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(Quad City Times)   Naked tattooed man breaks into lingerie store, shops the racks, and leaves wearing a dress and a blond wig   (qctimes.com) divider line 36
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2013-02-24 12:17:18 AM
Not being a TotalFarker, I'm curious. How does a submission with zero replies make it to the main page?  Sponsored?
 
2013-02-24 12:19:30 AM
 
2013-02-24 12:19:56 AM

cold_war_relic: Not being a TotalFarker, I'm curious. How does a submission with zero replies make it to the main page?  Sponsored?


Mine have before, and I have no in with anybody. I think the mods just find certain articles interesting and leave it up to us liters to comment.
 
2013-02-24 12:20:36 AM

cold_war_relic: Not being a TotalFarker, I'm curious. How does a submission with zero replies make it to the main page?  Sponsored?


Probably a secret Kenyan.
 
2013-02-24 12:20:39 AM
Oh come on... Don't post drunk, kids.

dingo.care2.com
 
2013-02-24 12:21:23 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Oh come on... Don't post drunk, kids.

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i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-02-24 12:21:24 AM
That guy must've looked fantastic in lingerie.

Fat guys fill lingerie in all the right places.
 
2013-02-24 12:22:04 AM
Also:

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2013-02-24 12:23:52 AM

eraser8: That guy must've looked fantastic in lingerie.

Fat guys fill lingerie in all the right places.


Do you think the store pulled off the racks all the items he tried on after they looked at the video, or should no one ever shop there again?
 
2013-02-24 12:24:22 AM

mesmer242: cold_war_relic: Not being a TotalFarker, I'm curious. How does a submission with zero replies make it to the main page?  Sponsored?

Mine have before, and I have no in with anybody. I think the mods just find certain articles interesting and leave it up to us liters to comment.


No, it's lined up in the queue and apparently no TFers thought the story was interesting enough to comment on.
 
2013-02-24 12:25:33 AM

MNguy: mesmer242: cold_war_relic: Not being a TotalFarker, I'm curious. How does a submission with zero replies make it to the main page?  Sponsored?

Mine have before, and I have no in with anybody. I think the mods just find certain articles interesting and leave it up to us liters to comment.

No, it's lined up in the queue and apparently no TFers thought the story was interesting enough to comment on.


I checked, and they're too busy sharing dress pics.
 
2013-02-24 12:25:58 AM
When the man walked out of the office, he was naked, and the surveillance video showed a tattoo on the man's back that read "Perales" in old English lettering.

A criminal who tattoos his own name on his back and then walks around naked while being videoed by surveillance cameras?

How did this not happen in Florida?
 
2013-02-24 12:30:26 AM

UsikFark: MNguy: mesmer242: cold_war_relic:

I checked, and they're too busy sharing dress pics.


That too
 
2013-02-24 12:31:32 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Oh come on... Don't post drunk, kids.

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Was that guy drunk?  I just thought he was a psychopath.
 
2013-02-24 12:33:06 AM

cold_war_relic: Not being a TotalFarker, I'm curious. How does a submission with zero replies make it to the main page?  Sponsored?


A rare behind-the-scenes look at the Fark "greenlighting" process:

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2013-02-24 12:35:31 AM

JasonOfOrillia: Quantum Apostrophe: Oh come on... Don't post drunk, kids.

[dingo.care2.com image 363x370]

Was that guy drunk?  I just thought he was a psychopath.


Nah, I meant me, my post primero had a weird link in it.
 
2013-02-24 12:44:57 AM

cold_war_relic: Not being a TotalFarker, I'm curious. How does a submission with zero replies make it to the main page?  Sponsored?


If you give Drew $5, he will tell you all his secrets.

Except where the bodies are buried.  You need Ultrafark for that.
 
2013-02-24 12:47:14 AM
Dad?
 
2013-02-24 12:56:55 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Oh come on... Don't post drunk, kids.

[dingo.care2.com image 363x370]


Wait a sec! That looks like the Canadian Colonel murderer.He was nuts. This other guy just wore a blonde wig.
 
2013-02-24 01:04:33 AM
Intelligent looking fellow.
 
2013-02-24 01:06:24 AM

PastaBeater: Quantum Apostrophe: Oh come on... Don't post drunk, kids.

[dingo.care2.com image 363x370]

Wait a sec! That looks like the Canadian Colonel murderer.He was nuts. This other guy just wore a blonde wig.


I'm confused, did he murder a Canadian Colonel, or is he a Colonel who is Canadian and also murders people?
 
2013-02-24 01:17:25 AM
Adopt, adapt and improve. Motto of the round table. Well, um... what have you got?
 
2013-02-24 01:25:16 AM

PrivateCaboose: cold_war_relic: Not being a TotalFarker, I'm curious. How does a submission with zero replies make it to the main page?  Sponsored?

If you give Drew $5, he will tell you all his secrets.

Except where the bodies are buried.  You need Ultrafark for that.


It's always about the money- follow the money and you've got your answer.
 
2013-02-24 01:36:04 AM
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i woulda made a sexy chick
 
2013-02-24 01:45:51 AM
Is he a lumberjack? I hope he's ok.
 
2013-02-24 02:05:29 AM
Naked tattooed man breaks into lingerie store, shops the racks, and leaves wearing a dress and a blond wig

Under the circumstances, I'd say "Fine, we'll take the loss."
 
2013-02-24 02:50:09 AM
orothon.com
 
2013-02-24 03:18:06 AM
Last minute do over on RuPaul's Drag Race.
 
2013-02-24 03:37:31 AM

quatchi: When the man walked out of the office, he was naked, and the surveillance video showed a tattoo on the man's back that read "Perales" in old English lettering.

A criminal who tattoos his own name on his back and then walks around naked while being videoed by surveillance cameras?

How did this not happen in Florida?


And he spent TWO hours trying on outfits.
 
2013-02-24 03:51:08 AM
static.igossip.com
 
2013-02-24 04:39:57 AM
www.jamiefarr.com
 
2013-02-24 07:29:25 AM
Need to reverse the pictures in my mind.

Don't hate, just watched it.

Kinda not safe for work

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jTaK26XspQ&feature=youtu.be">http:// www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jTaK26XspQ&feature=youtu.be
 
2013-02-24 08:48:23 AM
 
2013-02-24 09:06:27 AM

MNguy: mesmer242: cold_war_relic: Not being a TotalFarker, I'm curious. How does a submission with zero replies make it to the main page?  Sponsored?

Mine have before, and I have no in with anybody. I think the mods just find certain articles interesting and leave it up to us liters to comment.

No, it's lined up in the queue and apparently no TFers thought the story was interesting enough to comment on.


That's what I meant. At some point, even if TFers don't care to comment, the mods go "meh, good enough" and greenlight it anyway. It's not a democracy.
 
2013-02-24 09:56:28 AM
graceandspunk.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-24 10:29:04 AM

cold_war_relic: Not being a TotalFarker, I'm curious. How does a submission with zero replies make it to the main page?  Sponsored?


i1.ytimg.com
 
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