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(14 News Evansville)   "I'm drinking a Sam Adams in all 351 towns in Massachusetts and I'm doing it for charity," Ruggere said   (14news.com) divider line 40
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2013-02-24 07:15:22 AM
Blech. Sam Adams. I'd rather drink piss out of a drunk Mexican's dick in a Tijuana whore house post intercourse. Anal intercourse. Without washing.

Anywho if you're ever in the San Diego, Texicana area here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking Latina 20-something girls/whores come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say, 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also June 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd and finally on the 26th.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at Dollar General and the Dollar Store and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds
 
2013-02-24 07:18:20 AM

Maus III: Blech. Sam Adams. I'd rather drink piss out of a drunk Mexican's dick in a Tijuana whore house post intercourse. Anal intercourse. Without washing.

Anywho if you're ever in the San Diego, Texicana area here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking Latina 20-something girls/whores come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say, 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also June 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd and finally on the 26th.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at Dollar General and the Dollar Store and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds


yeah but licenses cost $25, and you need to get your credit cards replaced each and every time.
 
2013-02-24 07:19:14 AM
How about I just sit in one place and drink 351 beers to the towns of MA
 
2013-02-24 07:22:19 AM
I sit here in a winter coat and drink grain all day. Who wants to sponsor me?
 
2013-02-24 07:25:55 AM
how about i just stay in florida and drink Sam Adams till i vomit
 
2013-02-24 07:26:59 AM
In a row?
 
2013-02-24 07:45:42 AM
I can think of better beers to dink.
 
2013-02-24 07:53:29 AM

cheap_thoughts: I can think of better beers to dink.


as long as it's not Natty Light (extreme headache at 4am) or Busch beer (body reeks sweat that smells like a tent)
 
2013-02-24 07:58:09 AM
Say hi to Fairhaven for me when you get there
 
2013-02-24 08:00:30 AM
I don't like Sam I am.
 
2013-02-24 08:22:14 AM

J Noble Daggett: How about I just sit in one place and drink 351 beers to the towns of MA


Great minds, etc.
 
2013-02-24 08:22:49 AM
What's going down?
www.damniwish.com
 
2013-02-24 08:24:42 AM
FARK handle?
 
2013-02-24 09:08:20 AM
I sat on my couch and drank 8 Harpoon IPAs.  Watched me some Ribs Paradise followed by Fried Chicken Paradise.  Good times.
 
2013-02-24 09:08:26 AM
I came in here to comment on what a bad choice of beer he made, but I see that's already been covered.  What's his next trick, drinking Yuengling in every town in Pennsylvania?
 
2013-02-24 09:09:18 AM

movieman_1979: Say hi to Fairhaven for me when you get there


I was the prince of Fairhaven when I used to rule the world.
 
2013-02-24 09:31:31 AM
This thread got beer snobbed very quickly. What the hell is wrong with Sam Adams?
 
2013-02-24 09:35:18 AM
I'm drinking a jackhammer at Brew Dog Aberdeen Scotland. Right now. I love Brew Dog.

/csb
 
2013-02-24 09:37:05 AM
Sam Adams is just nasty.  No thanks.
 
2013-02-24 09:37:53 AM

The Incredible Sexual Egg: This thread got beer snobbed very quickly. What the hell is wrong with Sam Adams?


Nothing. People should probably be more supportive. They are the closest competition to the big three, and only have what, 3% of the market?
 
2013-02-24 09:59:57 AM
ironhops.com
THIS IS WHAT WE DRINK IN THE VALLEY

Better not let me catch you drinking that Sam Adams crap...
 
2013-02-24 10:00:18 AM
In before the hogshead of Farkers who only drink a local microbrew that nobody's ever heard of.
 
2013-02-24 10:00:53 AM
Damn!  One post too late.
 
2013-02-24 10:10:35 AM

bim1154: Sam Adams is just nasty.  No thanks.


images.raccoon357.multiply.com
 
2013-02-24 10:34:20 AM

Corporate Mofo: [ironhops.com image 300x265]
THIS IS WHAT WE DRINK IN THE VALLEY

Better not let me catch you drinking that Sam Adams crap...


Damn straight!

/First beer I drank in college
//After my friend ripped a natty ice from my hands and said "Don't drink that shiat, drink this!"
///CSB
 
2013-02-24 10:38:21 AM
Sounds like a huge waste of time to me.
 
2013-02-24 10:54:18 AM
The Zymurgy Snob Force is up early today.  Not everything Sam Adams makes is great, but on the whole, they make some of the better widely-available brew around.  I'll have a sixer of Noble Pils, please.
 
2013-02-24 10:55:04 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: Maus III: Blech. Sam Adams. I'd rather drink piss out of a drunk Mexican's dick in a Tijuana whore house post intercourse. Anal intercourse. Without washing.

Anywho if you're ever in the San Diego, Texicana area here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking Latina 20-something girls/whores come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say, 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also June 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd and finally on the 26th.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at Dollar General and the Dollar Store and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds

yeah but licenses cost $25, and you need to get your credit cards replaced each and every time.



0_o     -_-    0_o
 
2013-02-24 11:10:28 AM

Marshall Willenholly: I came in here to comment on what a bad choice of beer he made, but I see that's already been covered.  What's his next trick, drinking Yuengling in every town in Pennsylvania?


And I came in here for the obligatory "why doesn't he drink a good beer" comments.  Glad to see Fark delivered.

/currently drinking some Alpine Spring from a freshly frozen glass
//delicious
 
2013-02-24 11:15:34 AM

Blahbbs: The Zymurgy Snob Force is up early today.  Not everything Sam Adams makes is great, but on the whole, they make some of the better widely-available brew around.  I'll have a sixer of Noble Pils, please.


I'm a very big not-fan of SA, but damn their Scotch Ale is hands down one of my all time favorite beers. Guess even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.
 
2013-02-24 11:15:39 AM
Does not seem like one beer will last for 351 sips, but maybe the guy is a light drinker.
 
2013-02-24 11:28:44 AM
I don't get it.  Why not go to all the microbreweries and brewpubs in the state and drink something from each one?  We have much more than Sam Adams and Harpoon.
 
2013-02-24 11:33:33 AM

The Incredible Sexual Egg: This thread got beer snobbed very quickly. What the hell is wrong with Sam Adams?


They're probably people that the think that Budweiser are good beers.  I've liked most Sam Adams beers with a few exceptions.  Also for the article, I think the guy just wanted an excuse to drink more, so he found a way to do it for a good cause.
 
2013-02-24 11:42:10 AM
* is a good beer.
 
2013-02-24 11:53:32 AM
it's a great beer, but compared to those Philadelphia Cheesesteak beers, no thank you.
 
2013-02-24 12:01:02 PM
I like the Sam Adams Pumpkin Harvest Ale. A Halloween tradition for me as I pass out candy.
Not a big fan of their other beers though.
 
2013-02-24 12:38:20 PM

Persnickety: In before the hogshead of Farkers who only drink a local microbrew that nobody's ever heard of.


I'll have a Samuel Jackson instead.

/I'll be farking fat chicks in no time
 
2013-02-24 01:09:28 PM
Thank god this didn't turn into another classic Fark hipster spoogefest about everyone's own hometown micropiss brewed at the end of their block by a blind belgian harmonica player since 1956. Real men drink Budweiser, get drunk, party out, f*ck chicks and they don't waste time and money on irrelevancies.
 
2013-02-24 03:14:04 PM
I've lived in about 10 towns in Mass. and I specifically remember one of 'em as being a dry town.
 
2013-02-24 04:27:08 PM
Thank god I moved out of that state. Lived in Boston and the crappy valley. I'll take Boston any day over Western MA. Western MA is the worst.
 
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