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(Slate)   New York Times answers question to why only Asian women have thick black hair, distinctively-shaped teeth, small breasts, boy like figures and extra sweat glands. A: Because men find it sexually appealing   (slate.com) divider line 124
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-23 12:52:59 PM
Chick gets upset over men's taste in women, and thanks to the internet the world gets to know.
 
2013-02-23 01:22:08 PM
I dated a full-blooded Taiwanese girl in high school. She was built like a Kate Upton. That is, thick in all the right spots and natural DD's.
 
2013-02-23 01:31:14 PM
Men are stupid.
 
2013-02-23 01:56:52 PM
My wife is Chinese and a natural 36D and doesn't sweat much.

My wife has big tits, your story is illrelevent.
 
2013-02-23 02:03:28 PM
Who doesn't like a broad with black hair?
 
2013-02-23 02:10:07 PM

ginandbacon: Men are stupid.


And?
 
2013-02-23 02:12:58 PM

Shostie: ginandbacon: Men are stupid.

And?


Nothing. I have sammiches to make.
 
2013-02-23 02:13:14 PM
Anyone have any photos of what an Asian chick might look like?
 
2013-02-23 02:18:19 PM

Krymson Tyde: Anyone have any photos of what an Asian chick might look like?


There are none online from what I can tell.
 
2013-02-23 02:19:36 PM

Krymson Tyde: Anyone have any photos of what an Asian chick might look like?


i105.photobucket.com

HTH
 
2013-02-23 02:23:00 PM

Krymson Tyde: Anyone have any photos of what an Asian chick might look like?


img.chinasmack.com
 
2013-02-23 02:24:17 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: Krymson Tyde: Anyone have any photos of what an Asian chick might look like?

[img.chinasmack.com image 439x549]


WTF?
 
2013-02-23 02:27:36 PM
i162.photobucket.com
Guess I'll have to get it started myself.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-02-23 02:28:18 PM
Let me see if I can get this thread back on the right track.

t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-23 02:29:16 PM
But why do Japanese guys have squinty eyes and buck teeth?
 
2013-02-23 02:53:29 PM
Author sounds fat.  Or angry.  Or both.

Do not want.
 
2013-02-23 03:04:28 PM
www.esquire.com

Has a thing for extra sweat glands.
 
2013-02-23 04:10:04 PM

Krymson Tyde: Anyone have any photos of what an Asian chick might look like?


www.china-mike.com
 
2013-02-23 04:27:09 PM

Speaker2Animals: PC LOAD LETTER: Krymson Tyde: Anyone have any photos of what an Asian chick might look like?

[img.chinasmack.com image 439x549]

WTF?


I am guessing she has that skin condition that makes you grow horns.
 
2013-02-23 04:55:39 PM
Asian women have distinctive teeth?
 
2013-02-23 04:59:21 PM
Does every college campus have one intellectual skinny bearded white guy who exploits language barriers to pork Asian exchange students, or was it just mine?
 
2013-02-23 05:32:09 PM

ginandbacon: Men are stupid.


Only when around attractive women or while viewing pics of same or ya know, thinking about them.

Otherwise we're fine.

*blink*
 
2013-02-23 05:32:13 PM

Sgt Otter: Asian women have distinctive teeth?


...down there...
 
2013-02-23 05:33:46 PM
PC LOAD LETTER: Speaker2Animals: PC LOAD LETTER: Krymson Tyde: Anyone have any photos of what an Asian chick might look like?

[img.chinasmack.com image 439x549]

WTF?


I am guessing she has that skin condition that makes you grow horns.

Is it just me or that pic just begging for a "Me so horny" caption?

/Probably just me.
 
2013-02-23 05:50:45 PM
i232.photobucket.com
What a sweaty Asian girl might look like.
 
2013-02-23 05:54:06 PM

smells_like_meat: My wife is Chinese and a natural 36D and doesn't sweat much.

My wife has big tits, your story is illrelevent.


Doesn't it suck that you're sick of them.
 
2013-02-23 05:57:23 PM

Gecko Gingrich: I dated a full-blooded Taiwanese girl in high school. She was built like a Kate Upton. That is, thick in all the right spots and natural DD's.


Go on....
 
2013-02-23 05:59:47 PM
assets.diylol.com
 
2013-02-23 06:08:47 PM
Thread needs eye bleach.

i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-23 06:10:21 PM
Don't forget how they age.

www.damnthatsracist.com
 
2013-02-23 06:19:48 PM

Sgt Otter: Asian women have distinctive teeth?


like chiclets
 
2013-02-23 06:20:34 PM
I love how the article writer dismisses the theory because it doesn't fit her view of men.
/And she probably hates Asian women because of the competition...
 
2013-02-23 06:20:52 PM
Thought East Asians have <a href="http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1467-2494.2007.003 87.x/pd f ">fewer sweat glands</a> and typically the genes for less body odor.
 
2013-02-23 06:24:04 PM
26.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-23 06:26:22 PM
us8.memecdn.com

If the evolutionary theory is true, how come falling Japanese sex rate? Did they hyperevolve or something?
 
2013-02-23 06:27:32 PM
 
2013-02-23 06:29:43 PM
www.unathleticmag.com

Faster. stronger, bigger breasted, I for one welcome our treacherous asian devil overlords.
 
2013-02-23 06:40:39 PM
i55.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-23 06:42:35 PM
no to imply all asians look the same, but i am curious as to why all asians have black hair (usually straight, though some is wavy) and brown eyes.
 
2013-02-23 06:42:41 PM
news.3yen.com

Darwin's Ascent of Woman
 
2013-02-23 06:50:44 PM

thisiszombocom: no to imply all asians look the same, but i am curious as to why all asians have black hair (usually straight, though some is wavy) and brown eyes.


The genes for dark hair and dark eyes are dominant. Also, light hair and eyes only arose from mutations in northern European populations. They don't exist anywhere else except by gene flow from Europeans.

On that note, there is a population in western China that has red/blonde hair and light eyes, they're thought to be the descendants of Hungarians or some such who made it to the far east.
 
2013-02-23 06:51:52 PM
Well thank god someone finally admits that small breasts are hot.
 
2013-02-23 06:52:07 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: thisiszombocom: no to imply all asians look the same, but i am curious as to why all asians have black hair (usually straight, though some is wavy) and brown eyes.

The genes for dark hair and dark eyes are dominant. Also, light hair and eyes only arose from mutations in northern European populations. They don't exist anywhere else except by gene flow from Europeans.

On that note, there is a population in western China that has red/blonde hair and light eyes, they're thought to be the descendants of Hungarians or some such who made it to the far east.


The famed lost Roman legion?
 
2013-02-23 06:53:34 PM

Fano: [us8.memecdn.com image 250x492]

If the evolutionary theory is true, how come falling Japanese sex rate? Did they hyperevolve or something?


Likely just a result of overpopulation.
 
2013-02-23 06:53:53 PM

thisiszombocom: no to imply all asians look the same, but i am curious as to why all asians have black hair (usually straight, though some is wavy) and brown eyes.


Severe inbreeding.

j/k. Most races other than caucasian are like that. Hair and eye color variance first evolved in caucasians. Other races obtained these traits when whites started breeding with them. Asians don't breed outside their race as often as the others?
 
2013-02-23 06:54:18 PM
Just remember, in Bangkok DDs and perfect makeup means penis.
 
2013-02-23 06:55:05 PM

Fano: [us8.memecdn.com image 250x492]

If the evolutionary theory is true, how come falling Japanese sex rate? Did they hyperevolve or something?


Do you mean the birth rate in Japan?
 
2013-02-23 06:55:27 PM

Fano: [news.3yen.com image 850x864]

Darwin's Ascent of Woman


Darwin's Ascent Regression of Woman
s20.postimage.org
 
2013-02-23 06:56:07 PM

Fano: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: thisiszombocom: no to imply all asians look the same, but i am curious as to why all asians have black hair (usually straight, though some is wavy) and brown eyes.

The genes for dark hair and dark eyes are dominant. Also, light hair and eyes only arose from mutations in northern European populations. They don't exist anywhere else except by gene flow from Europeans.

On that note, there is a population in western China that has red/blonde hair and light eyes, they're thought to be the descendants of Hungarians or some such who made it to the far east.

The famed lost Roman legion?


I thought I read that they now think it just happened naturally?
 
2013-02-23 06:58:58 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: thisiszombocom: no to imply all asians look the same, but i am curious as to why all asians have black hair (usually straight, though some is wavy) and brown eyes.

The genes for dark hair and dark eyes are dominant. Also, light hair and eyes only arose from mutations in northern European populations. They don't exist anywhere else except by gene flow from Europeans.

On that note, there is a population in western China that has red/blonde hair and light eyes, they're thought to be the descendants of Hungarians or some such who made it to the far east.


so caucasian eye color/hair are mutations, presumably beneficial (something to do with absorbing vitamin D from sunlight).  youd figure since asiatic populations span as large a geographical/climate expanse as europe, that asians would have developed similar mutations.

so even if dark eyes/hair is genetic, there would be many passive carriers of the gene.  simple mendellian genetics should dictate that theres a 1/4 chance that mixed-gene parents produce a child with no dominant gene.  there should be at least some population with non-black/brown hair/eyes.  but theres practically none, unless it's mixed heritage.
 
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