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2013-02-23 10:54:30 PM
Looks like a dog to me.
 
2013-02-23 10:59:09 PM
LOL subby, nice one.
 
2013-02-23 11:21:15 PM
Wonderful. Please green this, modmins -- let the world know what moronic TV "news" we have in Cleveland.
 
2013-02-23 11:43:58 PM
Looks like a Siberian husky.
 
2013-02-23 11:59:25 PM
From burning bushes to this?

/how the mighty have fallen
 
2013-02-24 12:06:10 AM
What a load of shiat.
 
2013-02-24 12:28:16 AM
Lord have mercy......
 
2013-02-24 12:32:04 AM
Was Jesus some sort of cat faced mutant man?

And really?  You believe your deity has appeared to you in feces?
 
2013-02-24 01:35:21 AM

WorldCitizen: Was Jesus some sort of cat faced mutant man?

And really?  You believe your deity has appeared to you in feces?


The Lord works in mysterious ways. He needed to reach out to that man & the best way to do that was to bless that modern dinosaur's poop. Write it down. 2000 years from now, they'll be passing laws to protect bird shiat. It'll be great.

Amen.
 
2013-02-24 01:35:50 AM
Oh farking seriously?

I don't know who's to blame here.  The dumbass that saw the shiat and said "Ermahgerd Jersus!" or the idiots at the news station.
 
2013-02-24 01:36:12 AM
So glad to see that simple patternicity still makes the "news"
 
2013-02-24 01:36:24 AM
That's it. Im devoting my life to Christ because of this obvious miracle. Is there anyone who knows where I can send all my money right away (because its sinful to have material wealth). Thanks in advance brothers and sisters.
 
2013-02-24 01:38:16 AM
It's Lebowski.
 
2013-02-24 01:38:20 AM
Fun times in Cleveland again!

STILL CLEVELAND!

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2013-02-24 01:39:30 AM
Miracles just aren't what they used to be.
 
2013-02-24 01:40:15 AM

thorthor: That's it. Im devoting my life to Christ because of this obvious miracle. Is there anyone who knows where I can send all my money right away (because its sinful to have material wealth). Thanks in advance brothers and sisters.


You can start by giving $5 to Drew Curtis in the name of Yadumey.
 
2013-02-24 01:40:20 AM

bingethinker: Looks like a dog to me.


This. I'm seeing a poodle or an Afghan hound.
 
2013-02-24 01:40:23 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-24 01:41:59 AM

bingethinker: Looks like a dog to me.

 Me too.

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2013-02-24 01:42:44 AM

bingethinker: Looks like a dog to me.


Moi aussi.
 
2013-02-24 01:43:04 AM
I for one, welcome our new poop overlords.
 
2013-02-24 01:44:40 AM
Oh, I hope I'm lucky enough to be hit by some Jesus shiat. Sweet, sweet Jesus shiat.
 
2013-02-24 01:45:24 AM
Wasn't the pope's final prayer today? If they try to canonize him after he dies, don't they need recorded evidence of miracles under his papacy?
 
2013-02-24 01:47:24 AM

Triumph: Wasn't the pope's final prayer today? If they try to canonize him after he dies, don't they need recorded evidence of miracles under his papacy?


It will be a miracle if they don't prove he was farking little boys, but I think that's about it.
 
2013-02-24 01:47:31 AM
I think the writer done got himself some book learnin'
 
2013-02-24 01:47:56 AM
I saw Duanne Allman, myself.

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2013-02-24 01:51:14 AM
Nice 1 subby.
 
2013-02-24 01:51:58 AM
Meanwhile...
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-02-24 01:52:07 AM
What his mom may look like...

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2013-02-24 02:01:47 AM
Oh that's nasty.jpg
 
2013-02-24 02:03:10 AM
God is in everything, you know.
 
2013-02-24 02:03:38 AM

phrawgh: Meanwhile...


Nail on the head right there.
 
2013-02-24 02:04:33 AM

WeenerGord: God is in everything, you know.


Well, hes not in that bird anymore.
 
2013-02-24 02:09:05 AM

bingethinker: Looks like a dog to me.


same here
 
2013-02-24 02:10:03 AM
Is it a sign of a possible miracle on the car windshield owned by a Northeast Ohio man?

Nope.  It's the media once again capitalizing on public stupidity and willingness to believe in even the most asinine of ideas.
 
2013-02-24 02:10:34 AM
I can just see this guy standing at the gates of heaven trying to explain his thinking to St. Peter...

St. Pete: Do you remember that time you thought you saw the likeness of our eternal savior in a lump of shiat?
Moran: But, but but... It looked just like him!
St. Pete: Yea... you're not helping your cause here.
 
2013-02-24 02:12:23 AM
Plus ten to Subby... LOL!
 
2013-02-24 02:14:26 AM
Can we do a slow fade out and then fade in to dogbutt jesus please?
 
2013-02-24 02:24:01 AM
"Christ, what an asshole," said the dropping.
 
2013-02-24 02:27:14 AM
WWBSJD?

(What Would Bird shiat Jesus Do)
 
2013-02-24 02:35:54 AM
How desperate for meaning in life do you have to be to see Jesus in bird guano?

Just get a job for the love of Kali.
 
2013-02-24 02:39:27 AM
What the hell do you people want now?
 
2013-02-24 02:42:49 AM
I think it looks more like the Salt Monster from Star Trek TOS.
 
2013-02-24 02:52:36 AM
Lawry's son, parents, and friends all came out to look. And they too were amazed.
 
2013-02-24 03:04:06 AM
dailyoftheday.com

Behold I have made my presence known to you.


 
2013-02-24 03:08:23 AM
I've said it for ages, forget what the bible says.  Jesus was a little shiat.
 
2013-02-24 03:13:57 AM

bingethinker: Looks like a dog to me.


I thought Reynard the Fox, myself. He was a popular trickster character in medieval fables throughout Western Europe.

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2013-02-24 03:17:03 AM

propasaurus: Lawry's son, parents, and friends all came out to look. And they too were amazed.


So what we've established, then, is that Mr. Lawry, and Mr. Lawry's relatives and friends are all very stupid.
 
2013-02-24 03:23:18 AM
I've seen shiat in religion.  Now I've seen religion in shiat.  The circle of stupid.
 
2013-02-24 03:33:14 AM
+1
 
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