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2013-02-23 08:51:34 PM
Subby must be poor
 
2013-02-23 09:00:33 PM
The end was worth it. So just skip to the end.
 
2013-02-23 09:04:59 PM
Cost: $7,500
 
2013-02-23 09:12:09 PM
Yeah, subby. In America, for what you pay just to move in Japan, you can get some moving guys to do this same thing for you and rent a limo with a hooker in it to cruise around in while you head to your new digs.
 
2013-02-23 09:22:03 PM
Some Japanese peeps over on Reddit claim that the cost of this kind of move for a two bedroom home would be, after the currency conversion, $500.
 
2013-02-23 09:22:26 PM
What they call an apartment in Japan would be referred to as a closet here in the US. So packing and moving it is so much easier.
 
2013-02-23 09:23:42 PM

lewismarktwo: The end was worth it. So just skip to the end.


faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

/ obvously
 
2013-02-23 09:26:12 PM
You can get this same service here in the states from any reputable moving company. Was in the military 20 years and moved plenty of times.
 
2013-02-23 09:34:25 PM

lewismarktwo: The end was worth it. So just skip to the end.


hahahah! that was the best part!
 
2013-02-23 09:35:58 PM
Yeah, that was a long way to go for such a weak payoff
 
2013-02-23 09:51:17 PM
The Japanese put an exceptional amount of care into just about everything they do. But they also pixelate genitals in their porn, which nullifies anything awesome that they've ever done.
 
2013-02-23 10:13:19 PM
Pfft, a German moving company would have everything packed, moved to the new place and unpacked by lunch.
 
2013-02-23 10:37:23 PM

thisiszombocom: lewismarktwo: The end was worth it. So just skip to the end.

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

/ obvously


No, that's real, but it's a bit for a TV show, not actually part of moving, like the rest of the video.
 
2013-02-23 11:24:56 PM
Jeez. Way too long for a weak-ass payoff. Try hard not so much next time
 
2013-02-23 11:26:45 PM
God, does moving suck.
 
2013-02-23 11:39:54 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: God, does moving suck.


Only because it show you who your friends are.
 
2013-02-23 11:51:53 PM
www.thirdraildesignlab.com
Don't hire these people. Ever.
 
2013-02-24 12:27:47 AM

Atomic Spunk: The Japanese put an exceptional amount of care into just about everything they do. But they also pixelate genitals in their porn, which nullifies anything awesome that they've ever done.


Is it too much to ask to get just *one* Hitomi Tanaka video that isn't all pixel-schmeared to hell and gone?
 
2013-02-24 12:39:58 AM

ReapTheChaos: You can get this same service here in the states from any reputable moving company. Was in the military 20 years and moved plenty of times.


Problem is there are many areas of the US that have no reputable moving companies to choose from.
 
2013-02-24 01:33:31 AM
In 2011, she began appearing in photoshoots and videos for the American company Scoreland.

You could probably look into that.
 
2013-02-24 02:27:30 AM

doglover: In 2011, she began appearing in photoshoots and videos for the American company Scoreland.

You could probably look into that.


I'm going to guess this is the wrong thread. Now I'm curious as to what thread it was intended for.
 
2013-02-24 04:24:28 AM
huh. well, i was impressed. evidently i'm easily entertained but i thought they do an exemplary service. moving is one of the biggest suck in life. pony up the money for pros. doing it yourself is fine if you're young and barely own anything.

-- a few years ago a hippie guy i know was so happy. he helped his friend pack up to move and hated to see his bud go away. but his bud surprised him with a gift. buried deep inside the garage was one of those 6 wheel Banana Splits type buggies in most excellent condition. score!
 
2013-02-24 06:32:30 AM
I'm about 90% sure I saw a similar story about moving on Arirang (South Korea). The reason I'm so sure I saw the same thing happening in SK is because one of the American hosts on their news program was talking about how amazed he was by the process.

There's a small chance I saw it on NHK (Japan), but I'm convinced it was South Korea.

It's a far cry from my moving experiences in the US which have featured such gems as

* Did the guy take all my shiat to Mexico or is he really going to show up
* We lost one of your boxes, please tell us what we lost to make a claim (I still have no idea which box didn't show up)
* We can't transport your plants across state lines (even though they did)
* We can't take that lighter collection of your because it's hazardous material (whatever dude, you transported it just fine and your truck didn't blow up)

And the best part is when I had to get my car transported 1000 miles....okay, that actually turned out okay. It was in the shop when I had to move right the for a new job. It worked out rather well since my car is small and I filled the rental SUV as full as I could. Note to self - next time you do that get a rental van instead of an SUV.
 
2013-02-24 06:37:42 AM
Oh, and I forgot the time I hired a moving company and they got a crackhead and 2 other homeless people to pack my shiat into a moving truck.

I didn't see it, but the only way I can imagine this happening is the crackhead breaking my furniture is he just said fark this and threw it down the stairs.

I didn't bother to make a claim, but I told him he would have to take it to the dumpster. Farking 5 pound piece of furniture and farking crackhead can't even take that downstairs and load it i a truck.
 
2013-02-24 07:02:35 AM
Those aren't really moving men! None of them had needles hanging out of their arms!


//I moved between 4 cities and 2 countries in a 2 year period once.
///I'm never doing that again. I'm going to die where I live at the moment.
 
2013-02-24 08:07:30 AM

Popcorn Johnny: Cost: $7,500


Divide that by 10 and you've got a more accurate estimate. And about half of that for an average single person's apartment.
 
2013-02-24 09:42:09 AM
I think they should send this crew to a hoarder house. That would make an interesting video
 
2013-02-24 12:11:49 PM

sumida sublight: Popcorn Johnny: Cost: $7,500

Divide that by 10 and you've got a more accurate estimate. And about half of that for an average single person's apartment.



THAT is the amazing part. That kind of professionalism for that kind of price. What a difference a culture makes.
 
2013-02-24 12:24:33 PM
don't forget to shine up the gold plated sh*tter.  might leave fingerprints.
 
2013-02-24 12:25:09 PM

cretinbob: Subby must be poor


no, subby isn't retarded and delusioned.
 
2013-02-24 12:28:35 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Cost: $7,500


but they have a special going.  for 8K, they'll wipe your ass for up to 7 days.  or 20 sh*ts, whichever comes first.
 
2013-02-24 12:29:37 PM

EvilEgg: What they call an apartment in Japan would be referred to as a closet here in the US. So packing and moving it is so much easier.


living on an island does have its problems.  lol
 
2013-02-24 12:31:24 PM

StoPPeRmobile: thisisyourbrainonFark: God, does moving suck.

Only because it show you who your friends are.


and it shows you who you can use.
 
2013-02-24 12:34:07 PM
here's a good response to someone who wants you to help them move (and maybe even pack too) their 5,000 square foot house:

Q: did you purchase all that sh*t in your house that you hold so dear??

A:Yes. indeed i did!

Good, Then move it yourself.  or pay someone to move it for you and stop using your 'friends'.
 
2013-02-24 12:36:33 PM

Linux_Yes: here's a good response to someone who wants you to help them move (and maybe even pack too) their 5,000 square foot house:

Q: did you purchase all that sh*t in your house that you hold so dear??

A:Yes. indeed i did!

Good, Then move it yourself.  or pay someone to move it for you and stop using your 'friends'.


or another useful excuse (if you don't mind lying) is: sorry, i'd love to help you move, but i don't have health insurance so i can't take the risk of being injured.  i bet you jes love Freedom now, don't you?
 
2013-02-24 03:39:45 PM

Linux_Yes: StoPPeRmobile: thisisyourbrainonFark: God, does moving suck.

Only because it show you who your friends are.

and it shows you who you can use.




Good point.
 
2013-02-24 10:56:16 PM

Atomic Spunk: The Japanese put an exceptional amount of care into just about everything they do. But they also pixelate genitals in their porn, which nullifies anything awesome that they've ever done.


Obviously you've only stumbled on the porn they make that they know foreigners will get ahold of.  You're complaining about the quality of the cocktail weenies and how hungry you are when the buffet is right behind you.  And there's bacon-wrapped lobster there and I'm going to eat all of it before you notice it's there.

Mine.
 
2013-02-25 12:25:03 AM

Cpl.D: Atomic Spunk: The Japanese put an exceptional amount of care into just about everything they do. But they also pixelate genitals in their porn, which nullifies anything awesome that they've ever done.

Obviously you've only stumbled on the porn they make that they know foreigners will get ahold of.  You're complaining about the quality of the cocktail weenies and how hungry you are when the buffet is right behind you.  And there's bacon-wrapped lobster there and I'm going to eat all of it before you notice it's there.

Mine.


I've seen a.......bit of Japanese porn over the decades.  Even the uncensored bits tend to take sharp turns away from "erotic" and head into "why are they doing this?,  how did we get to this point?"  Theres a reason why Japan has ZPG.  Something I think is serriously wrong with them, like all of them.  The part of the brain that handles attraction and arousal has been damaged in them, all of them.   Where most normal men would look at a woman and say, "oh yea, baby...shes hot".  The typical Japanese male would look at the same woman and possibly thing.  "she needs an octopus on her head.....and maybe be completely encased in a rubber sack".   Back in the early 90's my wife and I watched a few dozen of these "VHS" things, alot of imports through hole in the wall video stores in town that had a very broad inventory.  After the first 3 or 4 we were pretty much stunned into awe and instead of any sort of "excitement" through these videos the typical response we were left with was consistently.......WHY? What the fark is going on here? And why?

I think we maybe to be to blame for whats happend to them.  Maybe the nukes were just a distraction from the biological bomb we snuck in that caused a weird "screw-fly solution" scenario.
 
2013-02-25 02:38:22 AM

chakalakasp: Some Japanese peeps over on Reddit claim that the cost of this kind of move for a two bedroom home would be, after the currency conversion, $500.


WIth a small-sized truck, short distance (50-100km), packing yourself and using a minor company, possible. You're also eating out and don't have a fridge, wash your clothes in the coin laundry and don't need a washing machine and you watch your TV on your 1-seg TV phone, so you really don't have a lot to move about.
 
2013-02-25 05:16:54 AM
The only thing I had movers haul was my piano, which was an antique. I hired piano movers. They literally did nothing all day long but move pianos. And yet, when they were hauling mine, they would NOT stop complaining about how heavy it was. And they seemed to think that was my fault somehow and expect me to fix it for them. You'd have thought I'd packed lead weights in it just to spite them. To reiterate: these people moved pianos, and only pianos, for a living. They did a great job, but I wondered whether their entire career was just one long whine.
 
2013-02-25 07:13:35 AM
You slept on the floor?! we slept outside, with the animals.. Now stay the hell out of my way!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0-rnWr4A9U
 
2013-02-25 09:04:13 AM

Atomic Spunk: The Japanese put an exceptional amount of care into just about everything they do. But they also pixelate genitals in their porn, which nullifies anything awesome that they've ever done.


They may pixelate their porn... but they have given us something way better then cartoons so I think they tip the scales back to high levels of awesome.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-25 10:15:13 PM

JeffMD: Atomic Spunk: The Japanese put an exceptional amount of care into just about everything they do. But they also pixelate genitals in their porn, which nullifies anything awesome that they've ever done.

They may pixelate their porn... but they have given us something way better then cartoons so I think they tip the scales back to high levels of awesome.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x762]


Actually, that kind of came from us.  Misshapen bodies and huge eyes?


i301.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-26 07:24:45 AM

JeffMD: Atomic Spunk: The Japanese put an exceptional amount of care into just about everything they do. But they also pixelate genitals in their porn, which nullifies anything awesome that they've ever done.

They may pixelate their porn... but they have given us something way better then cartoons so I think they tip the scales back to high levels of awesome.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x762]


Just to be clear, that shot is from a zombie apocalypse show.
 
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