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2013-02-23 03:51:07 PM
This is evil.
 
2013-02-23 04:18:44 PM
For those of us more or less neutral about My Little Pony, this is mighty creepy.
 
2013-02-23 04:28:41 PM
Wow...the sweetest, most timid, and most sensitive pony in the cast is your target?

Why not pick a pony people would actually want to slap around, like Pinkie Pie?
 
2013-02-23 05:25:06 PM
Is there one of these where you turn the ponies into sausage?
 
2013-02-23 05:29:50 PM

NewportBarGuy: Is there one of these where you turn the ponies into sausage?


Rule 34.
 
2013-02-23 05:45:56 PM

St_Francis_P: For those of us more or less neutral about My Little Pony, this is mighty creepy.


Well, look at it this way: almost certainty there are people fapping furiously to this.
 
2013-02-23 05:48:30 PM

GAT_00: St_Francis_P: For those of us more or less neutral about My Little Pony, this is mighty creepy.

Well, look at it this way: almost certainty there are people fapping furiously to this.


Thanks. That really helped make it less creepy.
 
2013-02-23 06:04:40 PM

St_Francis_P: GAT_00: St_Francis_P: For those of us more or less neutral about My Little Pony, this is mighty creepy.

Well, look at it this way: almost certainty there are people fapping furiously to this.

Thanks. That really helped make it less creepy.


I do what I can.
 
2013-02-23 06:38:30 PM

Chariset: Wow...the sweetest, most timid, and most sensitive pony in the cast is your target?

Why not pick a pony people would actually want to slap around, like Pinkie Pie?


Well, you can smack Rainbow Dash in the face with Granny Smith's purse if you don't want to beat on Fluttershy.

/can't believe this went green...
 
2013-02-23 06:41:39 PM

Chariset: Wow...the sweetest, most timid, and most sensitive pony in the cast is your target?

Why not pick a pony people would actually want to slap around, like Pinkie Pie?


The Rainbow Dash slap fest was better.

/Felt bad about smacking Fluttershy at around smack 20 and stopped.
//How'd everyone else do on that?
 
2013-02-23 06:42:07 PM
lulz
 
2013-02-23 07:23:10 PM
And now the con is on fire.

i.imgur.com

Again.

(A panel got cut short by a fire alarm and an evacuation order. Whether the con was actually on fire or not has yet to be determined.)
 
2013-02-23 07:28:55 PM

NewportBarGuy: Is there one of these where you turn the ponies into sausage?


i.imgur.com

How 'bout bacon?

Update via twitter: False alarm, some derpy individual walked out an alarmed exit door and tripped a false alarm.
 
2013-02-23 07:39:14 PM
The answer to the problem of My Little Pony is not more My Little Pony.
 
2013-02-23 07:50:12 PM

GAT_00: St_Francis_P: For those of us more or less neutral about My Little Pony, this is mighty creepy.

Well, look at it this way: almost certainty there are people fapping furiously to this.


"Go away! I'm smacking the pony!"
 
2013-02-23 08:08:31 PM
okay so talking about ponies and posting ponies= horrible, child molesters. But smacking around the most feminine, sensitive pony? totally cool, brah?
 
2013-02-23 08:10:27 PM

NewportBarGuy: Is there one of these where you turn the ponies into sausage?


No, it's when they get shipped off to the UK and processed for Burger King.
 
2013-02-23 08:18:25 PM

cookiefleck: okay so talking about ponies and posting ponies= horrible, child molesters. But smacking around the most feminine, sensitive pony? totally cool, brah?


She can take care of herself. You know how she gets when she's pushed too far.

media.tumblr.com

Just don't push her too far, and most importantly, stay out of her shed. Even Angel gets scared of her sometimes.
 
2013-02-23 08:28:36 PM
denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
 
2013-02-23 08:38:25 PM
Well, if Fandom and Tumblr are to be believed, there's an overwhelming amount of art to support the belief that Fluttershy  enjoys being smacked around.

Because, you know, she's been bad. Um, if that's okay with you.
 
2013-02-23 08:39:40 PM
That said above, the fandom's obsession with ponies and BDSM is...creepy.
 
2013-02-23 08:46:26 PM

BronyMedic: That said above, the fandom's obsession with ponies and BDSM is...creepy.


Eh, I think it reinforces my theory that the Pony fandom the equivalent to cousins of the furry community. Lots of tolerance for people into weird sh**, because the collective agrees that its into weird sh**. Lots of reasonably normal people at the cons, but they get overshadowed by the 3 or 4 assclowns who take things too far.

Furries are pretty open about their sexuality, and it would stand to reason that Pony fans pride themselves on openness - including sexuality.

/Rarity is best pony
 
2013-02-23 08:56:54 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: BronyMedic: That said above, the fandom's obsession with ponies and BDSM is...creepy.

Eh, I think it reinforces my theory that the Pony fandom the equivalent to cousins of the furry community. Lots of tolerance for people into weird sh**, because the collective agrees that its into weird sh**. Lots of reasonably normal people at the cons, but they get overshadowed by the 3 or 4 assclowns who take things too far.

Furries are pretty open about their sexuality, and it would stand to reason that Pony fans pride themselves on openness - including sexuality.

/Rarity is best pony


Yeah, but the Furry Fandom learned a long time ago to stop shoving their fetishes, kinks, and the way they express them into people's faces a long time ago, for the most part. The "Brony" community still does that, and unlike the furries, doesn't really care what people think about it.

It's pretty much the reason I stopped associating with the local fan group. For every person who could be considered "well adjusted" and taking care of their life and academia, there were four or five people who could only be described as socially awkward at best, and at worse, an Encyclopedia Dramatica level drama whore.

The point I decided to leave is when an 18 year old kid who still lived at home with his mom and dad, no job, decided to look at me and say I didn't know anything about life.
 
2013-02-23 09:11:02 PM

BronyMedic: The point I decided to leave is when an 18 year old kid who still lived at home with his mom and dad, no job, decided to look at me and say I didn't know anything about life.


That's 99% of all 18-year-olds.
 
2013-02-23 09:12:19 PM

BronyMedic:
The point I decided to leave is when an 18 year old kid who still lived at home with his mom and dad, no job, decided to look at me and say I didn't know anything about life.


3.bp.blogspot.com

For what it's worth, I ascribe a lot of the fanbase's quirks to its relative newness - not only has the show only been around for a couple of years, most of its fans are new to fandom . Everything matters more than it ought to, hence the hysterical overreaction over the Twicorn thing, etc.

I've been randomly tuning in to livestreams of the Vegas con all weekend, and it looks like they're slowly figuring it out. They'll eventually find their place in the broader world of fandom/nerdery/geekery, it'll just take a while.
 
2013-02-23 09:12:33 PM

Ed Grubermann: BronyMedic: The point I decided to leave is when an 18 year old kid who still lived at home with his mom and dad, no job, decided to look at me and say I didn't know anything about life.

That's 99% of all 18-year-olds.


Yeah, but this one was really obnoxious, and had a punchable face at that. :)
 
2013-02-23 09:16:28 PM

St_Francis_P: For those of us more or less neutral about My Little Pony, this is mighty creepy.


I know grown men who watch that show.  *THAT* is what creeps me out.
 
2013-02-23 09:17:04 PM
I support smacking around the MLP fans who write erotica featuring the characters and themselves or other humans.  I mean, if you're writing a story that focuses on you farking a cartoon horse.....I'm just saying they make great psychiatric meds nowadays.
 
2013-02-23 09:20:44 PM
Fluttershy is best pony and this is evil and shall not be tolerated.

Coco LaFemme: I support smacking around the MLP fans who write erotica featuring the characters and themselves or other humans.  I mean, if you're writing a story that focuses on you farking a cartoon horse.....I'm just saying they make great psychiatric meds nowadays.


I find it amusing that the Brony documentary song-video-thing that was linked a couple weeks ago explicitly mentioned "Clopping", albeit only by way of stating that it isn't to be discussed.
 
2013-02-23 09:20:55 PM

Coco LaFemme: I support smacking around the MLP fans who write erotica featuring the characters and themselves or other humans.  I mean, if you're writing a story that focuses on you farking a cartoon horse.....I'm just saying they make great psychiatric meds nowadays.


Sliding scale of Anthropomorphism comes into play there. But, like I said before, fetishes into peoples faces, yada yada yada.

It actually brings up an interesting point: Aside from the religious arguments, one of the prime rationales against Bestiality is that an animal cannot give consent. How much does that change when you're talking about anything of a separate species with at, or above human intelligence and communications capability.

This doesn't just apply to Furries, or FiM, though. It applies to any fictional universe with non-human characters. I mean, if you want to get technical, Mass Effect 3 and FemSheppard's romance choices with Wrex were bestiality.
 
2013-02-23 09:25:10 PM
I spend a lot of time thinking and posting online about shows for children and boy do I have an opinion about this.
 
2013-02-23 09:28:29 PM
common.allakhazam.com
 
2013-02-23 09:29:19 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I spend a lot of time thinking and posting online about shows for children and boy do I have an opinion about this.


How dare people have a discussion about fictional works of art and literature. Damn liberal elitists. We only talk about Jesus and Guns here.
 
2013-02-23 09:29:33 PM

BronyMedic: Ed Grubermann: BronyMedic: The point I decided to leave is when an 18 year old kid who still lived at home with his mom and dad, no job, decided to look at me and say I didn't know anything about life.

That's 99% of all 18-year-olds.

Yeah, but this one was really obnoxious, and had a punchable face at that. :)


Well, that's down to 97% of all 18-year-olds.
 
2013-02-23 09:30:17 PM

BronyMedic: if you want to get technical, Mass Effect 3 and FemSheppard's romance choices with Wrex were bestiality.


My go-to example of this is Superman and Lois Lane, actually.
 
2013-02-23 09:30:32 PM
I've never watched an episode of MLP. My wife and I sort of put it on the pile with the rest of the TV shows we haven't watched yet. We swear we'll eventually watch a few episodes to figure out what all the fuss is about, but we never have. This list includes such shows as "Torchwood," "Game of Thrones," "Breaking Bad" and more.

But this all sort of reeks of "stop liking what I don't like."
 
2013-02-23 09:30:51 PM
*scans headline*

d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net
 
2013-02-23 09:31:52 PM

likefunbutnot: BronyMedic: if you want to get technical, Mass Effect 3 and FemSheppard's romance choices with Wrex were bestiality.

My go-to example of this is Superman and Lois Lane, actually.


Yeah, but the kids don't really get that example. Just like they don't understand the onion on your belt.
 
2013-02-23 09:34:08 PM

BronyMedic: Mass Effect 3 and FemSheppard's romance choices with Wrex


So there's a character name Wrex in Mass Effect?

Wrex N Effect?

All I wanna do is zooma-zoom-zoom-zoom.
 
2013-02-23 09:34:23 PM

Coco LaFemme: I support smacking around the MLP fans who write erotica featuring the characters and themselves or other humans.  I mean, if you're writing a story that focuses on you farking a cartoon horse.....I'm just saying they make great psychiatric meds nowadays.


All true, but the Rule 34 ("There is porn of it, no exceptions") and Rule 43 ("The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it") were descriptive, not prescriptive, and predate their writings. Rule 35, ("If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made") is the prescriptive form of R34. I'm at a loss as to whether the bulk of the material out there was created under R34 or R35/43. By R19/20 ("The more you hate it the stronger it gets"/"Nothing is to be taken seriously") demand that my response to it be a shrug, a "dudes, that's creepy," and some laughter.

i.imgur.com

As Pinkie Pie said, "Giggle at the goat, see?"

i.imgur.com

Or as Spike would put it, Fan Fiction (scares the living shiat out of me).
 
2013-02-23 09:35:30 PM

Apos: *scans headline*

[d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net image 500x375]


Eew. Humans.

i.imgur.com

FTFY.
 
2013-02-23 09:36:23 PM

spqr2001: St_Francis_P: For those of us more or less neutral about My Little Pony, this is mighty creepy.

I know grown men who watch that show.  *THAT* is what creeps me out.


Meh, Bronies are still ten times less creepy than people who watch tv wrasslin' and take it seriously.

Seriously.
 
2013-02-23 09:38:18 PM

Twilight Farkle: Or as Spike would put it, Fan Fiction (scares the living shiat out of me).


What is it with furries and My Chemical Romance? Wasn't there a "fursuit parade" video making its way around the web last year?
 
2013-02-23 09:39:01 PM

quatchi: Meh, Bronies are still ten times less creepy than people who watch tv wrasslin' and take it seriously.

Seriously.


The totally not gay people who watch TV Wrasslin. Which is totally NOT gay in any way.

I mean. Come on, people. What is homosexual about two half-naked men in a spandex thong wrestling around on a mat? Grabbing eachother. Getting all hot and sweaty, and rubbing on eachother while trying to flex their muscles to the camera.

Totally. Not. Gay.
 
2013-02-23 09:41:52 PM

GreenAdder: Twilight Farkle: Or as Spike would put it, Fan Fiction (scares the living shiat out of me).

What is it with furries and My Chemical Romance? Wasn't there a "fursuit parade" video making its way around the web last year?


Haven't a clue. The crossover between brony and furry is smaller than popularly believed. I don't get the whole furry theing either, but hey, love and tolerate.
 
2013-02-23 09:42:03 PM
Clicked a few times. But it's Fluttershy, so I just feel bad about myself :(
 
2013-02-23 09:43:17 PM
www.deviantart.com
 
2013-02-23 09:48:28 PM

Bunny Deville: [www.deviantart.com image 600x463]


i.imgur.com

Hey, have some cupcakes. Everypony loves cupcakes, right?
 
2013-02-23 09:49:28 PM
It's not the show or characters that are the problem, it's the creepy guys that end up being fans of the show. And I don't mean the ones that are "The show is decently done and I watch it with my kid and I enjoy the show" type fans. It's the "MLP are awesome, have you read my clopping fanfic?" and the "What this discussion really needs are captioned Pony pics" type fans.
 
2013-02-23 09:49:59 PM
This thread has inspired to me to check around for some Borderlands 2 Rule 34.  Firehawk and Tannis, not Scooter's sister.
 
2013-02-23 09:52:01 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-23 09:55:14 PM

Yuri Futanari: [i.imgur.com image 850x459]


Pinkie Pie singing Smile, Smile, Smile in Skyrim.
 
2013-02-23 09:58:46 PM

BronyMedic: The totally not gay people who watch TV Wrasslin. Which is totally NOT gay in any way.

I mean. Come on, people. What is homosexual about two half-naked men in a spandex thong wrestling around on a mat? Grabbing eachother. Getting all hot and sweaty, and rubbing on eachother while trying to flex their muscles to the camera.

Totally. Not. Gay.


I seriously had a guy who spent an inordinate amount of his meager income on his TV wrasslin' obsession (PPV, tshirts, paraphanalia etc) try to tell me that guys who don't watch wrasslin' are gay.

My response to him reminded me of your post only, you know, with more swearing.

I actually only started watching MLP because of Fark and the memes.

Was a fan of Faust since PPG and am a huge fan of Tara Strong's work.

It's a fun show, with distinctive art, a positive message and plenty of cultural references for the elders.

I wouldn't call myself a Brony per se but I am Brony adjacent (my sister who runs a day care is a huge fan as well and a self described Brony) and Brony-friendly in that I delight in bashing trolls who wander into Pony threads determined to troll the shiat out of the thing.

Those are the real creeps in my rarely humble opinion.
 
2013-02-23 10:02:05 PM
So... Are my little pony fans like furies, but without costumes? I really don't understand at all.
 
2013-02-23 10:04:59 PM
I'm only a Brony on the internet, mostly on Fark or when I run into people who have a comically irrational hatred for ponies (which is mostly on Fark).  Outside of that I just like the show, though I'm still only halfway through season 3.

I really should catch up.
 
2013-02-23 10:08:36 PM

rickycal78: It's not the show or characters that are the problem, it's the creepy guys that end up being fans of the show. And I don't mean the ones that are "The show is decently done and I watch it with my kid and I enjoy the show" type fans. It's the "MLP are awesome, have you read my clopping fanfic?" and the "What this discussion really needs are captioned Pony pics" type fans.


The internet is a dumping ground for people who don't like to socialize with others. Weirdness is a given.

That being said, I do see where you're coming from in that perception, and Ponies have their share of weirdos (most of whom cluster around the awkward teenage male subset). I like the show, I like the art, and I like all the randomness the fanbase produces. There's porn and there's fapping to porn - just like every popular thing in the history of ever. Most of the problems are derived from the fanbase being so new (the people I have talked to have mentioned this being their first or second "real" fandom). Some of the older (mid 20s, but by internet standards, I'm old) fans have done this rodeo before and aren't afraid to tell the youngin's to shut the bloody hell up.

Finally, let he who's never searched for Pony tentacle hentai at 2 in the morning cast the first stone

/Kidding
//I search at 1:45
 
2013-02-23 10:10:15 PM

p the boiler: So... Are my little pony fans like furies, but without costumes? I really don't understand at all.


Sigh. Time to put on my begrudgingly informative pants.

"Fursuiters" are a small subset of the furry community, and while every furry con (and most comic book cons) will have a few, the vast majority of people in the community just like the art/psychological/psychosexual aspects. It's the idea of animal traits, not the dressing up like you work at Disneyland.

Bronies are fandom cousins, but there isn't a specific crossover between them.

There is creepy porn of  Transformers, so don't act like pony porn and furry porn is the weirdest thing on the Internet, even if it creeps you (and me) out. farking robots.
 
2013-02-23 10:11:42 PM

Twilight Farkle: I'm at a loss as to whether the bulk of the material out there was created under R34 or R35/43. By R19/20 ("The more you hate it the stronger it gets"/"Nothing is to be taken seriously") demand that my response to it be a shrug, a "dudes, that's creepy," and some laughter.


I don't think it's either. There's a lot of legitimate MLP anthro-furry porn simply because the audience already exists in the form of people who are down with that sort of thing. Yeah, maybe the first guy who put Fluttershy-with-a-giant-boner pictures on 4Chan or Tumblr or whatever was doing Rule 34 but I suspect that the vast majority of it is kind of a confused extension of fur-inclined sexuality. And yeah, that's weird, but as far as the spectrum of human sexuality goes, at least it has a place on the map and give some people an outlet.

I'd like to say that only an extraordinarily tiny fraction of MLP fandon has any overlap with sexuality in any way at all but it's probably one of those things where any percentage over zero equates to every single person who has ever liked it.
 
2013-02-23 10:13:10 PM

Bloody William: p the boiler: So... Are my little pony fans like furies, but without costumes? I really don't understand at all.

Sigh. Time to put on my begrudgingly informative pants.

"Fursuiters" are a small subset of the furry community, and while every furry con (and most comic book cons) will have a few, the vast majority of people in the community just like the art/psychological/psychosexual aspects. It's the idea of animal traits, not the dressing up like you work at Disneyland.

Bronies are fandom cousins, but there isn't a specific crossover between them.

There is creepy porn of  Transformers, so don't act like pony porn and furry porn is the weirdest thing on the Internet, even if it creeps you (and me) out. farking robots.


I still don't get it
 
2013-02-23 10:16:37 PM
If you're an adult male that uses My Little Pony imagery, you're probably a molester.
 
2013-02-23 10:17:26 PM

p the boiler: So... Are my little pony fans like furies, but without costumes? I really don't understand at all.


Bronies and Furries are self-selected titles, and are two separate (but distinct) subgroups.

The furries you're thinking of are the suit wearers, and they are in fact a very small minority among the furry community. (Similar to how a fat douchebag in Harley Davidson gear revving an engine through city limits is not representative of motorcycle riders as a whole)

Most furries, when asked about suiting, just kind of agree that it's someone's thing and to live and let live. They're not really offended if someone asks about the CSI episode (dude in a weird farking-in-suit-club got murdered) if done so with an open mind. I'm not a furry, but the con I went to convinced me that they're pretty cool people with a spiffy (if stereotypical) philanthropy goal - the 2009 Louisville fur con raised money for a no-kill animal shelter and got a couple of local businesses to donate a portion of sales to the cause. I went with a buddy of mine and we had a blast.

Furries > Furries who suit > Furries who fark in suit > Furries who fark in suit with removable crotch pieces

Each level outward is a smaller and decidedly more weird subgroup that represents the whole even less than the one before it.
 
2013-02-23 10:17:53 PM

Bloody William: There is creepy porn of Transformers, so don't act like pony porn and furry porn is the weirdest thing on the Internet, even if it creeps you (and me) out. farking robots.


Rescue Ranger porn is the weirdest.
 
2013-02-23 10:17:58 PM

p the boiler: So... Are my little pony fans like furies, but without costumes? I really don't understand at all.


They're people. Most of them have to some degree embraced the lessons and values imposed by the show (weregoingtoloveandtoleratetheshiatoutofyou.jpg), which is something that's a bit different from other fandoms that might be based on a mass media property.

It's particularly interesting for the socially disconnected because the whole show is kind of a how-to manual for being a functional social person.
 
2013-02-23 10:23:16 PM

1derful: If you're an adult male that uses My Little Pony imagery, you're probably a molester.


If you are a person who quotes Tool lyrics in their Fark profiles you probably enjoy being pegged.

/Whee trolling is fun, eh?
 
2013-02-23 10:25:56 PM

1derful: If you're an adult male that uses My Little Pony imagery, you're probably a molester.


Being an adult male My Little Pony fan has led me to a number of great real-life friendships with other adults and to some success in dating.
 
2013-02-23 10:26:22 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Bloody William: There is creepy porn of Transformers, so don't act like pony porn and furry porn is the weirdest thing on the Internet, even if it creeps you (and me) out. farking robots.

Rescue Ranger porn is the weirdest.


That's now how you spell "best".
 
2013-02-23 10:47:21 PM

likefunbutnot:
It's particularly interesting for the socially disconnected because the whole show is kind of a how-to manual for being a functional social person.


And a lot of these basic social skills transfer directly to the adult/business/academic/professional world. Applejack's overwork ("Applebuck Season") detracts from her productivity, a lesson in QA and process management ("Super-Speedy-Cider-Squeezy 6000") disguised as a tribute to "The Music Man," and, of course, Twilight's innovative way of dealing with deadline pressure in "Lesson Zero"... or were the events of Lesson Zero all the result of Celestia being a poor manager and choosing the wrong metric?

i.imgur.com

Well, that's sorta something about leadership.
 
2013-02-23 10:49:24 PM

1derful: If you're an adult male that uses My Little Pony imagery, you're probably a molester.


You're probably an idiot, if you believe that.
 
2013-02-23 10:59:58 PM

quatchi: BronyMedic: The totally not gay people who watch TV Wrasslin. Which is totally NOT gay in any way.

I mean. Come on, people. What is homosexual about two half-naked men in a spandex thong wrestling around on a mat? Grabbing eachother. Getting all hot and sweaty, and rubbing on eachother while trying to flex their muscles to the camera.

Totally. Not. Gay.

I seriously had a guy who spent an inordinate amount of his meager income on his TV wrasslin' obsession (PPV, tshirts, paraphanalia etc) try to tell me that guys who don't watch wrasslin' are gay.

My response to him reminded me of your post only, you know, with more swearing.

I actually only started watching MLP because of Fark and the memes.

Was a fan of Faust since PPG and am a huge fan of Tara Strong's work.

It's a fun show, with distinctive art, a positive message and plenty of cultural references for the elders.

I wouldn't call myself a Brony per se but I am Brony adjacent (my sister who runs a day care is a huge fan as well and a self described Brony) and Brony-friendly in that I delight in bashing trolls who wander into Pony threads determined to troll the shiat out of the thing.

Those are the real creeps in my rarely humble opinion.


Bronies molest children.
 
2013-02-23 11:00:31 PM

quatchi: BronyMedic: The totally not gay people who watch TV Wrasslin. Which is totally NOT gay in any way.

I mean. Come on, people. What is homosexual about two half-naked men in a spandex thong wrestling around on a mat? Grabbing eachother. Getting all hot and sweaty, and rubbing on eachother while trying to flex their muscles to the camera.

Totally. Not. Gay.

I seriously had a guy who spent an inordinate amount of his meager income on his TV wrasslin' obsession (PPV, tshirts, paraphanalia etc) try to tell me that guys who don't watch wrasslin' are gay.

My response to him reminded me of your post only, you know, with more swearing.

I actually only started watching MLP because of Fark and the memes.

Was a fan of Faust since PPG and am a huge fan of Tara Strong's work.

It's a fun show, with distinctive art, a positive message and plenty of cultural references for the elders.

I wouldn't call myself a Brony per se but I am Brony adjacent (my sister who runs a day care is a huge fan as well and a self described Brony) and Brony-friendly in that I delight in bashing trolls who wander into Pony threads determined to troll the shiat out of the thing.

Those are the real creeps in my rarely humble opinion.


YOU.

I love you, man.

It's such a cute show, and it has such a positive message for my 9 year old. We've bonded so much over this show. It just kills me when people come in and hate on the Bronies. I'm a grown adult and I like the show. Don't hate, people. LOVE AND TOLERATE
 
2013-02-23 11:08:47 PM

quatchi: Chariset: Wow...the sweetest, most timid, and most sensitive pony in the cast is your target?

Why not pick a pony people would actually want to slap around, like Pinkie Pie?

The Rainbow Dash slap fest was better.

/Felt bad about smacking Fluttershy at around smack 20 and stopped.
//How'd everyone else do on that?


Lost count, myself.
 
2013-02-23 11:13:42 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-23 11:18:02 PM

WhippingBoy: Bronies molest children.


Really? Please cite your source on this?
Account created:2012-04-24 11:25:58And nothing of value will be lost.
 
2013-02-23 11:18:43 PM

XMark: Clicked a few times. But it's Fluttershy, so I just feel bad about myself :(


I clicked... more than a few times. Mostly because I wanted to be sure I'd seen all the different expressions.

And now I'm vaguely worried that my plastic pony herd will be attacking me in my dreams nightmares tonight. (Luckily their superhero guardian, Huntress, has some balance issues due to tiny feet and a general failure of adhesives this winter. She cannot help them. So there's that.)
 
2013-02-23 11:19:15 PM

TV's Vinnie: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-23 11:28:39 PM

WhippingBoy: Bronies molest children.


You think about molesting children a lot don't you?

Seek help.

/Seriously, take some trolling lessons.
//You are terrible at this.


Bunny Deville: YOU.

I love you, man.

It's such a cute show, and it has such a positive message for my 9 year old. We've bonded so much over this show. It just kills me when people come in and hate on the Bronies. I'm a grown adult and I like the show. Don't hate, people. LOVE AND TOLERATE


/) (\

Bro hoof!

Back at ya with bells on.

Peace, love, tolerance and understanding for the win.

/Big Lebowski references, etc, are just icing on the Wincake.
//Or cupcake if you prefer,
///Mmmm cupcakes! Almost as good as pie.
 
2013-02-23 11:29:44 PM
"For those of you who dislike visible members of a fandom for a little girl's television show, here's a computer program that lets you simulate slapping a little girl without any context or reason."

That'll learn them.
 
2013-02-23 11:32:42 PM
let me know when someone makes one that allows me to perform a Mozambique Drill.
 
2013-02-23 11:34:45 PM

Canton: XMark: Clicked a few times. But it's Fluttershy, so I just feel bad about myself :(

I clicked... more than a few times. Mostly because I wanted to be sure I'd seen all the different expressions.

And now I'm vaguely worried that my plastic pony herd will be attacking me in my dreams nightmares tonight. (Luckily their superhero guardian, Huntress, has some balance issues due to tiny feet and a general failure of adhesives this winter. She cannot help them. So there's that.)


img.photobucket.com

Always an occupational hazard after spending a night listening to pony music.
 
2013-02-24 12:06:31 AM

GAT_00: St_Francis_P: For those of us more or less neutral about My Little Pony, this is mighty creepy.

Well, look at it this way: almost certainty there are people fapping furiously to this.


cl.jroo.me
 
2013-02-24 12:17:22 AM

GAT_00: St_Francis_P: For those of us more or less neutral about My Little Pony, this is mighty creepy.

Well, look at it this way: almost certainty there are people fapping furiously to this.


On that note. this is very, INCREDIBLY Not Safe For Work
 
2013-02-24 12:21:25 AM

real_headhoncho: Chariset: Wow...the sweetest, most timid, and most sensitive pony in the cast is your target?

Why not pick a pony people would actually want to slap around, like Pinkie Pie?

Well, you can smack Rainbow Dash in the face with Granny Smith's purse if you don't want to beat on Fluttershy.

/can't believe this went green...


Oh thank goodness.. That is so much better.

//Pinkie Pie is best pony.
 
2013-02-24 12:22:59 AM

yukichigai: GAT_00: St_Francis_P: For those of us more or less neutral about My Little Pony, this is mighty creepy.

Well, look at it this way: almost certainty there are people fapping furiously to this.

On that note. this is very, INCREDIBLY Not Safe For Work


"keepsakekept:
    Fluttershy
awesome."

NO IT'S NOT, IT'S SICK YOU SOCIOPATH DEVIANT FARK!!
 
2013-02-24 12:25:38 AM

BronyMedic: Yeah, but this one was really obnoxious, and had a punchable face at that. :)


Love and tolerate eh?

You gonna be the spokespony for the group again? Just like earlier when you said that all of the NASCAR fans are just there for the crashes, and got your posts wiped for it?

/More than two bits miffed at you today, but it will pass.
//Still remembers how to love and tolerate.
 
2013-02-24 12:33:29 AM

Shadow Blasko:
//Pinkie Pie is best pony.


Meanwhile, in Las Pegasus... (LGT livestream)

i.imgur.com

...not quite as epic as Apple Bloom showing up after midnight to cover Bon Jovi last night, but I'll take it.
 
2013-02-24 12:33:52 AM
img59.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-24 12:34:29 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Finally, let he who's never searched for Pony tentacle hentai at 2 in the morning cast the first stone


I have no idea what you are on about...

So here is Calamari Pony

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-02-24 12:38:13 AM

Twilight Farkle: Shadow Blasko:
//Pinkie Pie is best pony.

Meanwhile, in Las Pegasus... (LGT livestream)

[i.imgur.com image 640x360]

...not quite as epic as Apple Bloom showing up after midnight to cover Bon Jovi last night, but I'll take it.


I like the pic Tara just sent out of collapsing in the limo to just check her phone and relax

pbs.twimg.com

And

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-02-24 12:42:50 AM
It's gonna be a long 9ish months, innit?
 
2013-02-24 12:52:04 AM

Twilight Farkle: Shadow Blasko:
//Pinkie Pie is best pony.

Meanwhile, in Las Pegasus... (LGT livestream)

[i.imgur.com image 640x360]

...not quite as epic as Apple Bloom showing up after midnight to cover Bon Jovi last night, but I'll take it.


Thank you for that. I'd never heard that song before.
img16.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-24 12:53:21 AM

Shadow Blasko:
I like the pic Tara just sent out of collapsing in the limo to just check her phone and relax

[pbs.twimg.com image 599x447]


i.imgur.com

Twilightlicious like a boss.
 
2013-02-24 12:54:03 AM
Is there a brony slapping game?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-24 01:00:45 AM

Twilight Farkle: Twilightlicious like a boss


Agreed. Tara rules.
 
2013-02-24 01:03:51 AM

Sim Tree:
...not quite as epic as Apple Bloom showing up after midnight to cover Bon Jovi last night, but I'll take it.

Thank you for that. I'd never heard that song before.
[img16.imageshack.us image 588x338]


My pleasure. Hergest Ridge has done more than his share of pony rock.

If you're more electronically (or 50s-70s-retro-)inclined, Michelle Creber (voice actor for Apple Bloom) has one hell of a voice. She closed out friday night/saturday morning's festivities out with this little number.
 
2013-02-24 01:09:15 AM

Shadow Blasko: Love and tolerate eh?


Uh, no. Love and tolerate?

I'll expand on why I separated myself from the local group.

 I'm not going to love and tolerate a person who showed up at my place of employment, refused to leave when asked, and had to be escorted off the grounds by security because he wanted to "hang out" with me after following the person I was seeing at the time who was bringing me dinner. The same person who then went off several weeks later to complain about how he had to wait 30 minutes on his drive home because an officer of the Memphis Police Department, killed in the line of duty after taking a bullet meant for her partner, had her funeral procession delay him, and then said that was "selfish" for them to do to him. The same person who went to the head of the group and accused me of starting drama, while protecting another individual who had caused several of the underaged people (read: 13 - 17 year old girls) to leave the group because he made them uncomfortable. A person who, even after I left the group, continued to talk bad about me behind my back to my friends. This is that 18 year old with the "punchable" face. He's the one who called my room mate's girlfriend, someone I highly respect, "a biatch and told her to leave, the men were talking about ponies." (Not even being joking on this one)

I'm not going to love and tolerate a woman who stole and traced a good friend of mine's art and lied about it when confronted, who I actually at one point tried to help because supposedly she was stuck with an "abusive" room mate (but is now in business with that room mate), who lied about being ill and in the hospital to get money and free stuff from members in the group, and who after I refused to let her and her "husband" at the time use my spare room, decided to insert herself into my divorce, tell my ex-wife I was hiding money and sleeping with under aged girls in the group, as well as tried to involve my employer by telling them that I was recording kiddie porn while at work.

This same woman lied about being raped by her husband's "ex boyfriend" to the group, a man who wasn't even in the same area of the state when she said it happened.

I'm not going to love and tolerate a group of people who actively protect members who belittle, harass, and make others uncomfortable, and the "leaders" of the group do nothing about it. The last straw was when we had someone who sexually harassed a 13 year old, and it was pointed out by one of the members and nothing was done about it. (This 20 something walked up to her, and just grabbed her breast.)

It's been pointed out before, even among "brony famous" people, that the community uses "Love and Tolerate" as an excuse for poor social skills, sexual harassment and misogyny, and generally inexcusable behavior.

Shadow Blasko: You gonna be the spokespony for the group again? Just like earlier when you said that all of the NASCAR fans are just there for the crashes, and got your posts wiped for it?


I'm not speaking for the Brony community, just like I'm not a NASCAR fan. I'm speaking of my own personal experiences with the local fan group.

You can be miffed at me today. We'll both get over it and move on - I'm sure at some point you've said something to irk me, too. I find it odd that on a website which has it's members crack jokes and even glorify the deaths of everything from Police Officers, to Paramedics and Nurses in the line of duty, to 9/11 Victims, that an off-handed, sarcastic comment about NASCAR that wasn't even alone in being made in the thread set you off against me.

For what it's worth, Shadow, I'm sorry it did so.
 
2013-02-24 01:18:59 AM
BronyMedic: Words

Bullshait. Don't believe a word.

Brony is just an ass who tries to use association with Brony culture to cover that fact.
 
2013-02-24 01:22:09 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Bloody William: There is creepy porn of Transformers, so don't act like pony porn and furry porn is the weirdest thing on the Internet, even if it creeps you (and me) out. farking robots.

Rescue Ranger porn is the weirdest.

 
2013-02-24 01:22:43 AM
Sports and especially sports entertainment fans are generally more insecure than Bronies.
 
2013-02-24 01:23:36 AM

nmemkha: Bullshait. Don't believe a word.

Brony is just an ass who tries to use association with Brony culture to cover that fact.


Two problems with that.

Your first flawed assumption is that I'm not happy being an ass, especially to people like you.
Your second flawed assumption is that it doesn't give my black heart a little twinge of happiness to see you rage on FARK about it.
 
2013-02-24 01:23:42 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Bloody William: There is creepy porn of Transformers, so don't act like pony porn and furry porn is the weirdest thing on the Internet, even if it creeps you (and me) out. farking robots.

Rescue Ranger porn is the weirdest.


You must be new here.

/ftfm
 
2013-02-24 01:26:07 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Finally, let he who's never searched for Pony tentacle hentai at 2 in the morning cast the first stone

/Kidding
//I search at 1:45


1:25 am.
 
2013-02-24 01:27:09 AM
Are they all nudists?
Don't ever see any of the ponies wearing clothes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67GXh2JcBBs    <--- Fluttershy sleeps naked (SFW)
 
2013-02-24 01:27:39 AM

kim jong-un: 1:25 am.


Well, if you're on the East Coast, it's about that time.
 
2013-02-24 01:27:43 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-24 01:28:10 AM

BronyMedic: nmemkha: Bullshait. Don't believe a word.

Brony is just an ass who tries to use association with Brony culture to cover that fact.

Two problems with that.

Your first flawed assumption is that I'm not happy being an ass, especially to people like you.
Your second flawed assumption is that it doesn't give my black heart a little twinge of happiness to see you rage on FARK about it.


Rage? Please. Pure schadenfreude.
 
2013-02-24 01:28:15 AM
Wow, I really enjoyed smacking the shiat out of Fluttershy.  I'm bookmarking this for when I just need to hit something.  Too bad there aren't options as to objects you can use for the smacking - like a fist, a bat, a brick, or a mackerel.
 
2013-02-24 01:30:52 AM

nmemkha: Rage? Please. Pure schadenfreude.


I don't think so. It's more like an unhealthy obsession with me. Because you tend to make it a point to go out of your way to do nothing but threadshiat towards me with nothing to add to the topic at hand, or even a criticism of what point I've made.

It's just pointless, impotent rage typing.
 
2013-02-24 01:31:39 AM

BronyMedic: For what it's worth, Shadow, I'm sorry it did so.


Its cool.

If you were just another poster I would not have given two bucks about it.. But you're not, at least not to me.

I consider you a friend on here, and I respect you and what you do, and your a really smart person and I thought that what you posted was stupid and trite and was kinda hurtful to me. I have a lot of friends who like NASCAR.. I like NASCAR, and I get pissed when someone goes off on one of those "Lump the fans into the lowest common denominator of the group" things. Health and Safety workers are the most likely people to be hurt at a speedway (some of them were hurt today) and when you posted that... meh.. whatever. I expect more of you because I know you are smarter than that.

It's obvious there is a trait we have in common... ignorance pisses us right the hell off... and well, you were one of those people for a couple minutes, and it pissed me off.

I'm over it as of now...

Now.. for MY CSB

There is a local group of 20-30 something bronies who hang out at the goth club spinning poi on the dancefloor and generally being ravers on goth night. Ultra-brite LED's and other shiat on the dancefloor, which we are usually not appreciative of. (We like the dancefloor dark for a reason)

I "loved and tolerated... but advised them to chill" for two weeks. Then one of them who was rollin' wasn't paying attention and hit me with poi .. on the farking dance floor, and I had him kicked out (I have been a regular at the club for almost a decade.. so when I say someone needs to go .. they go)

On the way out, I confiscated his pony figurine (they all carry them... anyone who doesn't have a pony on them at all times, when challenged to "pony up" has to buy the next round of drinks or pay for a meal or whatever) and told him that he could have it back next week, when and if he wrote a letter to the club owner explaining what he had learned tonight. And "It had better be a letter fit for a Princess to read, or I'll have your ass banned till season 4".

He did it. He wrote the letter, it was polite and apologetic.. and he has stopped his friends from spinning poi on the dancefloor (That is what the columns and corners are for)
 
2013-02-24 01:33:09 AM

Shadow Blasko: and your a really


and you're a

UGH

/Already into the AppleFamily ciderrum

//Blackheart Rum is best rum
 
2013-02-24 01:39:42 AM

Shadow Blasko: spinning poi on the dancefloor


*puts hand up*

Old guy here.

/Just turned 50, feeling old.

WTH is spinning poi?

Does it involve Hawaiian cuisine in any way shape or form?
 
2013-02-24 01:40:36 AM

Shadow Blasko: I'm over it as of now...


Eh, it's fine. And I understand your point in the matter. The comment was not even meant to be taken seriously in the least. I'm pretty good at this Poe thing, I keep finding.

Shadow Blasko: There is a local group of 20-30 something bronies who hang out at the goth club spinning poi on the dancefloor and generally being ravers on goth night. Ultra-brite LED's and other shiat on the dancefloor, which we are usually not appreciative of. (We like the dancefloor dark for a reason)

I "loved and tolerated... but advised them to chill" for two weeks. Then one of them who was rollin' wasn't paying attention and hit me with poi .. on the farking dance floor, and I had him kicked out (I have been a regular at the club for almost a decade.. so when I say someone needs to go .. they go)

On the way out, I confiscated his pony figurine (they all carry them... anyone who doesn't have a pony on them at all times, when challenged to "pony up" has to buy the next round of drinks or pay for a meal or whatever) and told him that he could have it back next week, when and if he wrote a letter to the club owner explaining what he had learned tonight. And "It had better be a letter fit for a Princess to read, or I'll have your ass banned till season 4".

He did it. He wrote the letter, it was polite and apologetic.. and he has stopped his friends from spinning poi on the dancefloor (That is what the columns and corners are for)


We had a large amount of people walk away from the group - over 40 active members in a group of 240 - especially the online Skype and discussion boards, when all this went down. I left it when the harassment began with my employer and my ex-wife, and was basically told that if I didn't have transcripts or a recording of her doing it to prove it, that nothing could happen. A lot of the problem was that being in a group which has the appearance of protecting people who are acting predatory towards children is something that makes me ethically and professionally uncomfortable, and the people who were considered the "founders" of the group had basically turned over operations to a group of people who didn't care, or couldn't see it.

The sad thing is that the girl in question that carried the fact she couldn't use myself and my friends IRL had done this to multiple other people. Her MO was basically to buddy up to people she could get to feel sorry for her or she could use for her advantage, and then turn the group against them once she could no longer do so.
 
2013-02-24 01:45:06 AM

BronyMedic: The sad thing is that the girl in question that carried the fact she couldn't use myself and my friends IRL had done this to multiple other people. Her MO was basically to buddy up to people she could get to feel sorry for her or she could use for her advantage, and then turn the group against them once she could no longer do so.


Sounds like the drama that has kept me out of every group of Polyfriends, Fetlife groups, Pagan groups, Church groups, scouting groups, and every other group with a membership of more than 20 for the last 30 years.

quatchi: Shadow Blasko: spinning poi on the dancefloor

*puts hand up*

Old guy here.

/Just turned 50, feeling old.

WTH is spinning poi?

Does it involve Hawaiian cuisine in any way shape or form?


LED Poi spinning.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6xDbAaq4r8
 
2013-02-24 01:49:43 AM

Shadow Blasko: LED Poi spinning.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6xDbAaq4r8


Dayum. TY for link. Now I wanna clone Bruce Lee and see what he could do with a pair of those.
 
2013-02-24 01:51:14 AM
img15.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-24 01:52:21 AM
In case you didn't realize it, Fluttershy sleeps naked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67GXh2JcBBs
 
2013-02-24 01:57:41 AM

Twilight Farkle: TV's Vinnie: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]

[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


img.photobucket.com

Defensive Brony is defensive.

I've been monitoring /mlp/ over @ 4chan for the past few weeks. The levels of butthurt rage have been the likes of which even God has never seen.  Their already-thin skins are only microns thick now. Even Lauren Faust has been a bawling mess about the direction the show has been taking.

i48.tinypic.com

Face Reality you ManTards! The show was never meant for you in the first place! It was a show for little grade-school girls. Always was, and always will be. The show isn't there for you. It was put there to make a toy company lots of money.

i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-24 02:36:07 AM

Valacirca: Is there a brony slapping game?
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x638]


no negroes need apply
 
2013-02-24 02:44:12 AM

Shadow Blasko: Shadow Blasko: and your a really

and you're a

UGH

/Already into the AppleFamily ciderrum

//Blackheart Rum is best rum


Blackheart Rum? Is that only distributed in your area or nationwide? I haven't seen it before and I am intrigued.

/Rum fan
//End threadjack
 
2013-02-24 03:04:30 AM

SnarfVader: Blackheart Rum? Is that only distributed in your area or nationwide? I haven't seen it before and I am intrigued.

/Rum fan
//End threadjack


Blackheart is a FANTASTIC semi-new rum from.... KENTUCKY!

/srsly

Honestly, it has become my favorite. It's kinda Sailor Jerry-esque .. without quite so much cherry to the finish.
93 proof, cheaper than Captain.. and DAMNED tasty.

http://www.bilgemunky.com/pirate-reviews/rum/blackheart-rum/

At $23 for a freaking HANDLE I can't complain one bit!

i.imgur.com

/From Friday night..
 
2013-02-24 03:27:48 AM

Shadow Blasko: SnarfVader: Blackheart Rum? Is that only distributed in your area or nationwide? I haven't seen it before and I am intrigued.

/Rum fan
//End threadjack

Blackheart is a FANTASTIC semi-new rum from.... KENTUCKY!

/srsly

Honestly, it has become my favorite. It's kinda Sailor Jerry-esque .. without quite so much cherry to the finish.
93 proof, cheaper than Captain.. and DAMNED tasty.

http://www.bilgemunky.com/pirate-reviews/rum/blackheart-rum/

At $23 for a freaking HANDLE I can't complain one bit!



/From Friday night..


I'll look for it next time I'm in the store. If I can't find it, I know one of our former state-run liquor stores can order it. Thanks.
 
2013-02-24 03:36:45 AM

1derful: If you're an adult male that uses My Little Pony imagery, you're probably a molester.


The percentage of child molesting bronies is probably about the same as that of penis compensators amongst owners of firearms.

In other words, it's all in your head.

/not a brony
//not compensating
 
2013-02-24 03:48:50 AM

BronyMedic: Shadow Blasko: Love and tolerate eh?

Uh, no. Love and tolerate?

I'll expand on why I separated myself from the local group.

 I'm not going to love and tolerate a person who showed up at my place of employment, refused to leave when asked, and had to be escorted off the grounds by security because he wanted to "hang out" with me after following the person I was seeing at the time who was bringing me dinner. The same person who then went off several weeks later to complain about how he had to wait 30 minutes on his drive home because an officer of the Memphis Police Department, killed in the line of duty after taking a bullet meant for her partner, had her funeral procession delay him, and then said that was "selfish" for them to do to him. The same person who went to the head of the group and accused me of starting drama, while protecting another individual who had caused several of the underaged people (read: 13 - 17 year old girls) to leave the group because he made them uncomfortable. A person who, even after I left the group, continued to talk bad about me behind my back to my friends. This is that 18 year old with the "punchable" face. He's the one who called my room mate's girlfriend, someone I highly respect, "a biatch and told her to leave, the men were talking about ponies." (Not even being joking on this one)

I'm not going to love and tolerate a woman who stole and traced a good friend of mine's art and lied about it when confronted, who I actually at one point tried to help because supposedly she was stuck with an "abusive" room mate (but is now in business with that room mate), who lied about being ill and in the hospital to get money and free stuff from members in the group, and who after I refused to let her and her "husband" at the time use my spare room, decided to insert herself into my divorce, tell my ex-wife I was hiding money and sleeping with under aged girls in the group, as well as tried to involve my employer by telling them that I was re ...


JER-RY!  JER-RY!  JER-RY!  JER-RY!  JER-RY!  JER-RY!  JER-RY!  JER-RY! JER-RY!  JER-RY! JER-RY!  JER-RY!

Throw a chair at them already.
 
2013-02-24 04:12:49 AM

RatMaster999: The percentage of child molesting bronies is probably about the same as that of penis compensators amongst owners of firearms.


Whoa, that's a lot of child molesters.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-24 04:17:23 AM
Yeah I'm not clicking that cause I get the feeling somewhere out there a brony is jacking off to it.
/Nothing wrong with watching cartoons but when you start jerking off to them it's kinda weird.
 
2013-02-24 04:20:16 AM

A Terrible Human: Yeah I'm not clicking that cause I get the feeling somewhere out there a brony is jacking off to it.
/Nothing wrong with watching cartoons but when you start jerking off to them it's kinda weird.


Masturbating to cartoon ponies is one of the more normal brony activities honestly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCTKFP963wQ
 
2013-02-24 04:24:36 AM
Is this what we're doing for pony threads now that Season 3 is over?

Do we even need pony threads now that Season 3 is over?

/slapped Fluttershy more times than can be considered healthy
 
2013-02-24 04:28:54 AM

Valacirca: A Terrible Human: Yeah I'm not clicking that cause I get the feeling somewhere out there a brony is jacking off to it.
/Nothing wrong with watching cartoons but when you start jerking off to them it's kinda weird.

Masturbating to cartoon ponies is one of the more normal brony activities honestly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCTKFP963wQ


My god that was cringe inducing and I didn't even get 30 seconds in. Is there a word for being embarrassed for other people?
/I imagine the word is one of those fantastic German words.
 
2013-02-24 04:29:30 AM
It would be great if she just started crying after you hit her a few times.  Big, cartoon fountains of arching tears.  I would laugh my ass off.  Then you could make her tell you to go fark yourself or something.
 
2013-02-24 05:14:00 AM

BronyMedic: nmemkha: Rage? Please. Pure schadenfreude.

I don't think so. It's more like an unhealthy obsession with me. Because you tend to make it a point to go out of your way to do nothing but threadshiat towards me with nothing to add to the topic at hand, or even a criticism of what point I've made.

It's just pointless, impotent rage typing.


<3
 
2013-02-24 05:22:24 AM

Ed Grubermann: BronyMedic: The point I decided to leave is when an 18 year old kid who still lived at home with his mom and dad, no job, decided to look at me and say I didn't know anything about life.

That's 99% of all 18-year-olds.


And they usually grow up to be Republicans.  Of course, they hide the 18-year-old kinks they had so they can get elected.
 
2013-02-24 05:25:11 AM

BronyMedic: likefunbutnot: BronyMedic: if you want to get technical, Mass Effect 3 and FemSheppard's romance choices with Wrex were bestiality.

My go-to example of this is Superman and Lois Lane, actually.

Yeah, but the kids don't really get that example. Just like they don't understand the onion on your belt.


Well, they might get Riker and Troi.

/B-b-but Troi's half-human!
//Then it applies to Lwaxana and Ian Troi, too.
 
2013-02-24 05:38:55 AM

nmemkha: BronyMedic: nmemkha: Rage? Please. Pure schadenfreude.

I don't think so. It's more like an unhealthy obsession with me. Because you tend to make it a point to go out of your way to do nothing but threadshiat towards me with nothing to add to the topic at hand, or even a criticism of what point I've made.

It's just pointless, impotent rage typing.

<3


So, it has come to this, then.
 
2013-02-24 07:54:29 AM
I'm indifferent to My Little Pony and I find this very disturbing.
 
2013-02-24 08:00:48 AM

spqr2001: St_Francis_P: For those of us more or less neutral about My Little Pony, this is mighty creepy.

I know grown men who watch that show.  *THAT* is what creeps me out.


Does my watching with my 5 year old daughter qualify as creepy?
 
2013-02-24 08:03:43 AM
This whole thread weirds me out.

koshkicat.com
 
2013-02-24 08:47:19 AM
No subby, see we don't think there's anything wrong with the show at all and our daughters love it.  Its creepy grown men who worship the show that need to be mocked and slapped with some sense.
 
2013-02-24 08:55:33 AM

Shadow Blasko: BronyMedic: The sad thing is that the girl in question that carried the fact she couldn't use myself and my friends IRL had done this to multiple other people. Her MO was basically to buddy up to people she could get to feel sorry for her or she could use for her advantage, and then turn the group against them once she could no longer do so.

Sounds like the drama that has kept me out of every group of Polyfriends, Fetlife groups, Pagan groups, Church groups, scouting groups, and every other group with a membership of more than 20 for the last 30 years.



This.

(the only group with which I have not yet seen this is the scooter group i'm in. But if all you do is eat brunch and go for a ride, maybe there's not much drama to be had?)
 
2013-02-24 08:59:00 AM
lol I've been around the furry fandom for over 20 years and have considered myself a member of it since '99 and I swear, the brony fandom is going through in just over three years what took the furry fandom almost thirty to go through. It's like watching the last two decades of my furry fandom experience happen in fast forward time lapse.

Sorry, but the fandoms aren't just cousins, they're one in the freaking same. Same basic idea, same kinds of people, same drama. Same amount of hypocrisy, too.

I love and hate both just as much sometimes. Mostly, I just wish I had more friends in both. People in both talk a good game when it comes to friendship but when it comes to actually following through, most of the people I ended up trusting ended up being users.

haven't watched ponies since season 2. friend of mine who was going out with this much younger guy (despite the hubby not knowing the relationship went beyond just fun time friends) decided to confide in me and tell me what was going on, making me complicit in her cheating on hubby. I finally convinced her to do the right thing. Her relationship with the bf fell apart of course but her and hubby are ok and now bf has a girl. Everyone turned out ok but because I was in the middle, im Mr. Guilty memories. Now I don't have anyone to watch the show with and frankly every time i see pony stuff it's pretty hard not to think of how shiatty i got treated even tho I basically helped save a marriage and a friendship.

her and ex bf still watch pony together apparently im not welcome. boo hoo me friendship is tragic whatever
 
2013-02-24 09:00:57 AM

Twilight Farkle: NewportBarGuy: Is there one of these where you turn the ponies into sausage?

[i.imgur.com image 600x397]

How 'bout bacon?

Update via twitter: False alarm, some derpy individual walked out an alarmed exit door and tripped a false alarm.


Did they at least have the grace to say "My bad!"
 
2013-02-24 09:30:21 AM
....It's just a cartoon.  A funny cartoon, like the Warner Bros. with less obvious adult humor, but don't you think that there might be some taking this way too seriously?  Wow.  Back stabbing and intrigue and affairs and brawls and hmmm.  It doesn't seem like a loss of perspective?
 
2013-02-24 09:32:16 AM
"It's just a cartoon.  A funny cartoon, like the Warner Bros. with less obvious adult humor, but don't you think that there might be some taking this way too seriously?  Wow.  Back stabbing and intrigue and affairs and brawls and hmmm.  It doesn't seem like a loss of perspective? "

lolhumans?

When 'don't' people sometimes take shiat too seriously and make a bigger deal out of things than is necessary? I mean, you're doing it right now.
 
2013-02-24 10:33:38 AM

BronyMedic: Yeah, but the kids don't really get that example. Just like they don't understand the onion on your belt.


They'd say the same thing if I mentioned Riker and Troi or Sheridan and Delenn, wouldn't they. God, I really am old.
 
2013-02-24 10:36:45 AM
Oh, this again.  As for me, i finally started watching Breaking Bad tonight.  Oh god, someone please tell me that this show continues to be as awesome as the first three episodes, and that it doesn't tragically jump the shark like Heroes and Lost.

Please?
 
2013-02-24 10:47:07 AM

Marc L'Hommedieu: Oh, this again.  As for me, i finally started watching Breaking Bad tonight.  Oh god, someone please tell me that this show continues to be as awesome as the first three episodes, and that it doesn't tragically jump the shark like Heroes and Lost.

Please?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNbtD_9pNo0  You're better off watching this, then.
 
2013-02-24 10:56:20 AM

Marc L'Hommedieu: Oh, this again.  As for me, i finally started watching Breaking Bad tonight.  Oh god, someone please tell me that this show continues to be as awesome as the first three episodes, and that it doesn't tragically jump the shark like Heroes and Lost.

Please?


In case serious:  The whole first season pales compared to the rest of them, its a show that just gets better and better the further along it goes.
 
2013-02-24 11:24:25 AM

BronyMedic: It's been pointed out before, even among "brony famous" people, that the community uses "Love and Tolerate" as an excuse for poor social skills, sexual harassment and misogyny, and generally inexcusable behavior.


See, that's the neat thing about being in a fandom such as Star Trek. We're all about the friendship and toleration - to an extent.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-24 11:27:54 AM
How did I miss a pony thread? I always enjoy trying to turn you bronies back into real men.
 
2013-02-24 11:40:39 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: How did I miss a pony thread? I always enjoy trying to turn you bronies back into real men.



What I think of every time I see you in one of these threads.
 
2013-02-24 11:57:04 AM
Masturbating to cartoon ponies is one of the more normal brony activities honestly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCTKFP963wQ


farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-24 12:08:49 PM

quatchi: WhippingBoy: Bronies molest children.

You think about molesting children a lot don't you?

Seek help.

/Seriously, take some trolling lessons.
//You are terrible at this.



What are you talking about? I typed three words and got two bites. Worship me as your God.
 
2013-02-24 12:27:43 PM

BronyMedic: WhippingBoy: Bronies molest children.

Really? Please cite your source on this?
Account created:2012-04-24 11:25:58And nothing of value will be lost.


So you can dish it out by calling wrasslin fans gay, but you can't take it?

For shame.
 
2013-02-24 01:01:47 PM
I have the weirdest broner right now.
 
2013-02-24 02:28:38 PM

BronyMedic: Shadow Blasko: Love and tolerate eh?

Uh, no. Love and tolerate?

I'll expand on why I separated myself from the local group.

 I'm not going to love and tolerate a person who showed up at my place of employment, refused to leave when asked, and had to be escorted off the grounds by security because he wanted to "hang out" with me after following the person I was seeing at the time who was bringing me dinner. The same person who then went off several weeks later to complain about how he had to wait 30 minutes on his drive home because an officer of the Memphis Police Department, killed in the line of duty after taking a bullet meant for her partner, had her funeral procession delay him, and then said that was "selfish" for them to do to him. The same person who went to the head of the group and accused me of starting drama, while protecting another individual who had caused several of the underaged people (read: 13 - 17 year old girls) to leave the group because he made them uncomfortable. A person who, even after I left the group, continued to talk bad about me behind my back to my friends. This is that 18 year old with the "punchable" face. He's the one who called my room mate's girlfriend, someone I highly respect, "a biatch and told her to leave, the men were talking about ponies." (Not even being joking on this one)

I'm not going to love and tolerate a woman who stole and traced a good friend of mine's art and lied about it when confronted, who I actually at one point tried to help because supposedly she was stuck with an "abusive" room mate (but is now in business with that room mate), who lied about being ill and in the hospital to get money and free stuff from members in the group, and who after I refused to let her and her "husband" at the time use my spare room, decided to insert herself into my divorce, tell my ex-wife I was hiding money and sleeping with under aged girls in the group, as well as tried to involve my employer by telling them that I was re ...


Hug! Any fandom has a mixed bag of people, sadly if one unbalanced drama-llama gets into a group it destroys it.

It's why I'm weary of joining fan groups.
 
2013-02-24 03:46:45 PM

shortymac: It's why I'm weary of joining fan groups.


Same here.
 
2013-02-24 05:14:20 PM

Apos: *scans headline*

[d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net image 500x375]


LOL...perfect!
 
2013-02-24 06:58:27 PM

BronyMedic: nmemkha: BronyMedic: nmemkha: Rage? Please. Pure schadenfreude.

I don't think so. It's more like an unhealthy obsession with me. Because you tend to make it a point to go out of your way to do nothing but threadshiat towards me with nothing to add to the topic at hand, or even a criticism of what point I've made.

It's just pointless, impotent rage typing.

<3

So, it has come to this, then.


Love and tolerance has nothing to do with homosexuality. If you really were a "Brony" you would practice what you preach.

Calling me "gay" doesn't faze me. I do find it funny your narcissism drives you to imagine unrequited homoerotic delusion in your tiny mind though.
 
2013-02-24 07:53:26 PM

A Terrible Human: Is there a word for being embarrassed for other people?
/I imagine the word is one of those fantastic German words.


Heh. I don't know, but there certainly should be. Schadenfreude means "shadow joy", so maybe "shadow shame" then?

Anyway speaking of shame, the worst bronies seem to have a problem in dealing with their shame of liking a show for very young children. People wouldn't have such a problem with it if they could just accept themselves and their weird hobby. As it is, they cannot seem to process their shame so they keep bringing it up in public venues and trying to justify or normalize it.
Hey, I'm into plenty of weird and embarrassing shiat, but the difference with me is that I know it's embarrassing and I don't try to henpeck people into accepting it.

Here's some shiat about Bronies and NPD:
http://pastebin.com/V7pA4xZy
 
2013-02-24 09:17:54 PM

Kaybeck: So you can dish it out by calling wrasslin fans gay, but you can't take it?

For shame.


Actually, I pointed out that wrestling has a lot of homoerotic undertones. I never called anyone gay. But that's besides the point.

Calling someone gay isn't an insult to most normal people. Calling someone a child molestor, especially when that someone works in a Children's Hosptial? Yeah. That's a bit more than calling someone "gay".

nmemkha: Love and tolerance has nothing to do with homosexuality. If you really were a "Brony" you would practice what you preach.


Funny. If you knew what you were talking about, you'd realize that "love and tolerance" started as an injoke in the community. In reality, I don't have to tolerate stupidity.

The people you're looking for are Christians. That whole turn the other cheek thing.

nmemkha: Calling me "gay" doesn't faze me. I do find it funny your narcissism drives you to imagine unrequited homoerotic delusion in your tiny mind though.


Oh, so you're an internet psychiatrist now, in addition to having an unhealthy fascination with me? You'll forgive me if I take someone who's profile has trollface.jpg in it as anything more than a joke.

But please, Doctor Seigmond Fraud, tell me about myself and my "unrequited homosexual desires". I'm interested to know about my life since you seem to know more about it.

You doth protest too much.

spamdog: Anyway speaking of shame, the worst bronies seem to have a problem in dealing with their shame of liking a show for very young children. People wouldn't have such a problem with it if they could just accept themselves and their weird hobby. As it is, they cannot seem to process their shame so they keep bringing it up in public venues and trying to justify or normalize it.
Hey, I'm into plenty of weird and embarrassing shiat, but the difference with me is that I know it's embarrassing and I don't try to henpeck people into accepting it.


You might want to go back to General Psychology I and pay attention to the part where it's pointed out that deviation from the social or gender norm by indiviudals is neither abnormal, nor pathological in nature - but rather the natural human variation of small countercultural movements. In addition, you really should be cautious about diagnosing people with a DSM-IV-TR listed disease when you are assigning it to people you have never examined or don't even meet the diagnostic criteria.
 
2013-02-25 01:11:03 AM

Yuri Futanari: I'm only a Brony on the internet, mostly on Fark or when I run into people who have a comically irrational hatred for ponies (which is mostly on Fark).  Outside of that I just like the show, though I'm still only halfway through season 3.

I really should catch up.


i.chzbgr.com

Well?

4.bp.blogspot.comi.imgur.com

We're waiting!

ravenlore:
Did they at least have the grace to say "My bad!"


Let's just say that any hot water that Discord and/or Derpy might have gotten themselves into yesterday for walking out an alarmed door is about 20% cooler than what's in store for the con's organizers.
 
2013-02-25 02:18:05 AM

WhippingBoy: Worship me as your God.


Better idea.

*plonk*
 
2013-02-25 05:48:37 AM
I am so turned on right now.
 
2013-02-25 08:15:31 AM

A Terrible Human: Valacirca: A Terrible Human: Yeah I'm not clicking that cause I get the feeling somewhere out there a brony is jacking off to it.
/Nothing wrong with watching cartoons but when you start jerking off to them it's kinda weird.

Masturbating to cartoon ponies is one of the more normal brony activities honestly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCTKFP963wQ

My god that was cringe inducing and I didn't even get 30 seconds in. Is there a word for being embarrassed for other people?
/I imagine the word is one of those fantastic German words.


Isn't it "brony"?
 
2013-02-25 08:48:05 AM
I found out recently that Rainbow Dash is not the pony you want to fark with ... Starscream found out the hard way:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8er83h9Bbn8
 
2013-02-25 10:05:58 PM
Dammit! I hate missing threads like this.  AND I'm Submitter!
 
2013-02-25 10:23:40 PM

real_headhoncho: Dammit! I hate missing threads like this.  AND I'm Submitter!


Thanks for the entertainment, subs.

i.imgur.com

In honor of the the third annual Operation Indiscriminate Friendship this Friday, yes, you can have a pony! Yours!
 
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