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(Yahoo)   "If a slave is whipped five times a day, how many lashings would he receive in a month?"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 18
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2013-02-23 02:15:18 PM
4 votes:
Are these "skin color" slaves, or "student loan debt" slaves?
2013-02-23 03:10:48 PM
3 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: None of these articles state the race of the teachers in question. White racism is the most likely, but when I was working in schools, there were some black teachers who were pretty militant. Either way, completely messed up to put these on any sort of test.


FTA:

A teacher had asked fourth-graders to write homework questions that blended math and social studies, education officials said. The teacher then used the students' questions, including the slave-related ones, as homework for the class.

Kid came up with it.  And to be honest, while gruesome, it was far more interesting than any question I had n grade school.
2013-02-23 06:59:18 PM
2 votes:
Since not every month in the western calendar has the same number of days, it might make more sense to ask how many on average the slave would receive per month.

So, ( 5 whippings/day)*(365 days/year)*(1 year/12 months) = 152 whippings.
2013-02-23 06:56:45 PM
2 votes:
SmackLT:
24) Nikki is a porn actress. Her specialty is gangbangs and she can accommodate a total of five cocks per day.

Nikki's not very good at her "specialty".

mizchief:
The should at least modernize it. "If you need to kill five Blood members and it takes three bullets to kill each one, how many 7-round magazines do you need?"

Um... incomplete information.  Do you start with a round in the chamber or not?
2013-02-23 06:10:50 PM
2 votes:

SmackLT: We here at NYC PS59 would like to unreservedly apologize to the students and their parents for this question, which frankly is offensive and unwelcome as part of a cross-disciplinary class lesson. It was inappropriate and does not belong in our curriculum. We are sorry, and we promise that will not happen again.

Question 24 of the assignment will be reworded to remove any and all references to our nation's deplorable history in the North American slave trade. We are deeply and humbly sorry.


24) Nikki is a porn actress. Her specialty is gangbangs and she can accommodate a total of five cocks per day. If she does one full gangbang per day every day for a month, how many men will she have serviced by the end of that month?


Trick question, she works with the same guys every day, and one of them has 2 cocks.

I've seen her work.
2013-02-23 02:27:46 PM
2 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: None of these articles state the race of the teachers in question. White racism is the most likely, but when I was working in schools, there were some black teachers who were pretty militant.


Its not unusual for some teachers to try and combine various sorts of historical situations with math in a synergistic manner. Especially during Black History Month. I doubt it really has much to do with the ethnicity or race of the teachers.
2013-02-23 01:56:13 PM
2 votes:
None of these articles state the race of the teachers in question. White racism is the most likely, but when I was working in schools, there were some black teachers who were pretty militant. Either way, completely messed up to put these on any sort of test.
2013-02-23 12:56:37 PM
2 votes:
August or February?
2013-02-23 09:33:36 PM
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

Five.


www.thepensivecitadel.com
Four!
2013-02-23 06:39:20 PM
1 votes:

Alleyoop: Black History Month?  How about Black Current Events in Africa?


How about Black Current Events in Chicago?
2013-02-23 06:27:20 PM
1 votes:
Reminds me of the Afghan school textbooks provided by the CIA to prepare the region for "freedom" i.e. decades of violent militant action. Things will never be fixed there until a new generation goes through stable secular schools where the students are not inculcated with violent ideologies.

(this archived version has some of the pictures)
2013-02-23 06:24:06 PM
1 votes:
Slaves have existed for centuries and aren't just black, you bunch of over-compensating morons.


Move past the past.
2013-02-23 06:16:12 PM
1 votes:
Oh look at this, New York has gone full retard PC. "Bad things happened in the past so we can never talk about or mention any of them again!"

They can blow it out their ass.
2013-02-23 06:11:35 PM
1 votes:
FTA:

A teacher had asked fourth-graders to write homework questions that blended math and social studies, education officials said. The teacher then used the students' questions, including the slave-related ones, as homework for the class.


Well, some teacher just learned why you don't let children answer questions unsupervised.

/Ah, the trolls of tomorrow.
2013-02-23 06:10:22 PM
1 votes:
Well how else are you gonna teach someone that thier name is Toby?
2013-02-23 06:08:22 PM
1 votes:
We here at NYC PS59 would like to unreservedly apologize to the students and their parents for this question, which frankly is offensive and unwelcome as part of a cross-disciplinary class lesson. It was inappropriate and does not belong in our curriculum. We are sorry, and we promise that will not happen again.

Question 24 of the assignment will be reworded to remove any and all references to our nation's deplorable history in the North American slave trade. We are deeply and humbly sorry.



24) Nikki is a porn actress. Her specialty is gangbangs and she can accommodate a total of five cocks per day. If she does one full gangbang per day every day for a month, how many men will she have serviced by the end of that month?
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-23 02:02:25 PM
1 votes:
That's a bad question. After whipping him for 10 or 20 days you have to take a break. You don't want to lose your investment.
2013-02-23 01:16:58 PM
1 votes:
static.guim.co.uk

Five.
 
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