KrispyKritter: i have the TV on 24/7 in the background. mostly cop, true crime & forensic shows. the 'hire a hit man' bit never works out, even for millionaires, even if the arrest gets delayed many years. never, ever works. and even if you have the balls and you think you have the smarts to pull it off yourself you probably won't get away with it. way too many minor details, way too many things to go wrong. it's as stupid as thinking you can kidnap someone and successfully collect the ransom. real hard crimes are for real hard criminals, and most real hard criminals are already spending their lives behind bars or will be in a matter of time. short career / life span, that lot.
EvilEgg: I was wondering why that 13year old girl I was sexting with was so ready to kill my wife for me.
Gergesa: I'm not sure how one would go about hiring a hitman but I would do my best to find a way to establish dead drops where prepaid cell phones would be the major way of communicating.
RealAmericanHero: How does one go about finding a fake hitman, let alone a real one
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