore. Wife caught me one day on the couch watching Nigella - open bath robe, nothing else.Yeah, that's tough to come back from.....
Echidnaguy: I can actually do better than the "talking dirty" video.Enjoy.http://www.mobypicture.com/user/Bourdain/view/14784154Posted by Bourdain on his twitter about two weeks ago. Some awesome backstage comments from the delectable Ms. Lawson.Slamming the champagne at the end just makes it more awesome.
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