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2013-02-24 04:31:15 AM  

SmackLT: 24) Nikki is a porn actress. Her specialty is gangbangs and she can accommodate a total of five cocks per day.


Unimpressed:
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2013-02-24 04:36:40 AM  
Back in 3rd grade we were introduced to "word problems" like this. The teacher encouraged us to make up our own.

We made up lots of stuff including ones involving the infamous "Pete & Jenny's Sex Shop". Pete and Jenny were 2 of the students in our class.

I don't think we got as explicit as if Jenny charges $20 for a blow job and $50 for full service and Pete gets 3 blowjobs and goes all the way 4 times how much does it cost, but we were pushing the limits for 3rd grade.

The teacher thought we were learning and I think she was right.
 
2013-02-24 04:50:40 AM  

Gawdzila: SmackLT: 24) Nikki is a porn actress. Her specialty is gangbangs and she can accommodate a total of five cocks per day.

Unimpressed:
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What the farking hell is that? Tila Tequila?
 
2013-02-24 06:59:09 AM  

Happy Hours: Back in 3rd grade we were introduced to "word problems" like this. The teacher encouraged us to make up our own.

We made up lots of stuff including ones involving the infamous "Pete & Jenny's Sex Shop". Pete and Jenny were 2 of the students in our class.

I don't think we got as explicit as if Jenny charges $20 for a blow job and $50 for full service and Pete gets 3 blowjobs and goes all the way 4 times how much does it cost, but we were pushing the limits for 3rd grade.

The teacher thought we were learning and I think she was right.


so Pete owns the place, but still has to pay??  what bullshiat is that
 
2013-02-24 09:20:52 AM  
read this story, I think,  from Georgia years ago
 
2013-02-24 10:46:47 AM  
Is the slave African or European?
 
2013-02-24 01:32:12 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Happy Hours: Back in 3rd grade we were introduced to "word problems" like this. The teacher encouraged us to make up our own.

We made up lots of stuff including ones involving the infamous "Pete & Jenny's Sex Shop". Pete and Jenny were 2 of the students in our class.

I don't think we got as explicit as if Jenny charges $20 for a blow job and $50 for full service and Pete gets 3 blowjobs and goes all the way 4 times how much does it cost, but we were pushing the limits for 3rd grade.

The teacher thought we were learning and I think she was right.

so Pete owns the place, but still has to pay??  what bullshiat is that


Hey, we were in the 3rd grade. We weren't pimps and hos. We didn't really understand how things worked back then.

But we had a good grasp of math.
 
2013-02-24 01:37:48 PM  

Happy Hours: Jon iz teh kewl: Happy Hours: Back in 3rd grade we were introduced to "word problems" like this. The teacher encouraged us to make up our own.

We made up lots of stuff including ones involving the infamous "Pete & Jenny's Sex Shop". Pete and Jenny were 2 of the students in our class.

I don't think we got as explicit as if Jenny charges $20 for a blow job and $50 for full service and Pete gets 3 blowjobs and goes all the way 4 times how much does it cost, but we were pushing the limits for 3rd grade.

The teacher thought we were learning and I think she was right.

so Pete owns the place, but still has to pay??  what bullshiat is that

Hey, we were in the 3rd grade. We weren't pimps and hos. We didn't really understand how things worked back then.

But we had a good grasp of math.


in 1st grade, they made us write word problems.  and i wrote a monster of a problem
it was about a page long, but was based on a dream i had, where people waited in lines the size of an auditorium, to get cookies

i forget how the problem went
but one line was for chocolate chip cookies
that was about 3 times the size of the line for oatmeal raisin cookies
 
2013-02-24 03:54:58 PM  

fredklein: They should have just used the City of Los Angeles math test:

City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam


Name:__________________________
Gang:__________________________

1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?


Depends if he stops to see his ho.
That's what we call a variable.
 
2013-02-24 04:05:11 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: i forget how the problem went
but one line was for chocolate chip cookies
that was about 3 times the size of the line for oatmeal raisin cookies


Were these homemade cookies?

How long was the line for meringue? And peppar koker?

And tollhouse cookies?

That covers it for me. Except for thin mints.

So now you know my 4 favorite kinds of cookies.

Fark that Oatmeal raisin shiat.
 
2013-02-24 05:56:55 PM  

rdyb: Reminds me of the Afghan school textbooks provided by the CIA to prepare the region for "freedom" i.e. decades of violent militant action. Things will never be fixed there until a new generation goes through stable secular schools where the students are not inculcated with violent ideologies.

(this archived version has some of the pictures)


From your article:
"Women in their 20s have returned to Grade 11. But they're not bitter, they're happy."
And
"...how to calculate the speed of bullets. Even the girls learn it."


Uhm...I thought that under the Taliban/Mujahideen girls weren't allowed to learn.

/confused
//but not dazed
 
2013-02-24 06:38:49 PM  

Bigdogdaddy: I'm all out of butthurt and rage.  I'll have to be outraged later.


I still have half a barrel of butthurt I recieved during the Bush years, need a refill?

Can spare any rage though, I have to go to work tomorrow.
 
2013-02-24 06:53:37 PM  

Slam1263: Bigdogdaddy: I'm all out of butthurt and rage.  I'll have to be outraged later.

I still have half a barrel of butthurt I recieved during the Bush years, need a refill?

Can spare any rage though, I have to go to work tomorrow.


Can = can't.

Can't spare any rage on that either, gots customers to deal with.
 
2013-02-24 06:56:17 PM  

Happy Hours: Jon iz teh kewl: i forget how the problem went
but one line was for chocolate chip cookies
that was about 3 times the size of the line for oatmeal raisin cookies

Were these homemade cookies?

How long was the line for meringue? And peppar koker?

And tollhouse cookies?

That covers it for me. Except for thin mints.

So now you know my 4 favorite kinds of cookies.

Fark that Oatmeal raisin shiat.


there were only 3 lines.  i think 1 was peanut butter, one was chocolate chip, and the other was oatmeal raison
and fark now that i think about it the line for chocolate chip was about 20 times longer

there were only like a couple of poor souls eating oatmeal raison
 
2013-02-24 07:16:58 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: there were only like a couple of poor souls eating oatmeal raison


meh people who eat oatmeal cookies don't have souls.
 
2013-02-24 08:28:12 PM  

Happy Hours: Jon iz teh kewl: there were only like a couple of poor souls eating oatmeal raison

meh people who eat oatmeal cookies don't have souls.


do they pay for things with monopoly money??
 
2013-02-24 08:44:43 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Happy Hours: Jon iz teh kewl: i forget how the problem went
but one line was for chocolate chip cookies
that was about 3 times the size of the line for oatmeal raisin cookies

Were these homemade cookies?

How long was the line for meringue? And peppar koker?

And tollhouse cookies?

That covers it for me. Except for thin mints.

So now you know my 4 favorite kinds of cookies.

Fark that Oatmeal raisin shiat.

there were only 3 lines.  i think 1 was peanut butter, one was chocolate chip, and the other was oatmeal raison
and fark now that i think about it the line for chocolate chip was about 20 times longer

there were only like a couple of poor souls eating oatmeal raison


What? No pfeffernuesse.

What king of sick and twisted dreams are those?
 
2013-02-24 09:08:14 PM  

Slam1263: pfeffernuesse


i dreamed of those.  and farking your mom
 
2013-02-25 12:35:42 PM  

Gawdzila: SmackLT: 24) Nikki is a porn actress. Her specialty is gangbangs and she can accommodate a total of five cocks per day.

Unimpressed:


The musical score to that needs to be Raymond Scott's "powerhouse"
 
2013-02-25 02:49:55 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Slam1263: pfeffernuesse

i dreamed of those.  and farking your mom


I will only ask you once.

When you are "done" in the family crypt, kindly lock the door.

The roving packs of feral dogs are scattering Mom's remains.

/she was vain, i'm sure she thanks you for the moisturizer.
 
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