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2013-02-23 10:54:30 PM
Looks like a dog to me.
 
2013-02-23 10:59:09 PM
LOL subby, nice one.
 
2013-02-23 11:21:15 PM
Wonderful. Please green this, modmins -- let the world know what moronic TV "news" we have in Cleveland.
 
2013-02-23 11:43:58 PM
Looks like a Siberian husky.
 
2013-02-23 11:59:25 PM
From burning bushes to this?

/how the mighty have fallen
 
2013-02-24 12:06:10 AM
What a load of shiat.
 
2013-02-24 12:28:16 AM
Lord have mercy......
 
2013-02-24 12:32:04 AM
Was Jesus some sort of cat faced mutant man?

And really?  You believe your deity has appeared to you in feces?
 
2013-02-24 01:35:21 AM

WorldCitizen: Was Jesus some sort of cat faced mutant man?

And really?  You believe your deity has appeared to you in feces?


The Lord works in mysterious ways. He needed to reach out to that man & the best way to do that was to bless that modern dinosaur's poop. Write it down. 2000 years from now, they'll be passing laws to protect bird shiat. It'll be great.

Amen.
 
2013-02-24 01:35:50 AM
Oh farking seriously?

I don't know who's to blame here.  The dumbass that saw the shiat and said "Ermahgerd Jersus!" or the idiots at the news station.
 
2013-02-24 01:36:12 AM
So glad to see that simple patternicity still makes the "news"
 
2013-02-24 01:36:24 AM
That's it. Im devoting my life to Christ because of this obvious miracle. Is there anyone who knows where I can send all my money right away (because its sinful to have material wealth). Thanks in advance brothers and sisters.
 
2013-02-24 01:38:16 AM
It's Lebowski.
 
2013-02-24 01:38:20 AM
Fun times in Cleveland again!

STILL CLEVELAND!

www.spikednation.com
 
2013-02-24 01:39:30 AM
Miracles just aren't what they used to be.
 
2013-02-24 01:40:15 AM

thorthor: That's it. Im devoting my life to Christ because of this obvious miracle. Is there anyone who knows where I can send all my money right away (because its sinful to have material wealth). Thanks in advance brothers and sisters.


You can start by giving $5 to Drew Curtis in the name of Yadumey.
 
2013-02-24 01:40:20 AM

bingethinker: Looks like a dog to me.


This. I'm seeing a poodle or an Afghan hound.
 
2013-02-24 01:40:23 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-24 01:41:59 AM

bingethinker: Looks like a dog to me.

 Me too.

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2013-02-24 01:42:44 AM

bingethinker: Looks like a dog to me.


Moi aussi.
 
2013-02-24 01:43:04 AM
I for one, welcome our new poop overlords.
 
2013-02-24 01:44:40 AM
Oh, I hope I'm lucky enough to be hit by some Jesus shiat. Sweet, sweet Jesus shiat.
 
2013-02-24 01:45:24 AM
Wasn't the pope's final prayer today? If they try to canonize him after he dies, don't they need recorded evidence of miracles under his papacy?
 
2013-02-24 01:47:24 AM

Triumph: Wasn't the pope's final prayer today? If they try to canonize him after he dies, don't they need recorded evidence of miracles under his papacy?


It will be a miracle if they don't prove he was farking little boys, but I think that's about it.
 
2013-02-24 01:47:31 AM
I think the writer done got himself some book learnin'
 
2013-02-24 01:47:56 AM
I saw Duanne Allman, myself.

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2013-02-24 01:51:14 AM
Nice 1 subby.
 
2013-02-24 01:51:58 AM
Meanwhile...
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-02-24 01:52:07 AM
What his mom may look like...

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2013-02-24 02:01:47 AM
Oh that's nasty.jpg
 
2013-02-24 02:03:10 AM
God is in everything, you know.
 
2013-02-24 02:03:38 AM

phrawgh: Meanwhile...


Nail on the head right there.
 
2013-02-24 02:04:33 AM

WeenerGord: God is in everything, you know.


Well, hes not in that bird anymore.
 
2013-02-24 02:09:05 AM

bingethinker: Looks like a dog to me.


same here
 
2013-02-24 02:10:03 AM
Is it a sign of a possible miracle on the car windshield owned by a Northeast Ohio man?

Nope.  It's the media once again capitalizing on public stupidity and willingness to believe in even the most asinine of ideas.
 
2013-02-24 02:10:34 AM
I can just see this guy standing at the gates of heaven trying to explain his thinking to St. Peter...

St. Pete: Do you remember that time you thought you saw the likeness of our eternal savior in a lump of shiat?
Moran: But, but but... It looked just like him!
St. Pete: Yea... you're not helping your cause here.
 
2013-02-24 02:12:23 AM
Plus ten to Subby... LOL!
 
2013-02-24 02:14:26 AM
Can we do a slow fade out and then fade in to dogbutt jesus please?
 
2013-02-24 02:24:01 AM
"Christ, what an asshole," said the dropping.
 
2013-02-24 02:27:14 AM
WWBSJD?

(What Would Bird shiat Jesus Do)
 
2013-02-24 02:35:54 AM
How desperate for meaning in life do you have to be to see Jesus in bird guano?

Just get a job for the love of Kali.
 
2013-02-24 02:39:27 AM
What the hell do you people want now?
 
2013-02-24 02:42:49 AM
I think it looks more like the Salt Monster from Star Trek TOS.
 
2013-02-24 02:52:36 AM
Lawry's son, parents, and friends all came out to look. And they too were amazed.
 
2013-02-24 03:04:06 AM
dailyoftheday.com

Behold I have made my presence known to you.


 
2013-02-24 03:08:23 AM
I've said it for ages, forget what the bible says.  Jesus was a little shiat.
 
2013-02-24 03:13:57 AM

bingethinker: Looks like a dog to me.


I thought Reynard the Fox, myself. He was a popular trickster character in medieval fables throughout Western Europe.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-24 03:17:03 AM

propasaurus: Lawry's son, parents, and friends all came out to look. And they too were amazed.


So what we've established, then, is that Mr. Lawry, and Mr. Lawry's relatives and friends are all very stupid.
 
2013-02-24 03:23:18 AM
I've seen shiat in religion.  Now I've seen religion in shiat.  The circle of stupid.
 
2013-02-24 03:33:14 AM
+1
 
2013-02-24 03:36:52 AM
Dog, give me back my hat! You are not even a real barrister!
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You are a dog!
 
2013-02-24 03:45:01 AM
Am I gay for god? You betcha'!
www.personal.psu.edu
 
2013-02-24 03:50:13 AM

bingethinker: Looks like a dog to me.


you're looking at it backwards
 
2013-02-24 03:56:23 AM
by his works ye shall know him.
 
2013-02-24 04:00:18 AM

WorldCitizen: Was Jesus some sort of cat faced mutant man?

And really?  You believe your deity has appeared to you in feces?


At the start of the 30 Years War, a couple of Catholic Hapsburg diplomats were pushed out of a window in Prague Castle by the Protestant nobles inside. The Catholics claimed that their deaths were prevented by angels guiding them gently to the ground; the Protestants claimed their deaths were prevented by the pile of horse shiat beneath the window. Perhaps God put it there, I don't know, but some Hapsburgs undoubtedly believed that (or that angels had guided the men down to the shiat) and thus decided God would gladly use poop to convey a message.
 
2013-02-24 04:00:25 AM
Looks more like Mohamed to me.
 
2013-02-24 04:13:14 AM
Here's your sign ~ Bill Engvall

Cool photo of a wolf man captured in bird shiet.
/take an extra day off to do shiat like this
 
2013-02-24 04:13:52 AM
I think it's a husky but the ears are folded, so it's probably mixed with retriever or something.
 
2013-02-24 04:16:03 AM

mialynneb: Oh farking seriously?

I don't know who's to blame here.  The dumbass that saw the shiat and said "Ermahgerd Jersus!" or the idiots at the news station.


I'd like to think the person who submitted the photo did so to mock people who report Jesus sightings in toast and water stains. I mean, it's poop...
 
2013-02-24 04:26:13 AM
To me it looks like the salt monster from the old Star Trek episode.
 
2013-02-24 04:37:12 AM
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Remember who you are, you servile f*ckwit.
 
2013-02-24 04:48:37 AM
Instead of shiat-on-a-shingle, I'm going to start calling it Jesus-on-Jesus.
 
2013-02-24 06:07:22 AM
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Jesus was a Morlock?
 
2013-02-24 06:44:31 AM
I'm with everyone else who see a dog.
 
2013-02-24 06:50:27 AM

ReapTheChaos: I'm with everyone else who see a dog.


"So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him."
Have all the believers had it wrong all this time? Are dogs actually man and humans are some lesser being?

/Profound.
//Yeah I know, it's late.
 
2013-02-24 06:50:39 AM
This one is on the house.
 
2013-02-24 07:34:49 AM
Because you know if it remotely looks like a face with a beard then it must be Jebus.

/fanatics
 
2013-02-24 08:13:51 AM
25.media.tumblr.com

"Appearing on poop" would be below the x-axis.
 
2013-02-24 08:17:32 AM

ReapTheChaos: I'm with everyone else who see a dog.


God is testing us. Dog=god backwards
 
2013-02-24 08:39:47 AM
Some people say that religion is shiat, but I would have never thought that this would be taken literally.
 
2013-02-24 08:51:44 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: [25.media.tumblr.com image 596x591]

"Appearing on poop" would be below the x-axis.


That is awesome.
 
2013-02-24 09:50:01 AM
Swamp Thing needs a new publicist.
 
2013-02-24 11:03:58 AM
Looks more like Hitler.
 
2013-02-24 11:11:57 AM
www.tonykurtsandy.com
 
2013-02-24 11:21:37 AM
Call me a Jew taking a Rorschach test, but I see a dog, a Labrador Retreiver. The big black spot is the nose.
 
2013-02-24 11:22:45 AM
When I first read the headline, I expected a story about the Pope's toilet.
 
2013-02-24 11:24:43 AM
I told him of the miracle, he told me of the rose
I showed him bird crap in me hair, the bastard held his nose
I went to see the Bishop, but the friggin Bishop said:
"Go home and sleep it off, you sot - and wash your friggin head!"
 
2013-02-24 12:01:05 PM
It looks like some sort of leech-like creature from some show or movie.  Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, Star Trek, Buffy, or something... I can't place it but I can see the image in my head.
 
2013-02-24 12:06:11 PM
Brooklyn OH is a little vest pocket suburb that starts about 2 miles S of here and is a collection of one story brick bungalows, a few light industries and the people who brought you the "buckle your seat belt or we'll fine the sh*t out of you for safety" law.  I can imagine there's not a lot to do there.
 
2013-02-24 02:52:35 PM
It's a typo, they mean dog
 
2013-02-24 05:15:11 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-24 07:05:34 PM

vodka: [i.imgur.com image 240x240]


I was waiting for someone to post that. That's what it reminded me of also.
 
2013-02-24 07:23:07 PM
Werewolf Jesus?
 
2013-02-24 10:24:01 PM
The message from God is quite apparent.  "I shyte in your general direction".
 
2013-02-25 02:12:30 AM
www.myfacewhen.net
 
2013-02-25 11:49:36 AM
I think it looks like Kevin Costner
 
2013-02-25 06:42:23 PM

Soc Ruh Tease: [25.edia.tuml.com imae 596x591]

"Apopt-gma

 ber-erk      ing n poop" would be blow he x-axis.
 
2013-02-26 02:31:42 AM
DOG GOD
 
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