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		How can you not love a woman who can cook well, quote philosophy at will, and has a clause in her contracts that forbids editors from airbrushing her pictures to make her less curvy? (news.yahoo.com)		58
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SilentStrider		2013-02-24 11:03:25 AM

Want.

clancifer		2013-02-24 11:12:37 AM

Curvy is too often just a rest stop on the way to the fat farm.

Mentat		2013-02-24 11:17:16 AM

"Today, it's all about marketing and people want to know where to place you," Lawson said during an interview Saturday at the South Beach Wine and Food Festival. "And I suppose I just don't care about that."

What you just did is called "marketing".

BunkyBrewman		2013-02-24 11:21:55 AM

...as they show a flattering pic of her where you can't see her belly.

/she's probably wearing spanx in that pic... just sayin'

Speaker2Animals		2013-02-24 11:24:50 AM

SilentStrider: Want.

So much this. Mrs. Speaker and I have a free pass list, people who we're allowed to spend a weekend with without having the marriage vows challenged. Nigella is on that list for me.

johnryan51		2013-02-24 11:24:52 AM

I would crawl naked thru rusty nails and glass just to masturbate in her shadow.

PhiloeBedoe		2013-02-24 11:43:20 AM

She's proof there is no God 'cause He'd have kept something that fine for Himself...

Dinki		2013-02-24 11:47:57 AM

BunkyBrewman: ...as they show a flattering pic of her where you can't see her belly.

/she's probably wearing spanx in that pic... just sayin'

sharpknees.jpg

Vodka Zombie		2013-02-24 12:06:00 PM

clancifer: Curvy is too often just a rest stop on the way to the fat farm.

Actually, she's been all over the place with regards to he weight. She's recently lost a bunch.

Through it all though, she's never not looked anything short of freakin hot.

elvisaintdead		2013-02-24 12:12:09 PM

johnryan51: I would crawl naked thru rusty nails and glass just to masturbate in her shadow.

it's worth it, too. trust me.

FirstNationalBastard		2013-02-24 12:54:45 PM

Vodka Zombie: clancifer: Curvy is too often just a rest stop on the way to the fat farm.

Actually, she's been all over the place with regards to he weight. She's recently lost a bunch.

Through it all though, she's never not looked anything short of freakin hot.

You just basically asked someone to post that pic of her pre-weight loss at the beach.

John Buck 41		2013-02-24 01:36:14 PM

clancifer: Curvy is too often just a rest stop on the way to the fat farm.

ohferchristsake

Go fark a skeletor and leave the real women for the rest of us.

The My Little Pony Killer		2013-02-24 02:03:12 PM

BunkyBrewman: ...as they show a flattering pic of her where you can't see her belly.

/she's probably wearing spanx in that pic... just sayin'

nowmagazine.media.ipcdigital.co.uk

404 obese belly not found

The My Little Pony Killer		2013-02-24 02:04:21 PM

And another shot from an even less flattering angle.

Still not seeing anything she should be ashamed about. *shrug*

SilentStrider		2013-02-24 02:16:35 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: And another shot from an even less flattering angle.

Still not seeing anything she should be ashamed about. *shrug*

Thats because you're not Studman69.

The My Little Pony Killer		2013-02-24 02:21:51 PM

SilentStrider: The My Little Pony Killer: And another shot from an even less flattering angle.

Still not seeing anything she should be ashamed about. *shrug*

Thats because you're not Studman69.

shiat, I'm straight and I would do her.

teto85		2013-02-24 03:02:55 PM

Real women have curves.

Towermonkey		2013-02-24 03:08:50 PM

I'd wear her like a hockey mask.

That is all.

jaytkay		2013-02-24 03:13:51 PM

clancifer: Curvy is ~~too often just a rest stop on the way to the fat farm~~ a euphemism for fat

Edited for accuracy

WhippingBoy		2013-02-24 03:14:38 PM

teto85: Real women have curves.

What about the women whose curves have curves?

Tanukis_Parachute		2013-02-24 03:24:38 PM

i'd make it jiggle like jello.

Snapper Carr		2013-02-24 03:25:19 PM

Foobie lover		2013-02-24 03:26:01 PM

Yea. Shes way hot. And hell, I'll help her burn some calories.

ten foiled hats		2013-02-24 03:31:35 PM

Know what? I'll be over here in the "Pretty Sure I'd Hit It" section.

Just thought y'all should know.

iron_city_ap		2013-02-24 03:36:27 PM

Because she spits?

GWSuperfan		2013-02-24 03:43:47 PM

TFA: high-faluten

REALLY?

goddammitsomuch, AP.

spacemanjones		2013-02-24 03:51:07 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: BunkyBrewman: ...as they show a flattering pic of her where you can't see her belly.

/she's probably wearing spanx in that pic... just sayin'

404 obese belly not found

Robert Smith is being oddly effected by age

Smelly McUgly		2013-02-24 03:51:17 PM

I'm a fan.

ten foiled hats		2013-02-24 03:52:05 PM

GWSuperfan: TFA: high-faluten

REALLY?

goddammitsomuch, AP.

Oh, this too. Who doesn't love the teapot bit? (Rhetorical...but you knew that.)

Mentalpatient87		2013-02-24 03:54:43 PM

I don't get it. She looks like a soccer mom. She's not ugly, fat, blah blah blah. Just... unremarkable. She's a woman. Who looks like a woman. That's about all.

Mayhem_2006		2013-02-24 03:58:00 PM

Nigella talks dirty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

/obig?

BigLuca		2013-02-24 04:00:09 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: SilentStrider: The My Little Pony Killer: And another shot from an even less flattering angle.

Still not seeing anything she should be ashamed about. *shrug*

Thats because you're not Studman69.

shiat, I'm straight and I would do her.

Almost every straight man would.

Wait ... are you a chick?

Thanks for the Meme-ries		2013-02-24 04:17:08 PM

Mayhem_2006: Nigella talks dirty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

/obig?

i291.photobucket.com

PapaChester		2013-02-24 04:23:17 PM

Dream woman.

Apos		2013-02-24 05:09:07 PM

homelessdude		2013-02-24 05:09:25 PM

Problem: Want
www.superchefblog.com

Solution: Flight
i.imgur.com

(yeah right....in my dreams)

FedExPope		2013-02-24 05:13:32 PM

Love this woman. I was watching her show once and she made a comment about souls that led me to believe she might be an atheist. I checked it out and, sure enough, she is. Or at least she's non-religious. She went up a few notches in my book. So to recap: she's hot, can cook like a mad fool, she's hot, doesnt give a shiat about what people think about her weight (which isn't even an issue as far as I'm concerned), she injects philosophy into cooking and she's got no qualms about saying she doesn't dig on religion. If I found out she played video games, I would ejaculate on the spot, I think.

bump		2013-02-24 05:43:53 PM

I've purposefully not viewed any images. I base my comments on the contents of subby.

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There is nothing more attractive than a woman who is comfortable in her own skin & at whatever time in life the calendar dictates. Wrinkles, grey hair, extra lbs, etc. I personally at am a point where all the aforementioned physical bowlshirt pales in comparison to a human (in my case, a female) who's heart, spirit and soul are pointed in the right direction. I envy such people & would consider myself blessed to share time with such a person.

WhippingBoy		2013-02-24 05:47:36 PM

Mentalpatient87: I don't get it. She looks like a soccer mom. She's not ugly, fat, blah blah blah. Just... unremarkable. She's a woman. Who looks like a woman. That's about all.

Exactly. You've just solved the riddle of What Men Want.

Hard Nard		2013-02-24 05:50:15 PM

Can't watch her anymore. Wife caught me one day on the couch watching Nigella - open bath robe, nothing else.

Yeah, that's tough to come back from.....

HotWingAgenda		2013-02-24 06:10:12 PM

Hard Nard: Wife caught me one day on the couch watching Nigella - open bath robe, nothing else.

She cooks naked?

/not a member of Fark's Chubbychaser Brigade, so I don't have a cow in this contest

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2013-02-24 06:46:02 PM

How can you not love a woman who can cook well, quote philosophy at will, and has a clause in her contracts that forbids editors from airbrushing her pictures to make her less curvy?

Nigella?

*clicks link*

yup, Nigella

Another Government Employee		2013-02-24 07:14:38 PM

She can cook for me anytime. The curves? Who cares? Pour me a glass of claret, dear.

Smeggy Smurf		2013-02-24 07:16:07 PM

HotWingAgenda: Hard Nard: Wife caught me one day on the couch watching Nigella - open bath robe, nothing else.

She cooks naked?

/not a member of Fark's Chubbychaser Brigade, so I don't have a cow in this contest

If that's chubby chasing then roll her in flour and butter and send her to my chambers

The Billdozer		2013-02-24 07:26:04 PM

FedExPope: Love this woman. I was watching her show once and she made a comment about souls that led me to believe she might be an atheist. I checked it out and, sure enough, she is. Or at least she's non-religious. She went up a few notches in my book. So to recap: she's hot, can cook like a mad fool, she's hot, doesnt give a shiat about what people think about her weight (which isn't even an issue as far as I'm concerned), she injects philosophy into cooking and she's got no qualms about saying she doesn't dig on religion. If I found out she played video games, I would ejaculate on the spot, I think.

The quoting Bertrand Russel would be a turn-off to me, personally. I'd prefer my cooks to have a bit of "soul", if you will. But then again an atheistic English cook would be kinda fitting with the stereotype that all their food is bland and tasteless and only good for satisfying basic biological needs.

/Soul or coke usually makes the best cook
//or Colt 45, if my previous exposure means anything

HotWingAgenda		2013-02-24 07:26:37 PM

Smeggy Smurf: HotWingAgenda: Hard Nard: Wife caught me one day on the couch watching Nigella - open bath robe, nothing else.

She cooks naked?

/not a member of Fark's Chubbychaser Brigade, so I don't have a cow in this contest

If that's chubby chasing then roll her in flour and butter and send her to my chambers

She looks like she sweats butter already, so that step probably isn't necessary.

Apos		2013-02-24 07:31:51 PM

HotWingAgenda: She looks like she sweats butter already, so that step probably isn't necessary.

But enough about Paula Deen......

Quantum Apostrophe		2013-02-24 08:08:26 PM

I wonder how loud and long she can fart? Is she a trumpet or a tuba?

HotWingAgenda		2013-02-24 08:10:07 PM

Apos: HotWingAgenda: She looks like she sweats butter already, so that step probably isn't necessary.

But enough about Paula Deen......

Put them together with a Royal Enfield and a sidecar, and you'll have the new Two Fat Ladies cooking show.

PJMurphy		2013-02-24 09:08:47 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: I wonder how loud and long she can fart? Is she a trumpet or a tuba?

She might be a trumpet now, but she'll be a tuba once I'm done.

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