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2013-02-23 12:56:37 PM  
August or February?
 
2013-02-23 01:16:35 PM  

Steve Zodiac: August or February?



They were using a lunar calendar.
 
2013-02-23 01:16:58 PM  
static.guim.co.uk

Five.
 
2013-02-23 01:25:31 PM  

Relatively Obscure: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

Five.


He is Sparticus!
What can I say, I'm a coward, but a live coward.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-02-23 01:36:38 PM  

Steve Zodiac: August or February?


t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-23 01:56:13 PM  
None of these articles state the race of the teachers in question. White racism is the most likely, but when I was working in schools, there were some black teachers who were pretty militant. Either way, completely messed up to put these on any sort of test.
 
2013-02-23 02:01:28 PM  

Steve Zodiac: August or February?


Indeed. That really does depend on the amount of days in a month.

Also, do the people doing the whipping celebrate federal holidays? If so, a month like November or December would result in significantly fewer lashings than, say, August.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-23 02:02:25 PM  
That's a bad question. After whipping him for 10 or 20 days you have to take a break. You don't want to lose your investment.
 
2013-02-23 02:06:19 PM  

ZAZ: That's a bad question. After whipping him or her for 10 or 20 days you have to take a break. You don't want to lose your investment.


Let's not be sexist also.
 
2013-02-23 02:15:18 PM  
Are these "skin color" slaves, or "student loan debt" slaves?
 
2013-02-23 02:18:44 PM  
I don't see the problem. It seems an impartial question. It's not like it's saying
"Since Winston tried to escape he forced his masters to punish him. Did he deserve 5 lashes or 10?"
"Correct, the answer was 15".
 
2013-02-23 02:25:09 PM  
Not enough?
 
2013-02-23 02:27:46 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: None of these articles state the race of the teachers in question. White racism is the most likely, but when I was working in schools, there were some black teachers who were pretty militant.


Its not unusual for some teachers to try and combine various sorts of historical situations with math in a synergistic manner. Especially during Black History Month. I doubt it really has much to do with the ethnicity or race of the teachers.
 
2013-02-23 03:10:48 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: None of these articles state the race of the teachers in question. White racism is the most likely, but when I was working in schools, there were some black teachers who were pretty militant. Either way, completely messed up to put these on any sort of test.


FTA:

A teacher had asked fourth-graders to write homework questions that blended math and social studies, education officials said. The teacher then used the students' questions, including the slave-related ones, as homework for the class.

Kid came up with it.  And to be honest, while gruesome, it was far more interesting than any question I had n grade school.
 
2013-02-23 03:21:13 PM  

liam76: PC LOAD LETTER: None of these articles state the race of the teachers in question. White racism is the most likely, but when I was working in schools, there were some black teachers who were pretty militant. Either way, completely messed up to put these on any sort of test.

FTA:

A teacher had asked fourth-graders to write homework questions that blended math and social studies, education officials said. The teacher then used the students' questions, including the slave-related ones, as homework for the class.

Kid came up with it.  And to be honest, while gruesome, it was far more interesting than any question I had n grade school.


This. Suspend a few racist punks.

/actually, no; the social studies lesson was about slavery.
 
2013-02-23 04:18:06 PM  
Since when is it not OK to talk about slavery?

It's in the  Bible, for Christ's sake.  That's the Good Book and everything in there is the word of God almighty.

Damned liberals have to ruin everything.
 
2013-02-23 04:29:05 PM  

Somacandra: PC LOAD LETTER: None of these articles state the race of the teachers in question. White racism is the most likely, but when I was working in schools, there were some black teachers who were pretty militant.

Its not unusual for some teachers to try and combine various sorts of historical situations with math in a synergistic manner. Especially during Black History Month. I doubt it really has much to do with the ethnicity or race of the teachers.


My take as well.

[okaywiththis]
 
2013-02-23 04:31:13 PM  
I would guess that these questions were intentionally offensive and absurd in a teacher's lame attempt at protesting a cross-disciplinary learning scheme.
 
2013-02-23 06:06:12 PM  
More importantly, is proper technique being taught for whipping? You must follow through with a full turn, not just flail the arms around.
 
2013-02-23 06:07:15 PM  
If schools are serious about prepping serfs for life in Merikuh, they best teach the ways of slavery.
 
2013-02-23 06:08:04 PM  
Wait. You hear that? That sound?

You hear it?

It's the fark moderates. They're inbound.
 
2013-02-23 06:08:22 PM  
We here at NYC PS59 would like to unreservedly apologize to the students and their parents for this question, which frankly is offensive and unwelcome as part of a cross-disciplinary class lesson. It was inappropriate and does not belong in our curriculum. We are sorry, and we promise that will not happen again.

Question 24 of the assignment will be reworded to remove any and all references to our nation's deplorable history in the North American slave trade. We are deeply and humbly sorry.



24) Nikki is a porn actress. Her specialty is gangbangs and she can accommodate a total of five cocks per day. If she does one full gangbang per day every day for a month, how many men will she have serviced by the end of that month?
 
2013-02-23 06:10:22 PM  
Well how else are you gonna teach someone that thier name is Toby?
 
2013-02-23 06:10:50 PM  

SmackLT: We here at NYC PS59 would like to unreservedly apologize to the students and their parents for this question, which frankly is offensive and unwelcome as part of a cross-disciplinary class lesson. It was inappropriate and does not belong in our curriculum. We are sorry, and we promise that will not happen again.

Question 24 of the assignment will be reworded to remove any and all references to our nation's deplorable history in the North American slave trade. We are deeply and humbly sorry.


24) Nikki is a porn actress. Her specialty is gangbangs and she can accommodate a total of five cocks per day. If she does one full gangbang per day every day for a month, how many men will she have serviced by the end of that month?


Trick question, she works with the same guys every day, and one of them has 2 cocks.

I've seen her work.
 
2013-02-23 06:11:35 PM  
FTA:

A teacher had asked fourth-graders to write homework questions that blended math and social studies, education officials said. The teacher then used the students' questions, including the slave-related ones, as homework for the class.


Well, some teacher just learned why you don't let children answer questions unsupervised.

/Ah, the trolls of tomorrow.
 
2013-02-23 06:11:47 PM  
A spectacularly asinine move that even Paris Hilton or a Jersey Shore cast member wouldn't attempt.
 
2013-02-23 06:15:32 PM  
Not enpugh!!!
 
2013-02-23 06:15:34 PM  
But do they do it just around midnight?
 
2013-02-23 06:16:12 PM  
Oh look at this, New York has gone full retard PC. "Bad things happened in the past so we can never talk about or mention any of them again!"

They can blow it out their ass.
 
2013-02-23 06:17:02 PM  

grokca: He is Sparticus!


Wait, no.

I am Spartacus.
 
2013-02-23 06:18:24 PM  
www.topofarmer.com
 
2013-02-23 06:18:55 PM  
Depends, how many times did she beg for?
 
2013-02-23 06:19:41 PM  
Maybe it's a metaphor for a MODERN OFFICE SETTING??
 
2013-02-23 06:20:11 PM  
"If Toby tries to run away and you chop off half of one of his feet, how many miles can Toby limp away from the plantation in the same number of days compared to his first attempt?"
 
2013-02-23 06:20:33 PM  

GUTSU: Oh look at this, New York has gone full retard PC. "Bad things happened in the past so we can never talk about or mention any of them again!"

They can blow it out their ass.


Seriously,  those liberal pantywastes will complain about anything,  should have seen the questions they had about the splatter coverage the average person jumping from the twin towers on 9/11 left.   but no it's the innocent subject of slavery  that gets them all upset,  i just don't get it.
 
2013-02-23 06:22:45 PM  

SmackLT: We here at NYC PS59 would like to unreservedly apologize to the students and their parents for this question, which frankly is offensive and unwelcome as part of a cross-disciplinary class lesson. It was inappropriate and does not belong in our curriculum. We are sorry, and we promise that will not happen again.

Question 24 of the assignment will be reworded to remove any and all references to our nation's deplorable history in the North American slave trade. We are deeply and humbly sorry.


24) Nikki is a porn actress. Her specialty is gangbangs and she can accommodate a total of five cocks per day. If she does one full gangbang per day every day for a month, how many men will she have serviced by the end of that month?


If it were high schoolers instead of fourth graders writing the questions for that test, this type of question would not shock me. They'd just use the full name of one of the girls in the class.
 
2013-02-23 06:24:03 PM  

liam76: Kid came up with it.  And to be honest, while gruesome, it was far more interesting than any question I had n grade school.


The best thing that ever happened to me in math class was an uncle gave me an old book called "A Wartime Refresher in Mathematics". Math is significantly more interesting when the word problems involve adjusting bomb sights or the number of parts needed to build a tank.
 
2013-02-23 06:24:06 PM  
Slaves have existed for centuries and aren't just black, you bunch of over-compensating morons.


Move past the past.
 
2013-02-23 06:24:55 PM  
This is what happens when they demand teachers incorporate interdisciplinary lessons. Over in the English class it's probably going something like this: a female point met her lover, the longest side of a right triangle, at The Vertex under a moonlit sky. She began gently stroking his hypotenuse and in doing so enlarged the tangent ratio until the two became so heated that they exploded into an undefined realm.
 
2013-02-23 06:26:20 PM  
I'm all out of butthurt and rage.  I'll have to be outraged later.
 
2013-02-23 06:27:20 PM  
Reminds me of the Afghan school textbooks provided by the CIA to prepare the region for "freedom" i.e. decades of violent militant action. Things will never be fixed there until a new generation goes through stable secular schools where the students are not inculcated with violent ideologies.

(this archived version has some of the pictures)
 
2013-02-23 06:30:14 PM  
Black History Month?  How about Black Current Events in Africa?
 
2013-02-23 06:30:27 PM  
is it a whip used for sporting use, or is it an assault whip?
 
2013-02-23 06:30:51 PM  
All of them.
 
2013-02-23 06:32:02 PM  
In other news, fourth-graders are little fartknockers and there's a teacher who has no idea how to filter them.
 
2013-02-23 06:33:34 PM  
A teacher had asked fourth-graders to write homework questions that blended math and social studies, education officials said.

So they did. They probably could have used a more astute editor.
 
2013-02-23 06:35:32 PM  

Oldiron_79: Well how else are you gonna teach someone that thier name is Toby?


kunta kinte, kunta kinte
 
2013-02-23 06:36:20 PM  
When I see the word whipped I can only think of whipped cream.
 
2013-02-23 06:37:21 PM  
I find that lashings just aren't as effective as they once were. I traded in my whip for a wooden cane months ago.
 
2013-02-23 06:38:43 PM  
'B' Man have dat K o' coke. How many gram baby formula he be cuttin wif to get dat 90%, yo.
 
2013-02-23 06:39:20 PM  

Alleyoop: Black History Month?  How about Black Current Events in Africa?


How about Black Current Events in Chicago?
 
2013-02-23 06:40:08 PM  

spidermilk: When I see the word whipped I can only think of whipped cream.


t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-23 06:41:04 PM  
FTA:  "Adele Schroeter has ordered sensitivity training for the entire staff of Public School 59 in Manhattan following last month's assignment, the Daily News reported Friday.  A teacher had asked fourth-graders to..."

Can we punish the principal for perpetuating the evils inherent in collective punishment?

Perhaps, you know, by public spanking, depending on how hot she is...
 
2013-02-23 06:41:58 PM  
If my slave required that many beatings, you can bet I'd be looking to get my money back.

/ at least get a store credit...
 
2013-02-23 06:43:35 PM  
I think the larger problem here is that an unsolvable math question was presented to students and no one seems to have a problem with THAT.

Two trains leave Boston at 5:30am. What time does each train arrive at their destination?
 
2013-02-23 06:44:47 PM  
Move along folks. This country has never whipped slaves, and any attempt to remind students of "false history" in math class will be dealt with swiftly.
 
2013-02-23 06:48:45 PM  
30 days hath September, so, 150 lashings. And also, if slaves died while taking over a ship, the question should be how many survivors do you bury at sea.
 
2013-02-23 06:53:39 PM  
"Slave ship" sounds like one... very... kinky... cruise line.

/still better have a pizza bar 24 hrs/ day.
 
2013-02-23 06:54:36 PM  
This happened very recently in Georgia.  Apparently combining slavery with math is a bigger problem than most people think.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/18/slavery-math-problems-pro_n _1 214028.html
 
2013-02-23 06:56:02 PM  
"I just found it alarming that this would happen in a state that you would think was more liberal," said Harding.

Wow, this biatch needs to shut her coont.
 
2013-02-23 06:56:45 PM  
SmackLT:
24) Nikki is a porn actress. Her specialty is gangbangs and she can accommodate a total of five cocks per day.

Nikki's not very good at her "specialty".

mizchief:
The should at least modernize it. "If you need to kill five Blood members and it takes three bullets to kill each one, how many 7-round magazines do you need?"

Um... incomplete information.  Do you start with a round in the chamber or not?
 
2013-02-23 06:56:58 PM  

PsiChick: FTA:

A teacher had asked fourth-graders to write homework questions that blended math and social studies, education officials said. The teacher then used the students' questions, including the slave-related ones, as homework for the class.

Well, some teacher just learned why you don't let children answer questions unsupervised.

/Ah, the trolls of tomorrow.


Indeed.

Hopefully the teacher also learned her job is to screen some of the responses and not just do a cut&paste from the emails.
 
2013-02-23 06:59:18 PM  
Since not every month in the western calendar has the same number of days, it might make more sense to ask how many on average the slave would receive per month.

So, ( 5 whippings/day)*(365 days/year)*(1 year/12 months) = 152 whippings.
 
2013-02-23 07:01:47 PM  
"What do you mean? An African or European whipping?..."
 
2013-02-23 07:07:46 PM  
They should have just used the City of Los Angeles math test:

City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam


Name:__________________________
Gang:__________________________

1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?

2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800-per-day crack habit?

4. Jarone want to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMWs, 3 4X4s, how many Chevies will he have to steal to make $800?

6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the biatch that spent his money?

7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $325 per month rent goes up 15%, how many more children should she have to keep up with her expenses?

10. Salvador was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose by jumping bail?
 
2013-02-23 07:08:41 PM  
No need to get whipped into a frenzy.

Grow up and stop being offending at the slightest thing.
 
2013-02-23 07:10:16 PM  

Gyrfalcon: PsiChick: FTA:

A teacher had asked fourth-graders to write homework questions that blended math and social studies, education officials said. The teacher then used the students' questions, including the slave-related ones, as homework for the class.

Well, some teacher just learned why you don't let children answer questions unsupervised.

/Ah, the trolls of tomorrow.

Indeed.

Hopefully the teacher also learned her job is to screen some of the responses and not just do a cut&paste from the emails.


Well, in all fairness, she probably figured '...they came up with it, let 'em answer' and didn't realize that, in fourth grade, that counts as a successful troll.

Coaster11: Move along folks. This country has never whipped slaves, and any attempt to remind students of "false history" in math class will be dealt with swiftly.


Did you know the Holocaust left a lot of detailed descriptions of torture behind? I did, but I didn't have to view any of them in school until college. I'm also relatively untraumatized by school. The two are actually correlated.
 
2013-02-23 07:11:24 PM  

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: "Slave ship" sounds like one... very... kinky... cruise line.

/still better have a pizza bar 24 hrs/ day.


sounds gay.  gay meaning cool
 
2013-02-23 07:16:03 PM  
"Aziza Harding told the New York Post, saying the questions contained "desensitized" violence. "

No they didn't. There is no such thing as "desensitized violence" - people can be desensitized  to violence, or the questions could contain indications of desensitization  to violence. Good grief, student teacher.
 
2013-02-23 07:23:42 PM  

PsiChick: FTA:

A teacher had asked fourth-graders to write homework questions that blended math and social studies, education officials said. The teacher then used the students' questions, including the slave-related ones, as homework for the class.

Well, some teacher just learned why you don't let children answer questions unsupervised.

/Ah, the trolls of tomorrow.


Brings the tear to the eyes of me.
 
2013-02-23 07:27:44 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Alleyoop: Black History Month?  How about Black Current Events in Africa?

How about Black Current Events in Chicago?


There are white people in Chicago who still own black slaves?

Man, white people are just awful.
 
2013-02-23 07:45:55 PM  
This is just a test to prep them for high school. That is when they get the tough ones.
 
2013-02-23 07:54:30 PM  

Gaius: Oldiron_79: Well how else are you gonna teach someone that thier name is Toby?

kunta kinte, kunta kinte


Well you know Kunta Kinte had a sister? Yeah she was a prostitute. Her name was Renta coonta.
 
2013-02-23 08:02:52 PM  
No - Kunta Kinte was the guy who used his futuristic eye visor to discover electricity by flying a kite with a spoon on it...
 
2013-02-23 08:06:44 PM  
Because math is fun, here are the answers:

February, in a normal non-liberal year:  28x5 = 140 lashings.  Or, as we like to call it, a light month
February, in a liberal nonsense leap year: 29x5 = 145 lashings.  Those five extra will matter.  Really. They will.
June, because it keeps the same number of days.  Farking idiots and their extra days:  150 lashings.  Now, you're starting to get to a quality number of lashings.  The slave now knows they've been appropriately lashed.  However, they still feel better than an English sailor.
August, with its stupid ass-thirty-one days.  Seriously.  What kind of month decides to be one day better than everyone else?!?  For them 155 lashings.  Too damned many.  You think Obama would've made this illegal by now, what with his being half-white and all.
 
2013-02-23 08:09:08 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: That really does depend on the amount of days in a month.


You could say "147 ±8".  Make 'em think about tolerances and averages.
 
2013-02-23 08:10:36 PM  

Dinjiin: FirstNationalBastard: That really does depend on the amount of days in a month.

You could say "147 ±8".  Make 'em think about tolerances and averages.


that's like my weight

haha i wish
 
2013-02-23 08:51:27 PM  
Ok, so you have 10 chickens and 5 watermellons, after a family outing of conservitive white people ( say 4)leave the buffet, how many afro americans does it take to wipe it out? Taking into account there is no guard and they have an ample amount of chiltins on hand (say 20lbs).


/Thats the kind of math they can figure out.
 
2013-02-23 09:00:46 PM  
Sounds like a fun day at the local S&M club, myself.

Why people are offended at this I have no clue, honestly. This is teaching good business sense to our future Pro Dominants, and good financial choices to their future clientele.
 
2013-02-23 09:02:18 PM  
150.
 
2013-02-23 09:33:36 PM  

Relatively Obscure: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

Five.


www.thepensivecitadel.com
Four!
 
2013-02-23 10:30:53 PM  
I know the answer to this, Subby.
They both arrive at the station at the same time.
Right?
 
2013-02-23 10:35:47 PM  
Were these Greek slaves or Roman slaves?
 
2013-02-23 10:41:37 PM  

trappedspirit: Were these Greek slaves or Roman slaves?


Harem girls.
 
2013-02-23 10:49:05 PM  

powhound: This is what happens when they demand teachers incorporate interdisciplinary lessons. Over in the English class it's probably going something like this: a female point met her lover, the longest side of a right triangle, at The Vertex under a moonlit sky. She began gently stroking his hypotenuse and in doing so enlarged the tangent ratio until the two became so heated that they exploded into an undefined realm.


Oh yeah, I love it when you talk nerdy to me!
 
2013-02-23 10:52:31 PM  
Is it not black history month?
 
2013-02-23 11:00:10 PM  
1. If Treshon killded 25 white dudes, and Dante kilded 12 white dudes, how many white biatches they gonna get with by Friday?

2. If you have 112 honkys lockded up and you kill 17 of them muhfuggas, then let 37 go, how many honkeys you got left?

3. OK, man, you got 12 Chinese dudes, 3 white dudes, and 23 proud Black biatches. You put them all in a hotel for the night, how many mixed-race kids you gonna have in nine months?

4. You run into 165 white cops with 25 cans of incendiary tear gas in a hood with 72 cabins. How many cabins they gonna burn down before your ass is charred?

5. At the Oscars, for best actor nominees you got 1 honky, 1 cracker, 1 brother, 1 gay Dominican, and a midget. Who's going home with Lindsey Lohan?

Answers:

1. All of them, yo. They be madcap muhfuggas!
2. None. Them other honkeys be runnin away like biatches when they see you cappin them other dudes.
3. None. The sistas don't be messin with no Chinese dudes, and the honkeys too busy hidin.
4. Detroit.
5. All of them. Biatch be crayzee.

/With deepest apologies to the African American community.
//But the white folks and Mexicans can suck it if they can't take a joke.
///Welsh-Native American with a white candy coating. I'm so sorry for being so unPC.
////I'll go pick on Ted Nugent some more, just to make amends.
 
2013-02-23 11:06:26 PM  

fastfxr: Slaves have existed for centuries and aren't just black, you bunch of over-compensating morons.


Move past the past.


so true. but it's spelt "morans".
 
2013-02-23 11:12:14 PM  
Did I say Spartacus? I meant Bartacus. My name is Bartacus.

www.areawidenews.com
 
2013-02-23 11:18:03 PM  

fastfxr: Slaves have existed for centuries and aren't just black, you bunch of over-compensating morons.


Move past the past.


What is it about their lifestyle that allows slaves to exist for centuries when most us only exist for about 90 years?
 
2013-02-23 11:24:27 PM  

fastfxr: Slaves have existed for centuries and aren't just black, you bunch of over-compensating morons.


Move past the past.


Yeah, they're the real racists, right?
 
2013-02-24 01:04:38 AM  

bump: "What do you mean? An African or European whipping?..."


I don't know that!

/AAAaaaaaahhhhhh!
 
2013-02-24 01:21:23 AM  

ZeroCorpse: What is it about their lifestyle that allows slaves to exist for centuries when most us only exist for about 90 years?


Lots of roughage in their diets?
 
2013-02-24 01:24:05 AM  
Subby, the answer is 5n, where n is equal to the number of days in the month.
 
2013-02-24 01:28:35 AM  
Because someone's great-great grandparent was a slave, we can never talk about it again.
 
2013-02-24 02:07:30 AM  

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: "Slave ship" sounds like one... very... kinky... cruise line.

/still better have a pizza bar 24 hrs/ day.


(Not my joke)

No treadmills.  No elevenses.  No midnight buffet.

500 rowing machines.
 
2013-02-24 02:37:55 AM  

ZodiacMan: This happened very recently in Georgia.  Apparently combining slavery with math is a bigger problem than most people think.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/18/slavery-math-problems-pro_n _1 214028.html


Oforshiatake
 
2013-02-24 02:42:01 AM  

ISO15693: "Aziza Harding told the New York Post, saying the questions contained "desensitized" violence. "

No they didn't. There is no such thing as "desensitized violence" - people can be desensitized  to violence, or the questions could contain indications of desensitization  to violence. Good grief, student teacher.


Dude, you're quoting an AP report that paraphrased the farking New York Post.  I'll be amazed if Ms. Harding's first name is spelled accurately.
 
2013-02-24 04:27:40 AM  
www.ordinaryresponse.com
 
2013-02-24 04:31:15 AM  

SmackLT: 24) Nikki is a porn actress. Her specialty is gangbangs and she can accommodate a total of five cocks per day.


Unimpressed:
upload.wikimedia.orgsites.google.com
 
2013-02-24 04:36:40 AM  
Back in 3rd grade we were introduced to "word problems" like this. The teacher encouraged us to make up our own.

We made up lots of stuff including ones involving the infamous "Pete & Jenny's Sex Shop". Pete and Jenny were 2 of the students in our class.

I don't think we got as explicit as if Jenny charges $20 for a blow job and $50 for full service and Pete gets 3 blowjobs and goes all the way 4 times how much does it cost, but we were pushing the limits for 3rd grade.

The teacher thought we were learning and I think she was right.
 
2013-02-24 04:50:40 AM  

Gawdzila: SmackLT: 24) Nikki is a porn actress. Her specialty is gangbangs and she can accommodate a total of five cocks per day.

Unimpressed:
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What the farking hell is that? Tila Tequila?
 
2013-02-24 06:59:09 AM  

Happy Hours: Back in 3rd grade we were introduced to "word problems" like this. The teacher encouraged us to make up our own.

We made up lots of stuff including ones involving the infamous "Pete & Jenny's Sex Shop". Pete and Jenny were 2 of the students in our class.

I don't think we got as explicit as if Jenny charges $20 for a blow job and $50 for full service and Pete gets 3 blowjobs and goes all the way 4 times how much does it cost, but we were pushing the limits for 3rd grade.

The teacher thought we were learning and I think she was right.


so Pete owns the place, but still has to pay??  what bullshiat is that
 
2013-02-24 09:20:52 AM  
read this story, I think,  from Georgia years ago
 
2013-02-24 10:46:47 AM  
Is the slave African or European?
 
2013-02-24 01:32:12 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Happy Hours: Back in 3rd grade we were introduced to "word problems" like this. The teacher encouraged us to make up our own.

We made up lots of stuff including ones involving the infamous "Pete & Jenny's Sex Shop". Pete and Jenny were 2 of the students in our class.

I don't think we got as explicit as if Jenny charges $20 for a blow job and $50 for full service and Pete gets 3 blowjobs and goes all the way 4 times how much does it cost, but we were pushing the limits for 3rd grade.

The teacher thought we were learning and I think she was right.

so Pete owns the place, but still has to pay??  what bullshiat is that


Hey, we were in the 3rd grade. We weren't pimps and hos. We didn't really understand how things worked back then.

But we had a good grasp of math.
 
2013-02-24 01:37:48 PM  

Happy Hours: Jon iz teh kewl: Happy Hours: Back in 3rd grade we were introduced to "word problems" like this. The teacher encouraged us to make up our own.

We made up lots of stuff including ones involving the infamous "Pete & Jenny's Sex Shop". Pete and Jenny were 2 of the students in our class.

I don't think we got as explicit as if Jenny charges $20 for a blow job and $50 for full service and Pete gets 3 blowjobs and goes all the way 4 times how much does it cost, but we were pushing the limits for 3rd grade.

The teacher thought we were learning and I think she was right.

so Pete owns the place, but still has to pay??  what bullshiat is that

Hey, we were in the 3rd grade. We weren't pimps and hos. We didn't really understand how things worked back then.

But we had a good grasp of math.


in 1st grade, they made us write word problems.  and i wrote a monster of a problem
it was about a page long, but was based on a dream i had, where people waited in lines the size of an auditorium, to get cookies

i forget how the problem went
but one line was for chocolate chip cookies
that was about 3 times the size of the line for oatmeal raisin cookies
 
2013-02-24 03:54:58 PM  

fredklein: They should have just used the City of Los Angeles math test:

City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam


Name:__________________________
Gang:__________________________

1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?


Depends if he stops to see his ho.
That's what we call a variable.
 
2013-02-24 04:05:11 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: i forget how the problem went
but one line was for chocolate chip cookies
that was about 3 times the size of the line for oatmeal raisin cookies


Were these homemade cookies?

How long was the line for meringue? And peppar koker?

And tollhouse cookies?

That covers it for me. Except for thin mints.

So now you know my 4 favorite kinds of cookies.

Fark that Oatmeal raisin shiat.
 
2013-02-24 05:56:55 PM  

rdyb: Reminds me of the Afghan school textbooks provided by the CIA to prepare the region for "freedom" i.e. decades of violent militant action. Things will never be fixed there until a new generation goes through stable secular schools where the students are not inculcated with violent ideologies.

(this archived version has some of the pictures)


From your article:
"Women in their 20s have returned to Grade 11. But they're not bitter, they're happy."
And
"...how to calculate the speed of bullets. Even the girls learn it."


Uhm...I thought that under the Taliban/Mujahideen girls weren't allowed to learn.

/confused
//but not dazed
 
2013-02-24 06:38:49 PM  

Bigdogdaddy: I'm all out of butthurt and rage.  I'll have to be outraged later.


I still have half a barrel of butthurt I recieved during the Bush years, need a refill?

Can spare any rage though, I have to go to work tomorrow.
 
2013-02-24 06:53:37 PM  

Slam1263: Bigdogdaddy: I'm all out of butthurt and rage.  I'll have to be outraged later.

I still have half a barrel of butthurt I recieved during the Bush years, need a refill?

Can spare any rage though, I have to go to work tomorrow.


Can = can't.

Can't spare any rage on that either, gots customers to deal with.
 
2013-02-24 06:56:17 PM  

Happy Hours: Jon iz teh kewl: i forget how the problem went
but one line was for chocolate chip cookies
that was about 3 times the size of the line for oatmeal raisin cookies

Were these homemade cookies?

How long was the line for meringue? And peppar koker?

And tollhouse cookies?

That covers it for me. Except for thin mints.

So now you know my 4 favorite kinds of cookies.

Fark that Oatmeal raisin shiat.


there were only 3 lines.  i think 1 was peanut butter, one was chocolate chip, and the other was oatmeal raison
and fark now that i think about it the line for chocolate chip was about 20 times longer

there were only like a couple of poor souls eating oatmeal raison
 
2013-02-24 07:16:58 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: there were only like a couple of poor souls eating oatmeal raison


meh people who eat oatmeal cookies don't have souls.
 
2013-02-24 08:28:12 PM  

Happy Hours: Jon iz teh kewl: there were only like a couple of poor souls eating oatmeal raison

meh people who eat oatmeal cookies don't have souls.


do they pay for things with monopoly money??
 
2013-02-24 08:44:43 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Happy Hours: Jon iz teh kewl: i forget how the problem went
but one line was for chocolate chip cookies
that was about 3 times the size of the line for oatmeal raisin cookies

Were these homemade cookies?

How long was the line for meringue? And peppar koker?

And tollhouse cookies?

That covers it for me. Except for thin mints.

So now you know my 4 favorite kinds of cookies.

Fark that Oatmeal raisin shiat.

there were only 3 lines.  i think 1 was peanut butter, one was chocolate chip, and the other was oatmeal raison
and fark now that i think about it the line for chocolate chip was about 20 times longer

there were only like a couple of poor souls eating oatmeal raison


What? No pfeffernuesse.

What king of sick and twisted dreams are those?
 
2013-02-24 09:08:14 PM  

Slam1263: pfeffernuesse


i dreamed of those.  and farking your mom
 
2013-02-25 12:35:42 PM  

Gawdzila: SmackLT: 24) Nikki is a porn actress. Her specialty is gangbangs and she can accommodate a total of five cocks per day.

Unimpressed:


The musical score to that needs to be Raymond Scott's "powerhouse"
 
2013-02-25 02:49:55 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Slam1263: pfeffernuesse

i dreamed of those.  and farking your mom


I will only ask you once.

When you are "done" in the family crypt, kindly lock the door.

The roving packs of feral dogs are scattering Mom's remains.

/she was vain, i'm sure she thanks you for the moisturizer.
 
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