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wildcardjack		2013-02-24 12:17:56 AM

I've never understood "resisting arrest" charges, especially when there's no other charges to originate the arrest.

/He got a DWB
//Generally a $500 fine and overnight in holding.

FirstNationalBastard		2013-02-24 12:42:42 AM

wildcardjack: I've never understood "resisting arrest" charges, especially when there's no other charges to originate the arrest.

/He got a DWB
//Generally a $500 fine and overnight in holding.

Well, some secondhand sources report he was getting very angry and belligerent, with his wife in the background so scared he would do something that she was literally screaming "PLEASE HAMMER, DON'T HURT 'EM!"

Lsherm		2013-02-24 12:43:09 AM

wildcardjack: I've never understood "resisting arrest" charges, especially when there's no other charges to originate the arrest.

/He got a DWB
//Generally a $500 fine and overnight in holding.

Yeah, it's circular logic. What did you arrest him for? "Resisting arrest." What was the original arrest for? "Uhhhhh."

Fluorescent Testicle		2013-02-24 12:43:17 AM

I guess they could touch this after all.

JasonOfOrillia		2013-02-24 12:47:40 AM

He could have backed down but he was too legit to quit.

mat catastrophe		2013-02-24 12:47:58 AM

Please Dublin! Don't Hurt Hammer!

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick		2013-02-24 12:51:37 AM

Funny, he doesn't look Irish.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2013-02-24 12:53:52 AM

You can't pinch this

/oh, wait...

you are a puppet		2013-02-24 12:56:08 AM

Lsherm: wildcardjack: I've never understood "resisting arrest" charges, especially when there's no other charges to originate the arrest.

/He got a DWB
//Generally a $500 fine and overnight in holding.

Yeah, it's circular logic. What did you arrest him for? "Resisting arrest." What was the original arrest for? ~~"Uhhhhh."~~ ...I'm going to need you to GET BACK

Bslasch		2013-02-24 12:57:32 AM

Golf clap subby

LesserEvil		2013-02-24 01:03:09 AM

RIP Vanilla Ice

Mr. Shabooboo		2013-02-24 01:05:52 AM

Can't Cuff This...

MurphyMurphy		2013-02-24 01:12:50 AM

He tweeted that an officer approached him in his car and asked "Are you on parole or probation?"

"Hey rookie, does that guy across the street look like he's resisting arrest?"

"What, sir? I don't understand, no one is arresting him"

"Look rook, if you want to be a cop, just repeat after me: 'Hell yeah he does, lets go kick his ass and throw him in lockup." "

"Hell yeah he does, lets go kick his ass and throw him in lockup."

"Now you're talking rookie. Now, let's go kick some scumbag civilian ass."

Shine On You Crazy Diamond		2013-02-24 01:19:55 AM

Nope. I see it like this:

Do you know who I am?

No sir, who are you?

I'm M.C. Hammer son!

Who?

and it goes downhill from there........

ArkAngel		2013-02-24 01:20:18 AM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Funny, he doesn't look Irish.

He's Black Irish

Whatthefark		2013-02-24 01:24:40 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Well, some secondhand sources report he was getting very angry and belligerent, with his wife in the background so scared he would do something that she was literally screaming "PLEASE HAMMER, DON'T HURT 'EM!"

That's just the way he rolls.

The_Sponge		2013-02-24 01:36:31 AM

Good....they finally arrested him for this crime against humanity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WYh8uz3pQ

The All-Powerful Atheismo		2013-02-24 01:43:24 AM

FirstNationalBastard: wildcardjack: I've never understood "resisting arrest" charges, especially when there's no other charges to originate the arrest.

/He got a DWB
//Generally a $500 fine and overnight in holding.

Well, some secondhand sources report he was getting very angry and belligerent, with his wife in the background so scared he would do something that she was literally screaming "PLEASE HAMMER, DON'T HURT 'EM!"

you win the comment of the day.

chewielouie		2013-02-24 01:51:39 AM

He does what he wants to do, says what he wants to say, lives how he wants to live, plays how he wants to play

Popcorn Johnny		2013-02-24 01:56:27 AM

What's a black dude doing in Ireland?

sheep snorter		2013-02-24 02:00:46 AM

And MC makes an easy ten grand from da po-lice force for racial profiling and being roughed up for stating the law to the bacon patrol.

/Work in the legal system and you see this shiat every farking day.
//Some people let it slide and crawl into the corner, some people get all up in the cops grill and makes a mega-dime.
//Don't touch dis, nanananna, Don't touch dis, nananana, judgment time.

Bonanza Jellybean		2013-02-24 02:09:06 AM

The_Sponge: Good....they finally arrested him for this crime against humanity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WYh8uz3pQ

Oh god, I remember that. How farked up is it that in the late 80s/early 90s (whichever) the existence of that show only seemed mildly crazy?

nigeman		2013-02-24 02:19:26 AM

Tonight MC Hammer is singing "fark THA PO LICE"

MurphyMurphy		2013-02-24 02:35:06 AM

The_Sponge: Good....they finally arrested him for this crime against humanity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WYh8uz3pQ

Is that Al Sharpton at 1:01?

Another Government Employee		2013-02-24 02:35:38 AM

One sided story, but it sounds like Mr. Hammer got a new source of revenue (can't touch this).

ongbok		2013-02-24 02:40:15 AM

Another Government Employee: One sided story, but it sounds like Mr. Hammer got a new source of revenue (can't touch this).

When asked to comment on the rapper's version of the arrest, Dublin Police Services Sgt. Herb Walters wrote in an email, "We patrol the area of Hacienda Crossings Shopping Center, especially at nighttime hours. That is about all I can say for now."

The police told their side and it pretty much amounted to "We are the police and we can fark with you when ever or wherever we please".

Dull Cow Eyes		2013-02-24 02:41:02 AM

Resisting arrest = cop covering his ass.

fusillade762		2013-02-24 02:56:45 AM

Lsherm: wildcardjack: I've never understood "resisting arrest" charges, especially when there's no other charges to originate the arrest.

/He got a DWB
//Generally a $500 fine and overnight in holding.

Yeah, it's circular logic. What did you arrest him for? "Resisting arrest." What was the original arrest for? "Uhhhhh."

"But officer, I'm not resisting."

"You will."

rynthetyn		2013-02-24 02:57:16 AM

Fark the police.

zackthebass		2013-02-24 03:00:17 AM

This isn't a POGs thread?

DownDaRiver		2013-02-24 03:10:46 AM

Popcorn Johnny: What's a black dude doing in Ireland?

Dammit
My exact words

Atomic Spunk		2013-02-24 03:13:21 AM

I hadn't heard about him in a few years so I took a look at his wiki bio. He's been married for 27 years. He has a whole bunch of business ventures going on which must keep him busy. From what I remember, he always seemed like a grounded and humble man, even at the height of his fame. I'm going to side with him on this one. I really don't think he's a troublemaker.

JerkyMeat		2013-02-24 04:18:13 AM

First I was like...
i1048.photobucket.com

Then I was like...
i1048.photobucket.com

RevRaven		2013-02-24 04:36:20 AM

Perhaps he was not as legit as was previously indicated.

RevRaven		2013-02-24 04:38:40 AM

Also, does this stem from being in possession of magic shoes without proper licensing?

2.bp.blogspot.com

MayoSlather		2013-02-24 05:08:41 AM

You dicks already used up every good pun. There's nothing left here for me, even the black guy in Dublin bit has been done. Screw you guys.

lifeboat		2013-02-24 05:26:01 AM

Cellphone video of the incident.

Gyrfalcon		2013-02-24 05:31:47 AM

Wait, MC Hammer is still alive?

movieman_1979		2013-02-24 06:39:31 AM

Uh oh, uh oh, here comes the gavel!

Brawndo		2013-02-24 06:56:40 AM

It's been all downhill since he had to sell his mansion to Homer Simpson

Dialectic		2013-02-24 07:22:56 AM

Nigg* was wearing a hoodie, fo' real, Nubian please!

homelessdude		2013-02-24 07:44:15 AM

Obligatory Video Link
(youtube)

Schroedinger's Glory Hole		2013-02-24 07:46:08 AM

Hammer is an Uncle Tom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7rxgVepzmU
This link needs to end with a 'no homo' in the URL.

Jon iz teh kewl		2013-02-24 07:58:32 AM

can't touch this

CarnySaur		2013-02-24 08:17:31 AM

I wish he had had more hits so I could reference one that no one else had.

indarwinsshadow		2013-02-24 08:19:08 AM

Great. Now that he's behind bars someone shank him for introducing those stupid pants.

RoyHobbs22		2013-02-24 09:18:09 AM

Popcorn Johnny: What's a black dude doing in Ireland?

keeping it realer than real like Eddie F'n Murphy yo.

Marisyana		2013-02-24 09:42:48 AM

RevRaven: Perhaps he was not as legit as was previously indicated.

He got it started, though.

bossuniversalAA		2013-02-24 09:43:59 AM

What failed exactly? Some guy gets arrested for minding his own business or that people are more concerned with making a wise crack than to be outraged?