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2013-02-23 06:10:50 PM  
7 votes:

SmackLT: We here at NYC PS59 would like to unreservedly apologize to the students and their parents for this question, which frankly is offensive and unwelcome as part of a cross-disciplinary class lesson. It was inappropriate and does not belong in our curriculum. We are sorry, and we promise that will not happen again.

Question 24 of the assignment will be reworded to remove any and all references to our nation's deplorable history in the North American slave trade. We are deeply and humbly sorry.


24) Nikki is a porn actress. Her specialty is gangbangs and she can accommodate a total of five cocks per day. If she does one full gangbang per day every day for a month, how many men will she have serviced by the end of that month?


Trick question, she works with the same guys every day, and one of them has 2 cocks.

I've seen her work.
2013-02-23 01:16:58 PM  
7 votes:
static.guim.co.uk

Five.
2013-02-23 06:08:22 PM  
6 votes:
We here at NYC PS59 would like to unreservedly apologize to the students and their parents for this question, which frankly is offensive and unwelcome as part of a cross-disciplinary class lesson. It was inappropriate and does not belong in our curriculum. We are sorry, and we promise that will not happen again.

Question 24 of the assignment will be reworded to remove any and all references to our nation's deplorable history in the North American slave trade. We are deeply and humbly sorry.



24) Nikki is a porn actress. Her specialty is gangbangs and she can accommodate a total of five cocks per day. If she does one full gangbang per day every day for a month, how many men will she have serviced by the end of that month?
2013-02-23 02:15:18 PM  
6 votes:
Are these "skin color" slaves, or "student loan debt" slaves?
2013-02-23 02:06:19 PM  
6 votes:

ZAZ: That's a bad question. After whipping him or her for 10 or 20 days you have to take a break. You don't want to lose your investment.


Let's not be sexist also.
2013-02-23 06:56:45 PM  
3 votes:
SmackLT:
24) Nikki is a porn actress. Her specialty is gangbangs and she can accommodate a total of five cocks per day.

Nikki's not very good at her "specialty".

mizchief:
The should at least modernize it. "If you need to kill five Blood members and it takes three bullets to kill each one, how many 7-round magazines do you need?"

Um... incomplete information.  Do you start with a round in the chamber or not?
2013-02-23 06:11:35 PM  
3 votes:
FTA:

A teacher had asked fourth-graders to write homework questions that blended math and social studies, education officials said. The teacher then used the students' questions, including the slave-related ones, as homework for the class.


Well, some teacher just learned why you don't let children answer questions unsupervised.

/Ah, the trolls of tomorrow.
2013-02-23 12:56:37 PM  
3 votes:
August or February?
2013-02-23 02:18:44 PM  
2 votes:
I don't see the problem. It seems an impartial question. It's not like it's saying
"Since Winston tried to escape he forced his masters to punish him. Did he deserve 5 lashes or 10?"
"Correct, the answer was 15".
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-02-23 01:36:38 PM  
2 votes:

Steve Zodiac: August or February?


t0.gstatic.com
2013-02-24 02:07:30 AM  
1 votes:

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: "Slave ship" sounds like one... very... kinky... cruise line.

/still better have a pizza bar 24 hrs/ day.


(Not my joke)

No treadmills.  No elevenses.  No midnight buffet.

500 rowing machines.
2013-02-23 11:12:14 PM  
1 votes:
Did I say Spartacus? I meant Bartacus. My name is Bartacus.

www.areawidenews.com
2013-02-23 11:00:10 PM  
1 votes:
1. If Treshon killded 25 white dudes, and Dante kilded 12 white dudes, how many white biatches they gonna get with by Friday?

2. If you have 112 honkys lockded up and you kill 17 of them muhfuggas, then let 37 go, how many honkeys you got left?

3. OK, man, you got 12 Chinese dudes, 3 white dudes, and 23 proud Black biatches. You put them all in a hotel for the night, how many mixed-race kids you gonna have in nine months?

4. You run into 165 white cops with 25 cans of incendiary tear gas in a hood with 72 cabins. How many cabins they gonna burn down before your ass is charred?

5. At the Oscars, for best actor nominees you got 1 honky, 1 cracker, 1 brother, 1 gay Dominican, and a midget. Who's going home with Lindsey Lohan?

Answers:

1. All of them, yo. They be madcap muhfuggas!
2. None. Them other honkeys be runnin away like biatches when they see you cappin them other dudes.
3. None. The sistas don't be messin with no Chinese dudes, and the honkeys too busy hidin.
4. Detroit.
5. All of them. Biatch be crayzee.

/With deepest apologies to the African American community.
//But the white folks and Mexicans can suck it if they can't take a joke.
///Welsh-Native American with a white candy coating. I'm so sorry for being so unPC.
////I'll go pick on Ted Nugent some more, just to make amends.
2013-02-23 07:54:30 PM  
1 votes:

Gaius: Oldiron_79: Well how else are you gonna teach someone that thier name is Toby?

kunta kinte, kunta kinte


Well you know Kunta Kinte had a sister? Yeah she was a prostitute. Her name was Renta coonta.
2013-02-23 07:07:46 PM  
1 votes:
They should have just used the City of Los Angeles math test:

City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam


Name:__________________________
Gang:__________________________

1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?

2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800-per-day crack habit?

4. Jarone want to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMWs, 3 4X4s, how many Chevies will he have to steal to make $800?

6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the biatch that spent his money?

7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $325 per month rent goes up 15%, how many more children should she have to keep up with her expenses?

10. Salvador was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose by jumping bail?
2013-02-23 06:48:45 PM  
1 votes:
30 days hath September, so, 150 lashings. And also, if slaves died while taking over a ship, the question should be how many survivors do you bury at sea.
2013-02-23 06:30:27 PM  
1 votes:
is it a whip used for sporting use, or is it an assault whip?
2013-02-23 06:20:11 PM  
1 votes:
"If Toby tries to run away and you chop off half of one of his feet, how many miles can Toby limp away from the plantation in the same number of days compared to his first attempt?"
2013-02-23 06:19:41 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe it's a metaphor for a MODERN OFFICE SETTING??
2013-02-23 06:17:02 PM  
1 votes:

grokca: He is Sparticus!


Wait, no.

I am Spartacus.
2013-02-23 06:10:22 PM  
1 votes:
Well how else are you gonna teach someone that thier name is Toby?
2013-02-23 06:06:12 PM  
1 votes:
More importantly, is proper technique being taught for whipping? You must follow through with a full turn, not just flail the arms around.
2013-02-23 04:18:06 PM  
1 votes:
Since when is it not OK to talk about slavery?

It's in the  Bible, for Christ's sake.  That's the Good Book and everything in there is the word of God almighty.

Damned liberals have to ruin everything.
2013-02-23 02:25:09 PM  
1 votes:
Not enough?
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-23 02:02:25 PM  
1 votes:
That's a bad question. After whipping him for 10 or 20 days you have to take a break. You don't want to lose your investment.
2013-02-23 02:01:28 PM  
1 votes:

Steve Zodiac: August or February?


Indeed. That really does depend on the amount of days in a month.

Also, do the people doing the whipping celebrate federal holidays? If so, a month like November or December would result in significantly fewer lashings than, say, August.
 
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