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(NBC News)   North Korea warns the US that it faces "miserable destruction," which as destructions go is one of the worst kinds   (worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 60
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2013-02-23 07:44:20 PM  
8 votes:
Best Korea Leader has been married for less than a year and already wishes for the sweet, sweet release of death.
2013-02-23 03:30:43 PM  
8 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
I choose Mr Stay-Puft.
2013-02-23 07:42:25 PM  
5 votes:
I know they are just posturing (probably for their own citizens more than anybody else), and it's best to ignore them...but some small part of me thinks it would be funny if something of theirs blew up every time they said something like this.

"We will kill you all..."
    Boom
"What happened to that airbase?"

"We will rain death down upon you from above..."
     Boom
"Wait, where did the palace go?"
2013-02-23 07:35:11 PM  
4 votes:
We're already dealing with the GOP. How much more miserable can it get?
2013-02-23 08:56:40 PM  
3 votes:
Herro, I am a ordinary American pig dog. I to am to be raughing at mighty North Korea. I am perhaps totarry unawares of mighty fighting army of DPRK. And how their mighty reader Kim Jong Un, who I totarry have no knowredge of is most strong and has the biggest penis in the worrd and is a most handsome and cunning and can totarry preform the sex and is certainry not a gay homosexuar unrike what certain individuar says. I do not know that DPRK has rowist rates of obesity in worrd, and is number one country in entire earth. Well, nice making conversation with fellow imperiarist, now I go to make sex with fat wife whire eating cheeseburger and riding on scooter cart in war-mart.
2013-02-23 08:15:03 PM  
3 votes:
img836.imageshack.us
Amazing
2013-02-23 08:09:38 PM  
3 votes:
HA! Riiight.

i.imgur.com
2013-02-23 08:09:19 PM  
3 votes:

NutWrench: [upload.wikimedia.org image 300x250]
I choose Mr Stay-Puft.



www.thetimes.co.ukpoggroup.com
2013-02-23 07:31:49 PM  
3 votes:
I played Homefront.  The North Koreans aren't that tough.
2013-02-23 07:18:40 PM  
3 votes:

L.D. Ablo: Isn't this like the 400th time they've threatened to destroy us?


No because they do not lie and if they had ever said that you better believe the US would have been destructed.
2013-02-23 03:26:28 PM  
3 votes:
RATS.

I was hoping for "destruction by chocolate."
2013-02-23 09:16:40 PM  
2 votes:

Fecal Conservative: phojo1946: Everyone keeps underestimating the North Koreans, just as we did with the Japanese prior to December 7th, 1941 and with the Viet Cong & North Vietnamese in 1965 when Johnson sent in the Marines.   We must not go off on our own dreams about these people...they were bastards to fight against in 1951-53 ands will  be so again as they have been training for the day they can take us on since then...training for 60 years.

What they are going to do is build missiles to reach the US and then put nukes on them.  When they get to this point, they are going to come rushing out of thosse tunnels thay have been building fdor the past 60 years under the DMZ and hit the South with all they've got as well as telling the US not to interfere or they will fire their missiles at LA, San Francisco, et al.  Do you really think Obama has the cajones to risk the US cities then?  Especially not LA/Hollywood as that is one of his core supporter areas.  He couldn't get re-elected again if he loses Hollywood.  This is what lil Kim is planning..get nukes, invade the South and blackmail the US.

Obama is not goinga to do anything about it and then will retreat when threatened.  Just remember, you saw it here first!

2/10 a little heavy on the Obama lack of resolve.


Obama, the Muslim atheist, the spineless totalitarian, the fool mastermind.
2013-02-23 09:02:31 PM  
2 votes:
Do you really think Obama has the cajones to risk the US cities then?  Especially not LA/Hollywood as that is one of his core supporter areas.  He couldn't get re-elected again if he loses Hollywood.  This is what lil Kim is planning..get nukes, invade the South and blackmail the US.

Obama is not goinga to do anything about it and then will retreat when threatened.  Just remember, you saw it here first!


And I was counting on the third term for Barry.

/ You have to take your meds, even on the weekend.
2013-02-23 08:38:52 PM  
2 votes:

SurelyShirley: Will they invade the US before destructing us?

/pretty please?

[Best_K_Armyette]


Ooh! Naughty boarder penetration!
2013-02-23 07:56:24 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe it's the angle of the photo.  Maybe it's the fact that this kid is easily 2 - 3 times larger than the rest of the men in that photo.  But it really does look like he's got freakishly small, delicate little hands.
2013-02-23 07:54:47 PM  
2 votes:
He lives in a world tinged with fear. He knows he is despised in spite of the protestations of love and adoration. Destruction looms every time he sleeps.

/just like any married man
//just kidding, honey!
2013-02-23 07:48:45 PM  
2 votes:

msnbcmedia.msn.com


The Best Koreans could save a lot of money if they made their hats smaller. I would suggest a tasteful kepi... but Fatty Leader might think they were mocking his hair...um...style.

/and medals... what's with all the decorations? Cripes.
2013-02-23 07:43:01 PM  
2 votes:
I'm betting on melancholic destruction.
2013-02-23 07:36:16 PM  
2 votes:

bittermang: jake_lex: These threats are probably more for internal consumption than anything.

Then why keep releasing them? Just pass out an internal memo. At some point there has to be diminishing returns on a threat, a "boy who cried wolf" if you will.


In Best Korea, this is known as "the boy who claimed his grandfather was trying to cook and eat him".
2013-02-23 07:36:03 PM  
2 votes:
I'd settle for destruction by Snu-Snu.
2013-02-23 07:32:57 PM  
2 votes:
Miserable destruction is best destruction.
^^^
My headline didn't win, so the terrorists have won, or something.
2013-02-23 07:31:26 PM  
2 votes:
Did they watch that Red Dawn remake on the weekend?
2013-02-24 06:57:19 AM  
1 votes:

ciberido: Dokushin: Isn't it time we gave these idiots a little bit of what they keep asking for?  I don't mean anything big, I just mean waiting until dark and bombing anything with the lights on.

[www.globalsecurity.org image 850x630]
Good luck finding a target.


us:  we BOMBED EM@!! YEAH

"that was SOUTH KOREA you iDIOT! YOU JUST BOMBED SEOUL!"
2013-02-24 05:27:17 AM  
1 votes:

viscountalpha: BronyMedic: Marcintosh: They'll just stuff what ever they've got for nukes into some aircraft and fly them over the DMZ towards Seoul.  If I was one of the 28k americans stationed there I'd think about awol for a while.
Even a half assed nuke is pretty scary.
It'd even make the John Wayne-iest of you farkers poop your drawers.

If a madman threatens you with a knife - isn't that enough for you to take him seriously?  No?  FYI, It's not like in the movies, not at all.

No, a Half-assed nuke which poses more of a threat to the people who are trying to use it than the people who are being targeted with it doesn't equate to scary. Especially when they have no ability to even get close to delivering that weapon without loading it into a truck and driving it across the DMZ into the US base there.

A madman with a plastic knife he got out of the Wendy's salad bag isn't very scary at all.

They can pull off a nuke. It's not like inertial confinement is some big secret. If you don't understand some of the basics of nuclear weapon design, STFU.

And, have you been FARKING PAYING ATTENTION TO THEIR MISSILE PROGRAM!?!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_North_Korean_missile_tests

/ I'm done posting to the forums for people who don't even do basic legwork to back up their baseless, idiotic arguments.


OK, eek eek we're scared.
2013-02-24 02:50:56 AM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: I'd be a lot more worried that the Best Koreans were coming to eat us. That would be pretty miserable, come to think of it.


They'd share an american among an entire NK village and they'd STILL all die from cholesterol shock.
2013-02-24 01:59:00 AM  
1 votes:
Looks like Best Korea's hungry again.  He always starts barking like this when he wants food.
2013-02-23 11:54:00 PM  
1 votes:

Githerax: What a strange situation for Kim Jong-un.  He was educated in Europe, then has to go home and run a country in that manner.  He must realize what a sham his life is, how can he stand it?


I've wondered a lot about this myself.  Dude has seen the outside world, he is personally familiar with the west and is accutely aware of the bullshiat being stacked tall and deep by his government.  Then I wonder if maybe, just maybe, he's in his own 24 hour living hell.  Like some kind of horrible deal with the devil where he has to maintain The Big Lie even though he wants to change and knows better.  I mean how the hell else can one explain that haircut??
2013-02-23 11:04:40 PM  
1 votes:

BronyMedic: ciberido: Good luck finding a target.

Like a vice president shooting someone in the face, nuclear weapons don't really need to have a precise target to do their job. We're not exactly talking precision munitions here.

They're pretty much fire and forget.


He DID say "anything with the lights on."
2013-02-23 10:59:24 PM  
1 votes:

Dokushin: Isn't it time we gave these idiots a little bit of what they keep asking for?  I don't mean anything big, I just mean waiting until dark and bombing anything with the lights on.


www.globalsecurity.org
Good luck finding a target.
2013-02-23 09:53:21 PM  
1 votes:

BumpInTheNight: I'd settle for destruction by Snu-Snu.


even if it was from rosie o'donnel? and she rolled over onto you? or you were on the bottom of missionary?
2013-02-23 09:27:57 PM  
1 votes:

NutWrench: [upload.wikimedia.org image 300x250]
I choose Mr Stay-Puft.


Stay Puft sent the signal to my wife's plate last weekend.
Alert the key master.

i.imgur.com
2013-02-23 09:15:04 PM  
1 votes:
i2.ytimg.com
2013-02-23 09:07:48 PM  
1 votes:

Summa cum loudly: Mr. Eugenides: Glancing Blow: Do they have rockets that can reach the US? Yes, within 5 years - some think now.

As soon as you have the ability to put something in orbit, you can hit anywhere on earth.

You do realize how utterly and completely wrong you are, right?


Honestly, no, I don't.  A shallow north-south orbit can be de-orbited anywhere on the globe.  So once you have the tech to put something into orbit you have the tech to drop it anywhere.  How is that wrong?
2013-02-23 09:03:48 PM  
1 votes:
Well, miserable isn't nice
But would ice suffice?
2013-02-23 08:53:58 PM  
1 votes:
Aw, somebody's hungry and cranky.

Seriously, anyone could handle US foreign policy if they have ever had a 2 year old.
2013-02-23 08:49:48 PM  
1 votes:

Githerax: What a strange situation for Kim Jong-un.  He was educated in Europe, then has to go home and run a country in that manner.  He must realize what a sham his life is, how can he stand it?


The regime leaders control his food supply. Dance for us, fatty. Dance on the world stage. Look - we bought the recipeinstructions for Twinkies when Hostess went out of business. Keep stirring up that anti-American sentiment.
2013-02-23 08:32:40 PM  
1 votes:
Everyone keeps underestimating the North Koreans, just as we did with the Japanese prior to December 7th, 1941 and with the Viet Cong & North Vietnamese in 1965 when Johnson sent in the Marines.   We must not go off on our own dreams about these people...they were bastards to fight against in 1951-53 ands will  be so again as they have been training for the day they can take us on since then...training for 60 years.

What they are going to do is build missiles to reach the US and then put nukes on them.  When they get to this point, they are going to come rushing out of thosse tunnels thay have been building fdor the past 60 years under the DMZ and hit the South with all they've got as well as telling the US not to interfere or they will fire their missiles at LA, San Francisco, et al.  Do you really think Obama has the cajones to risk the US cities then?  Especially not LA/Hollywood as that is one of his core supporter areas.  He couldn't get re-elected again if he loses Hollywood.  This is what lil Kim is planning..get nukes, invade the South and blackmail the US.

Obama is not goinga to do anything about it and then will retreat when threatened.  Just remember, you saw it here first!
2013-02-23 08:29:47 PM  
1 votes:

ontariolightning: Best Korea is right. USA is facing miserable destruction except not how they think. US is destroying itself. Their whole country is an autoimmune disease.


i guess we should legalize pot, it's the obvious solution
2013-02-23 08:25:00 PM  
1 votes:
Pity Truman had no balls or spine (hey even Roosevelt didn't read him in on the Manhattan project...) and sorry South Korea, but IMO nuke the norks off the map before they start selling nukes to every achmed, aziz and farquad durka durka mohammed jihad type.

/serial y0, truman shouldve nuked the norks/red china and split the result with mother russia, wouldve made the world a much better place and spared us Vietfarkingnam
2013-02-23 08:15:44 PM  
1 votes:
Glass parking lot says what?
2013-02-23 08:15:41 PM  
1 votes:

Ima4nic8or: Why do we put up with crap from those roaches? We should drop a few dozen nukes on their asses then ask them if they'd like to talk some more shiat.


3.bp.blogspot.com

Better yet, let's just drop a few of these babies on them instead and really teach them the fear of Jesus.
2013-02-23 08:00:45 PM  
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: RATS.

I was hoping for "destruction by chocolate."


Would've been funnier if you'd said "NUTS".

And if you'd been in Bastogne.  In the winter.  Surrounded by Germans.
2013-02-23 08:00:22 PM  
1 votes:
Cut the crazy bomber bullshiat

i155.photobucket.com
2013-02-23 07:58:51 PM  
1 votes:

Ima4nic8or: Why do we put up with crap from those roaches? We should drop a few dozen nukes on their asses then ask them if they'd like to talk some more shiat.


Ladies and gentlemen, direct from October 2001...Ima4nic8or!
2013-02-23 07:58:10 PM  
1 votes:

Ima4nic8or: Why do we put up with crap from those roaches? We should drop a few dozen nukes on their asses then ask them if they'd like to talk some more shiat.


because they would level Seoul with artillery. that and we're the good guy who is too much of a boyscout.
2013-02-23 07:57:33 PM  
1 votes:
I'm just waiting for them to say "All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. "
2013-02-23 07:49:04 PM  
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: nothing can survive in a vacuum.


I heard about a guy who found that out the hard way, poor pervert.
2013-02-23 07:48:10 PM  
1 votes:
I'm imagining a mid-30's man in NK who's not that unlike myself, reading this info about the destruction of America, thinking "haha, we should totally do it. We should just totally nuke those dumb farkers back to the stone age!"

Then I look around at the people (well, alts, probably) I'm surrounded by, and I kind of get it. He's the guy at the pho shop everyone is pretty much tired of hearing talk. At least here I can disagree without being imprisoned.

/Stupid NK guy. Shoulda picked a better country to be born in.
//ammiright?
2013-02-23 07:48:09 PM  
1 votes:
Miserable destruction is best destruction?
2013-02-23 07:47:00 PM  
1 votes:
www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com
"There are no American infidels in Baghdad Tehran. Never!"
"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"
"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis Iranians."
"No I am not scared, and neither should you be!"
"Be assured. Baghdad Tehran. is safe, protected"
"Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!"
2013-02-23 07:45:22 PM  
1 votes:
I just can't understand how freaking incompetent their propaganda is.  With all their plots over the years, you'd think they'd have a few of their foreign educated people act as propaganda advisors.  "Yeah, miserable destruction?  They'll laugh and think we're idiots."
2013-02-23 07:45:20 PM  
1 votes:

bittermang: jake_lex: These threats are probably more for internal consumption than anything.

Then why keep releasing them? Just pass out an internal memo. At some point there has to be diminishing returns on a threat, a "boy who cried wolf" if you will.


No, they can keep crying wolf, and it will keep working.

Spend some time in church this Sunday, then imagine a whole country that works that way.
2013-02-23 07:44:29 PM  
1 votes:
something something destruction something
<crickets>
2013-02-23 07:43:51 PM  
1 votes:

L.D. Ablo: Isn't this like the 400th time they've threatened to destroy us?


But this time, they have actual, deployable, reliable nuclear weapons. With an accurate, long range missile system.

/yeah, right
2013-02-23 07:43:25 PM  
1 votes:
I'd be a lot more worried that the Best Koreans were coming to eat us. That would be pretty miserable, come to think of it.
2013-02-23 07:38:19 PM  
1 votes:

jake_lex: I gotta imagine that even Kim Jong Fatty knows that North Korea would be quickly destroyed if they actually attacked South Korea, Japan, or the US, and that China wouldn't do much more to back them up than sending a strongly worded letter to the State Department.  These threats are probably more for internal consumption than anything.

I just wish that China would step up here and say, "Look, you wanna talk, we can talk.  Cut the crazy bomber bullshiat."  But China seems to want to be thought of as a superpower, but doesn't want to do any of the work that a superpower needs to do.


The only people who is viewing china as a superpower are mainly people like you. They couldn't care less either way and the term 'superpower' itself doesn't even exist in Mandarin. It was a termed coined by Americans for America.
2013-02-23 07:37:53 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe we should send some drones over best Korea, just for the lulz.
2013-02-23 07:35:45 PM  
1 votes:
They be ronley.. Par for the course.
2013-02-23 07:33:01 PM  
1 votes:
I can see y'all dont believe we're on the eve.
2013-02-23 07:30:38 PM  
1 votes:
North Korea has teamed up with the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
 
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