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2013-02-24 12:17:56 AM  
I've never understood "resisting arrest" charges, especially when there's no other charges to originate the arrest.

/He got a DWB
//Generally a $500 fine and overnight in holding.
 
2013-02-24 12:42:42 AM  

wildcardjack: I've never understood "resisting arrest" charges, especially when there's no other charges to originate the arrest.

/He got a DWB
//Generally a $500 fine and overnight in holding.


Well, some secondhand sources report he was getting very angry and belligerent, with his wife in the background so scared he would do something that she was literally screaming "PLEASE HAMMER, DON'T HURT 'EM!"
 
2013-02-24 12:43:09 AM  

wildcardjack: I've never understood "resisting arrest" charges, especially when there's no other charges to originate the arrest.

/He got a DWB
//Generally a $500 fine and overnight in holding.


Yeah, it's circular logic.  What did you arrest him for?  "Resisting arrest."  What was the original arrest for?  "Uhhhhh."
 
2013-02-24 12:43:17 AM  
I guess they could touch this after all.
 
2013-02-24 12:47:40 AM  
He could have backed down but he was too legit to quit.
 
2013-02-24 12:47:58 AM  
Please Dublin! Don't Hurt Hammer!
 
2013-02-24 12:51:37 AM  
Funny, he doesn't look Irish.
 
2013-02-24 12:53:52 AM  
You can't pinch this

/oh, wait...
 
2013-02-24 12:56:08 AM  

Lsherm: wildcardjack: I've never understood "resisting arrest" charges, especially when there's no other charges to originate the arrest.

/He got a DWB
//Generally a $500 fine and overnight in holding.

Yeah, it's circular logic.  What did you arrest him for?  "Resisting arrest."  What was the original arrest for?  "Uhhhhh."

...I'm going to need you to GET BACK
 
2013-02-24 12:57:32 AM  
Golf clap subby
 
2013-02-24 01:03:09 AM  
img2u.info
RIP Vanilla Ice
 
2013-02-24 01:05:52 AM  
 Can't Cuff This...
 
2013-02-24 01:12:50 AM  
He tweeted that an officer approached him in his car and asked "Are you on parole or probation?"

"Hey rookie, does that guy across the street look like he's resisting arrest?"

"What, sir? I don't understand, no one is arresting him"

"Look rook, if you want to be a cop, just repeat after me: 'Hell yeah he does, lets go kick his ass and throw him in lockup." "

"Hell yeah he does, lets go kick his ass and throw him in lockup."

"Now you're talking rookie. Now, let's go kick some scumbag civilian ass."
 
2013-02-24 01:19:55 AM  
Nope.  I see it like this:

Do you know who I am?

No sir, who are you?

I'm M.C. Hammer son!

Who?

and it goes downhill from there........
 
2013-02-24 01:20:18 AM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Funny, he doesn't look Irish.


He's Black Irish
 
2013-02-24 01:24:40 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Well, some secondhand sources report he was getting very angry and belligerent, with his wife in the background so scared he would do something that she was literally screaming "PLEASE HAMMER, DON'T HURT 'EM!"


That's just the way he rolls.
 
2013-02-24 01:36:31 AM  
Good....they finally arrested him for this crime against humanity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WYh8uz3pQ
 
2013-02-24 01:43:24 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: wildcardjack: I've never understood "resisting arrest" charges, especially when there's no other charges to originate the arrest.

/He got a DWB
//Generally a $500 fine and overnight in holding.

Well, some secondhand sources report he was getting very angry and belligerent, with his wife in the background so scared he would do something that she was literally screaming "PLEASE HAMMER, DON'T HURT 'EM!"


you win the comment of the day.
 
2013-02-24 01:51:39 AM  
He does what he wants to do, says what he wants to say, lives how he wants to live, plays how he wants to play
 
2013-02-24 01:56:27 AM  
What's a black dude doing in Ireland?
 
2013-02-24 02:00:46 AM  
And MC makes an easy ten grand from da po-lice force for racial profiling and being roughed up for stating the law to the bacon patrol.

/Work in the legal system and you see this shiat every farking day.
//Some people let it slide and crawl into the corner, some people get all up in the cops grill and makes a mega-dime.
//Don't touch dis, nanananna, Don't touch dis, nananana, judgment time.
 
2013-02-24 02:09:06 AM  

The_Sponge: Good....they finally arrested him for this crime against humanity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WYh8uz3pQ


Oh god, I remember that. How farked up is it that in the late 80s/early 90s (whichever) the existence of that show only seemed mildly crazy?
 
2013-02-24 02:19:26 AM  
Tonight MC Hammer is singing "fark THA PO LICE"
 
2013-02-24 02:35:06 AM  

The_Sponge: Good....they finally arrested him for this crime against humanity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WYh8uz3pQ


Is that Al Sharpton at 1:01?
 
2013-02-24 02:35:38 AM  
One sided story, but it sounds like Mr. Hammer got a new source of revenue (can't touch this).
 
2013-02-24 02:40:15 AM  

Another Government Employee: One sided story, but it sounds like Mr. Hammer got a new source of revenue (can't touch this).


When asked to comment on the rapper's version of the arrest, Dublin Police Services Sgt. Herb Walters wrote in an email, "We patrol the area of Hacienda Crossings Shopping Center, especially at nighttime hours. That is about all I can say for now."

The police told their side and it pretty much amounted to "We are the police and we can fark with you when ever or wherever we please".
 
2013-02-24 02:41:02 AM  
Resisting arrest = cop covering his ass.
 
2013-02-24 02:56:45 AM  

Lsherm: wildcardjack: I've never understood "resisting arrest" charges, especially when there's no other charges to originate the arrest.

/He got a DWB
//Generally a $500 fine and overnight in holding.

Yeah, it's circular logic.  What did you arrest him for?  "Resisting arrest."  What was the original arrest for?  "Uhhhhh."


"But officer, I'm not resisting."

"You will."
 
2013-02-24 02:57:16 AM  
Fark the police.
 
2013-02-24 03:00:17 AM  
This isn't a POGs thread?
 
2013-02-24 03:10:46 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: What's a black dude doing in Ireland?


Dammit
My exact words
 
2013-02-24 03:13:21 AM  
I hadn't heard about him in a few years so I took a look at his wiki bio. He's been married for 27 years. He has a whole bunch of business ventures going on which must keep him busy. From what I remember, he always seemed like a grounded and humble man, even at the height of his fame. I'm going to side with him on this one. I really don't think he's a troublemaker.
 
2013-02-24 04:18:13 AM  
First I was like...
i1048.photobucket.com

Then I was like...
i1048.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-24 04:36:20 AM  
Perhaps he was not as legit as was previously indicated.
 
2013-02-24 04:38:40 AM  
Also, does this stem from being in possession of magic shoes without proper licensing?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-24 05:08:41 AM  
You dicks already used up every good pun. There's nothing left here for me, even the black guy in Dublin bit has been done. Screw you guys.
 
2013-02-24 05:26:01 AM  
 
2013-02-24 05:31:47 AM  
Wait, MC Hammer is still alive?
 
2013-02-24 06:39:31 AM  
Uh oh, uh oh, here comes the gavel!
 
2013-02-24 06:56:40 AM  
It's been all downhill since he had to sell his mansion to Homer Simpson
 
2013-02-24 07:22:56 AM  
Nigg* was wearing a hoodie, fo' real, Nubian please!
 
2013-02-24 07:44:15 AM  
 
2013-02-24 07:46:08 AM  
Hammer is an Uncle Tom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7rxgVepzmU
This link needs to end with a 'no homo' in the URL.
 
2013-02-24 07:58:32 AM  
can't touch this
 
2013-02-24 08:17:31 AM  
I wish he had had more hits so I could reference one that no one else had.
 
2013-02-24 08:19:08 AM  
Great. Now that he's behind bars someone shank him for introducing those stupid pants.
 
2013-02-24 09:18:09 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: What's a black dude doing in Ireland?


keeping it realer than real like Eddie F'n Murphy yo.
 
2013-02-24 09:42:48 AM  

RevRaven: Perhaps he was not as legit as was previously indicated.


He got it started, though.
 
2013-02-24 09:43:59 AM  
What failed exactly? Some guy gets arrested for minding his own business or that people are more concerned with making a wise crack than to be outraged?
 
2013-02-24 10:25:54 AM  
"Damn Hammer......had you bad mouthed cops in yo'raps like I did......u be playing cops instead of getting popped by them - "

Ice-T
 
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