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(Yahoo)   Note to people who need to kill someone: most "hit men" are undercover cops, so you'll just have to do it yourself   (gma.yahoo.com) divider line 20
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2013-02-23 08:39:02 PM
3 votes:
How did I know it would be a woman.
2013-02-23 08:42:23 PM
2 votes:
Well, if you want things done to your satisfaction, you really have to do it yourself.
2013-02-24 05:13:57 AM
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: i have the TV on 24/7 in the background. mostly cop, true crime & forensic shows. the 'hire a hit man' bit never works out, even for millionaires, even if the arrest gets delayed many years. never, ever works. and even if you have the balls and you think you have the smarts to pull it off yourself you probably won't get away with it. way too many minor details, way too many things to go wrong. it's as stupid as thinking you can kidnap someone and successfully collect the ransom. real hard crimes are for real hard criminals, and most real hard criminals are already spending their lives behind bars or will be in a matter of time. short career / life span, that lot.


There aren't TV shows about the times it worked. Because it worked.
2013-02-23 11:54:04 PM
1 votes:

EvilEgg: I was wondering why that 13year old girl I was sexting with was so ready to kill my wife for me.


I am not only willing to sext you, meet you in person, kill your wife and sell you enough U238 for a crude atomic device with complete instructions on how to assemble the weapon (kind of an atomic Ikea) but I'm only 12 years old and will bring my hot mom with me. All you need to give me is Justin Bieber's last CD.
2013-02-23 11:50:15 PM
1 votes:
Here's how I'd do it:

Hire an illegal alien - not too hard to find. They deal with cash only and are affraid of talking to the cops. They'll probably do it for less than most and can blend back in to the shadows once the job is done.

Simple really. You just have to know how to speak a little Spanish.


You're welcome would be murders.
2013-02-23 10:29:49 PM
1 votes:
i have the TV on 24/7 in the background. mostly cop, true crime & forensic shows. the 'hire a hit man' bit never works out, even for millionaires, even if the arrest gets delayed many years. never, ever works. and even if you have the balls and you think you have the smarts to pull it off yourself you probably won't get away with it. way too many minor details, way too many things to go wrong. it's as stupid as thinking you can kidnap someone and successfully collect the ransom. real hard crimes are for real hard criminals, and most real hard criminals are already spending their lives behind bars or will be in a matter of time. short career / life span, that lot.
2013-02-23 10:08:54 PM
1 votes:
Just call 3624368.
2013-02-23 09:35:55 PM
1 votes:
Does anyone know a crack dealer? I need to launder some money, but don't know how.
2013-02-23 09:18:33 PM
1 votes:
Never trust a bottle blonde.
2013-02-23 09:00:22 PM
1 votes:
WHOA slow down. It's still considered murder? Even if somebody else does it for you???
2013-02-23 08:56:49 PM
1 votes:
From the comments:

"Well, at least she did not get busted for having sex with a student."

Pure gold right there.
2013-02-23 08:53:44 PM
1 votes:
The funny thing is, for the right price, most undercover cops WILL kill someone for you.
2013-02-23 08:46:35 PM
1 votes:
So when I advertise on Craigslist for a hitman, I'll just specify "no cops...."
2013-02-23 08:44:21 PM
1 votes:

Gergesa: I'm not sure how one would go about hiring a hitman but I would do my best to find a way to establish dead drops where prepaid cell phones would be the major way of communicating.


Start with known meth users.
2013-02-23 08:43:32 PM
1 votes:

RealAmericanHero: How does one go about finding a fake hitman, let alone a real one


That is one of those "if you have to ask you wont know" questions.
2013-02-23 08:40:09 PM
1 votes:
You'd think people would learn.  Just like the pedo bears that think a thirteen year old girl wants to have sex with a 58 year old.
2013-02-23 08:38:50 PM
1 votes:
How does one go about finding a fake hitman, let alone a real one
2013-02-23 08:36:43 PM
1 votes:
I'm not sure how one would go about hiring a hitman but I would do my best to find a way to establish dead drops where prepaid cell phones would be the major way of communicating.
2013-02-23 08:27:25 PM
1 votes:
Unless you want them shot in the back, then just hire a BART cop.
2013-02-23 08:26:44 PM
1 votes:
Or just con men who will take the money and run.
 
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