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(Daily Mail)   Danica McKellar's divorce vrooms over the finish line. Line forms to the right   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 104
    More: Interesting, Danica McKellar, the wonder years, Mike Verta, The Big Bang Theory, TMZ, Ex-wife  
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2013-02-23 01:57:24 PM  
Subby has her confused with Danica Patrick.
 
2013-02-23 01:58:40 PM  

TheServant: Subby has her confused with Danica Patrick.


I'd say that was the joke, but jokes are supposed to be funny.
 
2013-02-23 02:04:53 PM  

SilentStrider: I'd say that was the joke, but jokes are supposed to be funny.


Pretty much this.

This falls somewhere between a Sinbad routine and a Carrot Top prop.
 
2013-02-23 02:07:44 PM  

TheServant: Subby has her confused with Danica Patrick.


NO, Subby is thinking of Patricia Stewart.
 
2013-02-23 02:09:58 PM  
Now she and Fred Savage can finally be together.
 
2013-02-23 02:12:31 PM  

texdent: Now she and Fred Savage can finally be together.


You mean Kevin Amold.
 
2013-02-23 02:19:01 PM  

BKITU: texdent: Now she and Fred Savage can finally be together.

You mean Kevin Amold.


Corky?
 
2013-02-23 03:13:12 PM  

BKITU: texdent: Now she and Fred Savage can finally be together.

You mean Kevin Amold.


Wasn't he married to Madonna?
 
2013-02-23 03:54:40 PM  

Donnchadha: BKITU: texdent: Now she and Fred Savage can finally be together.

You mean Kevin Amold.

Wasn't he married to Madonna?




Wait I thought that was the kid that group up to be Marilyn Manson
 
2013-02-23 04:19:37 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: TheServant: Subby has her confused with Danica Patrick.

NO, Subby is thinking of Patricia Stewart.


The Captain from the Star Trek?
 
2013-02-23 05:47:45 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: OtherLittleGuy: TheServant: Subby has her confused with Danica Patrick.

NO, Subby is thinking of Patricia Stewart.

The Captain from the Star Trek?


No that is the guy that played that chick in Twilight.
 
2013-02-23 05:48:12 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: OtherLittleGuy: TheServant: Subby has her confused with Danica Patrick.

NO, Subby is thinking of Patricia Stewart.

The Captain from the Star Trek?


He was great on Third Rock From The Sun
 
2013-02-23 05:52:05 PM  

Donnchadha: BKITU: texdent: Now she and Fred Savage can finally be together.

You mean Kevin Amold.

Wasn't he married to Madonna?


Ummmm, no. Kevin Arnold was married to Roseanne Barr
 
2013-02-23 05:53:04 PM  

Vodka Zombie: BKITU: texdent: Now she and Fred Savage can finally be together.

You mean Kevin Amold.

Corky?


wait - I thought Chris Kattan had teh ghey.
oh well, live and learn.
 
2013-02-23 05:58:40 PM  
content7.flixster.com

davedubrow.com

Where do I line up?
 
2013-02-23 06:04:05 PM  
You must mean Helen Keller or Anne Frank. Can we stop now?
 
2013-02-23 06:06:09 PM  

elvisaintdead: Vodka Zombie: BKITU: texdent: Now she and Fred Savage can finally be together.

You mean Kevin Amold.

Corky?

wait - I thought Chris Kattan had teh ghey.
oh well, live and learn.


No, no Chris Kattan was the guy who sang "Wild World" back in the 70's.
 
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2013-02-23 06:06:51 PM  

endtimethirtyfour: You must mean Helen Keller or Anne Frank. Can we stop now?


No.
 
2013-02-23 06:08:44 PM  

PetePuma: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: OtherLittleGuy: TheServant: Subby has her confused with Danica Patrick.

NO, Subby is thinking of Patricia Stewart.

The Captain from the Star Trek?

He was great on Third Rock From The Sun


Hold on a minute - I thought he died in Veit Nam.
 
2013-02-23 06:09:04 PM  
YES!!! I STILL HAVE NO CHANCE IN HELL BUT YES!!!
 
2013-02-23 06:11:04 PM  
I'd factor her primes.
 
2013-02-23 06:12:11 PM  
You mean to tell me horrible Fark memes are a crutch some people use to get greenlights?
 
2013-02-23 06:12:15 PM  

endtimethirtyfour: You must mean Helen Keller or Anne Frank. Can we stop now?


You know who else wanted Anne Frank to stop now?
 
2013-02-23 06:16:46 PM  
Husband wears a suit rather less well than another suit would
 
2013-02-23 06:22:01 PM  
Whats with all the featured partner links with no comment sections? Also...id winnie her cooper.
 
2013-02-23 06:22:50 PM  
Why did she marry Mike Goldberg's doppelganger?
 
2013-02-23 06:23:56 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: I'd factor her primes.


yep
 
2013-02-23 06:34:15 PM  

SilentStrider: TheServant: Subby has her confused with Danica Patrick.

I'd say that was the joke, but jokes are supposed to be funny.


A more appropriate joke would've included some sort of math pun in the headline.  But yeah, the joke wasn't that good.
 
2013-02-23 06:37:03 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: I'd factor her primes.


I'd di ide her legs and help her multiply.
 
2013-02-23 06:45:19 PM  
I'd divide by dat ass.
 
2013-02-23 06:46:13 PM  
I would put her in the 'pole' position.
 
2013-02-23 06:47:59 PM  
I'd make sure her Fexp=Fobs
 
2013-02-23 06:48:57 PM  
... no no, subby's thinking of Dan Conner. He owns that motorcycle shop in Lanford....
 
2013-02-23 06:55:33 PM  
In recent divorce news I's rather have Diane Lane
 
2013-02-23 06:57:31 PM  
www.newsgab.com
 
2013-02-23 06:57:46 PM  

Donnchadha: BKITU: texdent: Now she and Fred Savage can finally be together.

You mean Kevin Amold.

Wasn't he married to Madonna?


No, that was Guy Fieri
 
2013-02-23 07:03:41 PM  
my chances with her are like the square root of -2.

Irrational and imaginary.
 
2013-02-23 07:08:56 PM  

daveb0rg: Whats with all the featured partner links with no comment sections? Also...id winnie her cooper.


m.fark.com

You'll never see 'em. (until Fark starts losing money)
 
2013-02-23 07:12:19 PM  

SurfaceTension: Donnchadha: BKITU: texdent: Now she and Fred Savage can finally be together.

You mean Kevin Amold.

Wasn't he married to Madonna?

No, that was Guy Fieri


Wasn't he the lead singer of Smash Mouth?
 
2013-02-23 07:12:46 PM  
img.humorsharing.com

Her everything is too sharp.
 
2013-02-23 07:16:14 PM  

Old Man Winter: [img.humorsharing.com image 640x442]

Her everything is too sharp.


It's true that people blow her out of proportion because they only see these carefully staged photos of her with makeup and lighting, but still, she's a nice looking woman, and she's smart as all hell. If we were playing F*** Marry Kill, she'd probably be the Marry.
 
2013-02-23 07:16:36 PM  

Grey Street: SurfaceTension: Donnchadha: BKITU: texdent: Now she and Fred Savage can finally be together.

You mean Kevin Amold.

Wasn't he married to Madonna?

No, that was Guy Fieri

Wasn't he the lead singer of Smash Mouth?


No, that was Art Alexis.
 
2013-02-23 07:25:42 PM  

Old Man Winter: Her everything is too sharp.


Including her intellect?
 
2013-02-23 07:29:01 PM  
37?  I'm 48 - THAT'S TOTALLY DOABLE

Just have to figure out what to do with the wife I already have
 
2013-02-23 07:31:44 PM  

BadJazz: Grey Street: SurfaceTension: Donnchadha: BKITU: texdent: Now she and Fred Savage can finally be together.

You mean Kevin Amold.

Wasn't he married to Madonna?

No, that was Guy Fieri

Wasn't he the lead singer of Smash Mouth?

No, that was Art Alexis.


He's so great as the host of "Jeopardy!"
 
2013-02-23 07:31:55 PM  

jaytkay: endtimethirtyfour: You must mean Helen Keller or Anne Frank. Can we stop now?

You know who else wanted Anne Frank to stop now?


Fred Noonan?
 
2013-02-23 07:32:27 PM  

jaytkay: Old Man Winter: Her everything is too sharp.

Including her intellect?


I suppose but a lot people have a BA in Math.  She did name her kid after a Harry Potter character.
 
2013-02-23 07:40:53 PM  
Who?
 
2013-02-23 07:44:16 PM  
I would take her algebra problem off her back.
 
2013-02-23 07:49:51 PM  
Her ex gives all schlubby bloated middle-aged men hope.
 
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