L.D. Ablo: Isn't this like the 400th time they've threatened to destroy us?
jake_lex: These threats are probably more for internal consumption than anything.
bittermang: jake_lex: These threats are probably more for internal consumption than anything.Then why keep releasing them? Just pass out an internal memo. At some point there has to be diminishing returns on a threat, a "boy who cried wolf" if you will.
jake_lex: I gotta imagine that even Kim Jong Fatty knows that North Korea would be quickly destroyed if they actually attacked South Korea, Japan, or the US, and that China wouldn't do much more to back them up than sending a strongly worded letter to the State Department. These threats are probably more for internal consumption than anything.I just wish that China would step up here and say, "Look, you wanna talk, we can talk. Cut the crazy bomber bullshiat." But China seems to want to be thought of as a superpower, but doesn't want to do any of the work that a superpower needs to do.
Now That's What I Call a Taco!: North Korea will never intentionally start shiat with us or South Korea. But, I do worry if rhetoric like this will get some random soldier on a cannon near the DMZ a little too hyped up on patriotism (and deluded by hunger) to pull the trigger and start a chain reaction that leads to thousands of deaths.
Jon iz teh kewl: nothing can survive in a vacuum.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: RATS.I was hoping for "destruction by chocolate."
Ima4nic8or: Why do we put up with crap from those roaches? We should drop a few dozen nukes on their asses then ask them if they'd like to talk some more shiat.
dillenger69: I'm just waiting for them to say "All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. "
BumpInTheNight: I'd settle for destruction by Snu-Snu.
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