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(Yahoo)   Panel of judges makes clear what the world has known for years, "In short, the record shows that there is only one Evil Empire in baseball and it is the New York Yankees"   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 29
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2013-02-24 12:14:24 AM
"This is Ric Romero reporting..."

/not actually in the article
//but it could be
 
2013-02-24 12:16:21 AM
As a fan since 1955 I have only one thing to say.  PLAY BALL!!!
 
2013-02-24 12:17:10 AM
This is among the Universal Truths
 
2013-02-24 12:21:14 AM
CSB:A friend of mine has a favorite baseball team, not the Yankees, and he has told me that if the Yankees don't win the World Series it's a good year.  It's a better year if they lose in the playoffs and even better if they don't get in.  If his team does better than the Yankees it's even a better year.  He has told me that he bleeds ______ Blue.  I believe him.

END CSB.

GO GIANTS!!! Buster is healthy and coming off a healthy year and off season.  The last time he did that he was on a World Series winning team.
 
2013-02-24 12:21:15 AM
I don't even watch sports, and I know this.
 
2013-02-24 12:21:39 AM
There are people living in caves on the opposite end of the earth without TVs, internet or a word of English who know this to be true.

/Go Cubbies.
 
2013-02-24 12:37:57 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This is among the Universal Truths


Don't forget the corollary to this: if you're a Yankees fan, you're a bad person.
 
2013-02-24 12:43:45 AM

GAT_00: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This is among the Universal Truths

Don't forget the corollary to this: if you're a Yankees fan, you're a bad person.


And you should feel bad

/GO GIANTS!
 
2013-02-24 01:16:49 AM
Brilliant slight of the Red Sox.
 
2013-02-24 02:54:26 AM

teto85: He has told me that he bleeds ______ Blue.


Royal?
 
2013-02-24 03:51:11 AM
It is known.
 
2013-02-24 03:55:43 AM

GAT_00: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This is among the Universal Truths

Don't forget the corollary to this: if you're a Yankees fan, you're a bad person.




In my personal experience Yankees fans tend to be better people the Cards or Red Sox fans
 
2013-02-24 04:04:36 AM
o rly?

citythatbreeds.com
 
2013-02-24 04:10:01 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: GAT_00: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This is among the Universal Truths

Don't forget the corollary to this: if you're a Yankees fan, you're a bad person.

In my personal experience Yankees fans tend to be better people the Cards or Red Sox fans




Then Cards or Red Sox fans
 
2013-02-24 08:04:07 AM
For once, the trolls lost in court
 
2013-02-24 09:14:33 AM
Long live the king subby asshole.
 
2013-02-24 09:28:10 AM
Gerard Dunne, a lawyer for Evil Enterprises, said he and his client had yet to figure out whether to appeal. "But we disagree with the opinion, because we don't think "Evil Empire" exclusively refers to the Yankees anymore," he said. "You've seen it used with the Phillies, the Rangers, and other teams."

Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side. Now you will pay the price for your lack of vision
 
2013-02-24 10:08:52 AM
"Execute Order 66."

"What, pick up Andrew Brackman's option?"
 
2013-02-24 10:15:19 AM
"Gerard Dunne, a lawyer for Evil Enterprises, said he and his client had yet to figure out whether to appeal. "But we disagree with the opinion, because we don't think "Evil Empire" exclusively refers to the Yankees anymore," he said. "You've seen it used with the Phillies, the Rangers, and other teams." "

None of those teams wear black/dark blue and white so they can't be considered an Evil Empire, fool. Especially teams who have won exactly TWO World Series in a COMBINED 171 years of existence (130 of those by the Phillies alone) while the Yankees (who barely turn 100 this very same year) have won TWENTY SEVEN of the trophies. Out of 109 World Series, the Yankees have won 24.7% of them. That's UNHEARD OF.

Go home and be a family man.
 
2013-02-24 10:44:36 AM
Douchebags
 
2013-02-24 10:59:04 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Then Cards or Red Sox fans


than
 
2013-02-24 11:05:42 AM

ElwoodCuse: o rly?

[citythatbreeds.com image 576x380]


Has anyone ever interviewed that guy to ask him about his being used as the poster child for everyone that hates Yankees fans?
 
2013-02-24 11:53:32 AM
Come october the whole place is a garbage chute waiting to be torpedoed
 
2013-02-24 12:05:33 PM
Dodgers have a higher payroll than the Yankees this year.. just sayin'
 
2013-02-24 12:21:19 PM

The Bestest: Dodgers have a higher payroll than the Yankees this year.. just sayin'


They're part owned by Magic Johnson. Nobody in the Galactic Empire even bothered putting a happy shiny face to any of the awful things they pulled. The Yankees trot out Hank, for crying out loud.
 
2013-02-24 05:21:42 PM
well, Granderson out 10 weeks + with broken forearm from a HBP
 
2013-02-24 06:45:01 PM

The Bestest: well, Granderson out 10 weeks + with broken forearm from a HBP


Over/Under on HR from the Yankee outfield in April: 2

/I'm taking the under
 
2013-02-24 06:52:10 PM

Rex_Banner: Over/Under on HR from the Yankee outfield in April: 2

/I'm taking the under


Hey, I was told that Ichiro could hit homers whenever he wants to
 
2013-02-24 07:23:06 PM

RedPhoenix122: teto85: He has told me that he bleeds ______ Blue.

Royal?


Fodger Blue.  As in Duck the Fodgers.
 
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