Alleyoop: Black History Month? How about Black Current Events in Africa?
spidermilk: When I see the word whipped I can only think of whipped cream.
PsiChick: FTA:A teacher had asked fourth-graders to write homework questions that blended math and social studies, education officials said. The teacher then used the students' questions, including the slave-related ones, as homework for the class.Well, some teacher just learned why you don't let children answer questions unsupervised./Ah, the trolls of tomorrow.
City of Los AngelesHigh School Math Proficiency ExamName:__________________________Gang:__________________________1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800-per-day crack habit?4. Jarone want to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMWs, 3 4X4s, how many Chevies will he have to steal to make $800?6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the biatch that spent his money?7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $325 per month rent goes up 15%, how many more children should she have to keep up with her expenses?10. Salvador was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose by jumping bail?
Gyrfalcon: PsiChick: FTA:A teacher had asked fourth-graders to write homework questions that blended math and social studies, education officials said. The teacher then used the students' questions, including the slave-related ones, as homework for the class.Well, some teacher just learned why you don't let children answer questions unsupervised./Ah, the trolls of tomorrow.Indeed.Hopefully the teacher also learned her job is to screen some of the responses and not just do a cut&paste from the emails.
Coaster11: Move along folks. This country has never whipped slaves, and any attempt to remind students of "false history" in math class will be dealt with swiftly.
CreampuffCasperMilktoast: "Slave ship" sounds like one... very... kinky... cruise line./still better have a pizza bar 24 hrs/ day.
BarkingUnicorn: Alleyoop: Black History Month? How about Black Current Events in Africa?How about Black Current Events in Chicago?
Gaius: Oldiron_79: Well how else are you gonna teach someone that thier name is Toby?kunta kinte, kunta kinte
FirstNationalBastard: That really does depend on the amount of days in a month.
Dinjiin: FirstNationalBastard: That really does depend on the amount of days in a month.You could say "147 ±8". Make 'em think about tolerances and averages.
Relatively Obscure: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]Five.
trappedspirit: Were these Greek slaves or Roman slaves?
powhound: This is what happens when they demand teachers incorporate interdisciplinary lessons. Over in the English class it's probably going something like this: a female point met her lover, the longest side of a right triangle, at The Vertex under a moonlit sky. She began gently stroking his hypotenuse and in doing so enlarged the tangent ratio until the two became so heated that they exploded into an undefined realm.
fastfxr: Slaves have existed for centuries and aren't just black, you bunch of over-compensating morons.Move past the past.
bump: "What do you mean? An African or European whipping?..."
ZeroCorpse: What is it about their lifestyle that allows slaves to exist for centuries when most us only exist for about 90 years?
ZodiacMan: This happened very recently in Georgia. Apparently combining slavery with math is a bigger problem than most people think.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/18/slavery-math-problems-pro_n _1 214028.html
ISO15693: "Aziza Harding told the New York Post, saying the questions contained "desensitized" violence. "No they didn't. There is no such thing as "desensitized violence" - people can be desensitized to violence, or the questions could contain indications of desensitization to violence. Good grief, student teacher.
SmackLT: 24) Nikki is a porn actress. Her specialty is gangbangs and she can accommodate a total of five cocks per day.
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