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(NBC News)   North Korea warns the US that it faces "miserable destruction," which as destructions go is one of the worst kinds   (worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 214
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2013-02-24 10:37:42 AM  

EZ Writer: This is what happens when you give a fat kid his own Army...


it's Bjork's ONE MAN ARMY

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2013-02-24 12:08:24 PM  
The North Koreans do not have to launch nuclear missiles at the US in order to bring about "miserable destruction".  IMO, they are much better off selling a few small, suitcase-portable nukes to any number of organized groups and countries who are hell-bent on destroying the West by any means and who will happily carry them to any large Western city.   Imagine what would happen if nukes were simultaneously detonated in Washington, New York, Paris, London, immediately followed by a North Korean invasion of South Korea and a simultaneous Arab and Iranian attack on Israel.

North Korea and Iran are already actively cooperating on their nuclear and ballistic missile programs.  Can it really be a coincidence that both these countries managed orbital launches in the past year ? How much os a stretch is it to imagine them cooperating on a joint attack on what they perceive as a common enemy ?
 
2013-02-24 12:16:15 PM  
Yawn.
 
2013-02-24 12:28:23 PM  
capt.hollister:  Imagine what would happen if nukes were simultaneously detonated in Washington, New York, Paris, London, immediately followed by a North Korean invasion of South Korea and a simultaneous Arab and Iranian attack on Israel.


What would North Korea be without South Korea.  What would Iran be without Israel.
 
2013-02-24 01:30:08 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: The Downfall: China will wipe them off the map long before we do.

The proper term is "assimilate".  No doubt China is waiting for critical Kim Chi mass to be attained.


No, not assimilate.  Discover that North Korea was ALWAYS a part of China, just like Tibet and Mongolia always were.
 
2013-02-24 02:01:27 PM  

Abox: capt.hollister:  Imagine what would happen if nukes were simultaneously detonated in Washington, New York, Paris, London, immediately followed by a North Korean invasion of South Korea and a simultaneous Arab and Iranian attack on Israel.


What would North Korea be without South Korea.  What would Iran be without Israel.


they'd be Korea
jesus
 
2013-02-24 02:07:23 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Abox: capt.hollister:  Imagine what would happen if nukes were simultaneously detonated in Washington, New York, Paris, London, immediately followed by a North Korean invasion of South Korea and a simultaneous Arab and Iranian attack on Israel.


What would North Korea be without South Korea.  What would Iran be without Israel.

they'd be Korea
jesus



And do what...be poor while nobody cared?
 
2013-02-24 02:12:33 PM  

ciberido: Marcus Aurelius: The Downfall: China will wipe them off the map long before we do.

The proper term is "assimilate".  No doubt China is waiting for critical Kim Chi mass to be attained.

No, not assimilate.  Discover that North Korea was ALWAYS a part of China, just like Tibet and Mongolia always were.


LOL true.

And hollister, Clancy-style suitcase nukes are a myth. Fully loaded, "suitcase" nukes weigh over 200 pounds and cause less damage than a conventional daisy cutter.
 
2013-02-24 02:15:39 PM  

Abox: Jon iz teh kewl: Abox: capt.hollister:  Imagine what would happen if nukes were simultaneously detonated in Washington, New York, Paris, London, immediately followed by a North Korean invasion of South Korea and a simultaneous Arab and Iranian attack on Israel.


What would North Korea be without South Korea.  What would Iran be without Israel.

they'd be Korea
jesus


And do what...be poor while nobody cared?


no they'd be rich.  and the top half would light up like the bottom half

and be VISIBLE FROM SPACe
and theyred be KOREAN ASTRONAUTS EXPORING THE COSMOS

www.brainpickings.org
 
2013-02-24 02:26:12 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: ciberido: Marcus Aurelius: The Downfall: China will wipe them off the map long before we do.

The proper term is "assimilate".  No doubt China is waiting for critical Kim Chi mass to be attained.

No, not assimilate.  Discover that North Korea was ALWAYS a part of China, just like Tibet and Mongolia always were.

LOL true.


If China ever had the military might to enforce such a discovery, I'm sure they'd eventually discover that North America was always a part of China as well.  And announce it with perfect sincerity.
 
2013-02-24 05:20:51 PM  

capt.hollister: The North Koreans do not have to launch nuclear missiles at the US in order to bring about "miserable destruction".  IMO, they are much better off selling a few small, suitcase-portable nukes to any number of organized groups and countries who are hell-bent on destroying the West by any means and who will happily carry them to any large Western city.   Imagine what would happen if nukes were simultaneously detonated in Washington, New York, Paris, London, immediately followed by a North Korean invasion of South Korea and a simultaneous Arab and Iranian attack on Israel.

North Korea and Iran are already actively cooperating on their nuclear and ballistic missile programs.  Can it really be a coincidence that both these countries managed orbital launches in the past year ? How much os a stretch is it to imagine them cooperating on a joint attack on what they perceive as a common enemy ?


OK...lets assume you are correct in your assumption. What would you propose we do about it?
 
2013-02-24 06:20:38 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Ima4nic8or: Why do we put up with crap from those roaches? We should drop a few dozen nukes on their asses then ask them if they'd like to talk some more shiat.

because they would level Seoul with artillery. that and we're the good guy who is too much of a boyscout.


Yeah but why do I care about Seoul? They are not American. They dont have freedom, or nascar or the second amendment.
 
2013-02-24 06:55:11 PM  

Ima4nic8or: Kumana Wanalaia: Ima4nic8or: Why do we put up with crap from those roaches? We should drop a few dozen nukes on their asses then ask them if they'd like to talk some more shiat.

because they would level Seoul with artillery. that and we're the good guy who is too much of a boyscout.

Yeah but why do I care about Seoul? They are not American. They dont have freedom, or nascar or the second amendment.


Or trolls.....big big trolls.
 
2013-02-24 07:55:42 PM  

Ima4nic8or: Kumana Wanalaia: Ima4nic8or: Why do we put up with crap from those roaches? We should drop a few dozen nukes on their asses then ask them if they'd like to talk some more shiat.

because they would level Seoul with artillery. that and we're the good guy who is too much of a boyscout.

Yeah but why do I care about Seoul? They are not American. They dont have freedom, or nascar or the second amendment.


yeah but they have Gangham style
 
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